Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3647954 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3300 on:** January 02, 2012, 08:37:14 PM »

god dammit

Jamie · « **Reply #3301 on:** January 02, 2012, 09:26:42 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 02, 2012, 07:53:25 PM

http://gifsporn.com/albums/userpics/10001/wtf_cum_nouse.gif

$:-\$

Trick of the year!!

Quote from: Beezy on December 25, 2011, 04:14:35 AM

http://www.efukt.com/20918_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars.html

http://www.efukt.com/20954_The_Trolling_Of_Wannabe_Pornstars_II.html

Merry Christmas

"You like that Chicago Deep-dish dizza?"

aaaahahahahhaa

I feel really bad for some of those though.

Gospel · « **Reply #3302 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:34:57 AM »

Anyone know who this is?
http://beeg.com/6556375

Himu · « **Reply #3303 on:** January 03, 2012, 12:52:20 AM »

http://xhamster.com/movies/981109/dirty_mother_fucks_12_inch_black_cock_in_front_of_white_son.html

goddamit, I just wanna watch black dude nail a white chick. why they have to have some white dude crying in a corner while he watches

fuck, how is this a turn on?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3304 on:** January 03, 2012, 01:25:14 AM »

$:-\$

What a shitty way to ruin a scene between two porn heavyweights, Jack Napier and Darla Crane

edit: classic Crane v Steele
http://xhamster.com/movies/516150/bbc_darla_crane_suck_fuck_anal_facicl.html

bud · « **Reply #3305 on:** January 03, 2012, 10:10:50 AM »

Quote from: Gospel on January 03, 2012, 12:34:57 AM

Anyone know who this is?
http://beeg.com/6556375

yurizan beltran.

i don't like her boobs.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3306 on:** January 03, 2012, 05:51:52 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 02, 2012, 07:53:25 PM

http://gifsporn.com/albums/userpics/10001/wtf_cum_nouse.gif

$:-\$

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3307 on:** January 04, 2012, 07:46:38 PM »

Quote from: bud on January 03, 2012, 10:10:50 AM

Quote from: Gospel on January 03, 2012, 12:34:57 AM
Anyone know who this is?
http://beeg.com/6556375

yurizan beltran.

i don't like her boobs.

Her tits in this video are a huge improvement over what they were.

chronovore · « **Reply #3308 on:** January 04, 2012, 09:38:14 PM »

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7151/6606766289_0cd4289533_o.gif

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3309 on:** January 04, 2012, 10:17:22 PM »

hnnnnngggg I keep seeing that. who is it

Fistfull will know

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3310 on:** January 04, 2012, 10:33:35 PM »

nope.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3311 on:** January 04, 2012, 10:42:42 PM »

Quote from: Green Man on January 04, 2012, 10:39:11 PM

Nathalie Emmanuel.

Scene from Season 3, Episode 1 of the UK series Misfits.

She plays a chick that really likes anal sex.

what

wat

WUTTTT

omgggg

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3312 on:** January 04, 2012, 10:44:26 PM »

i used to know a kid in high school who said "what happened" like that

we used to rib on him because of it

WAPPIN'D???

Himu · « **Reply #3313 on:** January 06, 2012, 02:00:42 AM »

http://xhamster.com/movies/730458/cherry_lee_039_s_black_on_black_fucking...kyd.html

classic

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3314 on:** January 06, 2012, 02:01:57 AM »

Himu did you know Bryon Long started out doing gay porn

Himu · « **Reply #3315 on:** January 06, 2012, 02:02:47 AM »

no way

Himu · « **Reply #3316 on:** January 06, 2012, 02:06:08 AM »

http://xhamster.com/movies/30731/triple_blowjob.html

classic

only thing that pulls down a notch below perfection is the dude's moaning.

bud · « **Reply #3317 on:** January 08, 2012, 10:31:39 AM »

bangbros:

u: 2picnic
pw: pinto99

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3318 on:** January 08, 2012, 03:15:43 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/wEfNz.gif

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3319 on:** January 08, 2012, 03:24:34 PM »

I don't even want to know what you fap to, Father Mike.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3320 on:** January 08, 2012, 03:26:31 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on January 04, 2012, 09:38:14 PM

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7151/6606766289_0cd4289533_o.gif

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3321 on:** January 08, 2012, 09:19:29 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 08, 2012, 03:15:43 PM

http://i.imgur.com/wEfNz.gif

I once saw a Hungarian porno a while back where this tiny blonde girl got anal from a BBC that was about as long as her torso. Reminded me a lot of that .gif because I was amazed at how she was able to take it all in.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3322 on:** January 09, 2012, 07:40:57 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/kZs25.jpg

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3323 on:** January 09, 2012, 07:41:49 PM »

STOP IT

Chinner · « **Reply #3324 on:** January 09, 2012, 07:42:02 PM »

wouldn't they snap off?

brob · « **Reply #3325 on:** January 09, 2012, 07:46:42 PM »

I like the electrical fan. It adds that human touch to the image that really drives home just how normal this dude would appear when he isn't hanging upside down by his balls in the attic of his townhouse. Just brings the image together real neatly.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3326 on:** January 09, 2012, 08:19:17 PM »

Arvie, I think we've figured out why women won't talk to you. They smell the wrong on you.

chronovore · « **Reply #3327 on:** January 09, 2012, 08:20:22 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 09, 2012, 08:19:17 PM

Arvie, I think we've figured out why women won't talk to you. They smell the wrong on you.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3328 on:** January 09, 2012, 08:26:58 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 09, 2012, 08:19:17 PM

Arvie, I think we've figured out why women won't talk to you. They smell the wrong on you.

I thought axe spray was suppose to cover that up

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3329 on:** January 09, 2012, 08:34:59 PM »

You can only do so much with certain afflictions.

chronovore · « **Reply #3330 on:** January 09, 2012, 08:35:08 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 09, 2012, 08:26:58 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 09, 2012, 08:19:17 PM
Arvie, I think we've figured out why women won't talk to you. They smell the wrong on you.

I thought axe spray was suppose to cover that up

Axe actually accentuates it.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Alliteration. :dealwithit.gif

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3331 on:** January 09, 2012, 08:36:16 PM »

O well better just roll with it

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3332 on:** January 09, 2012, 08:37:11 PM »

god fucking dammit arvie

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3333 on:** January 09, 2012, 09:50:26 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on January 09, 2012, 08:36:16 PM

O well better just roll with it

(Image removed from quote.)

that GIF is so amazing hahahahaahha

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3334 on:** January 09, 2012, 09:52:29 PM »

Leper Arvie.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3335 on:** January 09, 2012, 09:59:51 PM »

I could have Jin photoshop in some pegging to the dude hanging by his balls if that is more to your absolutely sickening taste.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3336 on:** January 09, 2012, 10:00:17 PM »

Just make it to where he can't post images, he'll probably suicide within a day if he can't post pics of himself looking awkward in his cubicle.

chronovore · « **Reply #3337 on:** January 10, 2012, 06:24:27 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 09, 2012, 09:52:29 PM

Leper Arvie.

What do you expect? He's an academic. We all know they have no common sense. Check out this story:
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2005.05797.x/full

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3338 on:** January 10, 2012, 08:30:53 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on January 10, 2012, 06:24:27 AM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 09, 2012, 09:52:29 PM
Leper Arvie.

What do you expect? He's an academic. We all know they have no common sense. Check out this story:
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2005.05797.x/full

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3339 on:** January 10, 2012, 12:55:18 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on January 10, 2012, 06:24:27 AM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on January 09, 2012, 09:52:29 PM
Leper Arvie.

What do you expect? He's an academic. We all know they have no common sense. Check out this story:
http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1464-410X.2005.05797.x/full

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3340 on:** January 10, 2012, 04:11:46 PM »

So, ummm, where are the videos of Eastern European blonde women getting gang-banged for five bucks and a pack of Jolly Ranchers.

Himu · « **Reply #3341 on:** January 15, 2012, 11:58:03 PM »

good lord

http://www.xvideos.com/video1166176/i_fucked_that_teen_s_ass

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #3342 on:** January 16, 2012, 12:15:14 AM »

False advertising I expected ANAL I got none!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3343 on:** January 16, 2012, 01:09:36 AM »

anal is overrated

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3344 on:** January 16, 2012, 05:42:20 AM »

Quote from: Count Drugula The Satanic on January 14, 2012, 04:23:23 PM

Quote from: bud on January 08, 2012, 10:31:39 AM
bangbros:

u: 2picnic
pw: pinto99

I've been using this way too often

theres a super hot black chick on there called Tia Flame

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3345 on:** January 18, 2012, 08:34:10 AM »

http://vimeo.com/27043994

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3346 on:** January 18, 2012, 02:09:27 PM »

fake tits in slo-mo don't do anything for me

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3347 on:** January 18, 2012, 02:38:39 PM »

Yeah, waste of a good camera. She's pretty in the face and all but obviously the focus was on the tit-tays and they're kinda bleh fake bewbs.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3348 on:** January 18, 2012, 02:49:11 PM »

No point in slow mo if the tits don't actually bounce or jiggle. And no ass. I'd still fuck her though.

chronovore · « **Reply #3349 on:** January 18, 2012, 05:02:58 PM »

Momo posted this gloriousness in a different thread, but it belongs here.

Hrrrrrnnnnngggg.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3350 on:** January 18, 2012, 10:08:36 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on January 18, 2012, 02:09:27 PM

fake tits in slo-mo don't do anything for me

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 18, 2012, 02:38:39 PM

Yeah, waste of a good camera. She's pretty in the face and all but obviously the focus was on the tit-tays and they're kinda bleh fake bewbs.

Quote from: Mupepe on January 18, 2012, 02:49:11 PM

No point in slow mo if the tits don't actually bounce or jiggle. And no ass. I'd still fuck her though.

#Firstworldproblems

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3351 on:** January 18, 2012, 10:30:50 PM »

What do fake boobs feel like? The real thing feels good man

Groogrux · « **Reply #3352 on:** January 18, 2012, 11:21:10 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on January 18, 2012, 05:02:58 PM

Momo posted this gloriousness in a different thread, but it belongs here.

Hrrrrrnnnnngggg.

Reminds me of a friend that was a yoga instructor. I couldn't watch her teach a class. Too hot.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #3353 on:** January 19, 2012, 12:34:55 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 18, 2012, 10:30:50 PM

What do fake boobs feel like?[b/] The real thing feels good man

No idea. Never been with a woman who had 'em.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3354 on:** January 19, 2012, 08:32:11 AM »

Not sure what fake boobs feel like but I'm sure they taste the same.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3355 on:** January 19, 2012, 10:14:29 AM »

I've touched 2 pairs of fake tits. One was terrible where when you tried to squeeze and enjoy the softness you were interrupted an odd mass in the middle. They belonged to my friend's girlfriend and one night when we were all drunk he insisted we squeeze her new tits.

Then I briefly dated a girl who had fake tits and seemed to pride herself on them. low cut and tight shirts, etc. They shape was nice and they were a lot softer than the other girl's but they felt off. The consistency was all wrong. They just didn't move, squeeze or shake naturally. It was like being in the future and knowing someone was an android, not a human but all you can say if someone asks how you know is "They just look weird!"

First girl was white trash and the 2nd was rich daddy's girl.

Edit: For the record, I could totally live with the 2nd pair of tits. They didn't feel perfect but they looked fantastic and they don't feel different enough to take you out in the moment.

Groogrux · « **Reply #3356 on:** January 19, 2012, 01:56:11 PM »

Fake tits feel really hard and they don't jiggle. There's no play in them.

That being said, a tit is a tit, and (in my experience) it's the more attractive women who want them/get them, so it's all good in my book. The only thing I don't like is when they look unnatural. My best friend had his wife show me her new tits after she got them done, and part of me of course was happy to see tits, but the other part of me didn't like the spacing that the surgeon gave them. They were just too far apart.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3357 on:** January 19, 2012, 02:07:57 PM »

Quote from: andrwfields on January 19, 2012, 01:56:11 PM

Fake tits feel really hard and they don't jiggle. There's no play in them.

That being said, a tit is a tit, and (in my experience) it's the more attractive women who want them/get them, so it's all good in my book. The only thing I don't like is when they look unnatural. My best friend had his wife show me her new tits after she got them done, and part of me of course was happy to see tits, but the other part of me didn't like the spacing that the surgeon gave them. They were just too far apart.

That's it, I'm moving to Kentucky

Groogrux · « **Reply #3358 on:** January 19, 2012, 05:28:14 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3359 on:** January 19, 2012, 07:29:51 PM »

http://pastehtml.com/view/bfarno0hk.html

this site is p cool, letsy ou see a gif before the download link

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