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[Raist]

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[Rahxephon91]

I tried with u


What possible reason did you have for swiping right on 127 girls you weren't attracted to at all?

I mean I already said why. I swipe right on everything just to see what I can get. Otherwise I would never match with anything. Like the girls Atra matched with. If I wasn't trying to swipe right on everything I would of course still swipe right on girls who look like that, but for sure would never match with them, because like I said before I'm not actually ok looking.

Only gay men would say I'm a 7 and hell men are the only people whoever say I'm not ugly. Shows how much they know. That's my point. I have actuall proof thanks to tinder that I'm pretty unatractive.

Like the 2/10 Himu posted. She's very attractive. That kind of girl would never match with me. It has nothing to do with ridiculous standards. I don't have that. My taste are pretty simple and not at all out there, but I can even attain that. I mean again I've posted girls that I find attractive and there was nothing modelesque about them.

I don't have ridiculous standards at all.

[Himu]

Ok. Post the pics of the last 6 girls you've matched with.

[CatsCatsCats]

Fuck it, send me your log in info and I'll unmatch every profile I wouldn't put it in when I get a chance

But just so you know, you being out to prove how unattractive you are is WAY more unattractive than looks could ever be.

[Himu]

Only gay men would say I'm a 7 and hell men are the only people whoever say I'm not ugly. Shows how much they know. That's my point. I have actuall proof thanks to tinder that I'm pretty unatractive.

Thanks for calling me a gay man I guess.

Okay then. Tell me what women find attractive. Has a woman explicitly told you that you're ugly?

I'm going to send your fb profile to straight women I know. And I know a lot of straight women. I'm going to ask them what they think of you and they are going to rate. I'll post back the results. No trans women because apparently that quantifies being a gay man.

[I'm a Puppy!]

I admit it. I'd do unspeakable things to Rebel Wilson.

[Himu]

Sent your fb profile to 5 straight cis women so they can rate your looks.

Already got a reply back.

"He is ok looking I'll give him 7 "

Got to love someone who isn't even attracted to men telling you what is and isn't attractive. The nerve.

[Atramental]

Could you send my tinder pics to those straight women as well? 

[I'm a Puppy!]

These last couple pages feels like one of those moments where you're getting all this cool Walter White stuff and then suddenly you gotta deal with Skyler shit for 3 episodes.

[benjipwns]

These last couple pages feel like one of those moments in The Wire Season 2 where things had been building nicely with the Avon/Stringer and Greek mob subplots, but then we'd suddenly get an extended shitty scene with Ziggy Sobotka to ruin the episode.

Are you suggesting someone is going to pull out their dick?

[Himu]

Real talk, Rah. Even if you don't want my advice apparently as a "gay dude", as someone who is attracted to and dated men, I can tell you 100% that you're not ugly. You're okay/on the cute-ish side. This does not mean ugly. What's ugly is how you handle conversation. I put myself in the shoes of the girl whose convo you showed the other day and it would have gone from "he's kinda cute" to "red flags" the second you said "did you actually mean to swipe right?"

Note that okay/kinda cute does not mean "hot". Hot takes work, okay/kinda cute can get you laid.

[Himu]

The scale goes like this:

1 - Ew. Neckbeard status.
5 - Average.
10 - Fuck me now.

You are at 7, which means you're above average in looks, but not fuck me now category, but definitely fuckable. This is where most men are at which means it takes work. Very few people are in the fuck me now slot, and unless you're Idris Elba or a young Marlon Brando you are not that in that category. But it feels like you're down on yourself because you're not in that category when most people aren't to begin with.

The hottest guy at The Bore is probably Boogie or Business or Mupepe.

[Atramental]

So am I a 7? I must know. For science. 

[Rufus]

You're not ugly and you own your male pattern baldness instead of awkwardly denying it which I'm going to assume is a net gain.

[Himu]

Atra:

I think you are a 6. I think with more muscle bulk you could be an 8. Some other girl might rate you a 7.

Your baldness shows physical confidence. With muscles you would look like a total boss. And potentially be someone's 9.

[Himu]

The hottest guy at The Bore is probably Boogie or Business or Mupepe.

Probably El Babua if we're being honest.

Pics

[CatsCatsCats]

Not toku?

[Huff]

to be fair to rahx, hes in the CHI area, and its extremely possibly to get 100+ matches with relatively unattractive people by constantly right swiping in big cities.

I don't recommend keeping them as matches though, if I'm ever drunk auto-swiping, I'll delete matches I know I wont message to clean up the app.

[Huff]

Also (maybe a little premature) but I deleted all my dating apps 

[Atramental]

Atra:

I think you are a 6.

I think with more muscle bulk you could be an 8. Some other girl might rate you a 7.

Your baldness shows physical confidence. With muscles you would look like a total boss. And potentially be someone's 9.

Welp. Time to get huge. That's basically my goal for 2018 to 2020. 


edit: And I still want to know what those cis straight women think.

[benjipwns]

The scale goes like this:

1 - Ew. Neckbeard status.
5 - Average.
10 - Fuck me now.

Video game reviews score scale or...

[Rahxephon91]

The scale goes like this:

1 - Ew. Neckbeard status.
5 - Average.
10 - Fuck me now.

Video game reviews score scale or...

Basicly. So it's a pretty pointless scale. Everyone is apprantly ok looking.

[Atramental]

But you also have to factor in that some people hate RTS games (even if they scored a 9) and love FPS games that score a 7.

[Himu]

More ratings of rah from cis straight women.

Her: So his main pic looks really good but his other ones are kinda ehhhh. still above average looks tho I'd say. but I'm all about subjectivity and not everyone has the same type. *shrug* and I'm glad you're safe 🙂

Me: Completely agreed and thanks. I'm telling him he's not ugly. He's SOMEONE'S type but nope. "I'm ugly" it's really unattractive, girl.

Her: yeah for real. like, can't tell if low self-confidence or fishing for compliments >_> but either way its offputting. hopefully he's just having a rough patch. It happens to us all! dating is hard yo

The scale goes like this:

1 - Ew. Neckbeard status.
5 - Average.
10 - Fuck me now.

Video game reviews score scale or...

Fuck no lol

[Himu]

Atra post your pics so I can save them on my phone and ask

[Himu]

The scale goes like this:

1 - Ew. Neckbeard status.
5 - Average.
10 - Fuck me now.

Video game reviews score scale or...

Basicly. So it's a pretty pointless scale. Everyone is apprantly ok looking.

That's not what I said.

[Atramental]

Atra post your pics so I can save them on my phone and ask

there yah go

[Himu]

Work profile shot is easily the best and is a 7.

[Himu]

Same girl as the last girl on Atra:

"He's cute."

[Himu]

Seriously Atra, start lifting. It's a bald man right of passage.

This guy is a 9.



 Sploosh.

[TakingBackSunday]

muscles that big

[Atramental]

Hellls yah. A cute single mom in Asheville. 

[Himu]

Atra

From a latino single mom:

"I'm not into bald guys, I'm into thugs lol"

[CatsCatsCats]

Turn over your Tinder profile to Cats, and I guarantee in a week he'll have you in a position where you've got multiple dates lined up and the only thing standing between you and plunging your engorged member into the depths of multiple supple vaginal openings will be your own ability to execute on those dates.

I would need to get a pretty good VPN app so he wouldn't appear thousands of miles away 🤔


Rahx sent me his info, having difficulty figuring out how to get tinder to "forget" me atm

[CatsCatsCats]

Maybe if it spoofs your location throughout the phone and works for iOS

I somehow linked my Facebook so hard it doesn't even throw to the app when I go to login with Facebook. I feel like an old man who technology has left behind and I just want to judge some chitown uggos

[CatsCatsCats]

Password you gave me didn't work for fb Rahx, worried I might have locked you out

[Valkyrie]

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Hellls yah. A cute single mom in Asheville. 

"How can I help you?" Wat.

Should've asked her how her day going is instead.

[CatsCatsCats]

Think I need to move to where Atra is, he's gettin all da hotties.

Rahx, for reference, Atra is killing it compared to me as well

[Rahxephon91]

Ok. Post the pics of the last 6 girls you've matched with.

Ok.

https://imgur.com/a/m6Ec4

Only gay men would say I'm a 7 and hell men are the only people whoever say I'm not ugly. Shows how much they know. That's my point. I have actuall proof thanks to tinder that I'm pretty unatractive.

Thanks for calling me a gay man I guess.

Okay then. Tell me what women find attractive. Has a woman explicitly told you that you're ugly?

I didn't mean to be offensive. I just don't have any real experience with trans people honestly. So I don't know what to think about it. Other then obviously trying to respect the person's wishes first and foremost.

I guess I don't know what women find attractive, but I see women that I find attractive and typically they like more manly looking men. Not so short, not so skinny. Good hair that's stylized and not balding. Mostly white or latino. Good arms. Built in the chess I guess. Athletic. Has cool hobbies. Knows tools, cars. I don't know, is an actual man. Someone who has experience and knows how to actually handle women.

Sent your fb profile to 5 straight cis women so they can rate your looks.

Already got a reply back.

"He is ok looking I'll give him 7 "

Basically meh. So really average and probably wouldn't approach or want to be approached.

Real talk, Rah. Even if you don't want my advice apparently as a "gay dude", as someone who is attracted to and dated men, I can tell you 100% that you're not ugly. You're okay/on the cute-ish side.

And as someone who is actually me I can tell you this isn't actually reality. If I was I wouldn't have a hard time. I know what good looking guys go through. My friends are good looking guys. Women approach them. Women show interests in them. Women smile at them. Women want them to talk to them. Women talk about them. I don't get that even before I open my mouth.

Note that okay/kinda cute does not mean "hot". Hot takes work, okay/kinda cute can get you laid.

Apparently not.

Her: So his main pic looks really good but his other ones are kinda ehhhh. still above average looks tho I'd say. but I'm all about subjectivity and not everyone has the same type. *shrug* and I'm glad you're safe 🙂

Me: Completely agreed and thanks. I'm telling him he's not ugly. He's SOMEONE'S type but nope. "I'm ugly" it's really unattractive, girl.

Her: yeah for real. like, can't tell if low self-confidence or fishing for compliments >_> but either way its offputting. hopefully he's just having a rough patch. It happens to us all! dating is hard yo

Basically this just means "I don't find him attractive, but I guess someone will eventually." It's just a nice way of saying nope.

Yeah wow someone eventually will like me. Eventually and I guess I'll be happy if it's just one while everyone else has had sex and relationships tons of times.

[Rahxephon91]

My original theory on Rahxephon, posted way back, is that he's watched so much porn that his brain has been effectively rewired.  I guess it must be due to racism if a girl who has basketball sized silicone tits and bangs like shithouse doors in the wind doesn't want to match with him

I think I have over 2tbs of porn.

[Atramental]

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Hellls yah. A cute single mom in Asheville. 

"How can I help you?" Wat.

Should've asked her how her day going is instead.

Trust me... that doesn't work. That was my opener for a while (a lot of guy's use that opener apparently) and after not getting any responses with it I abandoned it.

What would make sense in a normal convo doesn't make sense in tinder land.

[Himu]

Another woman chimed in on Rahx:

She's pretty much my sister. She trains bjj and we talk every day. She's half Latino half white.

"I don't think he is ugly-not my cup of tea but I think a 7 is fair. Looks like a sensitive male-I prefer my guys a little rough. I can see why the gay guys would go for him.

How are you today?"

[Beezy]

to be fair to rahx, hes in the CHI area, and its extremely possibly to get 100+ matches with relatively unattractive people by constantly right swiping in big cities.

I live in NYC and it hasn't worked for me. A decent amount of women have been attracted to me in real life though even when I was much less confident, so it doesn't bother me. I just thought it would be easier to get pussy regularly with these dating apps.

[CatsCatsCats]

Damara is p cute

[CatsCatsCats]

Got onto Rahx's tinder -- breh be lying there's cuties and he even got a cuties number


But he is right, there's a lot of riff raff in these matches

[benjipwns]

like on one hard drive at a time or in total stored in the archives on protected dvd-r's

[fistfulofmetal]

None of those girls are ugly. You're just too deluded and willing to buy into your own self-sabotage to see past it.

[Huff]

to be fair to rahx, hes in the CHI area, and its extremely possibly to get 100+ matches with relatively unattractive people by constantly right swiping in big cities.

I live in NYC and it hasn't worked for me. A decent amount of women have been attracted to me in real life though even when I was much less confident, so it doesn't bother me. I just thought it would be easier to get pussy regularly with these dating apps.

I mean - literally right swiping everyone without looking/caring. Easy to get matches with people you would never want to have sex with.

Got like 300 matches in DC one weekend a couple years when I had a program autoswipe  for me (before there were limits on daily swiping). I maybe only send messages to 10-15 and deleted the rest

[Valkyrie]

That probably WOULD work for Valkyrie, given all the Thursty Specialists out there.

What is this even supposed to mean

I don't use dating apps, so whatever you think may or may not work for me even I can't say. I just said that because Atra made it sound like customer service.

[TakingBackSunday]

If you swipe right on everyone, you are bound to get people you aren't attracted to.

also queen what would you rate me as 

[CatsCatsCats]

If you swipe right on everyone, you are bound to get people you aren't attracted to.

also queen what would you rate me as 

Vain/10

[benjipwns]

I just said that because Atra made it sound like customer service.

It is

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[CatsCatsCats]

Rahx, quick go through if girls on your tinder I would try to smang from left to right on your matches :


Natalie
Taylor (maybe)
Damara
Jasmine
Hope (!!!)
Bianca
Sandra
Jennifer
Twila

Gotta go eat dinner now maybe will look more later

[Valkyrie]

Ah I see. Sorry, I'm tired as shit today. Was more going on what I'd rather hear than say.

But girls are different anyway and he seems to be getting matches just fine so I probably shouldn't interfere.

 

[Raist]

The scale goes like this:

1 - Ew. Neckbeard status.
5 - Average.
10 - Fuck me now.

Video game reviews score scale or...

No that would be
1-8. Ewwww. Gross
8-9. You can get me a drink. I guess.
10. Fine you can hold my hand.
11/10 GOTY. OK maybe I'm DTF.

[Atramental]

Rahx, quick go through if girls on your tinder I would try to smang from left to right on your matches :


Natalie
Taylor (maybe)
Damara
Jasmine
Hope (!!!)
Bianca
Sandra
Jennifer
Twila

Gotta go eat dinner now maybe will look more later

Wait. Can I see these girls Rahx? I want to weigh in on this as well. 

[TakingBackSunday]

If you swipe right on everyone, you are bound to get people you aren't attracted to.

also queen what would you rate me as 

Vain/10

goddamit

[CatsCatsCats]

Rahx, this one



I would be excited about

[Raist]

Well, if you can reach anything beyond those 64 layers of makeup that is.

[benjipwns]

correctional officer