Yeah, I think you need to do another lap on your rollerblades and come back to this.
0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.
that's a goddamn horrible haircut
war, you wanna switch lives? You'd fit in nicely on the South Shore of Long Island. I ran into four douchebags like that just the other night at 7-11. They didn't all have that haircut, but they were all 100% guidos anyway. They even were yelling lines from "My New Haircut" the whole time, without a shred of irony.
Well, we need to talk so you can copy and magnify my accent.
Quote from: Powerslave on February 10, 2008, 07:58:45 PMthat's a goddamn horrible haircut1.) its not a haircut2.) lets see your best first out of bed photo
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 10, 2008, 07:43:05 PMwar, you wanna switch lives? You'd fit in nicely on the South Shore of Long Island. I ran into four douchebags like that just the other night at 7-11. They didn't all have that haircut, but they were all 100% guidos anyway. They even were yelling lines from "My New Haircut" the whole time, without a shred of irony. I cant, guidos arent fond of non 100 percent italians. Im only 1/4 sicilian(smeered in moorish blood to boot), the rest of me is lebanese. I am not ready yet, my cover isnt perfect. I need to perfect the blowout, the tan and especially the facial hair elimination. Then the accent ... ahh soooo much work.
Quote from: abrader on February 10, 2008, 11:19:49 PMQuote from: Powerslave on February 10, 2008, 07:58:45 PMthat's a goddamn horrible haircut1.) its not a haircut2.) lets see your best first out of bed photowhat is it then
Quote from: warcock on February 11, 2008, 02:04:08 AMQuote from: CajoleJuice on February 10, 2008, 07:43:05 PMwar, you wanna switch lives? You'd fit in nicely on the South Shore of Long Island. I ran into four douchebags like that just the other night at 7-11. They didn't all have that haircut, but they were all 100% guidos anyway. They even were yelling lines from "My New Haircut" the whole time, without a shred of irony. I cant, guidos arent fond of non 100 percent italians. Im only 1/4 sicilian(smeered in moorish blood to boot), the rest of me is lebanese. I am not ready yet, my cover isnt perfect. I need to perfect the blowout, the tan and especially the facial hair elimination. Then the accent ... ahh soooo much work. I know plenty of guidos who aren't 100% Italian, hell some of the people in that infamous picture posted above don't even really look Italian. Cajole and I will help you get the Lawn Guyland accent down, it's really not that difficult to emulate.
(Image removed from quote.)
Quote from: Powerslave on February 11, 2008, 08:00:38 AMQuote from: abrader on February 10, 2008, 11:19:49 PMQuote from: Powerslave on February 10, 2008, 07:58:45 PMthat's a goddamn horrible haircut1.) its not a haircut2.) lets see your best first out of bed photowhat is it then1.) just woke up 30 seconds before2.) Someone opened the blinds3.) Someone took my picture as the sun makes me wanna hide because im too sleepy for that shytBut hey - im the guy who will post a fresh out of bed pic to be criticized by you, a guy who hasnt shown any pic
Me at our winter formal dance with mah date(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)My beard has gotten much longer since then.I am oh so skinny.
Fuck that, you have the best beard on Evilbore. Arby am cry.
Fuck that, you have the best peach fuzz on Evilbore. Arby am cry.
I like the short brunette girl. She's cute.
Why is your mustache a different color from the rest of your beard? Did you dye it?
(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.)
Your pics are always so good, cloud.
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 12, 2008, 02:04:22 PMYour pics are always so good, cloud. MEH. not my type despite her being really nice. Im more along CAJOLE JUICES lines kinda guy.
Quote from: warcock on February 12, 2008, 02:08:01 PMQuote from: CajoleJuice on February 12, 2008, 02:04:22 PMYour pics are always so good, cloud. MEH. not my type despite her being really nice. Im more along CAJOLE JUICES lines kinda guy.You REALLY need a date for Valentine's, huh? I was gonna shave, but since you like it so much...
post pics of your cats
they do some hilarious shit. get two cats and i guarantee you will have an endless source of entertainment.
Two cats don't always equal lulz, especially if you've had one for a couple years and then get another. Our first cat STILL hates the new one, which we've had for almost a year. The new cat is pretty young and constantly tries to play with the older, more moody one. I suppose the lulz come when the new cat gets smacked around by the older one :/And the new cat is in heat like every other week. We need to do something about that, her moans are pissing me off
chicks that smoke get poked
ok - mingle and party with these lasses if you must - but you seem to cosmetically have good DNA - not alot of that these days - dont mix it with the wrong eggs It is your responsibility to nature to use it properly.
Go for the brunette, she's by far the best looking in the picture, and if you say she's the coolest... the choice should be obvious. Though I have no idea what Cat Power and Animal Collective are... indie bands?
Hey cloud what kind of cat is the little one?
Quote from: Genghis Cohen on February 12, 2008, 11:52:34 PMchicks that smoke get poked QFTI'll get high with her. She doesn't smoke cigarettes though, right?
The two dudes are both like All-Ohio football players. I once went to a football game.
The brunette is the coolest. She lives on a farm and her parents are both like biologists or whatever. She listens to Cat Power and Animal Collective.
