Brilliant deductions
docteurs Ordinaire, if you'd read the patient history instead of rushing to write
op-eds on the Jean Lanfray case you would have seen that last night the patient consumed whole grain lavash before bed so that he would, oh this is good, "Have the energy to write his daily sonnet for his unrequited true love," aww that's so disgustingly pathetic, yet still woke to go pee pee. Whole grain, that's one of those carbohydrate things right? Patient presents with insomnia and nocturia, what's the differential diagnosis... go.
No recent dietary changes but the patient has experienced rapid weight loss since switching to a hybrid vegetarian / vegan diet this year. What if there was a fat soluble toxin from the good old flesh consuming days the patient was releasing during beddy-bye?
Patient has a history of mental illness so we can't rule out psychosomatic presentation as dull as that may be.
Endocrine issues fits, patient has family herstory but the patient also had a recent full blood work up done. Diabetes can be excluded for similar reasons.
Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to tell I.P. Freely that he's crazy.
