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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3720 on: February 18, 2010, 12:44:33 AM »
Don't fuck up my self-deprecation with your snide interjections, Arvid.

Actually I was hoping you would post some unrestrained comeback so that I could post

"shouldn't you be doing something constructive right now?  :smug"

I apologize. 

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« Reply #3721 on: February 18, 2010, 12:57:26 AM »
I'm unplugging my modem again until I fully catch up on all my classes (it's currently Spring break at school). If I'm fully caught up, maybe I'll be more willing to attend class (probably not).

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« Reply #3722 on: February 18, 2010, 12:59:31 AM »
:(
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« Reply #3723 on: February 18, 2010, 01:00:08 AM »
Have fun.  I'm using spring break to catch up on stuff too. :(

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3724 on: February 18, 2010, 01:07:02 AM »
Download some porn before you unplug dude.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3725 on: February 18, 2010, 01:39:06 AM »
that was random smh

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« Reply #3726 on: February 18, 2010, 03:45:47 AM »
(I plugged my modem back in because I can't sleep)

I was just thinking: what if we gave all junkies cash incentives to be sterilized? Benefits the junkies as they'd be able to supply their addiction for awhile, and it would benefit society, as there would be no more crack babies. Thoughts?

It's slightly better than forced sterilization. Forced sterilization may seem much worse because those who are sterilized don't consent. But to what extent can those with strong addictions refuse? They're addicted, desperate for money, and under the influence of strong drugs--not in the best position to make important, potentially permanent, decisions about their reproductive rights. Many would sell their own organs if they could.

And such a program would, invariably, disproportionately affect the poor. Addicts with means, for the most part, would not even consider such a program.

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« Reply #3727 on: February 18, 2010, 06:25:32 AM »
As the guy that wrote the Official Eugenics Thread, I'm in favor of any way to cut the birth rate.

Some people whine that population growth is unsustainable at the birth rates that are being experienced in most first world nations but that is a good thing.  Overflowing the planet with more people so we use up natural resources at a faster clip is not sustainable by any means.  Better to have a smaller population.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3728 on: February 18, 2010, 07:08:44 AM »
What's the cool shit you're learning to do in Photoshop?

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« Reply #3729 on: February 18, 2010, 05:17:01 PM »
I just woke up from a dream in which Vic Mackey convinced me to sell my 360 and games to Gilroy (who was the owner of a local restaurant) at higher-than-retail prices to fund one of his nefarious schemes. I remember feeling like shit as I was walking out of the restaurant cuz I sold The Last Remnant without beating it, so when this stupid little kid started following me back to the car I threw him into the bushes like a boss. Turned out the kid was the son of a churro vendor that had set up shop in the parking lot, so the churro guy came after me with a bat. I woke up before he could beat the shit out of me.

All this because the other day I introduced my friend to The Shield :lol
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« Reply #3730 on: February 18, 2010, 06:00:02 PM »
I miss that show.  I followed it since the beginning and every episode was an event pretty much.  The morning talk radio show would talk about it quite a bit and often interviewed the actors and actresses of the show.  In fact....

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....they interviewed Benito Martinez the very next day :o

Probably the last TV show I'll ever really care about.
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« Reply #3731 on: February 18, 2010, 06:08:34 PM »
I watched from the beginning, but then got off the train for whatever reason (mostly because I missed a few episodes). I'm so glad I got caught up before the final season, though. Not many shows --if any -- have ended so perfectly.
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« Reply #3732 on: February 18, 2010, 06:11:30 PM »
I'll have to check it out soon. The local Hollywood Video is having a closing sale, and I tried to get the first season ($30  :o) but it was sold out.  :-\
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« Reply #3733 on: February 18, 2010, 06:14:22 PM »
I have Seasons 2-5 because I gave S1 to Genghis. :lol
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3734 on: February 18, 2010, 06:28:12 PM »
Finished New super mario bros wii, the bowser fight was pretty cool but too easy, and the last castle sucked only had two screens.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3735 on: February 18, 2010, 06:42:29 PM »
The extra world after you beat him is super fun though. 

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« Reply #3736 on: February 18, 2010, 07:37:59 PM »
This weekend I'm hopefully buying a twin tuner HDD recorder/PVR/DVR/whatever.

Gonna party like it's 2003. :elephant

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3737 on: February 18, 2010, 08:16:06 PM »
I watched from the beginning, but then got off the train for whatever reason (mostly because I missed a few episodes). I'm so glad I got caught up before the final season, though. Not many shows --if any -- have ended so perfectly.

Yep.

The only weak season I'm able to think of is the third one and not surprisingly, it is two episodes longer than the typical season.
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« Reply #3738 on: February 18, 2010, 10:39:39 PM »
New avatar :rock
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« Reply #3739 on: February 18, 2010, 10:49:14 PM »
About to head to Shinjuku to get on the Narita Express and be terrified for the next day or so because I would probably rather do anything else than fly. Sushi at the airport, whiskey on the flight. Should make it okay.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3740 on: February 18, 2010, 11:12:16 PM »
But the new companion has some great legs :drool
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3741 on: February 19, 2010, 01:48:21 AM »
Ever drink a bunch of vodka and just wonder like, "is this rubbing alchol? It smells like rubbing alcohol..." and keep on swallowing it down?

That is me now.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3742 on: February 19, 2010, 02:07:59 AM »
even good vodka has a rubbing alcohol-ish taste to me. 

whiskey is my liquor of choice

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« Reply #3743 on: February 19, 2010, 02:28:12 AM »
The best thing about vodka is that it really doesn't give you the kind of hangover that some other liquors do. At least it doesn't give me one.

Darker alcohol = heavier hangover
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ch1nchilla

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« Reply #3744 on: February 19, 2010, 01:14:25 PM »
In Vancouver. After an 8 hour flight. Have a 7 hour layover. Not happy about it. And I'm officially in U.S. territory so I can't legally drink. I should just go back to Tokyo.

PS Sometimes people need to fucking keep their children under control at the airport.

I haven't been in a worse mood in ages, I could literally drive all the way home from Vancouver before my flight. Time to try to get on standby.

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« Reply #3745 on: February 19, 2010, 01:39:55 PM »
Why are you always flying back and forth to America from Japan?  Weren't you just in the US a month ago?

I go to school in Tokyo, so I went home for Christmas break. Now we're on spring break, which is two months long, so I'm going home / to Boulder again.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3746 on: February 19, 2010, 01:43:54 PM »
REAL TALK: 

IF YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK INTO MY OFFICE AND TAKE MY CAT-5 CABLE WITHOUT ASKING AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO TELL ME THAT YOU ARE TAKING IT OR AT LEAST BRING IT BACK. 

I now have some stupid fucking 35 ft cable to make that I can't leave without making, and I can't fucking make it because some numbnut dumbshit took BOTH of the two spools of CAT-5 cable that I have.  GODDAMNIT IS THERE NO JUSTICE. 
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3747 on: February 19, 2010, 02:18:59 PM »
REAL TALK: 

IF YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK INTO MY OFFICE AND TAKE MY CAT-5 CABLE WITHOUT ASKING AT LEAST HAVE THE DECENCY TO TELL ME THAT YOU ARE TAKING IT OR AT LEAST BRING IT BACK. 

I now have some stupid fucking 35 ft cable to make that I can't leave without making, and I can't fucking make it because some numbnut dumbshit took BOTH of the two spools of CAT-5 cable that I have.  GODDAMNIT IS THERE NO JUSTICE. 

At least, once u find the spool, its cat-5 and not cat-6. Cat-6 is annoying as fuck.
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« Reply #3748 on: February 19, 2010, 02:35:37 PM »
That will take you all of 5 minutes as soon as you find the spool.  Quit crying.

That would be nice...  IF THERE WERE ANOTHER ONE ON CAMPUS.  I have literally called every member of IT personnel on this campus, and there is not another fucking spool anywhere.  I am about an hour away from taking two cables, splicing them, and wrapping the abomination in electrical tape.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3749 on: February 19, 2010, 02:55:26 PM »
Aren't you from Oklahoma?

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3750 on: February 19, 2010, 03:04:18 PM »
I asked a co-worker who I have been thinking about for the past 6 months out on a date, and she said yes  :) Im quite nervous because I actually really like her! Shes giving me all the right signs so Im kinda optimistic but it pays to never get your hopes up when women are involved.
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« Reply #3751 on: February 19, 2010, 03:08:37 PM »
congrats!

but... co worker??  you sure about this???

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« Reply #3752 on: February 19, 2010, 03:13:06 PM »
yeah I know I know, like I said Ive been thinking about for half a year, and I think Ive made up my mind and really want a relationship with her. Our jobs dont overlap at all so I never deal with her for anything work related, and I might bump into her once every few days so yeah. I think were both straight up sensible adults so I cant see anything really bad happening. She may just say no, no biggie
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« Reply #3753 on: February 19, 2010, 03:14:30 PM »
congrats!

but... co worker??  you sure about this???

I've always been told that its usually a really bad idea to date a co-worker because if things go south it messes up the workplace too.

I know my company has a strict (and is enforced actually) no office-romance policy.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3754 on: February 19, 2010, 03:22:42 PM »
You have buffalo at your university? 

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« Reply #3755 on: February 19, 2010, 03:22:59 PM »
yeah I know I know, like I said Ive been thinking about for half a year, and I think Ive made up my mind and really want a relationship with her. Our jobs dont overlap at all so I never deal with her for anything work related, and I might bump into her once every few days so yeah. I think were both straight up sensible adults so I cant see anything really bad happening. She may just say no, no biggie
Women can turn straight up nuts due to a relationship though.  And you may not see her often, but i'm sure you two interact with a lot of the same people or people you interact with interact with people she interacts with.  And women love to talk.  But as long as you know the risks.  

I took the risks a couple of years ago and nearly lost my job.  i made a thread about it on here.  People in the other side of the building on the top floor (I was in the basement!) knew about us because she couldn't keep her mouth shut.

congrats!

but... co worker??  you sure about this???

I've always been told that its usually a really bad idea to date a co-worker because if things go south it messes up the workplace too.

I know my company has a strict (and is enforced actually) no office-romance policy.


I was just told to let HR know, but that if it ever came down to a decision to get rid of me or not, being in an office relationship would only hurt me there.  They said it's always a negative when a company sees it and needs to make a decision based off of it.

After my experience, my advice to anyone is avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid.

People will find out someway and people will talk because that's what people do in an office and it most likely will not be the truth.  It can get ugly really fucking fast.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3756 on: February 19, 2010, 03:30:10 PM »
 :(
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« Reply #3757 on: February 19, 2010, 03:32:24 PM »
Sorry! 

But as with any relationship advice, you know her better than I do.  So go with your gut, just think about what I said in context to her and your workplace.  Every situation is different.

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« Reply #3758 on: February 19, 2010, 03:47:53 PM »
J-BORE I completely forgot to mention this, but the JAL in-flight stretching video is some of the coolest shit I've ever seen in my entire life.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3759 on: February 19, 2010, 03:49:46 PM »
Kentucky school system. :(

What the fuck does my piss-poor education have to do with there being extra cable at my Fortune 500 company job?  ??? ??? ???
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3760 on: February 19, 2010, 03:53:23 PM »
It's complicated :smug
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« Reply #3761 on: February 19, 2010, 03:54:37 PM »
Coworker schmoworker.  Life's too short.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3762 on: February 19, 2010, 03:56:23 PM »
My mistake.  You said there were no more spools on your campus and I assumed you worked at a university.

No, it's a work campus.  There's two or three different sites in London.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3763 on: February 19, 2010, 04:54:12 PM »
I just saw the weirdest Facebook event invitation: a funeral.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3764 on: February 19, 2010, 05:17:22 PM »
Whats your RSVP?
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3765 on: February 19, 2010, 10:33:42 PM »
I keep changing my avatar. Can't really decide what I want.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3766 on: February 19, 2010, 10:57:23 PM »
started playing Symphony of the Night again :smug

this game is way too easy (not really a complaint) and there is just too many items you end up never using. The balance is kinda off.
I wish there were more secret passages and hidden items .

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3767 on: February 19, 2010, 11:01:08 PM »
I'm drunker than fuck now after a party held in my honor at a few bars tonight.

Glad to see this thread make it to 100 pages in such a short time.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3768 on: February 19, 2010, 11:02:05 PM »
I was surfing Gordon Ramsay's website (don't ask), and saw that he has a trillion restaurants. The dude is richer than I imagined.

Anyway, under 'Europe' it said he had a restaurant 'au Trianon.' I almost flipped out and thought it was actually at the Trianon, but happily it's just at some hotel just off the grounds.

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3769 on: February 19, 2010, 11:03:06 PM »
people aren't posting itt because it's your thread dummy

Olivia Wilde Homo

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« Reply #3770 on: February 19, 2010, 11:19:29 PM »
people aren't posting itt because it's your thread dummy

No shit?  Thanks for that cracking insight!
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3771 on: February 19, 2010, 11:24:10 PM »
Oh excuse me I thought you had me on ignore. You just can't prohibit yourself from reading my awesome posts now can you?

Diunx

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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3772 on: February 20, 2010, 02:05:37 AM »
I really want to smoke some weed but all my friends have suddenly stop smoking and I don't even know where to get some :'(
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3773 on: February 20, 2010, 03:20:27 AM »
well I'm flattered  :-[


also yes, ignore lists are for pussies. I remember T EXP saying something to this extent too, and look where he is now!

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« Reply #3774 on: February 20, 2010, 07:15:12 AM »
No hangover this morning.  Feels good man.
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Re: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk
« Reply #3775 on: February 20, 2010, 07:31:33 AM »
I found a sweet ass N64 bundle on CL for $20 - 18 games. Dude better give me the sale... I'm sure I'm not the only one
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« Reply #3776 on: February 20, 2010, 08:14:22 AM »
where should and unemployed fuck-up like myself move to?

where are there jobs?

any huge public works projects anywhere?

I heard Obama was building a nuclear reactor somewhere.

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« Reply #3777 on: February 20, 2010, 08:19:14 AM »
I found a sweet ass N64 bundle on CL for $20 - 18 games. Dude better give me the sale... I'm sure I'm not the only one

What are the 18 games?
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« Reply #3778 on: February 20, 2010, 08:39:32 AM »
I woke up what I guess is now my girlfriend at 8 a.m. to walk to the store to get advil. It is raining hellfire in my head, though just took a xanax and four advil.
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« Reply #3779 on: February 20, 2010, 09:15:39 AM »
I found a sweet ass N64 bundle on CL for $20 - 18 games. Dude better give me the sale... I'm sure I'm not the only one

What are the 18 games?

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-Cruis'n Exotica
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-Biofreaks
-Packman
-Ready 2 Rumble
-Paperboy
-Perfect Dark
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