OMG he's really real? Looks exactly as swarthy-pretty as I expected.
About once a year I try cutting my own hair and look like a messy aryan:
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Hair stylist did their best to fix it:
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And no, that's not my original Kermit shirt in the first pic. I lost the old one sometime after I moved to Santa Cruz like 8 years ago.