Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis?

[Nintex]

The job of peddling conspiracy theories on this forum is already taken Nintex.

I called this back in January

Would be on brand for commie China to develop a virus that kills their own people so I'm not ruling it out.

Not to mention Chinese bot armies are also still flooding the air waves with their bullshit
https://twitter.com/Candicelalala/status/1239248915184091139

[BisMarckie]

When this is over and we survive we should move all our production from China back to Europe, Japan and the US to quickly revive our economies and watch them kick out Supreme Leader Xi.

Not to encourage nintex but It's pretty interesting that both fascists and some social democrats seem have this economic pipe dream in their heads and it merits a little investigation. Not from a serious perspective since Chinese labor powers social democratic economies but I might have a good joke post about this ideology later.

Looks like international solidarity was the wrong horse to bet on.
International Workingmen's Association annihilated

[ToxicAdam]

Ohio is shutting down all bars and restaurants at 9pm tonight.  Trying to get ahead of St Pattys Day.

[shosta]

meanwhile las vegas does not give a fuck

[Nintex]

I would like to believe the Chinese communists didn't spread this virus intentionally if it wasn't for their bot armies responding to official Dutch government communication accounts calling them 'murderers' in broken English

[VomKriege]

meanwhile las vegas does not give a fuck

They will, within the week IMO.

[Leadbelly]

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'sold out' - toilet roll.

I just tried to buy toilet roll and couldn't get any. lol

[team filler]

I would like to believe the Chinese communists didn't spread this virus intentionally if it wasn't for their bot armies responding to official Dutch government communication accounts calling them 'murderers' in broken English

murderers

[shosta]

They will, within the week IMO.

MGM Resorts has no plans to close Las Vegas properties, a spokesman said in an email Saturday.

do not misunderestimate americans

[BisMarckie]

I would like to believe the Chinese communists didn't spread this virus intentionally if it wasn't for their bot armies responding to official Dutch government communication accounts calling them 'murderers' in broken English

murderers

Can’t believe this emote is still allowed in these times. We need a corona-safe version ASAP.

[Nintex]

People in self-imposed quarantine will probably go crazy to add up to the problems we already have.

[BisMarckie]

Bore mods and admins don’t care about your wellbeing and just want to hoard your likes!

[shosta]

They still got people handing stuff out on the streets there

"stuff" is an interesting way to obscure club discounts and ads for lapdances

Las Vegas will have hurd emmunity by the end of the week!

[VomKriege]

They will, within the week IMO.

MGM Resorts has no plans to close Las Vegas properties, a spokesman said in an email Saturday.

do not misunderestimate americans

You'd be surprised at how quick the shift could happen.

[BisMarckie]

Is Vegas mostly old people like Atlantic City?

[shosta]

not "mostly" but there are a lot of boomers to remove here, yes

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/mqmqqmqm/status/1239029146883416064

See, this is why China didn't need to do shit. Americans will intentionally make themselves sick.

[Potato]

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-reacts-to-prime-ministers-strategy-to-slow-spread-of-disease/news-story/cdea93f66e5ac7a5a783de21973d872d

“People are naturally anxious about the issues of schools,” he said, encouraging a policy of “social distancing” amongst children where they stay 1.5 metres apart from each other at school.

He also said the mass closure of schools could make the “coronavirus situation worse, not better”

 

I mean, he's following the advice of the Chief Medical Officer. What more do you want him to do? Not follow the advice of the nation's head doctor?

[Potato]

When this is over and we survive we should move all our production from China back to Europe, Japan and the US to quickly revive our economies and watch them kick out Supreme Leader Xi.

But i don't want to make iPhones for 10 cents an hour. 

Better yet, you can buy them for $7000 so that Apple can maintain their profit margins.

[TakingBackSunday]

People still going out to bars 

[team filler]

stay at home drunks stay winning

[VomKriege]

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-reacts-to-prime-ministers-strategy-to-slow-spread-of-disease/news-story/cdea93f66e5ac7a5a783de21973d872d

“People are naturally anxious about the issues of schools,” he said, encouraging a policy of “social distancing” amongst children where they stay 1.5 metres apart from each other at school.

He also said the mass closure of schools could make the “coronavirus situation worse, not better”

 

I mean, he's following the advice of the Chief Medical Officer. What more do you want him to do? Not follow the advice of the nation's head doctor?

Hoping kids will respect a 1,5m safety distance sounds like a total flight of fancy.

[Madrun Badrun]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/world/corona-simulator/

[Tripon]

Don't know how dutch classrooms are structured but most U.S. classrooms unless they're in a large Multi-Purpose Room or Auditorium, seats are stacked each each other with at the most inches apart for space reasons.

1.5 meters space is impossible at a school I work at.

[Potato]

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/coronavirus-australia-reacts-to-prime-ministers-strategy-to-slow-spread-of-disease/news-story/cdea93f66e5ac7a5a783de21973d872d

“People are naturally anxious about the issues of schools,” he said, encouraging a policy of “social distancing” amongst children where they stay 1.5 metres apart from each other at school.

He also said the mass closure of schools could make the “coronavirus situation worse, not better”

 

I mean, he's following the advice of the Chief Medical Officer. What more do you want him to do? Not follow the advice of the nation's head doctor?

Hoping kids will respect a 1,5m safety distance sounds like a total flight of fancy.

You bolded the wrong part.

I'm no epidemiologist, and I don't think most people who have strong opinions on the closure of schools are, but there is clearly a reason they think this is the case and I'm going to choose to believe that the experts have a good reason to believe this is the best course of action at the moment.

[BisMarckie]

Experts in a nation of criminals

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/elizashapiro/status/1239294117114511370

[Nintex]

Dear diary it has been 4 hours since social distancing began, I've modded DOOM so all the demons sing Chinese communist songs before I kill them.
I could hear my neighbors argue they were afraid they would run out of toilet paper, which is now the most common currency after the Euro collapsed.
They left isolation to get more rolls. As of yet they've not returned from their expedition.

[Himu]

https://twitter.com/mqmqqmqm/status/1239029146883416064

See, this is why China didn't need to do shit. Americans will intentionally make themselves sick.

I just go out for work. It really sucks. I want to do a personal project but can't even though it's related to the virus. Considering hedging my bets and doing it anyways because it's important.

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/JasonYanowitz/status/1238977743653687296

[VomKriege]

https://twitter.com/JasonYanowitz/status/1238977743653687296

https://twitter.com/jgarone/status/1239080871459557376

 

[OnlyRegret]

https://threader.app/thread/1238972082756648960

comes from https://twitter.com/davidasinclair/status/1238972082756648960

[Himu]

On one hand, American deserve what happens next.

On the other, I live in America.

[OnlyRegret]

https://twitter.com/jgarone/status/1239080871459557376

 

[james]

My gf is flying to LA via Vegas on Wednesday

Shosty what does this mean

[Himu]

On one hand, American deserve what happens next.

On the other, I live in America.

Ergo, you deserve it 

Nooooooo

[team filler]

the worst thing to come from this is nintex saying chinacoms 

[OnlyRegret]

My gf is flying to LA via Vegas on Wednesday

Shosty what does this mean

she's shosty gf now

[EchoRin]

People still going out to bars 

Not in Illinois. Bars, restaurants will now be closed.

I was just at McDonald's. Literally shaking.

[Himu]

On one hand, American deserve what happens next.

On the other, I live in America.

Nobody deserves to die from some disease or because we don't have enough services ready or because people can't afford those services

Nobody deserves to die, and I didn't say anyone did, but this has exposed so many broken elements of American society. We have an entire channel that's downplaying it and calling it a liberal conspiracy. So yes, America deserves what happens next. Does anyone deserves to die? No. But when you have mass social failure like this, it's time to look in the mirror.

[EchoRin]

https://disrn.com/news/ohio-illinois-order-all-restaurants-and-bars-to-close-statewide

Ohio, Illinois

[Himu]

On one hand, American deserve what happens next.

On the other, I live in America.

Ergo, you deserve it 

Nooooooo

Sorry, twas fate.

[team filler]

U.S. is just "hang in there dude" as a country 

[Tripon]

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1239297929178824704

California following, but restaurants will still be open for take out.

[OnlyRegret]

looking over the news about the younger patients being admitted too
I think it becomes a case of basic stats where if the denominator becomes so large even a low probability results in a large number

the youth are undertested base off of SK numbers, therefore there is likely a huge number of youth infected and based off social media feel no qualms about distancing are going to propagate things crazily
therefore, even if just 0.1% of say the young and healthy develop critical condition, unchecked spread and disregard for distancing means there will a large number of young hitting hospitals

basically I'm saying majority of people will be fine, but if everyone especially the young don't take precaution, then the number of infected will be massive without reason, and even a small slice of that number is catastrophic to resources

[Himu]

My mom went to church today. She does not give a FUCK. Her sorority, AKA, does not give a FUCK and are still hosting massive events that have mass amounts of people.

If you date a black woman make sure she's not a member of Alpha Kappa Alpha. Trust.

[Madrun Badrun]

US just made testing free. SMH.

[Himu]

US just made testing free. SMH.

What about treatment?

[james]

US just made testing free. SMH.

Another future date. "Sometime this week"

Remember 1 million tests by, uh, 2 weeks ago?

[Tripon]

Man, China was able to build a hospital in 10 days because they needed to do it to deal with COVID-19.

I don't think the U.S. can build a hospital in 10 days.

[shosta]

They also had a huge temporary hospital collapse that killed several people.

[OnlyRegret]

On one hand, American deserve what happens next.

On the other, I live in America.

Nobody deserves to die from some disease or because we don't have enough services ready or because people can't afford those services

Nobody deserves to die, and I didn't say anyone did, but this has exposed so many broken elements of American society. We have an entire channel that's downplaying it and calling it a liberal conspiracy. So yes, America deserves what happens next. Does anyone deserves to die? No. But when you have mass social failure like this, it's time to look in the mirror.

The longterm political ramifications could be quite  and 
For the survivors of course.

My mom went to church today. She does not give a FUCK. Her sorority, AKA, does not give a FUCK and are still hosting massive events that have mass amounts of people.

If you date a black woman make sure she's not a member of Alpha Kappa Alpha. Trust.

Geez, America is gonna be utterly wild in 2 weeks.

[james]

Someone ask them what they spent the last 2 months doing because clearly zero prep was done

[shosta]

We're not even ramping up production of ventilators yet. They're waiting on orders from the gov and not getting them.

[OnlyRegret]

Someone ask them what they spent the last 2 months doing because clearly zero prep was done

double down on #liberalfakenews
and recently, accept death

[BisMarckie]

They also had a huge temporary hospital collapse that killed several people.

Can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs.

[OnlyRegret]

society 3 months from now should be quite something
uk gonna come out strongly equipped to handle biowarfare having subjected their entire populace to a pruning

or crippled and the Falklands are back to the Malvinas

[shosta]

The whole economy is going to fall apart and Republicans will pass a tax cut and hope for the best

[OnlyRegret]

thing has been propagating for months, no way all those famous people caught it and somehow missed loads of people in between
though, thanksgiving is a bit too far back given the thing has likely been spreading en masse in late 2019 in china

The whole economy is going to fall apart and Republicans will pass a tax cut and hope for the best

a great happening is upon, socialism or barbarism here we go

[BisMarckie]

thing has been propagating for months, no way all those famous people caught it and somehow missed loads of people in between
though, thanksgiving is a bit too far back given the thing has likely been spreading en masse in late 2019 in china

The whole economy is going to fall apart and Republicans will pass a tax cut and hope for the best

a great happening is upon, socialism or barbarism here we go

The entire American economy propped up by and dependent on German credit. Revenge for the Dawes-Plan