Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1082520 times)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3660 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:36:07 PM »

https://www.ft.com/content/b887d344-6c8b-11ea-89df-41bea055720b

UK strategy likely to cause 35,000-70,000 excess deaths, says study
Latest academic research concludes government ‘should do more’ to suppress outbreak

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3661 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:38:53 PM »

Lockdown baby

nachobro · « **Reply #3662 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:39:23 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on March 23, 2020, 04:36:07 PM

https://www.ft.com/content/b887d344-6c8b-11ea-89df-41bea055720b

UK strategy likely to cause 35,000-70,000 excess deaths, says study
Latest academic research concludes government ‘should do more’ to suppress outbreak

they just went into lockdown for 3 weeks so i guess advice heeded lol

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3663 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:39:34 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 04:26:45 PM

All governments rn

(Image removed from quote.)

Why not both.jpg

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #3664 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:41:39 PM »

Economic Edging

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3665 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:42:53 PM »

Convincing Trump to have self-restraint will be the greatest challange America has ever faced.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3666 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:44:04 PM »

More seriously: Went to my therapist appointment today, surprised they were still open/willing to do the appointment. Only one in the building. Traffic around here is lighter than normal. It's still "busy," but not BUSY BUSY. It's a little errie.

Gas Station was empty bar 2 others and the employee in the building, but the car wash was a little busy and gas was a little busy (weird).

Had to stop by Wal-mart (-_-) for a toothbrush and pay my phone-bill (monthly, pre-paid code). Was jam-packed. So I'm a little paranoid that I might catch something from that because I have to pay my phone or the service is shut off, but well... can't do much about that.

Apparently the local restaurant that bitched about the city shutting them down is staying open/order out only. So...

Hopefully they learned their lesson.

Therapist thinks this will blow over in a few weeks so we plan for an April 13th meet-up, but... I'm not as enthused/positive about that. Who knows, we're both like "let's just confirm that later on if this lockdown/quarantine goes longer than start of April."

---

Anyway, not myself related but #ALLLANDLORDSAREBASTARDS #ALAB:

https://twitter.com/nintendoesnt/status/1240673399837515776

Original tweet was deleted but the gist is here:

https://www.newsweek.com/landlord-says-restaurant-industry-tenants-better-ask-parents-relatives-pay-their-rent-risk-1493265

james · « **Reply #3667 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:50:37 PM »

What happened to that super cool google website that the white house was setting up to save everybody?

Ghoul · « **Reply #3668 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:50:58 PM »

lockdown uk. fake taxi destroyed.

Nintex · « **Reply #3669 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:51:30 PM »

Quote from: james on March 23, 2020, 04:50:37 PM

What happened to that super cool google website that the white house was setting up to save everybody?

I beat them to the punch https://coronascanner.com/

Quote from: Ghoul on March 23, 2020, 04:50:58 PM

lockdown uk. fake taxi destroyed.

It's going to be weird to watch certain porn productions dry up over a period of time.
Same with new movies, TV shows and games.

bork · « **Reply #3670 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:52:41 PM »

ATL (possibly all of GA) might be next for a lockdown.

team filler · « **Reply #3671 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:55:48 PM »

Quote from: bork on March 23, 2020, 04:52:41 PM

ATL (possibly all of GA) might be next for a lockdown.

the moderation team will be hard at moderation work risking their own safety during these trying messageboard times

Nintex · « **Reply #3672 on:** March 23, 2020, 04:58:50 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2020, 04:57:11 PM

brehs i'm so tired of having that burning feeling in my lungs and throat and shortness of breath i just want to be back to normal its been two weeks sometimes at night it gets hard to breathe fuck this stupid illness fuck pneumonia

SET ME FREE

If were you I would hurry to a hospital sounds really bad breh $:-\$

Pneumonia is not something to joke around with

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #3673 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:03:46 PM »

Living in the UK checklist, 2020 edition:

• Driving Licence
• TV Licence
• ~~Porn Licence~~
• Exercise Licence
• Buying a pie and chips licence

Mandark · « **Reply #3674 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:05:42 PM »

Hang in there, Esch.

Nintex · « **Reply #3675 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:07:06 PM »

Quote from: who is ted danson? on March 23, 2020, 05:03:46 PM

Living in the UK checklist, 2020 edition:

• Driving Licence
• TV Licence
• ~~Porn Licence~~
• Exercise Licence
• Buying a pie and chips licence

Well, at least you didn't get the CHAOS of Ed Milliband

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #3676 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:10:19 PM »

lol I forgot about the porn license

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3677 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:13:57 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2020, 05:02:50 PM

Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 04:58:50 PM
If were you I would hurry to a hospital sounds really bad breh $:-\$

Pneumonia is not something to joke around with

3 nights ago, I almost told my SO to take me- it got really bad and i was taking a lot of deep breaths at one point. It's not as bad now and i was even able to dance a little bit and now i can almost take full breaths without any problems. My PCP told me that if i develop any fever symptoms to head over asap but the hospitals so slammed here it's pointless unless i'm literally dying.

Really for someone with my level of symptoms its just 2-6 weeks of wait and see and the wait is awful. I wish we had testing kits.

I had Pneumonia last year. It sucks ass, double-so around this time of year where it's not "cold," but it's also hot as hell so you can't stay under blankets/etc.

If it's REALLY hard to breathe (to the point where you're basically gasping for air) go to the PCP, fuck all lines. You'll need to get an inhaler and meds.

Bebpo · « **Reply #3678 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:22:08 PM »

Any chance the groceries/market situation will settle down at some point since it's not a stock/supply issue? Gonna run out of TP eventually...

Since I can't get distilled water anywhere, I looked into distilling my own water, but most of the cheaper portable distillers are sold out online and the cheapest one I'm finding is $299 which is a lot to get distilled water that's normally 99cents or less. :|

Read about a life hack for actually getting a delivery time for Amazon fresh/whole foods (pm me if you want info). Only got about 70% of the groceries I wanted/needed, but seemed to work and will see if it gets delivered and if they actually get the items.

Raist · « **Reply #3679 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:22:45 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 03:56:53 PM

Just send out word to our workers, only 3 people in the office starting tomorrow.
They can apply for specific days they wish to work at the office.

Most of them are pretty bummed out they have to work from home for months to come.

Send everyone home you piece of shit.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3680 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:23:12 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2020, 05:21:05 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 23, 2020, 05:13:57 PM
I had Pneumonia last year. It sucks ass, double-so around this time of year where it's not "cold," but it's also hot as hell so you can't stay under blankets/etc.

If it's REALLY hard to breathe (to the point where you're basically gasping for air) go to the PCP, fuck all lines. You'll need to get an inhaler and meds.

I've had it once before when i was 11-12ish and its nowhere near as bad as it was then, but my lung capacity is shot right now compared to normal. Don't worry guys, i'll head over if it gets worse - I'm getting better, just reaaaaallly slowly

If not Kara will send you guys my letter from the grave o7

That sucks, how is your SO? Is she also quite sick.
On a related note, I did once hear getting pneumonia once made you more susceptible to getting it again. Maybe some truth in that, in which case, be careful.

nachobro · « **Reply #3681 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:24:02 PM »

Quote

Total cases in NM up to 83 across 11 counties, an increase of 18 cases from yesterday
New public health order suspends the operations of all businesses and non-profit entities that are deemed non-essential. New order clarifies the definition of "essential":
Hospitals
Healthcare services
Grocery stores
Pharmacies
Businesses that support the manufacturing of goods for food and healthcare
Workers like plumbers, electricians, childcare workers
Sanitation
Construction
No change to current operation of restaurants and bars (delivery, to-go still open)
Basic retail is no longer allowed

pretty much the same as was already going on just a bit stricter on what's essential

VomKriege · « **Reply #3682 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:28:17 PM »

Welp, someone I worked with may have had it. Saw him 10 days ago, went down with a flu 8 days ago and still into it, with new symptoms developing today (taste loss) perhaps though I have conflicting info on that. He was pretty mindful of distanciation (We were like 3 meters apart) and he didn't cough but it's gonna be an interesting 3 days. I hope he'll get well soon.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3683 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:29:42 PM »

Quote from: Esch on March 23, 2020, 05:21:05 PM

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 23, 2020, 05:13:57 PM
I had Pneumonia last year. It sucks ass, double-so around this time of year where it's not "cold," but it's also hot as hell so you can't stay under blankets/etc.

If it's REALLY hard to breathe (to the point where you're basically gasping for air) go to the PCP, fuck all lines. You'll need to get an inhaler and meds.

I've had it once before when i was 11-12ish and its nowhere near as bad as it was then, but my lung capacity is shot right now compared to normal. Don't worry guys, i'll head over if it gets worse - I'm getting better, just reaaaaallly slowly

If not Kara will send you guys my letter from the grave o7

Just make sure to leave shots of your hog in your will to me.

o7

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3684 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:29:43 PM »

https://time.com/5808407/sen-rand-paul-senate-capitol-coronavirus/?utm_source=reddit.com

Sen. Rand Paul Remained at Work on U.S. Capitol For Six Days After Coronavirus Test

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3685 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:30:12 PM »

Quote from: who is ted danson? on March 23, 2020, 05:03:46 PM

Living in the UK checklist, 2020 edition:

• Driving Licence
• TV Licence
• ~~Porn Licence~~
• Exercise Licence
• Buying a pie and chips licence

Making toast in your own damn toaster license delayed until 2021.

james · « **Reply #3686 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:33:35 PM »

Holy shit bore members dropping like flies

Wash your fucking hands

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #3687 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:42:42 PM »

Boeing closed production for two weeks in WA

shosta · « **Reply #3688 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:52:40 PM »

https://twitter.com/somaddysmith/status/1242170878806425600

VomKriege · « **Reply #3689 on:** March 23, 2020, 05:57:02 PM »

I mean I'm still working and taking public transport so there's an above 0% chance I catch it at any point regardless. I'm bummed that guy may have it though, he's a good dude.

shosta · « **Reply #3690 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:13:41 PM »

day 8 of online classes. my bio professor accidentally gave me a score of 15 out of 5 on multiple quizzes, and I now have over 100% in the class.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3691 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:15:11 PM »

Remember when coronavirus was going to bring more jobs?

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1222863896882679808

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3692 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:19:48 PM »

https://twitter.com/JillFilipovic/status/1241857598778900481

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3693 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:21:39 PM »

Not sure about the hats. But

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3694 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:28:12 PM »

Lmao what is this... I’ve seen regular everyday Spanish military they all look like greasy euros.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3695 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:30:47 PM »

Someone jelly

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3696 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:32:33 PM »

VomKriege · « **Reply #3697 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:33:46 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 23, 2020, 06:28:12 PM

Lmao what is this... I’ve seen regular everyday Spanish military they all look like greasy euros.

Probably some specialty unit. According to comments, Spanish Légionnaires.

VomKriege · « **Reply #3698 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:38:45 PM »

Quote from: Stro on March 23, 2020, 06:35:59 PM

The fuck unit

They like goats and have a reputation for fascism.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #3699 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:39:20 PM »

WTF are those chin straps? 6/10 would not bottom.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3700 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:42:13 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on March 23, 2020, 06:38:45 PM

Quote from: Stro on March 23, 2020, 06:35:59 PM
The fuck unit

They like goats and have a reputation for fascism.

sure gets the libs horny

https://twitter.com/jes_chastain/status/1242172607039811586

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3701 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:47:02 PM »

even a little something for filler maybe

https://twitter.com/Thesilencemen/status/1242171690848784390

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3702 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:54:51 PM »

Ok I’m on board with these slutty uniforms now

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3703 on:** March 23, 2020, 06:59:45 PM »

Quote from: BisMarckie on March 23, 2020, 06:39:20 PM

WTF are those chin straps? 6/10 would not bottom.

Ignore the chin strap. Remove that and it's 8/10, would bottom.

Some of them are clearly in too-tight for them fittings.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3704 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:00:44 PM »

I’m still going to work even though this island is marinating in the virus $:-\$

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3705 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:02:19 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 23, 2020, 07:00:44 PM

I’m still going to work even though this island is marinating in the virus $:-\$

Speaking of which, have you met up and kissed Wrath yet before one or both of you die of the virus? I need the romance film for this virus.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #3706 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:03:20 PM »

No and his dirty Saudi ass is not allowed over the bridge right now

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3707 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:08:59 PM »

Quote from: who is ted danson? on March 23, 2020, 05:03:46 PM

Living in the UK checklist, 2020 edition:

• Driving Licence
• TV Licence
• ~~Porn Licence~~
• Exercise Licence
• Buying a pie and chips licence

• Licence to make toast in your own damn toaster

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3708 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:10:29 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2020, 05:30:12 PM

Quote from: who is ted danson? on March 23, 2020, 05:03:46 PM
Living in the UK checklist, 2020 edition:

• Driving Licence
• TV Licence
• ~~Porn Licence~~
• Exercise Licence
• Buying a pie and chips licence

Making toast in your own damn toaster license delayed until 2021.

stufte · « **Reply #3709 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:13:55 PM »

Starting to see people we know around us getting sick, not confirmed corona, but it's starting to feel like it's closing in.

OnlyRegret · « **Reply #3710 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:15:56 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 23, 2020, 07:10:29 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on March 23, 2020, 05:30:12 PM
Quote from: who is ted danson? on March 23, 2020, 05:03:46 PM
Living in the UK checklist, 2020 edition:

• Driving Licence
• TV Licence
• ~~Porn Licence~~
• Exercise Licence
• Buying a pie and chips licence

Making toast in your own damn toaster license delayed until 2021.

In the brother's shadow.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3711 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:23:52 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 23, 2020, 07:03:20 PM

No and his dirty Saudi ass is not allowed over the bridge right now

RIP Love Blooming on the Middle East Oil Fields.

Nintex · « **Reply #3712 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:28:55 PM »

Quote from: Raist on March 23, 2020, 05:22:45 PM

Quote from: Nintex on March 23, 2020, 03:56:53 PM
Just send out word to our workers, only 3 people in the office starting tomorrow.
They can apply for specific days they wish to work at the office.

Most of them are pretty bummed out they have to work from home for months to come.

Send everyone home you piece of shit.

Trying but I can't force them.

Luckily most people have opted to stay at home only the owner and one developer with internet problems are planning to work in the office over the next 2 weeks.
That's a big difference from last week when people were angry at me for not allowing everyone to work in the office with limits of how many people could be in the office.

EchoRin · « **Reply #3713 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:32:54 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on March 23, 2020, 07:02:19 PM

Quote from: nudemacusers on March 23, 2020, 07:00:44 PM
I’m still going to work even though this island is marinating in the virus $:-\$

Speaking of which, have you met up and kissed Wrath yet before one or both of you die of the virus? I need the romance film for this virus.

Is Wrath the user that goes by ExoYZA currently? I like him. Hope he's doing ok. He hasn't posted in a while. Not sure i that was right at the time when 213372Bu had his little episode. Cause I think Exo had some similar feelings (and I totally get that). Hopefully he comes back

Tripon · « **Reply #3714 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:37:50 PM »

https://twitter.com/palewire/status/1242206202437619713

Tripon · « **Reply #3715 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:52:39 PM »

https://twitter.com/MikePerlstein/status/1242233724919570435

WTF.

bluemax · « **Reply #3716 on:** March 23, 2020, 07:59:19 PM »

https://twitter.com/AndrewCesare/status/1242174265547468803

TEEEPO · « **Reply #3717 on:** March 23, 2020, 08:04:01 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #3718 on:** March 23, 2020, 08:05:48 PM »

Quote from: bluemax on March 23, 2020, 07:59:19 PM

https://twitter.com/AndrewCesare/status/1242174265547468803

Hell yeah. #BASED AS FUCK.

team filler · « **Reply #3719 on:** March 23, 2020, 08:24:28 PM »

https://www.luisonte.es/post/613414086005407744/la-seguridad-es-lo-primero

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Author Topic: Corona Thread |OT| Nu variant, who dis? (Read 1082520 times)