Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1967968 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17160 on:** June 17, 2014, 12:36:22 PM »

wrong sister BN. We need the other one breh. Bae lookin' like the final boss in Black Man: The Game

chronovore · « **Reply #17161 on:** June 17, 2014, 08:46:17 PM »

'dat breakfast!

Man, I miss American breakfasts.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17162 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:42:50 PM »

Steve Contra · « **Reply #17163 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:43:44 PM »

That picture is too hetero for my tastes

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17164 on:** June 18, 2014, 03:54:26 PM »

but where's the cute dark haired chick Mojo

Reb · « **Reply #17165 on:** June 20, 2014, 09:00:11 AM »

Hey guys, unlike wrath, I actually left the house:

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17166 on:** June 20, 2014, 10:11:52 AM »

Raban · « **Reply #17167 on:** June 22, 2014, 12:38:43 AM »

went to a kmart with some corpsmembers that live at the center with me and this is the result

chronovore · « **Reply #17168 on:** June 24, 2014, 12:54:12 AM »

Looks like fun!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17169 on:** July 07, 2014, 11:40:10 AM »

cosign culture vultures brehs

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17170 on:** July 07, 2014, 11:40:24 AM »

What a good looking family.

demi · « **Reply #17171 on:** July 07, 2014, 11:46:08 AM »

how can she slap

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17172 on:** July 07, 2014, 11:48:20 AM »

Her husband looks like Bebpo.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17173 on:** July 07, 2014, 11:49:55 AM »

Quote from: Esch on July 07, 2014, 11:45:41 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 07, 2014, 11:40:10 AM
cosign culture vultures brehs
(Image removed from quote.)

Nah, that was the priest. They had a white hindu priest at an indian wedding between a brown girl and a jewish guy

My uncle couldn't handle it, dude was trolling the entire ceremony

I just assumed he was the groom.

high quality non-racist racial trolling from family members

if my brothers marry their white gfs I know what I'll be doing at the wedding. Just gotta find a white counterpart from her family so we can form like a troll Voltron, sitting in the back talking shit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17174 on:** July 07, 2014, 11:56:15 AM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17175 on:** July 07, 2014, 12:12:59 PM »

Wedding fun

Brehvolution · « **Reply #17176 on:** July 07, 2014, 12:29:52 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #17177 on:** July 07, 2014, 12:53:30 PM »

now that's a sandwich I'd eat all the meat out of! Goddamn Brandnew

Esch, i want to be your sister's mistress

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17178 on:** July 07, 2014, 12:55:06 PM »

too skinny, bring back SpamKnew

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17179 on:** July 07, 2014, 01:09:44 PM »

the fuck is SpamKnew

demi · « **Reply #17180 on:** July 07, 2014, 01:14:49 PM »

Her face looks like it was photoshopped on. Total Sharp Knees moment.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17181 on:** July 07, 2014, 01:51:19 PM »

I think everyone is glossing over the fact that her tits are big

demi · « **Reply #17182 on:** July 07, 2014, 01:52:36 PM »

Those arent big tits, imo. Bring back the sister.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17183 on:** July 07, 2014, 02:24:00 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on July 07, 2014, 01:09:44 PM

the fuck is SpamKnew

your sister who was wearing the red dress. thick girl

SpamKnew

not a fan of the chick in that wedding pic. guess I'll call her BranKnew

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17184 on:** July 07, 2014, 02:31:41 PM »

mojo always has the best looking girls. Pretty sure the guy runs a high class escort agency.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17185 on:** July 07, 2014, 04:47:32 PM »

thats mean maurice

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17186 on:** July 07, 2014, 04:53:26 PM »

I'm just joking breh. I thought she was cute

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #17187 on:** July 07, 2014, 05:12:00 PM »

thats good maurice!

chronovore · « **Reply #17188 on:** July 08, 2014, 05:45:41 AM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 07, 2014, 11:48:20 AM

Her husband looks like Bebpo.

Looks more like Bradley Cooper, at least in that photo.

Squiddy · « **Reply #17189 on:** July 09, 2014, 03:59:16 AM »

Hobo selfie:

Should I cut my hair like this again?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17190 on:** July 09, 2014, 04:13:25 AM »

You should cut it. But into something other than a clean, sleek style. Go for a messy, textured top + undercut.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17191 on:** July 09, 2014, 04:14:09 AM »

Also grow a beard.

Squiddy · « **Reply #17192 on:** July 09, 2014, 04:17:58 AM »

That is literally the hairstyle my brother has at the moment, I guess he's hipper than me

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17193 on:** July 09, 2014, 04:22:17 AM »

I feel they're going out of style but I still lean towards them these days. They're very versatile, and can be cleaned up with little product. I see you have that thick, black, Middle Eastern hair gene so these usually are up our alley.

Squiddy · « **Reply #17194 on:** July 09, 2014, 04:39:34 AM »

Yeah, not sure I can go for something like that, need to look reasonable traditional as a therapeutic assistant. Well, not really, but it helps if I work with older people.

chronovore · « **Reply #17195 on:** July 09, 2014, 04:43:09 AM »

If I tried that haircut, it would look like I was wearing a furry donut on my head.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #17196 on:** July 09, 2014, 08:24:24 AM »

Well at least cut your hair shorter Squiddy, nothing's worse than a haircut that hides a dude's eyebrows. That haircut is for 12 year olds.

Squiddy · « **Reply #17197 on:** July 09, 2014, 06:46:54 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on July 09, 2014, 08:24:24 AM

Well at least cut your hair shorter Squiddy, nothing's worse than a haircut that hides a dude's eyebrows. That haircut is for 12 year olds.

I know

It is my lazy summer hair for when I'm in downtime, but I guess I gotta act my age :U

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17198 on:** July 09, 2014, 06:51:39 PM »

Squiddy doesn't look nearly as feminine as I assumed, based on his posts.

Squiddy · « **Reply #17199 on:** July 09, 2014, 06:52:39 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 09, 2014, 06:51:39 PM

Squiddy doesn't look nearly as feminine as I assumed, based on his posts.

If I were to go by your posts I'd assume you were a 30 something cac.

Kara · « **Reply #17200 on:** July 09, 2014, 06:55:47 PM »

Quote from: Squiddy on July 09, 2014, 06:52:39 PM

If I were to go by your posts I'd assume you were a 30 something cac.

Material success and low blood pressure.

Squiddy · « **Reply #17201 on:** July 09, 2014, 06:57:56 PM »

For reals, you need to lay off that junk food addiction, PD. Your strong black heart can't handle the white man's poison.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17202 on:** July 09, 2014, 07:03:34 PM »

that's why I made some salmon and asparagus tonight, with some brown rice on the side

whiteness

Steve Contra · « **Reply #17203 on:** July 09, 2014, 07:16:59 PM »

Go for an undercut if you're under 30. if you're over

TEEEPO · « **Reply #17204 on:** July 09, 2014, 07:26:01 PM »

brown rice :barf

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17205 on:** July 09, 2014, 07:26:58 PM »

are you calling into question the grooming habits of woostgod?

Squiddy · « **Reply #17206 on:** July 09, 2014, 07:27:00 PM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on July 09, 2014, 07:26:01 PM

brown rice :barf

Slower carbs are bette for you.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #17207 on:** July 09, 2014, 07:27:46 PM »

lol i'll not remember that

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17208 on:** July 09, 2014, 07:29:20 PM »

i'm a fan of brown rice with chicken or in a burrito and shit, but i tried a brown rice sushi roll and wanted to murder someone. groce.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #17209 on:** July 09, 2014, 08:04:21 PM »

Brown rice is fucking disgusting. So is quinoa, white people.

etiolate · « **Reply #17210 on:** July 09, 2014, 08:08:50 PM »

WHAT

quinoa so good

you are seriously cac-a-lacking with that nonsense

Steve Contra · « **Reply #17211 on:** July 09, 2014, 08:10:26 PM »

Sorry cacker-ass-cacker, quinoa is disgusting.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #17212 on:** July 09, 2014, 08:13:37 PM »

i prepared a quiona salad for my gf while living in france mainly because we were in some organic store and it had a bunch of shit you'd only find readily in america -- such as tofu and organic nut butters -- and figured why not. she wasn't disgusted by it but she did ask a valid question: why'd anybody choose it over pasta or rice in a salad

Mupepe · « **Reply #17213 on:** July 09, 2014, 08:17:08 PM »

quinoa is fucking gross. Jasmine rice all the way by the way.

Squiddy looking squidalicious by the way. You work out, breh?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17214 on:** July 09, 2014, 08:30:01 PM »

I love making sauteed quinoa with corn, mushrooms, and bell peppers. Just a bit of salt and pepper, then throw your garlic in...

lennedsay · « **Reply #17215 on:** July 09, 2014, 08:55:00 PM »

Quinoa is either disgusting or delicious. There's no middle ground.

Rinse the fuck out of it, cook in beef broth, add a ton of herbs and garlic and sea salt. Maybe a little brown sugar. Lower your expectations and take a bite. Then its pretty good.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17216 on:** July 09, 2014, 09:12:00 PM »

speaking of haircuts

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in the reflection you can see the horrible effects of inconsistent condom usage

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TEEEPO · « **Reply #17217 on:** July 09, 2014, 09:40:48 PM »

you have my address

Mupepe · « **Reply #17218 on:** July 09, 2014, 09:49:16 PM »

Quote from: lennedsay on July 09, 2014, 08:55:00 PM

Quinoa is either disgusting or delicious. There's no middle ground.

Rinse the fuck out of it, cook in beef broth, add a ton of herbs and garlic and sea salt. Maybe a little brown sugar. Lower your expectations and take a bite. Then its pretty good.

oh sweetheart. And that's the problem. When you gotta say that then there's a better option you should be eating

lennedsay · « **Reply #17219 on:** July 09, 2014, 10:23:45 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 09, 2014, 09:49:16 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on July 09, 2014, 08:55:00 PM
Quinoa is either disgusting or delicious. There's no middle ground.

Rinse the fuck out of it, cook in beef broth, add a ton of herbs and garlic and sea salt. Maybe a little brown sugar. Lower your expectations and take a bite. Then its pretty good.
oh sweetheart. And that's the problem. When you gotta say that then there's a better option you should be eating

I know, but I can barely eat pasta anymore and I get sick of rice all the time. So old, so white.

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Author Topic: The Bore's 2nd (or THIRD :-*) POST YOUR NUDE PIC thread (Read 1967968 times)