Author Topic: Official Thread of Flogging the Log: A Place for Better Random Talk (Read 558857 times)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4500 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:06:22 PM »

How did you manage to fit six comma splices into one sentence?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4501 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:07:47 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 12, 2010, 10:06:22 PM

How, did, you, manage, six, comma, splices, in, one, sentence?

It's easy, if you try.

Bebpo · « **Reply #4502 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:16:10 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 12, 2010, 10:06:22 PM

How did you manage to fit six comma splices in one sentence?

You should be used to this! It's key to being a lawyer.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4503 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:16:25 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 12, 2010, 10:07:47 PM

It's easy, if you try.

SFTU, Lennon.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4504 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:19:12 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on March 12, 2010, 10:16:10 PM

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 12, 2010, 10:06:22 PM
How did you manage to fit six comma splices in one sentence?

You should be used to this! It's key to being a lawyer.

Clearly, I haven't attended enough law classes. I can see how obscurantism might help; I can't see how run-on sentences help.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4505 on:** March 12, 2010, 10:46:38 PM »

I'm eating a plum that is not only frozen but green as hell. It is disgusting.

Also next years course offering from my philosophy department are horrible. The only class I really really want to take has the worst time slot ever too.

Diunx · « **Reply #4506 on:** March 12, 2010, 11:01:38 PM »

Quote from: Malek J. Lumberjack Jr. on March 12, 2010, 10:06:22 PM

How did you manage to fit six comma splices into one sentence?

I'm protesting punctuation.

Akala · « **Reply #4507 on:** March 12, 2010, 11:18:37 PM »

DTS master audio is fuckawesome!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4508 on:** March 12, 2010, 11:26:32 PM »

Image this in like every social situation, and you'd have an understanding of my social ineptitude.

cool breeze · « **Reply #4509 on:** March 13, 2010, 01:54:10 AM »

pssh, the other day someone from my class was trying to strike up a conversation about the class and I just said "bye" while walk away as she was in mid-sentience. you're 100 years too early to be challenging the real deal social awkwardness.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4510 on:** March 13, 2010, 10:06:27 AM »

On another forum I go to, I'm actually having to vigorously defend my controversial opinion that the Star Wars PT isn't very good.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4511 on:** March 13, 2010, 10:12:03 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on March 13, 2010, 10:09:03 AM

PT?

Prequel Trilogy - The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, and Revenge of the Sith.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4512 on:** March 13, 2010, 10:20:57 AM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on March 13, 2010, 10:17:39 AM

I like Revenge of The Sith a little bit, its kind of a guilty pleasure. I liked PM when I was a kid now I can't stand it. Attack of The Clones is one of the absolute worst movies ever, even Christopher Lee couldn't save it.

Yeah, that was kind of my opinion as well, but two other guys were arguing that the original trilogy was really good and that the prequel trilogy was just as good, if not better in some regards. And they're coming at ME like I'm the one in the wrong!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4513 on:** March 13, 2010, 11:55:11 AM »

GIF is pronounced "jiff" and PNG is pronounced "ping" WTF?

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #4514 on:** March 13, 2010, 12:03:49 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 13, 2010, 11:55:11 AM

GIF is pronounced "jiff" and PNG is pronounced "ping" WTF?

chronovore · « **Reply #4515 on:** March 13, 2010, 12:12:35 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on March 13, 2010, 10:20:57 AM

Quote from: Wrath2X on March 13, 2010, 10:17:39 AM
I like Revenge of The Sith a little bit, its kind of a guilty pleasure. I liked PM when I was a kid now I can't stand it. Attack of The Clones is one of the absolute worst movies ever, even Christopher Lee couldn't save it.

Yeah, that was kind of my opinion as well, but two other guys were arguing that the original trilogy was really good and that the prequel trilogy was just as good, if not better in some regards. And they're coming at ME like I'm the one in the wrong!

Lucas made a good first movie which can be enjoyed by kids or adults, and then went on to target slightly more adult themes in Empire. Then he rolled back and smoked a marketing fattie for Return of the Jedi. RotJ is actually really close to the Prequel Trilogy in its overall tone: an overabundance of characters just to feed the Kenner sales, convoluted and nonsensical conspiracy baddies, which get much more exposition than you'd ever expect because when all else fails: ACTION SEQUENCE!

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 13, 2010, 11:55:11 AM

GIF is pronounced "jiff" and PNG is pronounced "ping" WTF?

Arguably it's a hard "g" like "gimp." Arguably in that only about 1 in 5 people who use the term pronounce it with the soft "g" and of those half of them are not technically inclined.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4516 on:** March 13, 2010, 02:42:06 PM »

wart cream in your eye

cool breeze · « **Reply #4517 on:** March 13, 2010, 05:23:59 PM »

I just saw a commercial for this

between this and the KFC Famous Bowl, I don't see why you wouldn't have all your foods in bowl form.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4518 on:** March 13, 2010, 05:29:08 PM »

haven't been to In-N-Out for several years so I decided to give it another chance. it took over 10 minutes for them to make my food after I ordered and they even screwed up my order by giving me a vanilla milkshake instead of chocolate. I was already outside when I found out so I didn't bother with it. And wtf is so good about these french fries? It tastes like they substituted salt for lard..

The food overall isn't inedible but I would say it's like Avatar. I can enjoy it but mostly what people like it for is the spectacle. Just all these yuppies in their spectacle.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #4519 on:** March 13, 2010, 05:55:47 PM »

Getting There: Freeway's basement seems right out of 'Dr. Strangelove'
http://www.seattlepi.com/transportation/65630_get08.shtml

I live right across the street from this. I want to get in there and see it for myself!

Diunx · « **Reply #4520 on:** March 13, 2010, 06:22:12 PM »

Is Hooter's food any good?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #4521 on:** March 13, 2010, 06:22:44 PM »

wings are wings

i enjoy them

drew · « **Reply #4522 on:** March 13, 2010, 07:58:08 PM »

spent all day googling glocks

so much fucking gun porn

how much so much

drew · « **Reply #4523 on:** March 13, 2010, 08:12:01 PM »

why spend that much money on a bike when you could get a gun

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4524 on:** March 13, 2010, 08:59:04 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 13, 2010, 08:05:26 PM

Reading so much about bikes is not good I think, when I was in the UK I did a 60km daytrip on a 50 quid second hand mountain bike and it was grand. Sure my saddle broke off but whatever.

You liked it more after the seat broke off, didn't you?

ch1nchilla · « **Reply #4525 on:** March 13, 2010, 09:49:38 PM »

Drinking with 4 koreans in Shinokubo (Koreatown) tonight... I am going to be the only foreigner in the whole area as I silently booze up on soju while everyone I'm with including my half Korean girlfriend speaks the bubble language. Should be fun though, never had soju before, and Koreatown is within walking distance of my apartment, so if it gets too rowdy I can just stagger home.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #4526 on:** March 13, 2010, 11:02:56 PM »

spoonful of peanut butter sprinkled with chocolate milk mix powder

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4527 on:** March 13, 2010, 11:11:36 PM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 13, 2010, 08:05:26 PM

Reading so much about bikes is not good I think, when I was in the UK I did a 60km daytrip on a 50 quid second hand mountain bike and it was grand. Sure my saddle broke off but whatever.

Now Im looking at 300/400/500 euro bikes thinking they are not good enough because people on the internet say I should get one for 700+.

This is how people that are new to games must feel when they stumble upon neogaf or something.

Jeez.

Look at how much my bike costs (BMC Racemaster-pic in the wdyb thread) and be happy to get away with buying a 700 euro bike. Are you going to get a mountain bike or road?

Groogrux · « **Reply #4528 on:** March 14, 2010, 12:50:38 AM »

A patient came to the ER tonight with the complaint that she had a bottle cap lodged in her vagina and she's 15.

An interesting start to an aweful night...

Akala · « **Reply #4529 on:** March 14, 2010, 12:57:09 AM »

perhaps you should have followed protocol instead of removing it yourself?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4530 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:00:32 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on March 14, 2010, 12:50:38 AM

A patient came to the ER tonight with the complaint that she had a bottle cap lodged in her vagina and she's 15.

An interesting start to an aweful night...

Sounds hot.

Diunx · « **Reply #4531 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:01:41 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on March 14, 2010, 12:50:38 AM

A patient came to the ER tonight with the complaint that she had a bottle cap lodged in her vagina and she's 15.

An interesting start to an aweful night...

pic of the vagina?

Groogrux · « **Reply #4532 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:07:35 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 14, 2010, 01:00:32 AM

Quote from: andrwfields on March 14, 2010, 12:50:38 AM
A patient came to the ER tonight with the complaint that she had a bottle cap lodged in her vagina and she's 15.

An interesting start to an aweful night...

Sounds hot.

You would think so until you saw the patient...

demi · « **Reply #4533 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:12:42 AM »

Tell her you got a bottle opener handy...

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4534 on:** March 14, 2010, 03:30:38 AM »

Quote from: andrwfields on March 14, 2010, 01:07:35 AM

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 14, 2010, 01:00:32 AM
Quote from: andrwfields on March 14, 2010, 12:50:38 AM
A patient came to the ER tonight with the complaint that she had a bottle cap lodged in her vagina and she's 15.

An interesting start to an aweful night...

Sounds hot.

You would think so until you saw the patient...

etiolate · « **Reply #4535 on:** March 14, 2010, 03:39:07 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on March 14, 2010, 01:01:41 AM

Quote from: andrwfields on March 14, 2010, 12:50:38 AM
A patient came to the ER tonight with the complaint that she had a bottle cap lodged in her vagina and she's 15.

An interesting start to an aweful night...

pic of the vagina?

Groogrux · « **Reply #4536 on:** March 14, 2010, 04:31:04 AM »

It just grew stranger by the moment. The doctor couldn't decide whether to laugh at the situation or be pissed about some teenager wasting his time. He jokingly said (while at the nursing station) that good parents would go ahead and buy their kid a dildo. Apparently they were listening in and got upset and shouted "she's got multiple personality disease!" The doctor calmly replied, "First of all, it's a disorder, not a disease. Second, she's probably faking it anyway..."

I personally love this doctor. He walks in, sits down, slams the chart on his desk, and says, "Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ, could the imbreds in this town get any worse?!?!"

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4537 on:** March 14, 2010, 05:51:48 AM »

etiolate · « **Reply #4538 on:** March 14, 2010, 05:59:06 AM »

He should have walked into the exam room with a bottle of budweiser and asked "would you mind?"

Groogrux · « **Reply #4539 on:** March 14, 2010, 06:07:41 AM »

Quote from: Green Man on March 14, 2010, 06:04:15 AM

That guy sounds like a meaner version of Greg House.

Yeah, he's practically my hero.

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4540 on:** March 14, 2010, 06:28:38 AM »

Quote from: ch1nchilla on March 13, 2010, 09:49:38 PM

Should be fun though, never had soju before

You're not really missing much. Unless it's traditional soju, which does have some real flavor, it's basically watered-down vodka.

etiolate · « **Reply #4541 on:** March 14, 2010, 06:42:33 AM »

vodka doesn't have any flavor to begin with

Green Shinobi · « **Reply #4542 on:** March 14, 2010, 07:10:17 AM »

Quote from: etiolate on March 14, 2010, 06:42:33 AM

vodka doesn't have any flavor to begin with

Whatever you say vodka tastes like, soju basically tastes like that, but watered-down.

Groogrux · « **Reply #4543 on:** March 14, 2010, 07:15:59 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 14, 2010, 06:45:28 AM

Whats multiple personality disorder got to do with ramming down a bottle down your vagina?

Absolutely nothing, and that's the beauty of it.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4544 on:** March 14, 2010, 07:38:50 AM »

So that would be a tourer

I'd get a Kona Sutra just for the name but some guy has probably old you to buy Surly.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4545 on:** March 14, 2010, 08:13:18 AM »

Shit I remembered can't you get your bike reimbursed on that ride to work scheme? www.ridetowork.ie

Since you're touring I would recommend steel in any case.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4546 on:** March 14, 2010, 08:51:14 AM »

Up to you (I'm still a newb at this too) but if it's comfort your after and don't mind the extra weight steel is the way to go. Since you look like your loading up I don't think weight is an issue. Look at Jamis, Fuji, Bianchi as well.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4547 on:** March 14, 2010, 09:43:47 AM »

I made $100 more this last week than I did at my previous job yet worked 10 hours less. Not only that but I have two dates for this week. Even better is that two more people quit at my previous location so they're scrambling to stay afloat.

Things are going very well right now

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #4548 on:** March 14, 2010, 10:20:17 AM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on March 13, 2010, 11:55:11 AM

GIF is pronounced "jiff"

WTF

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4549 on:** March 14, 2010, 10:45:41 AM »

I pronounce it with a hard "G"

drew · « **Reply #4550 on:** March 14, 2010, 10:52:34 AM »

Quote from: Kosma on March 14, 2010, 08:18:12 AM

Steel? not aluminum?

i think polymer frames with a steel slide are superior, personally

drew · « **Reply #4551 on:** March 14, 2010, 11:01:41 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4552 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:05:34 PM »

Babelfish

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4553 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:10:56 PM »

Is going to mail order a Russian bride because science tells me they are more cooperative

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4554 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:17:41 PM »

I have a relative who got a mail order Ukrainian bride. He's blacklisted from family events so I have no idea how well that marriage turned out.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4555 on:** March 14, 2010, 01:19:38 PM »

Well if you ever see him, let him know that he should go Russian made next time.

Fresh Prince · « **Reply #4556 on:** March 14, 2010, 05:05:28 PM »

Quote from: drew on March 14, 2010, 10:52:34 AM

i think polymer frames with a steel slide are superior, personally

steel is old school

Kosma look into a steel bike (apart from Surly, Charge) they'll last for ages.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4557 on:** March 14, 2010, 05:09:29 PM »

I just wasted all fucking afternoon. Fuck.

Diunx · « **Reply #4558 on:** March 14, 2010, 05:53:47 PM »

Is a sunday dude, waste away.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #4559 on:** March 14, 2010, 05:57:18 PM »

I have 3 essays, 3 midterms, 2 compsci assignments, and a presentation all due with in the month though.

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