see? this is everyone's reward for not goin' to church.
distant, short form: biotch, forum libertarian, apparently went randy savage on his baby momma and chokeslammed her, and then hammer punched her nine ways from tuesday. when his rage glands had finished discharging, he ran squealing into the night, and his baby momma done trashed his electronics and hijacked his forum accounts in revenge. this thread is one of the results, and here we are! frankly, she's a sore improvement over his mealy-mouthed political chest puffin'.