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Mupepe

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Choking does give better orgasms because of the whole light headed high/euphoria shit. 

And I've had women ask to be slapped and so I did.  That's fun too.  Some also like to be called sluts, whores, bitches, etc.  It's all good fun.   :-*

BlueTsunami

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I'm reminded of Californication, where Duchovny gets punched in the eye right when he orgasms
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chronovore

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Think of all the dead people that will be naked on the internet in a few years. 

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Killed all boners in the NSFW thread

tehjaybo

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Think of all the dead people that will be naked on the internet in a few years. 

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Killed all boners in the NSFW thread

Not quite.   :teehee
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BlueTsunami

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I officially drew a line at deaf chicks getting dominated
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Madrun Badrun

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I officially drew a line at deaf chicks getting dominated

oddly enough, that's the line Whiteman starts at.

bud

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tnaflix (:bow2) and empflix (:bow2) both ahve this notice on their site:

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IMPORTANT: YOUR PORN TIME COULD BE GETTING LIMITED!
Due to the recent proposed changes to the Internet Data Fair Usage Mandate to ISP Policies &
Regulations 2007 act (r11734) brought into effect by the International Consortium of Global Data
Infastructures starting from the 1st of next month we may have to limit your viewing time to 30
minutes per 24 hour period.

We are firmly in belief this is a mockery of our human rights and is a ridiculous act
that we must FIGHT TO NOT HAVE PASSED! If this act is passed it will mean legally
we cannot allow you to stream movies for more then 30 minutes per day or face
termination of our servers and the end of Empflix.com!

CLICK HERE TO SIGN THE PETITION & HELP US!!

:maf :( :'(
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The world weeps  :'(



spoiler (click to show/hide)
:usacry :auscry :swisscry :gbcry :cancry :chinacry :japancry :ussrcry
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Diunx

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WTF!!!? I hope that shit doesn't affect me :punch
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Phoenix Dark

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tnaflix (:bow2) and empflix (:bow2) both ahve this notice on their site:

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IMPORTANT: YOUR PORN TIME COULD BE GETTING LIMITED!
Due to the recent proposed changes to the Internet Data Fair Usage Mandate to ISP Policies &
Regulations 2007 act (r11734) brought into effect by the International Consortium of Global Data
Infastructures starting from the 1st of next month we may have to limit your viewing time to 30
minutes per 24 hour period.

We are firmly in belief this is a mockery of our human rights and is a ridiculous act
that we must FIGHT TO NOT HAVE PASSED! If this act is passed it will mean legally
we cannot allow you to stream movies for more then 30 minutes per day or face
termination of our servers and the end of Empflix.com!

CLICK HERE TO SIGN THE PETITION & HELP US!!

:maf :( :'(
wtf obama!


Anyone know if that will effect Tube8? I'm in the library

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Brehvolution

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wtf obama!
  ??? ???
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brought into effect by the International Consortium of Global Data
Infastructures
©ZH

Phoenix Dark

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wtf UN!
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Phoenix Dark

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fuck  :lol

Between this and the possible Dre Dre april fools joke, fuck this shit mang
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Himu

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tnaflix (:bow2) and empflix (:bow2) both ahve this notice on their site:

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IMPORTANT: YOUR PORN TIME COULD BE GETTING LIMITED!
Due to the recent proposed changes to the Internet Data Fair Usage Mandate to ISP Policies &
Regulations 2007 act (r11734) brought into effect by the International Consortium of Global Data
Infastructures starting from the 1st of next month we may have to limit your viewing time to 30
minutes per 24 hour period.

We are firmly in belief this is a mockery of our human rights and is a ridiculous act
that we must FIGHT TO NOT HAVE PASSED! If this act is passed it will mean legally
we cannot allow you to stream movies for more then 30 minutes per day or face
termination of our servers and the end of Empflix.com!

CLICK HERE TO SIGN THE PETITION & HELP US!!

:maf :( :'(

Yeah I freaked when I saw this shit but then I realize it was an april's fools.
IYKYK

bud

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oh :lol

in my defence, it's porn. you don't joke about that shit.
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BlueTsunami

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What's with this preemptive April Fools shit, all tomfoolery should be done on that day and that day alone  :maf
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Madrun Badrun

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What's with this preemptive April Fools shit, all tomfoolery should be done on that day and that day alone  :maf

Ha, someone started downloading all his favorites before he realized it was a joke.

BlueTsunami

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A LITER OF FLUIDS HAS BEEN LOST
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brawndolicious

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30 minutes isn't that little tbh.

EmCeeGrammar

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This is the worst fap thread ever.
 >:(
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Ganhyun

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This is the worst fap thread ever.
 >:(


:fap :fap :fap :fap

:hump :hump :hump :hump


this help?
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Phoenix Dark

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Powerslave

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Fact: you found that video because you searched 'huge cock'.

EmCeeGrammar

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Fact: you found that video because you searched 'huge cock'.

I do that from time to time cus... I wanna see a girl get destroyed by cock.
*shrug*
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fistfulofmetal

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Mimi Allen is so fucking hot omggg
http://www.tube8.com/latina/mimi-allen/245722/

Look up a girl called misty stone. You may like her.
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Himu

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[youtube=560,345]YCaCIstoOsU[/youtube]
IYKYK

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DASS ARSCH

brob

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uncensored version stat!  :'(

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Great Rumbler

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[youtube=560,345]YCaCIstoOsU[/youtube]

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On March 13, 2010, Erykah Badu shed her clothes as she walked along a Dallas, Texas, sidewalk until she was nude at the site where President Kennedy was assassinated. Suddenly, a shot rang out as the song ended; Badu's head jerked back and she fell to the ground. The result was a controversial video for her song "Window Seat", which Badu said on her Twitter feed "was shot guerrilla style, no crew, 1 take, no closed set, no warning, 2 min., Downtown Dallas, then ran like hell." Children with their families could be seen nearby as Badu stripped without any permission in Dealey Plaza , a popular tourist spot since Kennedy's 1963 assassination. She tweeted it was a shot against Groupthink.

On April 2, 2010, Badu was charged with disorderly conduct, a class C misdemeanor, when a witness came forward.
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Erykah Badunkadunk
PSP

elektrikluv

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dayum girl, had no idea she was packing an ass like that!

The Fake Shemp

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She is a national treasure. God bless America. :american
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Fresh Prince

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that strut :drool
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Diunx

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Anyone have a link to the big lebowsky porn?
Drunk

Himu

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Oh, Erykah. How will I be able to express my love for you?
IYKYK

etiolate

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On March 13, 2010, Erykah Badu shed her clothes as she walked along a Dallas

Quote
On April 2, 2010, Badu was charged with disorderly conduct, a class C misdemeanor, when a witness came forward.

He was J/Oing for 20 days!

Positive Touch

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:lol that is fucking pathetic.  will badu be a registered sex offender now because of some "think of the children!!!" crybaby asshole?
pcp

demi

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Damn, why dont people take cell phone shots of this shit. Instead we get pics of what people ate last night. Fucking people.
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bud

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lustfulclips
monkeyporntube
tubepornfilm

omggggggggggg

time really flies when i'm... doin thangs
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Great Rumbler

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:lol that is fucking pathetic.  will badu be a registered sex offender now because of some "think of the children!!!" crybaby asshole?

A Class C Misdemeanor is one of the least severe charges that can be brought against a person.
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Positive Touch

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oh uh, yeah.  i totally didn't read that as a misdemeanor
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WrikaWrek

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ahahaha


http://www.alphaporno.com/videos/teen-couple-having-sex-on-camera/?promoid=AlexZ


Man, i done and broke laughing when the dude stared into the camera

elektrikluv

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Oh my god I can't stop laughing :lol

demi

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Haha, did he cum in her and eat that shit out? Yuck
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OptimoPeach

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That kinda looks like the guy from GAF that did a bunch of amateur porn
hi5

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Alright, no more. :lol

PSP

CajoleJuice

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well i'm not masturbating tonight
« Last Edit: April 04, 2010, 12:05:32 AM by CajoleJuice »
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demi

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well i'm not masturbating tonight

Your loss. Gonna rewatch that vid now
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CajoleJuice

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cajole :bow2

that fakeout made me hot. i'll join you.
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demi

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Apparently Jonah Hill Willco will have a nude scene in his new movie "Get Him To The Greek"
fat

This video reminds me of the first five minutes of Narc :bow

http://www.efukt.com/20663_Thugs_Harass_Interracial_Couple.html

Phoenix Dark

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Phoenix Dark

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