Author Topic: Final Debate Thread - Open for Two Days Online - OMG RITE (Read 19934 times)

Debaser · « **Reply #120 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:25:27 PM »

"I think the decision should rest in the hands of the states. I'm a Federalist."

WHAT WHAT WHAT

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #121 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:25:34 PM »

JOE THE PLUMBER IS PRO LIFE FUK U OBAMA

y2kev · « **Reply #122 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:26:19 PM »

prole, that was hilarious

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #123 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:26:40 PM »

Quote from: Willco on October 15, 2008, 10:25:34 PM

JOE THE PLUMBER IS PRO LIFE FUK U OBAMA

Joe the plumber doesn't want women in charge of their plumbing!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #124 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:27:34 PM »

Quote from: Debaser on October 15, 2008, 10:25:27 PM

"I think the decision should rest in the hands of the states. I'm a Federalist."

WHAT WHAT WHAT

that just blew my fukkin mind so hard i used the word fukkin (tm abrader)

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #125 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:27:42 PM »

JOE THE PLUMBER DOES NOT BELIEVE IN LITMUS TESTS!!!

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #126 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:28:34 PM »

i predict willco and maf recieve exactly 25 requests from evilboreans demanding a name change to "Joe the Plumber"

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #127 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:29:00 PM »

And I immediately decree that only MAF is allowed to change his name to Joe the Plumber.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #128 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:30:11 PM »

oh my

this makes me feel so awkward

edit: I want a name change to Senator Government

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #129 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:30:34 PM »

JOE THE PLUMBER HATES TRIAL LAWYERS AND ABORTIONS!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #130 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:30:54 PM »

Obama aborting white womens' fetuses.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #131 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:30:59 PM »

this debate is turning downright dickensian

i only hope mccain doesn't die at the end

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #132 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:31:51 PM »

wait, wasn't mccain once staunchly pro-choice?

edit: i was wrong. 115/119 votes he cast on reproductive rights issues were in the category of FUNDIE NUTJOB.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #133 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:32:33 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 15, 2008, 10:31:51 PM

wait, wasn't mccain once staunchly pro-choice?

To quote you:

mccain: live blogging the onset of alzheimer's

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #134 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:32:50 PM »

How is anyone pro-abortion? Should of thought of a better working, McCain

and don't sigh like that honey

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #135 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:33:01 PM »

McCain will absolutely not impose a litmus test, as long as they don't agree with Roe vs. Wade.

also, Obama stole this abortion bit from me and debaser's logs

and now McCain is like "caring about the health of the mother is crazy pro-abortion position" what

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #136 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:33:51 PM »

STOP SAYING PRO-ABORTION

FUCK OFF

its like he's saying "he wants to kill your babies"

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #137 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:33:59 PM »

Unborn have rights?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #138 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:35:11 PM »

they have the right to be delicious

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #139 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:35:39 PM »

Quote from: Professor Prole on October 15, 2008, 10:35:11 PM

they have the right to be delicious

Oh I spit up my Dr. Pepper

muckhole · « **Reply #140 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:36:06 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #141 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:36:23 PM »

COLLEGE AFFORDABLE FUCK YEAAHHHHH

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TVC15 · « **Reply #142 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:36:43 PM »

I think Obama wins this based on what's being said, but McCain is going to get at least a bit of credit for swinging so hard and being aggressive.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #143 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:37:58 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 15, 2008, 10:36:43 PM

I think Obama wins this based on what's being said, but McCain is going to get at least a bit of credit for swinging so hard and being aggressive.

Really though, only with his base and a few right-leaning moderates. Obama sealed the deal tonight.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #144 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:38:20 PM »

a glimpse inside the mind of one senator john mccain

[youtube=425,350]VsnZxfkkoKQ[/youtube]

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #145 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:38:59 PM »

reading this thread is more fun than* the time i was at the zoo and watched a bunch of monkeys jerking off simultaneously

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*exactly the same as

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y2kev · « **Reply #146 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:39:07 PM »

TEACHERS WITH NO CERTIFICATION

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #147 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:40:02 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 15, 2008, 10:38:59 PM

reading this thread is more fun than* the time i was at the zoo and watched a bunch of monkeys jerking off simultaneously

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #148 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:40:08 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on October 15, 2008, 10:39:07 PM

TEACHERS WITH NO CERTIFICATION

Straight from combat, no less.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #149 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:40:34 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 15, 2008, 10:38:59 PM

reading this thread is more fun than* the time i was at the zoo and watched a bunch of monkeys jerking off simultaneously

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*exactly the same as
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don't hate, have HOPE N CHANGE

and seriously, i have the best time at the zoo when i see ONE monkey beat the ol' snausage, much less ALL OF THEM IN SIMULTANEITY

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #150 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:40:52 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on October 15, 2008, 10:39:07 PM

TEACHERS WITH NO CERTIFICATION

certifying teachers is a waste of time and money. just stick em in there! if they can't teach, give em a job developing clean coal technologies

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #151 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:41:34 PM »

IM SHURE UR AWARRRRR

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #152 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:41:49 PM »

Vouchers
Charters
Vouchers
Charters
CHOICE

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #153 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:41:58 PM »

TEACHERS NEED SALARY INCREASE! JESUS

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #154 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:42:27 PM »

i expect hope and change to be freely passed out like blocks of government cheese starting January 21st 2009

Rman · « **Reply #155 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:42:32 PM »

Quote from: y2kev on October 15, 2008, 10:39:07 PM

TEACHERS WITH NO CERTIFICATION

He actually said that. Good Lord.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #156 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:42:59 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 15, 2008, 10:42:27 PM

i expect hope and change to be freely passed out ~~like~~with blocks of government cheese starting January 21st 2009

fix'd

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #157 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:43:07 PM »

AUTISM PALIN

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #158 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:43:15 PM »

Quote from: Night Man on October 15, 2008, 10:40:08 PM

Quote from: y2kev on October 15, 2008, 10:39:07 PM
TEACHERS WITH NO CERTIFICATION
Straight from combat, no less.

I should note that I'm a member of the NEA, but I'm not teacher.

As an individual who works in the public school system, this is a TERRIBLE idea.

Although, constantly having to take additional classes that WE PAY FOR OUT OF OUR OWN POCKET to keep our certification sucks.

Rman · « **Reply #159 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:43:41 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on October 15, 2008, 10:41:58 PM

TEACHERS NEED SALARY INCREASE! JESUS

Definitely. Unfortunately salaries are determined at the state and local levels.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #160 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:44:22 PM »

She supports vouchers

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #161 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:44:27 PM »

Obama

SMACKDOWN

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #162 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:44:56 PM »

I wonder if Joe the Plumber has a precious child with autism

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #163 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:44:56 PM »

JOE THE PLUMBER WANTS TO TEACH WITHOUT CERTIFICATION BUT YOU WILL FINE HIM AND HE HAS AN AUTISTIC SON WHY DO YOU KNOW BILL AYERS

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #164 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:45:05 PM »

McCain ends on a high note

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #165 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:45:15 PM »

MY JOKE CAME IN FIRST I WIN despite the identical time stamp

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #166 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:45:23 PM »

Jeeesus McCain shut up

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Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #167 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:45:28 PM »

McCain

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #168 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:45:47 PM »

whew, obama got "rebuttal" final statement

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #169 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:46:12 PM »

America needs a new direction. . . . So vote for someone who is just like George W Bush

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #170 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:46:44 PM »

LOL I MADE A JOKE LOL

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #171 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:46:47 PM »

I dunno, I thought Obama seemed squirrelly and smiled too much. Not his best performance. McCain seemed better than his previous performances but who can tell how the scrubs out there saw it?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #172 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:46:51 PM »

tooth whistle

prosssssperusssssssss

TVC15 · « **Reply #173 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:47:42 PM »

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #174 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:48:05 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 15, 2008, 10:46:47 PM

I dunno, I thought Obama seemed squirrelly and smiled too much. Not his best performance. McCain seemed better than his previous performances but who can tell how the scrubs out there saw it?

Word. Obama needed to stop laughing at him.

But McCain was really acting like a cock, I don't think it's too hard for anyone to see that, especially moderates or people who haven't been paying much attention to this point. That last sniveling comment right before the last word was pathetic.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #175 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:48:09 PM »

Prediction: there will be a small media army camped outside of Joe the Plumber's house tomorrow to get his take on who "won" the debate. Joe the Plumber will sheepishly admit that he was watching porn.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #176 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:48:24 PM »

I can't wait for McCain to get his bounce from this, win the Presidency and start sending troops from Iraq into the classrooms.

"THE NEXT LITTLE SHIT WHO DOESN'T READ TONIGHT'S CHAPTER GETS WATERBOARDED IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CLASS!"

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #177 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:48:53 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on October 15, 2008, 10:48:09 PM

Prediction: there will be a small media army camped outside of Joe the Plumber's house tomorrow to get his take on who "won" the debate. Joe the Plumber will sheepishly admit that he was watching porn.

So Joe won.

edit: lol Brokaw said Joe won.

muckhole · « **Reply #178 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:49:09 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 15, 2008, 10:47:42 PM

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Whole lotta that going on tonight. He looked like he was bugging pretty bad a few times.

Debaser · « **Reply #179 on:** October 15, 2008, 10:51:11 PM »

[youtube=425,350]l63SRpGXBHE[/youtube]

the final final debate!

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Author Topic: Final Debate Thread - Open for Two Days Online - OMG RITE (Read 19934 times)