The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please)

[Mupepe]

The only colognes I like are Rocca IX and Polo Black.  I love those but I don't wear them often.  usually only when the wife and I go somewhere nice.

I sweat easily :'(

[The Fake Shemp]

Man, times must be tough in Mexico if these sex workers are still turning tricks.

[elektrikluv]

PD is going to hate sex

[Saint Cornelius]

I really do think PD is Kool Keith.

[The Fake Shemp]

I imagine Phoenix Dark will approach intercourse like that bit in The Naked Gun where they put on full-body condoms to have sex. When he finally loses his virginity, it'll look like a couple of those Intel Pentium suit guys fucking in a dark room.

[Phoenix Dark]

and I don't wear deodorant

And PD just bailed out

I was about to post something. Oh well, he's not a chick.

[Raban]

and I don't wear deodorant

And PD just bailed out

I was about to post something. Oh well, he's not a chick.

how can you not be attracted to the smell of a woman? it's in our DNA!

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unless you're homo

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[Phoenix Dark]

I like the smell of a woman, but that should be like perfumes and hair conditioner and food not butt sweat and shit like that.

[Raban]

I like the smell of a woman, but that should be like perfumes and hair conditioner not butt sweat and shit like that.

That's the smell of what a man thinks a woman should smell like.

Talkin' 'bout dem pheromones

[Phoenix Dark]

Oh. Well yea, those are cool too, but isn't that more of a mental thing anyway.

[etiolate]

nah you could probably pick out the smell of your girl's pillow from other girl's pillows

I am not sure how creepy that just sounded.

[BlueTsunami]

I hope the first time PD hits it from the back, the girl lets out a squeaker

[Raban]

Oh. Well yea, those are cool too, but isn't that more of a mental thing anyway.

scientifically proven that each person in this world has their own scent

smell is the strongest sense we have, baby, breathe that shit in

[Phoenix Dark]

Sort of like how you know how your grandma's house smells, regardless of perfumes/scents/etc

[BamYouHaveAids]

the perfect woman

[fistfulofmetal]

would like to see a normal shot instead of stupid poses.

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Diunx]

Dose lips

[fistfulofmetal]

name?

[Phoenix Dark]

Shawna Carter

[brawndolicious]

Oh. Well yea, those are cool too, but isn't that more of a mental thing anyway.

scientifically proven that each person in this world has their own scent
smell is the strongest sense we have, baby, breathe that shit in

That's not really true that there's that much variance in the smell of body odor.  But the way it works is that on your sixth chromosome, you have the genes that transcribe your skin proteins which dictate how you smell.

People prefer the smell of somebody who is most genetically different (to maximize reproductive success).  They proved this with a study where the guys had to wear a shirt for a couple days straight (no bathing of course) and then they saw how much another sample of women would rate the odor of each shirts and it did follow along that theory about preference for genetic variation.

BUT BUT BUT that doesn't mean that girls (or guys) like the smell of body odor.  It just that they will be less disgusted by your smelly ass depending on genetics.

the perfect woman

okay she looks really under age.

[fistfulofmetal]

the fuck kind of underage girls have you been gawkin' because she don't look like any i've ever seen.

[brawndolicious]

look above her neck.

[fistfulofmetal]

looks like any typical 20something chick. you're probably a closet pedo.

[Raban]

@ Bam's pics

DAT CHOCOLATE

[bork]

Diunx posted this in the Outside Link Thread.  Don't click the pictures if you're squeamish.   

WHAT IN THE FLYING HOLY FUCK!!!!

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http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e157/diunx/1268863299912.jpg
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e157/diunx/1268863350621.jpg
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e157/diunx/1268863382370.jpg

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[Raban]

I'm familiar with that artist. Loves the guro, he does.

[BamYouHaveAids]

look above her neck.

what is above her neck other then perfection? 

[Positive Touch]

oh MY GOD FUCK YOU DIUNX

jesus shitting christ i wanted to have sex tonight but now fuck no

how far gone do you have to be to think up some DISGUSTING shit like that

[Ganhyun]

holy shit wtf....

[Diunx]

oh MY GOD FUCK YOU DIUNX

jesus shitting christ i wanted to have sex tonight but now fuck no

See this is why I didn't post it here, this thread is for faping material.

[M3wThr33]

I prefer the furpie talk to the anime guro shit.

[brawndolicious]

So I remember a few pages back there was some discussion about how obnoxious it is that some fat girls try to say that they have a curvy body type when there are really girls who have an acceptable amount of body fat and should be considered curvy, and then somebody mentioned that thick is a different type of criteria for that I think.  Now the reason I though of it is because of this very fine ass:

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I'm sure many might recognize that as the lower body of Keyra Augustina.  I mean, I'm not sure if she should be considered curvy, or thick, or just bootylicious.  She has a big butt, but it's somehow proportional to her slim body.  Is it just beyond words?

[elektrikluv]

She's curvy or just 'bootylicious'. She has slim limbs, narrow waist/body etc and it's only her ass that's big so she's definitely not thick. Thick means to be, well thick, everywhere else. More chunkier with thicker legs and thighs, wider hips etc.

[fistfulofmetal]

i think the correct word you're trying to locate is "fat"

[Raban]

You know I love fat chicks, and there's this HOT fat chick in my programming class, but so far every fat chick I've met has a shit personality, including this one. I want to fuck a chubby girl, like BAD, but all their personalities are uglier than FUCK. I've met one awesome fat girl, and she worked for my dad for like 10 years so I practically grew up with her. Every other fat girl I've met is such a cunt.

[demi]

I dont think personality really matters if you're shoving your meatdog into their cunt

[fistfulofmetal]

 

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http://www.xvideos.com/video368233/melanie_jane_massage

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cant get over this scene. chick is smokin'. she's columbian i believe

[Phoenix Dark]

tried jacking off but the ad to the side is too distracting

 

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http://cdn.adultadvertising.net/ads/adult/340x235/340x235TDroller.jpg

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[fistfulofmetal]

go full screen?

[CajoleJuice]

i think the correct word you're trying to locate is "fat"

wait wait did you just call keyra augustina fat???

[elektrikluv]

i think the correct word you're trying to locate is "fat"

THIS is fat?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?



You are so unbelievably delusional its fucking unreal.

[brawndolicious]

I feel sorry for you fistful.  There's just no way I can see that you can believe she is not hot.

[CajoleJuice]

If anything, you could say she's too skinny.

[elektrikluv]

I feel sorry for you fistful.  There's just no way I can see that you can believe she is not hot.

See that's not even the problem. I understand that people just have different tastes and what the majority may find attractive, another may not. But to see someone who is clearly fucking skinny as hell,and to call them fat is just absolutely unbelievable.

[fistfulofmetal]

she was trying to think of a way to describe girls that are thick


i said. the word she's thinking of. is, fat.


keyra augustina is pretty hot. she's phat

[elektrikluv]

Thank god you're not that delusional.

[Powerslave]

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such a foxy lady     

[Diunx]

I love keyra, used to fap to her all the time during my teens

[WrikaWrek]

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http://www.xvideos.com/video368233/melanie_jane_massage

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cant get over this scene. chick is smokin'. she's columbian i believe

She's too good for porn. Universe has given us a free bone

[BlueTsunami]

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http://www.xvideos.com/video368233/melanie_jane_massage

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cant get over this scene. chick is smokin'. she's columbian i believe

South American chicas

[Raban]

Keyra's bomb. I remember everyone going apeshit over dat ass with her first video.

[Powerslave]

Please, you were still in your father's balls when that video came out.

[Raban]

Please, you were still in your father's balls when that video came out.

what you know about my father's balls?

[GilloD]

http://www.welcometointernet.org/flash/frankie-and-bloo.swf

Holy shit. Amazingly well produced for a Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends slash fic.

[etiolate]

hahaha

[Phoenix Dark]

holy fuck 

I'm so tempted to send that to (grown) fans of the show, but I won't

[Raban]

http://www.welcometointernet.org/flash/frankie-and-bloo.swf

Holy shit. Amazingly well produced for a Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends slash fic.

All of this guy's hentai parodies are fucking hilarious. This one's gotta be the best
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/501216

[Vizzys]

zone has way too much time on his hands

[Raban]

zone has way too much time on his hands

he's got a lot of something else on his hands too