Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3634815 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3660 on:** March 04, 2012, 04:19:33 PM »

Munn looks like the type of chick who'll actively try to make you explode early. I'm lovin it

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3661 on:** March 04, 2012, 04:32:19 PM »

Kristen Bell ya, o god ya

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3662 on:** March 04, 2012, 04:57:12 PM »

yeah apparently she captions a lot of her pictures that she posts on twitter. she's fucking cray cray

brob · « **Reply #3663 on:** March 04, 2012, 04:58:19 PM »

marriageable stock

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3664 on:** March 04, 2012, 04:59:00 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 04, 2012, 04:53:26 PM

I can't say I've ever had a girl send me nudes on her cell phone that she had already captioned in photoshop.

I think Munn is self aware enough to do something like that but yeah a little odd

But Munn is the right kind of crazy (butt secks and choking)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3665 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:04:41 PM »

wait the captions were hers omg hot

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3666 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:19:53 PM »

Christina Hendricks oh man. She needs a black man in here life

demi · « **Reply #3667 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:21:18 PM »

PD do you like this vid

http://efukt.com/20930_HURRY_UP_and_CUM!.html

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3668 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:33:58 PM »

Saw that ages ago, not a fan. Pain shit= $:-\$

I would have just been like ok, you get on top or suck my dick if I'm hurting you, girl. Then we can go to Taco Bell and shake it off

demi · « **Reply #3669 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:45:14 PM »

lol. she clearly wasnt in pain. biting pillows and shit.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3670 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:46:24 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 04, 2012, 04:59:00 PM

Quote from: The Business on March 04, 2012, 04:53:26 PM
I can't say I've ever had a girl send me nudes on her cell phone that she had already captioned in photoshop.

I think Munn is self aware enough to do something like that but yeah a little odd

But Munn is the right kind of crazy (butt secks and choking)

I'm hoping to get more out of this. Penetration shots nao plz

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3671 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:47:15 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 04, 2012, 04:57:12 PM

yeah apparently she captions a lot of her pictures that she posts on twitter. she's fucking cray cray

I don't know who this Chris is but I'm jealous of him!

demi · « **Reply #3672 on:** March 04, 2012, 05:56:16 PM »

He's fucking Captain Kirk, bitch.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3673 on:** March 04, 2012, 07:23:52 PM »

For Father Mike's eyes only:
http://www.xhamster.com/movies/830952/buceta_inchada_huge_puffy_fat_pussy.html

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #3674 on:** March 04, 2012, 07:27:47 PM »

Wish Munn's career would bomb so that she can become the pornstar that she was born to be. Btw, I really don't know what she does.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3675 on:** March 04, 2012, 07:28:58 PM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on March 04, 2012, 07:27:47 PM

Wish Munn's career would bomb so that she can become the pornstar that she was born to be. Btw, I really don't know what she does.

I think, model first, then nerd messiah, failed Daily show correspondent and now I don't know. If there ever was a correct startup point for a porn career this would be it.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #3676 on:** March 04, 2012, 07:31:47 PM »

Munn seems insatiable. Bet she'd start doing DPs and gangbangs after 30 flicks or so.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3677 on:** March 04, 2012, 07:34:59 PM »

Yea, Munn looks like a porn star. She seems to be making good money with Hollywood roles and banging directors.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #3678 on:** March 04, 2012, 08:30:33 PM »

Christina Hendricks looks better!

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #3679 on:** March 04, 2012, 10:48:56 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on March 02, 2012, 06:20:33 PM

Maybe as a follow-up to the "Apologize for Serial Killers as if they were WWE superstars" we should have a "Review Pornos as if they were French New Wave films" thread.

fuck why hasn't anybody started this thread yet

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3680 on:** March 04, 2012, 10:56:45 PM »

oh man. so much right clicking. SO MUCH.

Beezy · « **Reply #3681 on:** March 04, 2012, 10:58:03 PM »

So happy that Hendricks boobs do not disappoint.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3682 on:** March 04, 2012, 10:59:27 PM »

Ya I always fear big titty girls having gross nipples

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3683 on:** March 04, 2012, 11:03:12 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on March 04, 2012, 10:58:03 PM

So happy that Hendricks boobs do not disappoint.

FACT. Those things are... I'm really not sure words do them justice.

Also, the next girl I'm involved with I apparently need to encourage to send me nekkid pix, since apparently ALL GIRLS CAN BE ENCOURAGED TO DO THIS NO MATTER THEIR LEVEL OF CELEBRITY. Thank God for women and their gullibility. Also, TITS.

Broseidon · « **Reply #3684 on:** March 04, 2012, 11:05:40 PM »

I knew a girl who had tits like Hendricks'.

So good

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3685 on:** March 04, 2012, 11:06:40 PM »

Her boobs are amazing. And the fact that she's freaky only legitimizes the fantasies I've been having for YEARS. We were right, brehs

hopefully we get some nice ass shots soon. I just might die

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3686 on:** March 04, 2012, 11:22:17 PM »

Yeah, I want MOAR HENDRICKS

Also, was that only like 1 Silverman pic? I'm sure her boobs are saggy but I still want more of her. I'm vaguely frightened of Munn, although of course obviously WOULD.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3687 on:** March 04, 2012, 11:49:55 PM »

dude I'm telling you, Munn looks like she'd bite your dick during a blowjob.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3688 on:** March 04, 2012, 11:56:39 PM »

Yeah. After reading those captions, I think she's probably into violence too. Not really my kind of thing. $:-\$

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #3689 on:** March 05, 2012, 12:03:23 AM »

Munn and I would totally click. I already fuck like a pornstar.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3690 on:** March 05, 2012, 12:04:17 AM »

I don't think Munn would let me choke her, I have small hands. Maybe what I lack in palm span I make up in forearm strength, I don't know.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #3691 on:** March 05, 2012, 12:07:43 AM »

Just pull her hair then. Bet she'll love it.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3692 on:** March 05, 2012, 12:24:20 AM »

I'm down with that. That fine textured Asian hair probably feels like satin reins. Lawdy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3693 on:** March 05, 2012, 12:26:46 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 05, 2012, 12:04:17 AM

I don't think Munn would let me choke her, I have small hands. Maybe what I lack in palm span I make up in forearm strength, I don't know.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3694 on:** March 05, 2012, 12:58:35 AM »

He's who exactly came to mind when I was posting that

In my defense I'm like 5'4 (not really a defense but whatevs)

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #3695 on:** March 05, 2012, 01:00:37 AM »

small hands are great for anal fisting

bet Munn would love that too

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3696 on:** March 05, 2012, 01:02:48 AM »

Munn's probably into crazy shit I've only ever had nightmares about, like stump-fucking amputees and shit.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #3697 on:** March 05, 2012, 11:23:04 AM »

Oh my god, Christina Hendricks' tits

COMPLETELY

met my expectations. And possibly exceeded them.

brob · « **Reply #3698 on:** March 05, 2012, 02:58:39 PM »

...and my opinion of munn plummets back down.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3699 on:** March 05, 2012, 03:04:49 PM »

Reb · « **Reply #3700 on:** March 05, 2012, 03:35:21 PM »

Link is dead.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3701 on:** March 05, 2012, 03:43:12 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 05, 2012, 02:51:34 PM

The Superficial is reporting both Hendricks' and Munn's nudes are fakes.

This is the second time you've ruined my e-sex life this year.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #3702 on:** March 05, 2012, 04:15:34 PM »

Quote from: The Business on March 05, 2012, 02:51:34 PM

The Superficial is reporting both Hendricks' and Munn's nudes are fakes.

I'm reporting that The Superficial can both die in a fire and burn in hell.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3703 on:** March 05, 2012, 04:16:58 PM »

Uh, they're not fake. The metadata from both pictures matches the exact metadata of the others.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #3704 on:** March 05, 2012, 04:17:42 PM »

CSI BrandNew

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #3705 on:** March 05, 2012, 04:47:33 PM »

don't fuck with me and my sleuthing when it comes to nudies

chronovore · « **Reply #3706 on:** March 05, 2012, 05:08:17 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on March 05, 2012, 04:16:58 PM

Uh, they're not fake. The metadata from both pictures matches the exact metadata of the others.

RU SIRIUS?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3707 on:** March 05, 2012, 05:08:51 PM »

bn

DEM TITTAYS

Mupepe · « **Reply #3708 on:** March 05, 2012, 05:36:34 PM »

can someone rehost and link up? the link is dead. PLEASE!!

demi · « **Reply #3709 on:** March 05, 2012, 06:24:54 PM »

Joe did you finally get to use your Tenga Egg on Hendricks boobs?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3710 on:** March 05, 2012, 06:48:57 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 05, 2012, 05:36:34 PM

can someone rehost and link up? the link is dead. PLEASE!!

pm me your email address and i'll email them to you, don't want to fuck with hosting them. which ones do you want, all of them or just the hendricks ones?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #3711 on:** March 05, 2012, 08:08:44 PM »

So what's the EB consensus on Hendrick's titties? All natural or enhanced?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3712 on:** March 05, 2012, 08:09:34 PM »

Those things are natural. Maybe she ate a bunch of hormones or got bit by a radioactive bewb, but those aren't implants.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3713 on:** March 05, 2012, 08:09:49 PM »

All natural. She's a big healthy girl

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #3714 on:** March 05, 2012, 08:22:33 PM »

She's blessed with crazy good genes then. My ex with the biggest rack (her most commonly noticed feature) was still about 10-15% smaller.

I sure hope those pics are real. Renee Olstead needs more competition for the best celeb nudies of all time.