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[stufte]

Kenobi to be recast as a woman. Brie Larson 1st pick.

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only a woman could fuck up star war worse than lucas 

[thisismyusername]

Mods can't read PM's. I can confirm this when good old Red Mercury tried to flex on me lmao

Had to screen cap it to Selena after telling him off and dude would go "Oh hey Wrath how you doing big guy haha you're cool" like a weirdo on the rare occasions I'd post in those type of threads since.

Admins with access to the database can.

Pretty much this. Sorry, Wrath.

Even if Xenforo doesn't have the admin database access for it, you just open MySQL or similar and query that way.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

EGS shit is really not important right now tbh on today of all days

That's why excelspreadsheet was deployed to deal with it.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

for this kind of scenario what you really need is an incident manag- oh, wait

[thisismyusername]

Speaking of Epic Megafail:

https://www.reddit.com/r/fuckepic/comments/esx2dj/rocket_league_ending_support_for_mac_and_linux/

For those of you at home that want a non-FuckEpic link, here you go, straight from the horses-mouth:

https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague/comments/eswu1s/rocket_league_ending_support_for_mac_and_linux/

Andy-kun, sing with me:



🎵Oh baby, baby
Oops, I bought your studio.
Cut Linux support, no native app for the game
Oops, you think I'd continue to support you
That Timmy Tencent would love Linux.
I'm Chinese Spyware bought now!🎵
---

Like, literally everyone called it. So now that they're pulling it, I'm MAOing my LMAO about this.

mMaRsu where are you, bb? We need to hold a candlelight vigil for Psyonix.

[nachobro]

I can't shit on a dude for struggling with his career trajectory tho.  Kinda a low blow.

i don't mind shitting on a smug douche like him for any reason

i side with shosty and others on this that if a dude is spending over a decade and multiple jobs at the same tier, there's probably a good reason.

[TVC15]

What the fuck happened to the front page? This place is worse than ever. You’re worse than my old friends that would steal shit from crippled old people at their nursing home gigs.

[Snoopycat_]

Era's monthly female hate thread is up

https://www.resetera.com/threads/billie-eilish-and-her-brother-finneas-drive-straight-into-the-ocean-in-new-video.166458/

This month's hate figure is Billie Eilish. Her crimes are being young and singing

[team filler]

her tids can get sucked, but the music is basic bitch shid 

[Hermit]

Era's monthly female hate thread is up

https://www.resetera.com/threads/billie-eilish-and-her-brother-finneas-drive-straight-into-the-ocean-in-new-video.166458/

This month's hate figure is Billie Eilish. Her crimes are being young and singing

https://www.resetera.com/threads/billie-eilish-and-her-brother-finneas-drive-straight-into-the-ocean-in-new-video.166458/#post-28511056

I get that they're brother and sister but, like...

are they fuckin?

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[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/C_Powell6001/status/1220398677405159426

213372bu must be happy because some drama is happening.

 

[benita]

This whole thread.

https://www.resetera.com/threads/hot-pockets-just-backed-stonetoss-a-well-known-alt-right-webcomic-artist.166430/

I'm technically putting a large target in my head, because alot of these chuds are expecting someone like us to report / talk about it

 

Well you did just doxx him on a notorious hate site to be fair...

[Snoopycat_]

her tids can get sucked, but the music is basic bitch shid 

Her music is for 17 yr old girls, not 40 yr old progressives

[benita]

https://twitter.com/EdCorrochio/status/1220519493832597504

 

[ResetBanBot]

LOONIX

As someone who both owns Rocket League and spends 99% of their time in Linux. Epic Game Store has now directly stolen from me, this justifies self-defense on my part. Any Epic Game Store user or developer is fair target for retribution.

[team filler]

her tids can get sucked, but the music is basic bitch shid 

Her music is for 17 yr old girls, not 40 yr old progressives

never stopped me from enjoying any of my other pop fave's, sweaty 

[Boredfrom]

her tids can get sucked, but the music is basic bitch shid 

Her music is for 17 yr old girls, not 40 yr old progressives

filler is a 40 year old man?

[ResetBanBot]

It would be pretty based and red-pilled if BronsonLee destroyed his only method of justifying his self-worth because he stanned for a scumfuck storefront like the brainlet distinguished mentally-challenged fellow he is. I guess he already did do that. I hope he falls into a severe state of depression for his poor choices.

[ResetBanBot]

This is the future EGS and Stadia users want

 

[james]

Can someone without autism explain why I should care about an online game store?

Also, are there similar arguments about best buy and target? Will I get death threats if I buy my game at kmart?

[Boredfrom]

Can someone without autism explain why I should care about an online game store?

Also, are there similar arguments about best buy and target? Will I get death threats if I buy my game at kmart?

Is more like Amazon suddenly had a big corporate rival as a online retailer but offered worse services while gatekeeping products that Amazon usually  had.

[nachobro]

there's an argument to be made that paid store exclusives are bad for the pc market, mostly that competition among different stores help to keep game prices low. also epic doesn't have the features of steam that are very useful like controller customization, game streaming, cloud saves, and such.

the rest of it is mostly autism

[Cauliflower Of Love]

imagine playing video games

[Tripon]

there's an argument to be made that paid store exclusives are bad for the pc market, mostly that competition among different stores help to keep game prices low. also epic doesn't have the features of steam that are very useful like controller customization, game streaming, cloud saves, and such.

the rest of it is mostly autism

I'm always questioned how Epic decided a 88%/12% makes sense and they still don't have basic features like you mentioned set up before they opened the store, or even now that they're been open as a storefront for a year or two.

Eventually, MS is going to take its own PC storefront more seriously, and make it better than it is now (and they have gone a long way of making the Windows store on windows much more usable than they have in the past already).

[railGUN]

Can't you just pirate that shit and launch your games from your desktop, sans <game store>.

[Boredfrom]

Also, some of the RE staff were pretty antiSteam because what they perceive as lack of interest of curating (cofff censorship coff) so PC RE usually feel that they are supporting EGS just to spite them.

[shosta]

Can't you just pirate that shit and launch your games from your desktop, sans <game store>.

You wouldn't download a car.

[Boredfrom]

Can't you just pirate that shit and launch your games from your desktop, sans <game store>.

At this point, is probably easier just buy stuff from Steam and GOG.

[HaughtyFrank]

re thread when?

ding ding ding

https://www.resetera.com/threads/obi-wan-series-on-hold.166462/

Crossing Eden is rage defending Star wars again. Even mad that anyone dares to suggest that Kennedy is partly responsible for the mess

[nachobro]

Can't you just pirate that shit and launch your games from your desktop, sans <game store>.

probably. could probably also add the pirated version to your steam library and get most of the steam features. i just don't bother pirating games much anymore. i got enough shit to play already.

[ResetBanBot]

Financially support indie developers who put out native Linux ports. Bully developers and users of TURN-COATS. Unironically kill yourself Epic Game Scum.

[Boredfrom]

re thread when?

ding ding ding

https://www.resetera.com/threads/obi-wan-series-on-hold.166462/

Crossing Eden is rage defending Star wars again. Even mad that anyone dares to suggest that Kennedy is partly responsible for the mess

I can understand people defending Rian Johnson or the Last Jedi, but dunno why they even bother in pretending Kathleen Kennedy is managing the franchise well.

[ResetBanBot]

Reminder that the only reason EGS was shilled so heavily by gamejournos was because of their desire to gatekeep and censor indie games, something Steam has generally avoided doing. Fuck the actual medium. BronsonLee is so fucking dumb he was roped in just because some game bloggers wanted to make a power play to spite problematic games.

Reiterating that EGS users are marks and should be taken advantage of. They have no feelings, they're below human standards.

[blame space]

care about clients that launch pc games brehs

[TVC15]

I don’t even know what’s going on man

[Joe Molotov]

care about clients that launch pc games brehs

Thank you, I will.

[team filler]

Can someone without autism explain why I should care about an online game store?

not on this site 

[ResetBanBot]

Everyone is stupid but me.

[nachobro]

Everyone is stupid but me.

ok bronson

e: 2booty
 

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[TVC15]

Listening to geeks prattle on about game stores is like listening Max Headroom talk while loaded on Robitussin, the good shit.

[ResetBanBot]

Hurr durr im a fucking boomer who just keeps my head down like a good normie NPC

  Fuck offfffffffffffffffffffffff 

[blame space]

we should all take like 25 dxm pills and post in this thread

[TVC15]

I paid money for Outer Wilds on EGS and liked it


...Outer Wilds would go really well with dxm

[ResetBanBot]

HIRE FERAL INTERACTIVE TO PORT YOUR GAMES YOU COWARDS

[Pissy F Benny]

Can someone without autism explain why I should care about an online game store?

Also, are there similar arguments about best buy and target? Will I get death threats if I buy my game at kmart?

PC niccas are just excited they can have their own versions of console wars now

[TVC15]

HIRE FERAL INTERACTIVE TO PORT YOUR GAMES YOU COWARDS

There’s no way you wouldn’t be more chill if you switched to Windows dude. It has this neat new browser called Edge. It’s all very pleasant.

[ResetBanBot]

[ResetBanBot]

HIRE FERAL INTERACTIVE TO PORT YOUR GAMES YOU COWARDS

There’s no way you wouldn’t be more chill if you switched to Windows dude. It has this neat new browser called Edge. It’s all very pleasant.

Jokes on you, Microsoft is going to release Edge for Linux: https://itsfoss.com/microsoft-edge-linux/

Lots of Microsoft software runs on Linux now, like VS Code.

[Joe Molotov]

Linux shit really is not important right now tbh

[TVC15]

Recreational Linux users aren’t really comparable to a minority. They’re more like people with giant gross gauged earrings

[ResetBanBot]

I bet you people run Windows 10 and think that's okay

[TVC15]

I bet you people run Windows 10 and think that's okay

Right now I have the following turned on:

1) MBP streaming Schitt’s Creek
2) Windows 10 machine idling while I eat burrito
3) PS4 to charge vape pen
4) iPad to be here

I use each OS for what they’re intended.

[team filler]

I bet you people run Windows 10 and think that's okay

using windows 7, bb 

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Linux shit really is not important right now tbh

[TVC15]

Just got done buying every game on EGS and Stadia to support the platforms, fight the establishment stores!

If you ran out of things to buy, don’t forget you can never have too many Fortnite microtransactions!

[TVC15]

Easy solution: install Fortnite on your work phone!

[ResetBanBot]

No criticism of EGS is complete without talking about Linux. Fuck your friends lists and trading cards. It's an objective regression in consumer standards and Rocket League is a perfect example of that.

Look at the useless consumer shit Bronson buys with his tier 1 pleb money: https://twitter.com/BronsonLee/status/1220548094317617152

I think he actually bought one of those "I'm a soyboy and it's too hard for me to open my soylent bottles" gadgets.

[TVC15]

You should really just calm down and enjoy life. Us Windows users have a saying: defrag your mind. Defrag it, bro.