The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[Beezy]

you guys are fucking crazy 
we share the same father. I'd rather die than have sex with her. She's 18 btw.

DAT FACE :biteslip

[Tauntaun]

you guys are fucking crazy 
we share the same father. I'd rather die than have sex with her. She's 18 btw.

DAT FACE :biteslip

[Beezy]

:bites lip

[lordmaji]

:bites lip

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some reason this picture reminds me of this...

[tehjaybo]

God damn Third, where are you from again?

[Tauntaun]

:bites lip

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Oh, I read it as :bite slip and I was like wat?

Carry on. 

[tehjaybo]

:bites lip

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Oh, I read it as :bite slip and I was like wat?

Carry on. 

You know...  a little of the old bite slip?   

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[Beezy]

 

[elektrikluv]

God damn Third, where are you from again?

He looks like the standard Arab beauty

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Don't hold me to that, could also be Turkish or Iranian

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[Third]

Almost right, luv. And thanks. 

My father is from Kosovo, my mother is Turkish. 3rd world countries represent.   

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pedophiles

[Bebpo]

Grad photos today.  Since I sure as hell am not paying them $235 for 5 jpgs (I AM IN THE WRONG BUSINESS).  I just took my own while I had the suit on.

[Brehvolution]

Are those boxes your game backlog?

[Bildi]

Good job Bebpo.

DIY

[Flannel Boy]

Looking sharp.

[BlueTsunami]

Bebpo sort of looks like a jew Wayne Coyne in his second photograph. Needs to start a tribute band called The Flaming Uguu~s

[The Fake Shemp]

What? Dude looks way more like Dave Grohl than Wayne Coyne.

[BlueTsunami]

No, definitely but its his hair that's giving me the Wayne Coyne vibes. So maybe his tribute band should be called the The Foo Uguu~s.

[Ichirou]

Me and my half sister. Also posted on gaf.

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One of my four (half)sisters. 
Sounds bad, but I can get a long with ALL of them. I only punched one hard in the belly once. But that was a long time ago.

Dude, you need to have sex with your sister.

And let me videotape that shit, there are fetish websites that would pay so much for hardcore incest action where both partners are good-looking.

[Third]

Sorry, that's a no-go.

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how much do they pay??

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[Ichirou]

Send me the vid and I'll try to get us some offers.

[Third]

People usually don't really care when I post a picture of myself.  :'(
They care now because I posted a picture with a female in it.

Do you have a sister? Post pics, same effect. 

[bud]

if i had a sister and she looked like, like, halle berry, i'd totally sniff her panties

[tiesto]

In the white shirt:

[Diunx]

People usually don't really care when I post a picture of myself.  :'(
They care now because I posted a picture with a female in it.

Do you have a sister? Post pics, same effect. 

We care when you post a picture of your hot cousin, but imo your sister is hotter than her.

[Third]

Wow, 13 year old?
Post her pic and expect people to talk about her for at least 15 pages.

@ Diunx
Yeah, (s)he's a freak.

[tehjaybo]

Third, I want your sister.  I promise to treat her well until she's of age.

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No seriously.

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Name a price.

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[elektrikluv]

Luckily for you, she's already of age!

[Green Shinobi]

tiesto, I see two white shirts in that pic.

[tiesto]

tiesto, I see two white shirts in that pic.

d'oh! Well I'm the one on the right

[The Fake Shemp]

Third should tell his sister that she's pretty popular on a site populated by gay men.

[tehjaybo]

Luckily for you, she's already of age!

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[Flannel Boy]

Me and my half sister. Also posted on gaf.

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[bud]

his sister's too cute to sexualize.
like, i hope i never see her in an x-rated. she's too pretty.

i know, i know, i'm gay. whatever

[Mupepe]

his sister's too cute to sexualize.
like, i hope i never see her in an x-rated. she's too pretty.

i know, i know, i'm gay. whatever

nah.  i know what you mean.  you'd rather make sweet sweet love to her and cuddle than spunk all over her face.

[Flannel Boy]

his sister's too cute to sexualize.
like, i hope i never see her in an x-rated. she's too pretty.

i know, i know, i'm gay. whatever

"Too Cute to Sexualize" sounds like an awesome porn title.

[Bebpo]

In the white shirt:

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Are those hearts above the pocket?  It's a nice looking shirt.

[tehjaybo]

I didn't say I wouldn't cuddle with her afterwards.

[etiolate]

I love western style shirts.

[Powerslave]

I love western style shirts.

He's not gonna send you one.

[Bildi]

In the white shirt:

You could have also said "The sexy one:".

[tiesto]

In the white shirt:

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Are those hearts above the pocket?  It's a nice looking shirt.

Thanks dude, I think they're little emblems or something. The shirt is from Guess, which is like guido clothes + excess of belt buckles and zippers. Like what Nomura would design if he was a guido.

[The Fake Shemp]

Tiesto solves the Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle.

[Agent Whiskers]

Why the fuck not.



And these bitches are my DSL Bill Bellamy lips.

[Raban]

Those are definitely whiskers. Not sure you're an agent of said whiskers, however.

[Bebpo]

Thanks dude, I think they're little emblems or something. The shirt is from Guess, which is like guido clothes + excess of belt buckles and zippers. Like what Nomura would design if he was a guido.

Yeah, probably explains why I like it

Plus you make it look good 

[Mupepe]

The wife snapped a picture of me while I was at the library Saturday.  Those are her glasses by the way.  i was trying to see if I could read with them!  I had been in bed all day up to that point (like 4:30pm) and didn't bother to do anything with my hair.

[Powerslave]

first thing I thought was 'James Woods'.
hair looks cool, the messed up look is awesome

[Raban]

first thing I thought was 'James Woods'.
hair looks cool, the messed up look is awesome

This is pretty spot on. The specs are a nice touch.

[Tauntaun]

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The wife snapped a picture of me while I was at the library Saturday.  Those are her glasses by the way.  i was trying to see if I could read with them!  I had been in bed all day up to that point (like 4:30pm) and didn't bother to do anything with my hair.

 

[Mupepe]

She keeps trying to get me to wear glasses but I always think I look funny in them!  I mean, I look funny anyways.  But I figured like Harry Potter funny with them.

[Mupepe]

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME!

sexy mmmmm

[Mupepe]

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME!

sexy mmmmm

What makes you say that?

You just look evil in the last one. 

[Powerslave]

holy fucking shit

wrath is total badass

like some fucking evil lord or villain or some shit

[Tauntaun]

*dark photos*

Was bored and decided to post more pics, I really need a new webcam

Need moar light so we can see your purty face and metal shirts.   

You listen to death metal?  Check out Obscura, Necrophagist, Cannibal Corpse (obviously), Death, Decapitated, Nile and Immolation! 

Check out Charred Walls of the Damned for more of a classic metal feel vocal wise but the music is heavier!

[Powerslave]

Wrath2X our new WARLORD

[Powerslave]

holy fucking shit

wrath is total badass

like some fucking evil lord or villain or some shit

Well that sounds awesome!

Please... as if you totally didn't went for that look when you took those pics

[Tauntaun]

Well check out Charred Walls of the Damned, you might still like them.

www.myspace.com/charredwallsofthedamned

[Brehvolution]

Well check out Charred Walls of the Damned, you might still like them.

www.myspace.com/charredwallsofthedamned

I hope the rest of the album is that awesome!

edit: Super-icon Tauntaun. This album is hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elektrikluv]

Wrath, you need a photo editing application!