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Today I learned that people listen to Stro.
Quote from: VomKriege on March 13, 2018, 02:39:17 AMI mean Cream was a great ERA troll, so kudos.Not a troll.
I mean Cream was a great ERA troll, so kudos.
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 13, 2018, 02:48:05 AMQuote from: Momo on March 13, 2018, 02:42:10 AMQuote from: TVC 15 on March 13, 2018, 02:40:02 AMQuote from: thetylerrob on March 13, 2018, 02:36:44 AMTVC and Cream are both try hard edgelords so it's good that they found eachotherI mean, I only present myself as I am. If I were “try hard” you’d have seen a lot worse things here. I was censoring myself even before The Prudening here. I’m more of a “semi-reclusive weirdo.” If you hadn’t run off classic era Borers, they’d confirm.What's the deal with the prudening anyway? I see you saying you have to tone it down but i have no idea what that's about. I avoid about half the long standing threads on here so I guess something happened in one of 'em? Stro didn’t like me posting about certain subjects, so I told him I’d avoid them. Nobody forced me to do anything. It’s a little tongue in cheek, but I’m also a little upset because someone posted a gallery of crime scene pics of a toddler that was recently ripped apart by a pitbull and I can’t talk about them here. The kid was in multiple chunks and at least one pile of goo. If that story broke big in the media (and no idea why it hasn’t) those dogs would be banned in a minute. There must be an NRA equivalent for pitbulls.Why would you look at pictures of that, sick
Quote from: Momo on March 13, 2018, 02:42:10 AMQuote from: TVC 15 on March 13, 2018, 02:40:02 AMQuote from: thetylerrob on March 13, 2018, 02:36:44 AMTVC and Cream are both try hard edgelords so it's good that they found eachotherI mean, I only present myself as I am. If I were “try hard” you’d have seen a lot worse things here. I was censoring myself even before The Prudening here. I’m more of a “semi-reclusive weirdo.” If you hadn’t run off classic era Borers, they’d confirm.What's the deal with the prudening anyway? I see you saying you have to tone it down but i have no idea what that's about. I avoid about half the long standing threads on here so I guess something happened in one of 'em? Stro didn’t like me posting about certain subjects, so I told him I’d avoid them. Nobody forced me to do anything. It’s a little tongue in cheek, but I’m also a little upset because someone posted a gallery of crime scene pics of a toddler that was recently ripped apart by a pitbull and I can’t talk about them here. The kid was in multiple chunks and at least one pile of goo. If that story broke big in the media (and no idea why it hasn’t) those dogs would be banned in a minute. There must be an NRA equivalent for pitbulls.
Quote from: TVC 15 on March 13, 2018, 02:40:02 AMQuote from: thetylerrob on March 13, 2018, 02:36:44 AMTVC and Cream are both try hard edgelords so it's good that they found eachotherI mean, I only present myself as I am. If I were “try hard” you’d have seen a lot worse things here. I was censoring myself even before The Prudening here. I’m more of a “semi-reclusive weirdo.” If you hadn’t run off classic era Borers, they’d confirm.What's the deal with the prudening anyway? I see you saying you have to tone it down but i have no idea what that's about. I avoid about half the long standing threads on here so I guess something happened in one of 'em?
Quote from: thetylerrob on March 13, 2018, 02:36:44 AMTVC and Cream are both try hard edgelords so it's good that they found eachotherI mean, I only present myself as I am. If I were “try hard” you’d have seen a lot worse things here. I was censoring myself even before The Prudening here. I’m more of a “semi-reclusive weirdo.” If you hadn’t run off classic era Borers, they’d confirm.
TVC and Cream are both try hard edgelords so it's good that they found eachother
Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on March 13, 2018, 02:25:16 AMYou guys are distinguished mentally-challenged lolAnd you’re a loser normie that’s going to have a wife and kids and a job and career goals and shit.
You guys are distinguished mentally-challenged lol
That guardian thread got mildly amusing. https://www.resetera.com/posts/5499716/QuoteNice alt-right rhetoric
Nice alt-right rhetoric
Quote from: Momo on March 13, 2018, 03:04:27 AMWho cares what TVC looks at, if he finds it interesting and others do too, why stop him? i mean as long as he's not putting it unspoilered/tagged in the star wars thread spoiler (click to show/hide) [close]I think most people would rather see toddlers ripped apart by pitbulls than TLJ, amirite?
Who cares what TVC looks at, if he finds it interesting and others do too, why stop him? i mean as long as he's not putting it unspoilered/tagged in the star wars thread spoiler (click to show/hide) [close]
https://www.resetera.com/threads/strip-club-should-be-illegal.29160/All the ERA shut-ins don't know how to respond to a pretty typical evening out on a business trip.
SO I just got back from Playmates in south miami and it inspired this trend.I'm a broke ass otherfucker but these girls took ke to the bank for fucking 1,000+ dollars. I cnanot afford that. No way, no how. Cn;t afford it whatsoever. But they had trricks. I thought (and agreed to go) because it would be all big breasted fucking artificial women with childrne and shit I could handle that. No problems. Not interestecIstead they had like fucking 25, 26 hyear olds with small breasets (25 and 26 is very young to me, being in my mid 30s) and they had tiny breasts and small asses and as a red blooeded Irishman I had no fucking chance whatsoeve against this shit (sorry the nex tcouplle of paragraphs were deleted and I cna't fucking remeber what they said.)Worst thing is that it's fucking 5.47 (A fucking M) and I have this FIBA AML shit (goodle it) early tomorrow morning) though my boss took me out so I can just lay the fucking blame on him.I had fucking 5 dances man, 5 cubans and 1 colombian. When you go back to the chamgane room, all bets are off duede. I thought it would just be nuede dances (lap dance is 50 for 2 songs, champagne room is 250 for whatever) but this girl was sucking my dick and giving me lines of coke and shoving my fingers up her pussy and all sorts of shit. I knew going in that I was going to get ripped off but I did NOT get ripped off. No sex in the champagne room is bullshit.The one trick she pulled was giving me, a drug free guy (but langered with drink) lines of coke and saying I could only touch her if I did them. So I did (big mistake) and they killed my didck. SO when she said 200 for fuck in the chamgpane room, it really turned into me paying 250 (fucking tips) for me to give her head and finger her while my fucking coked up dick stayed uttelrly flaccid. But you know what I loved it because she was so different to the Irish girls ',m used to - holy shit she was hot. I ended up spending 1 grand on her like a fucking moron - imgaine - 1 grand to give someone else head and ginger their twat - but at the time it felt so good (and free idnner and drinks and shit).Got back to the hotel and the busboy told me I apparently fell into a 'stundent trap for UM students' and got ripped offand shoudl have gotten a high class russian escort. So cikked up as I am i fucking ordered one and (through the busboy) I told him to make sure she;s slim and not busty but I tipped the motherfucker 50 dolllars and then paced the room in an agitated state for the last 45 minutes before decideing I had to post on Era. Did I metnion this the the first time I;ve done coke? Not as itense as I thought just very, very hyper. Insanely dry mouth. Can't sleep for shit. Npw 6.04. And like I said fucking killed my dicik. Motherfucker! I would have been inside the most beatufyiful colombian girl instead of fucking fingering her wtith whiskey dick. Which is wosre when your mediocre hung or slightly worse (inster era/ gaf joke her). Fuck me. I was even asking her to tell me exactly where her g-spot was and all kinds of shit. Fuck me, embarassing. Cringeworthy. Fuck. Idiot. I'm just a poor rural lad, I like a drink but I;m not used to women about when I drink and I',m uuglyWhat an easy target I mut have been for these girls. Thank god I turned down the 2,000 lesbian show. I'm not that dumb.. I'm so drunk I've almost forgotten what I got for my 8,00 hundred. But my fingers remember. You guys attracitve enough to get it for free - god fucking bless you lad.s God bless you.Can you comp this shit on expenses? Company account. I can't afford to lose this. Someone in corporate land let me kno wcus I'm fucking broke as shit right now tiwth just the taste of colombian pussy on my finger to show for my fucking expenditure. Fuck me.Gun range thursdday lasds, let's pretend to be a rebuplican conservative asshole and shoot the shit out of some targets and shit. Stone Hart (?) gun range at miami executive (airport and this time I'll ask for a long gun and fucking really go for it and fucking treat it properly and not shit my fucking pants like the first time when I shot a glock 19 their last year. Fuck - I'm gonna go full stallone and take the biggest gun theu've got. Then go back to playmates and find sweet, sexy Anna and pay whatever it takes.I love pyssy almost as much as I love Nintendo peace out I need some sleep for this bullshti fucking conference tomorrow I never did concaine until tonight holy shit I can fucking running at 100mph and thought you should know.Apologies if this is sexitst and shit, I know I pissed people off in the gaming thread about sexism because I like seeing that shit in games (just love me some titty man I;m so sorry) but I promose you I aksed the threee girls at every stage tonight if this shit was cool and they said yes and their face was total boredom - which is better than discomfort I guess? Rock on Era. Rock on you dense motherfckers. I promose you I made sure - even through te cocaine and shit - I promise I treated these girls well tonight despite my first ever experience with cocaine. I've always been pro ex work but I swaer to go d the 1,000 the girl made tonight is ntohing compared to the fucking awesome memories I made (which I record hwer I or I;ll never remember)Odds on mods locking this threads 12 (fractional)So should wht I did be legal or no - I have no idea morally - so I just did it.
-googles lyrics-Holy shit. Seems crazy they would play any of that song at all.
Quote from: Jerry on March 13, 2018, 06:48:55 AMhttps://www.resetera.com/threads/strip-club-should-be-illegal.29160/All the ERA shut-ins don't know how to respond to a pretty typical evening out on a business trip.Heh, that dude made a thread about The Bore too. Seems he has great taste in ex-gaffers.Good on you, coke dude. Just remember that although coke and strippers are both awesome, everything in moderation is the key. Also, if you really want to fuck, get an escort, give her most of the coke, and then go wild. Save yourself a few lines for the afterglow.
https://www.resetera.com/threads/mods-read-the-bore-and-we-all-know-it.29174/oh shit my dudes, busted
Id buy you a brink sometime dude, you hust gotta start using grammar first. Ain't east being a minority in america - I get it. Im there npw and fuck me it is nice being white rather than hispanic. The ethinic wea;th ga[ is disguating/ But sprry dude I went tp see Annihilation instead of Black Panther.
Quote from: Cream on March 13, 2018, 02:45:32 AMQuote from: VomKriege on March 13, 2018, 02:39:17 AMI mean Cream was a great ERA troll, so kudos.Not a troll.Sure.
Hey were you the person I recommended furniture to a couple years ago?
Yes we talked at the old forum and you provided some recommendations.
I want someone to sign up under the name Guinness Stout and be the enemy of Premium Lager
Can you comp this shit on expenses? Company account. I can't afford to lose this.
Do you think that your debased bloodline 'needed to meet' every one of the MILLIONS and MILLIONS of my people that you grotesque and disgusting HOMINID parasites slaughtered for no reason? FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING 1/2 HUMAN TRASH.
You can run but you can't hide, we will find you! We are not amused by you Criminal Mafia bullshit any longer. You must think I am as stupid as you are...you didn't have to 'tell me' that you are a 'jew' it is all over your syntax! We are going to hunt you down and take revenge for your murders!
Quote from: Momo on March 13, 2018, 08:28:31 AMI want someone to sign up under the name Guinness Stout and be the enemy of Premium LagerTriggering Scandinavians requires much less effort than that.
Quote from: VomKriege on March 13, 2018, 07:32:57 AMCan you comp this shit on expenses? Company account. I can't afford to lose this. HR: "Bob, this line item reads 'Dinner, drinks, coke, stripper head and fingerbang'...am I reading this right? You're expensing some stripper giving you head?"Bob: "Actually, I was licking her box, I couldn't get it up due to all the coke."HR: "....."
Gamers
The good strip clubs will spread the cost onto the drinks.Then you just file it under "hospitality" and say you took some clients out.Ive been to a strip club with my boss and he expensed it under 'social budget'
Quote from: Jerry on March 13, 2018, 09:52:01 AMThe good strip clubs will spread the cost onto the drinks.Then you just file it under "hospitality" and say you took some clients out.Ive been to a strip club with my boss and he expensed it under 'social budget'We've gotten away with some pretty ridiculous expenditures by filing it under "customer relations"Then our accountant in charge of expenses was fired and replaced by an authoritarian hag of a woman who won't even let me buy toothpaste on the company card
This might be some kind of lightning in a bottle. After Ghostbusters, Wonder Woman, Black Panther and The Last Jedi, angry young white men finally have a movie they can connect with. I don’t doubt that Spielberg makes this movie work (the book doesn’t) and that it’s a solid enough to stand on its own legs. But, finally this group of men has something that they can call their own. I wonder how much of a market they are, if they can carry this movie.
https://www.resetera.com/posts/5510692/Quote from: kinoki, post: 5510692, member: 21710This might be some kind of lightning in a bottle. After Ghostbusters, Wonder Woman, Black Panther and The Last Jedi, angry young white men finally have a movie they can connect with. I don’t doubt that Spielberg makes this movie work (the book doesn’t) and that it’s a solid enough to stand on its own legs. But, finally this group of men has something that they can call their own. I wonder how much of a market they are, if they can carry this movie.
I asked Cream and Cyndi about their genitals in the same way. They responded identically.I also think they're the same person.
PS Anyone e;se fucking amaz9ed Slayzen turned out tp be a dece t mod? Thought the guy was a cunt but he proved me wrong.
Quote from: venereology on March 13, 2018, 07:34:05 AMhttps://www.resetera.com/threads/mods-read-the-bore-and-we-all-know-it.29174/oh shit my dudes, bustedLol jesus christ that's a bit much aint it? But yea they read the bore. First I would have been unbanned tomorrow, then I made some legit comments on here and now it's the 28th lol.
Quote from: james on March 13, 2018, 02:10:54 AMI asked Cream and Cyndi about their genitals in the same way. They responded identically.I also think they're the same person.But Cream is "bi-gender" and Cindi hates gender non-binaries. She wants everyone to be strictly trans.Cream, what sex were you born as biologically? I'll take a wild giess, you're a dude.
Quote from: MMaRsu on March 13, 2018, 11:45:14 AMQuote from: venereology on March 13, 2018, 07:34:05 AMhttps://www.resetera.com/threads/mods-read-the-bore-and-we-all-know-it.29174/oh shit my dudes, bustedLol jesus christ that's a bit much aint it? But yea they read the bore. First I would have been unbanned tomorrow, then I made some legit comments on here and now it's the 28th lol.Why do you care. You'll catch a perm next time because you made a typo or something.
Cream and Cindi have completely different writing styles that they both stick to; ya'll are bad at spotting dupes. They always slip up at some point.
