Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1082643 times)

james · « **Reply #1200 on:** March 09, 2020, 09:22:04 AM »

Cough on Karen

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1201 on:** March 09, 2020, 09:48:57 AM »

It's just the flu bro

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1202 on:** March 09, 2020, 10:51:08 AM »

https://twitter.com/SweeneyABC/status/1237018677360410624

Kunai With Chain · « **Reply #1203 on:** March 09, 2020, 11:11:17 AM »

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761

Finally Trump and anti-racist activists who were shitting on white people for avoiding China town are on the same side because the flu kills so many more

Ghoul · « **Reply #1204 on:** March 09, 2020, 11:12:58 AM »

So within our office one of the workers has a child coming over from South Korea for a holiday. So they're self isolating for two weeks,
but basically even when that time is up because they're just arriving today it should be really two weeks from when they leave,
so basically think we're in trouble, why not say to the kid, nahhh stay there.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1205 on:** March 09, 2020, 11:15:22 AM »

It's usually a bad sign when those who know the least about a subject are the least concerned and those that know the most about a subject are the most concerned.

Occam · « **Reply #1206 on:** March 09, 2020, 11:32:09 AM »

(Including his own grandfather.)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1207 on:** March 09, 2020, 11:36:49 AM »

Last week:

Trump: There are about 15 cases, but that's gonna quickly go down to 0 cases.

This week:

Trump: It's only 543 total cases and 22 deaths, not that bad when you compare it to the flu!

toku · « **Reply #1208 on:** March 09, 2020, 12:17:59 PM »

Kunai With Chain · « **Reply #1209 on:** March 09, 2020, 12:28:16 PM »

Quote from: Dufus on March 09, 2020, 12:16:05 PM

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/03/irans-coronavirus-problem-lot-worse-it-seems/607663/

Love me some random propagandist pulling some random numbers out of his ass using some weird methodology.

Anyone following Iran news knew long ago the government was lying about the numbers from the get go, by at least a dozen or more thousands. But when you start talking about how millions are affected according to your 'very scientific' estimate it's hard not to facepalm.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1210 on:** March 09, 2020, 01:02:53 PM »

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/09/nyregion/port-authority-rick-cotton-coronavirus.html

Quote

Rick Cotton, the executive director of the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, is one of the most prominent U.S. officials to have contracted the virus.

james · « **Reply #1211 on:** March 09, 2020, 01:36:23 PM »

I've become very aware of how many fucking doors I have to open in a given day.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1212 on:** March 09, 2020, 01:47:32 PM »

Deep down, I must've known this was coming. That's why I've been avoiding people for twenty-five years.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1213 on:** March 09, 2020, 01:53:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/COVID2019tests/status/1237064518922047488

shosta · « **Reply #1214 on:** March 09, 2020, 02:07:56 PM »

Who here is going to get this first? I'm betting on TVC. That cruise ship just came in, his hygiene is terrible, and his anxiety surely lowers his immune response.

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #1215 on:** March 09, 2020, 02:12:18 PM »

I substitute teach at a school, and I work with an autist. I have a feeling I will get corona from something related to this.

Also I lick public toilet seats.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1216 on:** March 09, 2020, 02:35:27 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/ffhz87/captain_of_the_grand_princess_making_his_feelings/

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1217 on:** March 09, 2020, 02:50:29 PM »

https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1237085131267022853

Nintex · « **Reply #1218 on:** March 09, 2020, 02:55:39 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 09, 2020, 11:36:49 AM

Last week:

Trump: There are about 15 cases, but that's gonna quickly go down to 0 cases.

This week:

Trump: It's only 543 total cases and 22 deaths, not that bad when you compare it to the flu!

Next week
"If you've always wanted to buy a house, now is the time!"

In 2 weeks
"How does everyone like driving around New York with no traffic jams. Not even Rudy could get that done!"

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1219 on:** March 09, 2020, 03:11:50 PM »

Quote from: Kunai With Chain on March 09, 2020, 11:11:17 AM

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1237027356314869761

oh hey the same whataboutisms relating to infectious diseases that were echoed throughout the first half of this thread, so which one of you is trump's source?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1220 on:** March 09, 2020, 03:21:49 PM »

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1237093319689351172

The Times should lift its paywall for Coronavirus reporting.

Tripon · « **Reply #1221 on:** March 09, 2020, 03:24:57 PM »

https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/1237085279774822401

Georiga

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1222 on:** March 09, 2020, 03:26:32 PM »

For a second, I thought that said White Students Come First.

Nintex · « **Reply #1223 on:** March 09, 2020, 03:53:35 PM »

Our prime minister said we won't have to panic but because we probably don't feel like this is a big deal but he gave these recommendations:
- Wash your hands more often
- Sneeze in your elbow
- Use paper towels
- Don't shake hands

In certain provinces where the virus is more common if you don't feel well you should stay at home.
Also if possible work from home or in different shifts.

He then ended the conference shaking the hands of the person next to him.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1224 on:** March 09, 2020, 04:03:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/komonews/status/1237101186454446080

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1225 on:** March 09, 2020, 04:32:43 PM »

https://twitter.com/EricLiptonNYT/status/1237081104366145538

james · « **Reply #1226 on:** March 09, 2020, 04:35:17 PM »

What was the season of 24 where they attacked President Palmer by putting on an invisible glove with poison and then shaking his hand at rally?

Just thinking about my Minecraft strategies.

james · « **Reply #1227 on:** March 09, 2020, 04:55:52 PM »

They just closed Italy

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #1228 on:** March 09, 2020, 05:04:34 PM »

Quote from: james on March 09, 2020, 04:55:52 PM

They just closed Italy

short italy

VomKriege · « **Reply #1229 on:** March 09, 2020, 05:09:01 PM »

Several French MP and the Culture Minister have it. Mayoral elections are on, but a lot of non essential gatherings are cancelled.

China had a climb of cases that lasted a month before they claimed to plateau it.

team filler · « **Reply #1230 on:** March 09, 2020, 05:22:33 PM »

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1237121176259956736

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #1231 on:** March 09, 2020, 05:29:57 PM »

he should tell the chicoms to change the 5g frequency and cure everyone or else

EchoRin · « **Reply #1232 on:** March 09, 2020, 05:32:42 PM »

Quote from: Joe Biden on March 09, 2020, 05:27:56 PM

I want Trump to have a mental breakdown and go full Mr. Burns, locking himself in a single room in the White House and obsessively cleaning all surfaces over and over again.

I don't recall that episode. Unless you mean the one where Homer punches Mr.Burns.

Otherwise this sounds more like Howard Hughes.

team filler · « **Reply #1233 on:** March 09, 2020, 05:32:54 PM »

team filler · « **Reply #1234 on:** March 09, 2020, 05:59:25 PM »

https://twitter.com/halaljew/status/1237124210734116864

TVC15 · « **Reply #1235 on:** March 09, 2020, 06:09:29 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 09, 2020, 02:07:56 PM

Who here is going to get this first? I'm betting on TVC. That cruise ship just came in, his hygiene is terrible, and his anxiety surely lowers his immune response.

I’m on mandatory work from home and I’m basically a hermit. I’m safe from the virus. It’s the nuttiness surrounding the virus that will get to me.

team filler · « **Reply #1236 on:** March 09, 2020, 06:13:57 PM »

https://www.thedailybeast.com/rikers-inmates-will-dig-graves-if-coronavirus-batters-new-york

team filler · « **Reply #1237 on:** March 09, 2020, 06:18:47 PM »

https://twitter.com/OriginalBayArea/status/1237093964026482689

https://twitter.com/OriginalBayArea/status/1237095177426071552

https://twitter.com/OriginalBayArea/status/1237135995478216705

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #1238 on:** March 09, 2020, 06:30:18 PM »

all the geriatrics taken out by corona and tulsi left standing

come on, filler

shosta · « **Reply #1239 on:** March 09, 2020, 06:36:50 PM »

Hourly wage earners will "get some help"? Are we gonna do paid quarantines?

shosta · « **Reply #1240 on:** March 09, 2020, 06:39:28 PM »

My favorite part of this is Trump's banana yellow tie and that old white woman in a qipao

Nintex · « **Reply #1241 on:** March 09, 2020, 06:47:58 PM »

Quote from: Stro on March 09, 2020, 06:30:22 PM

God striking down all the Trumpers in the GOP up to and including Trump would be a glorious rapture

No It's TAX CUTS

TVC15 · « **Reply #1242 on:** March 09, 2020, 07:13:26 PM »

Quote from: shosta on March 09, 2020, 06:39:28 PM

My favorite part of this is Trump's banana yellow tie and that old white woman in a qipao

He wore a non-red tie? That’s not a very frequent occurrence, is it?

Sending a message to an operative in the field? Nintex, get on this.

shosta · « **Reply #1243 on:** March 09, 2020, 07:16:23 PM »

https://twitter.com/iatemuggles/status/1236883326797066240

https://twitter.com/yoongisracha/status/1236977099841384450

TVC15 · « **Reply #1244 on:** March 09, 2020, 07:19:39 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on March 09, 2020, 07:13:26 PM

Quote from: shosta on March 09, 2020, 06:39:28 PM
My favorite part of this is Trump's banana yellow tie and that old white woman in a qipao

He wore a non-red tie? That’s not a very frequent occurrence, is it?

Sending a message to an operative in the field? Nintex, get on this.

Never mind, Nintex. I did some research and we’re all good. Maybe better than good.

shosta · « **Reply #1245 on:** March 09, 2020, 07:21:07 PM »

piss freak!

THE TAPE IS REAL!

TVC15 · « **Reply #1246 on:** March 09, 2020, 07:23:46 PM »

He waited until after the impeachment trial to flaunt it.

remy · « **Reply #1247 on:** March 09, 2020, 07:27:05 PM »

Quote from: TVC15 on March 09, 2020, 07:19:39 PM

Quote from: TVC15 on March 09, 2020, 07:13:26 PM
Quote from: shosta on March 09, 2020, 06:39:28 PM
My favorite part of this is Trump's banana yellow tie and that old white woman in a qipao

He wore a non-red tie? That’s not a very frequent occurrence, is it?

Sending a message to an operative in the field? Nintex, get on this.

Never mind, Nintex. I did some research and we’re all good. Maybe better than good.

Seems like a downgrade from the Red one

Propagandhim · « **Reply #1248 on:** March 09, 2020, 08:36:02 PM »

Serie A cancelled.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1249 on:** March 09, 2020, 08:45:44 PM »

Juventus to be announced champions because Italy

Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #1250 on:** March 09, 2020, 08:53:06 PM »

Suspended. Not cancelled yet.

Kunai With Chain · « **Reply #1251 on:** March 09, 2020, 08:54:50 PM »

Quote from: filler on March 09, 2020, 05:32:54 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

Erdogan turns out to be the best world leader prepared to fight an epidemic? Nintex on death watch.

team filler · « **Reply #1252 on:** March 09, 2020, 08:56:02 PM »

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1253 on:** March 09, 2020, 08:57:03 PM »

Can you regain Polish citizenship after you renounced it? Asking for a friend.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #1254 on:** March 09, 2020, 08:58:26 PM »

Quote from: Mr Gilhaney on March 09, 2020, 08:53:06 PM

Suspended. Not cancelled yet.

Watched Juve-Inter for 20 minutes before falling asleep . Felt like a Premier League game. Might as well cancel it.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #1255 on:** March 09, 2020, 09:14:26 PM »

Permanent work from home starting Monday.

EchoRin · « **Reply #1256 on:** March 09, 2020, 09:27:06 PM »

Shaking hands to own the libs

bluemax · « **Reply #1257 on:** March 09, 2020, 09:57:46 PM »

Registered for VPN access today at work. Don't know how that will help me not having a devkit or headset at home but its something!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1258 on:** March 09, 2020, 10:05:49 PM »

The VPN will protect you from e-Corona.

Tripon · « **Reply #1259 on:** March 09, 2020, 10:11:58 PM »

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1237196736105496576

News:

Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1082643 times)