The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread

[CajoleJuice]

honestly, when it comes to girls in real life, the thing that really stays with me is her smile and her eyes

Well, this is what you're looking at most of the time.

[Himu]

@ losers who like small boobs

or should I say gays not losers

Chop your dick off NOW

[CajoleJuice]

@ losers who like small boobs

or should I say gays not losers

Chop your dick off NOW

he did when he got married

[Himu]

[CajoleJuice]

Let's be real, all types of boobs are awesome. Variety is the spice of life. Thick girls, fit girls, skinny girls, they all were welcome in my bed in the days of singledom.

Spencer, true hetero

[Himu]

Let's be real, all types of boobs are awesome. Variety is the spice of life. Thick girls, fit girls, skinny girls, they all were welcome in my bed in the days of singledom.

What about ugly girls?

With beef flaps?

[Smooth Groove]

I've had GFs with huge boobs or good asses but never one that was really my fantasy type, which is a fitness model.  If I can't have six pack abs, I'd like to rub the belly of someone that does.

You have to go check out the NSFW thread. 

Where?  Female bodybuilders or fitness models.  Bodybuilders porn is yuck but fitness porn is superhot.  Too bad there is far more of the former.  

I saw bodybuyilder porn for the first time through my roomate's surf history.  Almost threw up right then.  

[CajoleJuice]

I've had GFs with huge boobs or good asses but never one that was really my fantasy type, which is a fitness model.  If I can't have six pack abs, I'd like to rub the belly of someone that does.

You have to go check out the NSFW thread. 

Where?  Female bodybuilders or fitness models.  Bodybuilders porn is yuck but fitness porn is superhot.  Too bad there is far more of the former.  

I saw bodybuyilder porn for the first time through my roomate's surf history.  Almost threw up right then.  

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=33204.msg1334285#msg1334285

[bud]

beef flaps are the worst.

it's partly the reason why i hope shakira's nudes never come out

what if she had beef flaps

what would be the point in living anymore

[CajoleJuice]

bud's posts are the best in this thread (after third's)

[Himu]

beef flaps are the worst.

it's partly the reason why i hope shakira's nudes never come out

what if she had beef flaps

what would be the point in living anymore

beef flaps are disgusting. I had a run in with beef flaps the other month. I lied and said I had to go to the restroom BAD and got out of there. Abstinence > beef flaps

[bud]

the other reason would be that she's so pretty

i know that sounds really gay but whatever (i know, love that line)

[CajoleJuice]

the other reason would be that she's so pretty

i know that sounds really gay but whatever (i know, love that line)

ok i rescind my previous post

[bud]

himu, what's the male equivalent of beef flaps

[cloudwalking]

himu, what's the male equivalent of beef flaps

i mean, this is territory, right?

floppy, saggy balls

[Himu]

there is no male equivalent to beef flaps

himu, what's the male equivalent of beef flaps

i mean, this is territory, right?

floppy, saggy balls

Some would say that's a good thing

[Himu]

What kind of saggy balls? Like, big balls that bounce all over the place or just...what?

[bud]

so, have you ever taken it up the ass, himu? seriously.

or are you what they would call a top

[BlueTsunami]

himu, what's the male equivalent of beef flaps

i mean, this is territory, right?

floppy, saggy balls

Long ball Larry. Got long balls.

[lennedsay]

small boobs fucking suck. lennedsay knows what i am talking about

Small boobs are superior!! Just like small cocks. I can run them through ranch like a baby carrot!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

j/k big boobs are the only boobs. I say this as I lay on the couch in my bikini. 

[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

also, big cocks

[close]

[Himu]

Yeah, it's really weird too. You ever have a prostate exam? It's like that except worse. It grows on you, though.

Pussy > dick

No joke

[Smooth Groove]

I don't believe you guys.  Whiteacid had beef flaps and 99% of the male posters drooled over her. 

[BlueTsunami]

You seem to go through a wilde homo phase, himu.

I don't believe you guys.  Whiteacid had beef flaps and 99% of the male posters drooled over her. 

Pride of Ohio

[Himu]

To google or not to google beef flaps...

[CajoleJuice]

You seem to go through a wilde homo phase, himu.

Himu goes through sexual identities like he goes through religions

[cloudwalking]

small boobs fucking suck. lennedsay knows what i am talking about

Small boobs are superior!! Just like small cocks. I can run them through ranch like a baby carrot!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

j/k big boobs are the only boobs. I say this as I lay on the couch in my bikini. 

[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

also, big cocks

[close]

you're still my favourite female poster

girl power

[Himu]

You seem to go through a wilde homo phase, himu.

Himu goes through sexual identities like he goes through religions

What in the fuck are you talking about? I've always liked cock. But men are repulsive.

[bud]

Yeah, it's really weird too. You ever have a prostate exam? It's like that except worse. It grows on you, though.

Pussy > dick

No joke

''it grows on you, though''

how does it work, though? i mean, how do you prepare and are you alright with taking every size?

i'm seeing himu bent over the couch being taken like marcellus wallace right now and it's cracking me up

[Third]

Sorry guys. Only the ones I fuck can see my cock. 

[lennedsay]

small boobs fucking suck. lennedsay knows what i am talking about

Small boobs are superior!! Just like small cocks. I can run them through ranch like a baby carrot!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

j/k big boobs are the only boobs. I say this as I lay on the couch in my bikini. 

[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

also, big cocks

[close]

you're still my favourite female poster

girl power

  You're my favorite!

Sorry guys, I'm going lezzie for cloud. Hate to break the bad news... Oh... I see you're all already over it by having sex with men. Well carry on then.

[CajoleJuice]

Yeah, it's really weird too. You ever have a prostate exam? It's like that except worse. It grows on you, though.

Pussy > dick

No joke

''it grows on you, though''

how does it work, though? i mean, how do you prepare and are you alright with taking every size?

i'm seeing himu bent over the couch being taken like marcellus wallace right now and it's cracking me up

Only you'd go to save him and himu would be like "what the fuck did you kill him for?!?!"

[Himu]

Yeah, it's really weird too. You ever have a prostate exam? It's like that except worse. It grows on you, though.

Pussy > dick

No joke

''it grows on you, though''

how does it work, though? i mean, how do you prepare and are you alright with taking every size?

i'm seeing himu bent over the couch being taken like marcellus wallace right now and it's cracking me up

I dunno. I'm picky about men like a little princess. There's like such a small percentage of men I find attractive to begin with, and I've only been with three dudes tops and not interested in anymore.

[Third]

Wait, himu is bi? That's hot

[CajoleJuice]

Sorry guys. Only the ones I fuck can see my cock. 

lame

spoiler (click to show/hide)

pm?

[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

who says i'm not gonna fuck you?

[close]

my prediction about gay porn superstar is coming true

[cloudwalking]

Sorry guys. Only the ones I fuck can see my cock. 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

who says i'm not gonna fuck you?

[close]

 :rapetime

[bud]

small boobs fucking suck. lennedsay knows what i am talking about

Small boobs are superior!! Just like small cocks. I can run them through ranch like a baby carrot!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

j/k big boobs are the only boobs. I say this as I lay on the couch in my bikini. 

[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

also, big cocks

[close]

you're still my favourite female poster

girl power

  You're my favorite!

Sorry guys, I'm going lezzie for cloud. Hate to break the bad news... Oh... I see you're all already over it by having sex with men. Well carry on then.

i can honestly spend a long time looking at girls making out with each other

it looks so divine

girls

[cloudwalking]

small boobs fucking suck. lennedsay knows what i am talking about

Small boobs are superior!! Just like small cocks. I can run them through ranch like a baby carrot!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

j/k big boobs are the only boobs. I say this as I lay on the couch in my bikini. 

[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

also, big cocks

[close]

you're still my favourite female poster

girl power

  You're my favorite!

Sorry guys, I'm going lezzie for cloud. Hate to break the bad news... Oh... I see you're all already over it by having sex with men. Well carry on then.

i can honestly spend a long time looking at girls making out with each other

it looks so divine

girls

if you're willing to pay i'm sure lennedsay and i could arrange a skype video broadcast...

[Third]

Sorry guys. Only the ones I fuck can see my cock. 

lame

spoiler (click to show/hide)

pm?

[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

who says i'm not gonna fuck you?

[close]

Blelieve me, I think you're stunning. You and propably Wrika are the only guys on EB I'd go bi for. But I'm definitely a top

[lennedsay]

small boobs fucking suck. lennedsay knows what i am talking about

Small boobs are superior!! Just like small cocks. I can run them through ranch like a baby carrot!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

j/k big boobs are the only boobs. I say this as I lay on the couch in my bikini. 

[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

also, big cocks

[close]

you're still my favourite female poster

girl power

  You're my favorite!

Sorry guys, I'm going lezzie for cloud. Hate to break the bad news... Oh... I see you're all already over it by having sex with men. Well carry on then.

i can honestly spend a long time looking at girls making out with each other

it looks so divine

girls

if you're willing to pay i'm sure lennedsay and i could arrange a skype video broadcast...

I'd love to visit Europe again. Talk about mixing business with pleasure!

[TakingBackSunday]

this thread got bigger since I last visited it

spoiler (click to show/hide)

so has my cock

[close]

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm fine with small breasts, but I prefer around medium size. Never been a big boob guy tbh. My ex-gf had almost no boobs but a big ass

[CajoleJuice]

I'm fine with small breasts, but I prefer around medium size. Never been a big boob guy tbh. My ex-gf had almost no boobs but a big ass

[Himu]

so obvious pd ain't a virgin

[FatalT]

this thread got bigger since I last visited it

spoiler (click to show/hide)

so has my cock

[close]

Spoiler tag made me laugh out loud.

[BlackMage]

Guys stop with the spoiler tagss. Everytime I click one, I'm expecting boobies or cocks.. I'm severely disappointed. 

[tehjaybo]

Too bad no one likes a redhead.   :'(

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'm kidding everyone loves redheads.

[close]

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

[Robo]

this thread got bigger since I last visited it

spoiler (click to show/hide)

so has my cock

[close]

Spoiler tag made me laugh out loud.

Same.  I just didn't see it coming.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

but hopefully i will someday 

[close]

[TakingBackSunday]

 

spoiler (click to show/hide)

CLOUD FIRST

[close]

[CajoleJuice]

God I could destroy this thread if I wanted

[Joe Molotov]

I don't believe you guys.  Whiteacid had beef flaps and 99% of the male posters drooled over her. 

And she started this thread. Full circle, man!

[TakingBackSunday]

I await the day that someone legitimately posts cock pics.  He will be forever championed/lampooned by the board.

also, cloud tits plz

[CajoleJuice]

God I could destroy this thread if I wanted

I triple dog dare ya

that was just me being drunk and overestimating the size of my cock

[Joe Molotov]

I await the day that someone legitimately posts cock pics.

no shadow of a lie, i NEARLY did it by accident in the Fitness bore thread this morning.

I decided to take a photo of my legs whilst i was nekkid - i didn't notice my bell end making a surprise guest appearance and i quickly scrapped that picture and decided against it. It was VERY close.

A dark day in the annals of Evilbore.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I await the day that someone legitimately posts cock pics.

no shadow of a lie, i NEARLY did it by accident in the Fitness bore thread this morning.

I decided to take a photo of my legs whilst i was nekkid - i didn't notice my bell end making a surprise guest appearance and i quickly scrapped that picture and decided against it. It was VERY close.

[Mupepe]

I await the day that someone legitimately posts cock pics.

no shadow of a lie, i NEARLY did it by accident in the Fitness bore thread this morning.

I decided to take a photo of my legs whilst i was nekkid - i didn't notice my bell end making a surprise guest appearance and i quickly scrapped that picture and decided against it. It was VERY close.

(Image removed from quote.)

[Madrun Badrun]

[Phoenix Dark]

I await the day that someone legitimately posts cock pics.  He will be forever championed/lampooned by the board.

also, cloud tits plz

I'll do it the day one of the female posters agrees to posting boob pics.

[Third]

this thread reminds me of that one time a few years ago i went to oa. there was a thread about guys posting pictures of their cocks and this one guy held a blue ds right next to his skinny cock.

that image is forever burned into my cornea, sadly.

hahaha that was enigma's tiny cock.

OA cocks I've seen so far:

Enigma
Futami
Olimario
Bacon
Livegamer
badguys

I've seen so much cock there. 

[tehjaybo]

I await the day that someone legitimately posts cock pics.  He will be forever championed/lampooned by the board.

also, cloud tits plz

I'll do it the day one of the female posters agrees to posting boob pics.

I'll do it the day I see these pictures.  Agreements can be broken. 

[TakingBackSunday]

same, actually