Author Topic: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before (Read 22026 times)

pilonv1 · « **Reply #180 on:** August 20, 2008, 03:04:04 AM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on August 20, 2008, 12:54:29 AM

Why the fuck is this SO SLOW

its heightening my anticipation of the upcoming strip

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #181 on:** August 20, 2008, 03:09:28 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on August 20, 2008, 03:04:04 AM

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on August 20, 2008, 12:54:29 AM
Why the fuck is this SO SLOW

its heightening my anticipation of the upcoming strip

Will she pay the bill? Will she join Ian at the pool? Stay tuned, dear readers! Stay tuned!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #182 on:** August 20, 2008, 03:11:31 AM »

I cant wait to see how she signs the cheque

TVC15 · « **Reply #183 on:** August 20, 2008, 03:28:24 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on August 20, 2008, 03:11:31 AM

I cant wait to see how she signs the cheque

Yo, yoooo, sloooow down, that's at least a month away at this rate.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #184 on:** August 20, 2008, 03:31:51 AM »

First she has to find a pen. That should eat up a week or two.

Edit: Oh wait, she already has one. I bet that one is out of ink and she spends an eternity searching for another one.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #185 on:** August 20, 2008, 03:57:11 AM »

Quote from: Tucah on August 20, 2008, 12:11:25 AM

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Ian's sexy.

Is that an Amish neckbeard, or is he about to go shave?

Yeti · « **Reply #186 on:** August 20, 2008, 11:38:09 AM »

I wonder if "poolside" is similar to "roadside".

http://joshreads.com/?p=206

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #187 on:** August 20, 2008, 03:15:15 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on August 20, 2008, 11:38:09 AM

I wonder if "poolside" is similar to "roadside".

http://joshreads.com/?p=206

Hollywood · « **Reply #188 on:** August 20, 2008, 10:32:46 PM »

FUCK. WHERE'S THE NEW STRIP AT. I MUST KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

Tucah · « **Reply #189 on:** August 20, 2008, 10:42:44 PM »

It'll be here in like an hour and a half.

Tucah · « **Reply #190 on:** August 21, 2008, 12:09:12 AM »

Here we go.

Himu · « **Reply #191 on:** August 21, 2008, 12:09:47 AM »

Ian is ready to fuck in front of that kid.

He got a boner from her just mentioning the word SCOTLAND and he's covering it up with his towel.

TVC15 · « **Reply #192 on:** August 21, 2008, 12:10:34 AM »

Okay, so Ian is going away. What's going to happen now? How can identity theft play into this?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #193 on:** August 21, 2008, 12:12:48 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 21, 2008, 12:09:47 AM

Ian is ready to fuck ~~in front of~~ that kid.

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Crushed · « **Reply #194 on:** August 21, 2008, 12:16:53 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 21, 2008, 12:10:34 AM

Okay, so Ian is going away. What's going to happen now? How can identity theft play into this?

"I'll just buy a plane ticket and WHAT THE FUCK"

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #195 on:** August 21, 2008, 12:17:12 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 21, 2008, 12:10:34 AM

Okay, so Ian is going away. What's going to happen now? How can identity theft play into this?

Toby will receive a call from the credit card company, asking her if she spent $3.94 on groceries. Toby will then spend several panels trying to recall whether she did.

Himu · « **Reply #196 on:** August 21, 2008, 12:17:52 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 21, 2008, 12:10:34 AM

Okay, so Ian is going away. What's going to happen now? How can identity theft play into this?

In order to pay off her debts Toby will have to whore herself out. When Ian comes home from Chicago he will find Toby's carcass, her stomach full of semen, and his dvd stolen.

This will be his reaction:

He really loves that dvd.

Crushed · « **Reply #197 on:** August 21, 2008, 12:18:40 AM »

Alternatively, Ian is left stranded and broke in Chicago, has to suck dicks to get enough money for bus fare.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #198 on:** August 21, 2008, 12:19:14 AM »

The suspense is killing me!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #199 on:** August 21, 2008, 12:31:06 AM »

I presume that while Ian is away he tries to pay for something on their joint checking account and it wont work.

Or she covers it up and when he gets back they try to plan a trip to Scotland but Toby wont tell him they have no money cause she's a stupid whore.

muckhole · « **Reply #200 on:** August 21, 2008, 12:37:57 AM »

I can't believe you cocks have me reading Mary Worth.

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TVC15 · « **Reply #201 on:** August 21, 2008, 01:06:34 AM »

I bet Ian pulls out and blows his load all over Toby's back, and then uses his neckbeard to sponge up the semen.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #202 on:** August 21, 2008, 01:07:39 AM »

Does that happen often?

pilonv1 · « **Reply #203 on:** August 21, 2008, 02:54:58 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on August 21, 2008, 01:06:34 AM

I bet Ian pulls out and blows his load all over Toby's back, and then uses his neckbeard to sponge up the semen.

this is so great

Tucah · « **Reply #204 on:** August 22, 2008, 12:11:50 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #205 on:** August 22, 2008, 12:13:36 AM »

Damn, our boy's on the big side.

TVC15 · « **Reply #206 on:** August 22, 2008, 12:15:24 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 22, 2008, 12:13:36 AM

Damn, our boy's on the big side.

Looks like demi's type.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #207 on:** August 22, 2008, 12:19:45 AM »

The fun never stops when Ian's around!

Himu · « **Reply #208 on:** August 22, 2008, 12:22:21 AM »

It's never boring when Ian's around apparently. What a slut.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #209 on:** August 22, 2008, 12:22:52 AM »

The subtle message here is the dramatic departure from Toby writing the check to Ian and Toby slowly debating where they are going to...in another location. I don't think you guys appreciated the big jump there.

I can see it now. Toby (who looks just like Vera) gets into her identity trouble mess and as a result, cannot afford to go to Scotland. Toby then has a mental breakdown where Mary Worth dispenses her usual advice. That is probably a good 6-8 months of strip right there.

Candyflip · « **Reply #210 on:** August 22, 2008, 12:25:05 AM »

Who the hell goes for a leisurely swim in a bathing cap?

Himu · « **Reply #211 on:** August 22, 2008, 12:27:45 AM »

They won't be able to discuss their trip to Scotland because Toby had their money stolen.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #212 on:** August 22, 2008, 12:27:51 AM »

Quote from: Candyflip on August 22, 2008, 12:25:05 AM

Who the hell goes for a leisurely swim in a bathing cap?

Ignorant bimbo house-wives?

Himu · « **Reply #213 on:** August 23, 2008, 01:23:14 AM »

"You have my heart but not any money!"

Is this foreshadowing that Ian or Toby may break up?

Crushed · « **Reply #214 on:** August 23, 2008, 01:38:04 AM »

Quote from: Tucah on August 22, 2008, 12:11:50 AM

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Joe Molotov · « **Reply #215 on:** August 23, 2008, 02:14:09 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on August 23, 2008, 01:23:14 AM

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Is that a masturbation joke?

Tucah · « **Reply #216 on:** August 23, 2008, 01:42:42 PM »

The last panel of the next strip is

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Not really, we knew it was coming for a while.

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #217 on:** August 23, 2008, 11:56:07 PM »

OMG OLD MARY WORTH WITH CONTINUITY. Ian was already established as a computer distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

This is the best blog ever.

http://maryworthandme.blogspot.com/

Yeti · « **Reply #218 on:** August 24, 2008, 12:05:06 AM »

Jeeze, Ian looks like a fat Solomon Grundy in those old strips.

Tucah · « **Reply #219 on:** August 24, 2008, 12:12:36 AM »

Here we go.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #220 on:** August 24, 2008, 12:15:40 AM »

So the bank picked it up? How boring

Yeti · « **Reply #221 on:** August 24, 2008, 12:17:54 AM »

The bank...or more identity thieves??

Crushed · « **Reply #222 on:** August 24, 2008, 12:23:37 AM »

"thank goodness the thieves spent only less than two bucks before we caught it, now our scotland trip can go unimpeded"

boooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiing

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #223 on:** August 24, 2008, 01:23:51 AM »

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I love how his expression in the last panel is like "WTF woman! Bring me my beating stick!"

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #224 on:** August 24, 2008, 01:53:25 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on August 23, 2008, 11:56:07 PM

OMG OLD MARY WORTH WITH CONTINUITY. Ian was already established as a computer distinguished mentally-challenged fellow.

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This is the best blog ever.

http://maryworthandme.blogspot.com/

Those three comics are some of the funniest comics I've read in a good long while.

I love how he keeps getting more and more angry with each successive panel.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #225 on:** August 24, 2008, 02:50:56 AM »

seems like ian has mellowed out over the years

either he's abusing painkillers or his doctor has told him to calm down to keep his blood pressure down

TVC15 · « **Reply #226 on:** August 24, 2008, 03:14:59 AM »

I like how she thinks of working on her art, but then decides to tile the kitchen floor instead, just a panel later. I love this comic.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #227 on:** August 24, 2008, 04:30:59 AM »

She is very "creative"

Tucah · « **Reply #228 on:** August 25, 2008, 12:11:18 AM »

Toby, you idiot.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #229 on:** August 25, 2008, 12:19:54 AM »

And yet she's clearly NOT reaching for the erase button. What is it with this woman and buttons?!

TVC15 · « **Reply #230 on:** August 25, 2008, 12:34:14 AM »

Quote from: Tucah on August 25, 2008, 12:11:18 AM

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Toby, you idiot.

YES! THIS IS GETTING AWESOME!

Crushed · « **Reply #231 on:** August 25, 2008, 12:54:58 AM »

"Questions... I don't have time for!"
"Something... that I don't need!"

Ian in three weeks:

"A bitch... I'm gonna choke!"

TVC15 · « **Reply #232 on:** August 25, 2008, 01:11:48 AM »

Looks like Mary, Toby, and Ian have an identity thief to drive to an alcohol-induced death!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #233 on:** August 25, 2008, 01:16:25 AM »

Man, she really is a complete dolt.

Hollywood · « **Reply #234 on:** August 25, 2008, 01:21:49 AM »

Quote from: Tucah on August 25, 2008, 12:11:18 AM

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Toby, you idiot.

Whew! Close one! Toby knows how to protect herself from scams like that, thankfully! Ian really loves that DVD.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #235 on:** August 25, 2008, 04:09:52 AM »

AWESOME

just as I thought this was getting boring they SWERVED ME

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #236 on:** August 25, 2008, 05:31:00 AM »

I read through this entire thread and I don't see the funny. Is this some kind of dumb avant garde new-age shit?

Himu · « **Reply #237 on:** August 25, 2008, 09:45:27 AM »

Quote from: Tucah on August 25, 2008, 12:11:18 AM

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Toby, you idiot.

YES!!!!

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #238 on:** August 25, 2008, 01:15:52 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on August 25, 2008, 05:31:00 AM

I read through this entire thread and I don't see the funny. Is this some kind of dumb avant garde new-age shit?

The best way I can describe it is that Mary Worth is so bad, it is entertaining.

The only comic commentaries that make me laugh every time though is Marmaduke. MW and FBOFW commentary runs hot or cold with me.

patrickula · « **Reply #239 on:** August 25, 2008, 01:31:04 PM »

I'm amused! Amused by the FOOB also.

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Author Topic: New Mary Worth taps deeper into the female psyche than anyone has gone before (Read 22026 times)