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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3420 on: February 09, 2020, 08:16:38 AM »
big jord getting fucked for a month off one cider is still the softest shit i've ever seen or read, and I sometimes read reset era  :neogaf
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3421 on: February 09, 2020, 08:51:04 AM »
Oh man that Larry King call in the middle of Rubin's show is amazing.
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« Reply #3424 on: February 09, 2020, 03:35:19 PM »
first thing I see is he retweeted this on his twitter  :lol
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3425 on: February 09, 2020, 07:02:22 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3426 on: February 09, 2020, 11:48:44 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3428 on: February 10, 2020, 02:20:53 AM »
He was apologizing for the movie Dark Phoenix.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3429 on: February 10, 2020, 02:25:06 AM »
He was apologizing for the movie Dark Phoenix.
He'd have to walk through a shame parade the length of the great wall

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3430 on: February 10, 2020, 02:48:33 AM »


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« Reply #3431 on: February 10, 2020, 11:04:28 AM »
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« Reply #3432 on: February 10, 2020, 11:35:27 AM »
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« Reply #3433 on: February 10, 2020, 11:42:37 AM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3434 on: February 10, 2020, 12:31:28 PM »
Show me these tits so I can see if I'm willing to deal with a Nazi iq

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« Reply #3436 on: February 10, 2020, 05:26:14 PM »

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« Reply #3437 on: February 11, 2020, 12:21:55 AM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3438 on: February 11, 2020, 12:52:19 AM »
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« Reply #3439 on: February 11, 2020, 05:03:07 PM »
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« Reply #3440 on: February 11, 2020, 05:58:25 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3441 on: February 12, 2020, 03:35:36 AM »
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I thought he was like a former high school football coach or something who got into this. Not a failed construction management major.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3442 on: February 12, 2020, 04:52:16 AM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3443 on: February 12, 2020, 10:17:08 AM »
“I made a ton of money in the housing market before the bubble burst, let me tell you how!”
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
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« Reply #3445 on: February 12, 2020, 02:57:55 PM »
sustainable diamonds  :lol

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3446 on: February 12, 2020, 03:05:57 PM »
Is that code for lab made diamonds?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3447 on: February 12, 2020, 04:32:26 PM »
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Lead by example and go fuck a 350 pound legless, bitter, abusive woman then ?
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« Reply #3448 on: February 12, 2020, 04:38:49 PM »
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« Reply #3449 on: February 12, 2020, 05:04:40 PM »
Machiavelli avatar has to be Greek Statue Guy levs
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3451 on: February 12, 2020, 10:15:00 PM »
it's going to be awkward and then Trump would break the awkwardness by kissing them both

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3452 on: February 13, 2020, 08:56:10 AM »
Trump would take one look at them and go “ugh” and move on and then Pete and his husband would start high-fiving each other and laughing and yelling “hell yeah nicca, bigotry worked out for once, we got the whole debate stage to ourselves!”
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3453 on: February 13, 2020, 09:14:05 AM »
It's going to be great when dimbaugh is dead.  :cac
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3454 on: February 13, 2020, 09:22:05 AM »
There's nothing more manly than loving a big, strong man and kissing him all the time.
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« Reply #3455 on: February 13, 2020, 12:08:45 PM »
Which gay slur will Trump call Pete:


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3456 on: February 13, 2020, 12:13:08 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3457 on: February 13, 2020, 12:30:50 PM »
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« Reply #3458 on: February 13, 2020, 12:41:07 PM »
power bottom pete  :dobbs
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« Reply #3459 on: February 13, 2020, 01:32:08 PM »
Trump would take one look at them and go “ugh” and move on and then Pete and his husband would start high-fiving each other and laughing and yelling “hell yeah nicca, bigotry worked out for once, we got the whole debate stage to ourselves!”

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3460 on: February 13, 2020, 04:00:47 PM »
the lobsters have been quite unhappy that their daddy has been labeled a filthy 'drug addict' by the postmodern neomarxist media. they insist that his dependence on drugs is 'physical' not 'mental'. but if jorp going on benzos and getting addicted because of depression resulting from the news that his wife got cancer is perfectly kosher, how is that any different from any non-jorp person who gets addicted to some drug due to being depressed about something that may be bothering them in their own lives?

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« Reply #3461 on: February 13, 2020, 04:01:32 PM »
also, too:


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« Reply #3462 on: February 13, 2020, 04:04:22 PM »
I thought he got addicted because he knew he couldn't run the grift forever and would eventually be exposed as the fraud he is.  :huh
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3464 on: February 13, 2020, 05:32:17 PM »
But I thought the meat diet cured him of his mystery disease

right? i thought all his problems were solved thanks to the magic of meat

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3465 on: February 13, 2020, 05:34:39 PM »
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« Reply #3467 on: February 13, 2020, 08:07:54 PM »
Of course you’d say that, you have the brainpan of a stage coach tilter  ::)

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« Reply #3468 on: February 14, 2020, 12:56:00 AM »
Which gay slur will Trump call Pete:


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3469 on: February 14, 2020, 06:49:56 PM »
just found out anna khachiyan is a regular normal-one-haver on her own subreddit.
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nothing scandalous or anything we didnt know already, just felt weird stumbling on. millenial tings, amiright?

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« Reply #3470 on: February 14, 2020, 06:56:28 PM »
dasha also used to post on the reg but after she cheated on adam had some life hiccups she stopped posting
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« Reply #3471 on: February 14, 2020, 07:08:05 PM »
red scare + fans seem to me like the plastics table in the left podcast cafeteria. how much of this crystal ball holds water and how much is it jake’s latent sexism?

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« Reply #3472 on: February 14, 2020, 07:18:50 PM »
dasha also used to post on the reg but after she cheated on adam had some life hiccups she stopped posting

She's been posting a bit more lately, less active than Anna.
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« Reply #3473 on: February 14, 2020, 07:19:05 PM »
red scare + fans seem to me like the plastics table in the left podcast cafeteria. how much of this crystal ball holds water and how much is it jake’s latent sexism?(Image removed from quote.)

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« Reply #3474 on: February 14, 2020, 11:52:16 PM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #3476 on: February 15, 2020, 12:27:28 AM »
https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/1227067007067017217

when your centrist candidate's policies are so bad for minorities the fucking nazis pile on :rofl :rofl :rofl

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« Reply #3477 on: February 15, 2020, 01:13:47 AM »
just found out anna khachiyan is a regular normal-one-haver on her own subreddit.
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I’ve never claimed to be anything else. I like aesthetics and I like psychology; politics is just a channel of expression. I’m way more interested in the prepolitical than the political.

nothing scandalous or anything we didnt know already, just felt weird stumbling on. millenial tings, amiright?

she's such a contrarian nimrod

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« Reply #3478 on: February 15, 2020, 01:14:58 AM »
https://twitter.com/TheLetterhack/status/1228469538964025344

 :mindblown

this was awfully cringe when people got tattoos of jorpy and sam harris. it's still awfully cringe now as well

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« Reply #3479 on: February 15, 2020, 02:59:56 AM »
https://twitter.com/RichardBSpencer/status/1227067007067017217

when your centrist candidate's policies are so bad for minorities the fucking nazis pile on :rofl :rofl :rofl

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