The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please)

[TakingBackSunday]

fucking christ PD

[Timber]

I am way more comfortable with this thread when Father Mike is doing his thing than I am now.

[G The Resurrected]

http://i.minus.com/ibteYkI2doAXbl.gif

[fistfulofmetal]

i have a sub to realitykings. its a pretty gud site

[Human Snorenado]

http://i.minus.com/ibteYkI2doAXbl.gif

What a lucky dude

[demi]

Lol, why are you all awestruck over Bz's story? You should have seen the bullshit he was spewing back then.

Posting his misshapen body nude, his twee lump of a dick, whatever the fuck. Posting his disgusting room with used condoms.

Dude was a deviant.

[Phoenix Dark]

I still have some of those pics in my PM box 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m86kkifOCe1ra8hrxo1_400.gif
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2058157480

[Spurgeon]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m86kkifOCe1ra8hrxo1_400.gif

She's my new favorite; got this scene in HD!

Maybe the porn experts here can answer this question that pisses me off more than it should. I've seen a few scenes where the pornstars screw with a condom. When it's time for the money shot, guys removes condom, woman spreads herself open, and he finishes himself to shoot on/in her snatch from downtown.

What's the point of condoms if they're going to do that 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Maybe it had something to do with the condom laws that just passed for porn in LA county.  When were the videos made?  If it was after this vote, then it might be some technicality that they can get away with.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/11/condoms-porn-county-enforce.html

[Spurgeon]

Nah, these are scenes filmed previous to the law. Think I recall Rachel Starr doing this a couple of times while she was condom only, Sienna West before she went overboard with the tattoos, etc.

[bud]

http://xhamster.com/movies/1543567/cum_in_hair.html

look at the rest of his videos

he pulls his dick out in CROWDED, MOVING BUSES and rubs it against other women (he fucking pokes them with it, it isn't just gentle rubbing), and he doesn't get caught

what the fuck

[Mupepe]

http://cdn01.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/gomez-glamour/selena-gomez-covers-glamour-december-2012-03.jpg
http://i5.minus.com/iu2YCkS2vRPff.jpg
http://i6.minus.com/ibhxqyinT0Sxmj.jpg

My obsession

[Madrun Badrun]

http://imgur.com/iaPPv

[Phoenix Dark]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m86kkifOCe1ra8hrxo1_400.gif

She's my new favorite; got this scene in HD!

Maybe the porn experts here can answer this question that pisses me off more than it should. I've seen a few scenes where the pornstars screw with a condom. When it's time for the money shot, guys removes condom, woman spreads herself open, and he finishes himself to shoot on/in her snatch from downtown.

What's the point of condoms if they're going to do that 

That's been happening for awhile. I'd assume it's a request of the woman in the scene

[Madrun Badrun]

http://imgur.com/639x4

[Momo]

http://imgur.com/iaPPv

[Yeti]

[Madrun Badrun]

http://i.imgur.com/XwXrs.jpg

[Joe Molotov]

http://i.imgur.com/XwXrs.jpg

s'okay

[Oblivion]

Wait, people are hating on Gianna? Really? She has a killer ass, and a great rack. Her face could be prettier I suppose, but not even close to being "ugly".

WTF people?

[CajoleJuice]

http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/2-chicks-giving-blow-jobs-on-the-6-train-extremely-extremely-nsfw/

[Phoenix Dark]

The camera shot of the guy filming...looks suspiciously like you, Cajole

[CajoleJuice]

[Phoenix Dark]

[CajoleJuice]

[Human Snorenado]

Just what the Braves needed, another guy with a shitty obp that strikes out 150+ times a year 

[CajoleJuice]

THIS IS NOW THE BASEBALL THREAD

(Actually, I think it's an OK signing, but the Nats fucking STOLE Span. Nats are gonna win 100 games next year. )

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm not surprised that Juice would prefer talking about dudes playing with balls over naked chicks.

[Human Snorenado]

FUCKING SHIT SERIOUSLY??? 

I didn't know the Nats got Span... sigh, I was hoping the Braves could swing a trade for him too, would have solved our lf/3b/leadoff/Prado debacle.  The Twins probably would have gotten a better prospect in return too.  FUCK.

[Phoenix Dark]

she's back
http://blasiantenshi.tumblr.com/tagged/me

[Phoenix Dark]

I've spent more money on her than girls irl, if I compare what I paid for pics vs what I've paid for Olive Garden dinners

[brawndolicious]

I thought you only (over) paid like $10 bucks?

[Dickie Dee]

she's back
http://blasiantenshi.tumblr.com/tagged/me

http://i.imgur.com/HhYFj.gif

[fistfulofmetal]

she's back
http://blasiantenshi.tumblr.com/tagged/me

the fuck? she think this is wrestling or some shit and she can just come back a few months later and nobody will remember what happened before?

[Phoenix Dark]

Hopefully she's dating a guy with a bigger dick now

[Yeti]

[Atramental]

 

[Atramental]

[Madrun Badrun]

http://videosift.com/video/Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS?k=1353554828:1b6b791a6be6865f29beb4eab0e62c26

[chronovore]

http://videosift.com/video/Man-spends-6-years-injecting-silicone-into-his-PENIS?k=1353554828:1b6b791a6be6865f29beb4eab0e62c26

That man has some kind of mental illness. I don't buy his artistic arguments about challenging people's assumptions. I mean, it's a valid statement, but that guy is an insecure attention whore and batshit crazy.

[Joe Molotov]

I'm just gonna go ahead and not click on that link.

[Phoenix Dark]

that dick is too big for me

[chronovore]

that dick is too big for me

It's not even a dick anymore, it looks like the keyboard player from Jabba's throne room.

[Rahxephon91]

I'm just gonna go ahead and not click on that link.

You made the right choice.

[TakingBackSunday]

that dick is too big for me

It's not even a dick anymore, it looks like the keyboard player from Jabba's throne room.

goddamit 

[Momo]

I'm just gonna go ahead and not click on that link.

.

[brawndolicious]

I bet he's an MLP fan.

[demi]

that dick is too big for me

"When I see a nice young guy, I sometimes think... I want to fuck his ass"

Scared?

[Mupepe]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdedsmbcHc1qeu577o1_500.jpg

[Robo]

That's a champion tuck.  You almost can't even tell.

[Mupepe]

That's Kamilla Covas, if anyone was curious. She's brazillian. I'll leave it a secret as to if Robo is right or not.

On a related note, I'm giving up pornography after this week so I wont be finding sources anymore.

Yes.  Kamilla Covas is an angel

http://www.tatame.com.br/media/kamilla_covas06.jpg

[Phoenix Dark]

That's Kamilla Covas, if anyone was curious. She's brazillian. I'll leave it a secret as to if Robo is right or not.

On a related note, I'm giving up pornography after this week so I wont be finding sources anymore.

[Phoenix Dark]

holy shit how is that even possible

I spend like 30 minutes on a porn session, and most of that boils down to me clicking tabs that I won't even watch; after picking like 3 videos I'll always find "the one" to use

[Joe Molotov]

Green Man doesn't beat off to porn, he's a porn historian, cataloging it for a future dystopian pornpocalypse, where savage biker gangs rove the wasteland, hoarding the last known copies of ASS AVENGERS 4 and people speak in hushed tones of The One, who will deliver us to the promised land of unlimited free Brazzers passwords that never expire.

[bud]

http://i.imgur.com/mlMLK.gif

[Phoenix Dark]

holy shit how is that even possible

I spend like 30 minutes on a porn session, and most of that boils down to me clicking tabs that I won't even watch; after picking like 3 videos I'll always find "the one" to use

You think I'm doing fucking kegels for 6 hours? No, I'm basically doing this:

Green Man doesn't beat off to porn, he's a porn historian, cataloging it for a future dystopian pornpocalypse, where savage biker gangs rove the wasteland, hoarding the last known copies of ASS AVENGERS 4 and people speak in hushed tones of The One, who will deliver us to the promised land of unlimited free Brazzers passwords that never expire.

Only not as amazing.

When I'm home making sure my grandmother doesn't burn down the house or doing something equally horrible, I'm playing DayZ doing overwatch and checking porn releases and helping people out on 4chan's /r/ and other websites where people need for find the source of some badly compressed .gif of a Nikki Grind sucking two big black dicks or the source of a lady shooting milk out of her asshole while dressed up as a cat.

I am probably the greatest porn-sourcing non-profit of all time but at some point I gotta get my shit together so I can, you know, touch an actual woman one day. That'd be pretty keen. Plus, I'm sure this actually isn't good for me, mentally.

I would like to see this

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i went to the strip club this past saturday and even dat was better than porn. i didnt get a chubbo obviously but even looking at some random chicks tits while she dances her cooter infront of my face was worth the $15

[Mupepe]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m86j49HAt51rvcputo1_1280.jpg

[Broseidon]