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x-blades
« on: April 11, 2009, 03:27:46 PM »
anyone play this? the review i read said the combat system is surprisingly good...that alone is reason enough to give it a shot if you like 3rd person action games.  i don't think there's a demo, at least not on ps3.  i also haven't seen it at my blockbuster because it's probably too small of a game...
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Re: x-blades
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 03:29:33 PM »
The videos looked awful and even the typical GameFAQqer responses weren't so hot when it came out.  Basically described it as a bad DMC clone with its selling point being the western-animu chick.  Better to wait for Bayonetta, me thinks.

EDIT: Hmm, people seem more favorable about it now.  Basically sounds like a 7/10 game that's ultra-repetitive and gets a bit better the more you play it.  Definitely sounds like the kind of game to rent or wait for bomba price drop on.
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Re: x-blades
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 03:36:16 PM »
only dave halverson liked it. that should tell you something right there.
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Re: x-blades
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2009, 03:41:25 PM »
The videos looked awful and even the typical GameFAQqer responses weren't so hot when it came out.  Basically described it as a bad DMC clone with its selling point being the western-animu chick.  Better to wait for Bayonetta, me thinks.

EDIT: Hmm, people seem more favorable about it now.  Basically sounds like a 7/10 game that's ultra-repetitive and gets a bit better the more you play it.  Definitely sounds like the kind of game to rent or wait for bomba price drop on.

that's pretty much what i remember reading about it (your edit) + fun combat system...it sounds like a solid rental, but BB doesn't have it.  prices on ebay range from $30-35 for a used copy...not too bad
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« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2009, 03:44:21 PM »
I see the price has dropped to $45 new ($50 USED, lol) at Gamestop.

Prole's comment has me scared to want to check it out though.  I bet the game's better than Golden Axe Beast Rider though.

If you can tolerate the reviewer's voice, this seems like a pretty honest take on it.
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Re: x-blades
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2009, 03:47:27 PM »
:rofl

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Re: x-blades
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2009, 03:53:00 PM »
Two more
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So it's definitely a 6-7/10 game.  I like the arcade hack n' slash genre, but I'm afraid to try this after Golden Axe.  Plus the description of "Paris Hilton: Treasure Hunter" for the main character pops up in more than one description of the game. 

...Or is it?
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Descructoid really makes it sound not worth it.
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Re: x-blades
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2009, 04:01:03 PM »
Judging from the demo, X-blades is pretty terrible. 

It's like one of those early Xbox 1 games with gaudy anime art because they were designed to look like Japanese games yet they weren't actually made by Japanese devs. 

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Re: x-blades
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2009, 04:05:54 PM »
What's the demo on, PC?

I think the last line (cut scene from the game) from the GT review seems to sum it up best- "GO AWAY, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE."   :lol

Normally I'd go waste cash trying this, but Golden Axe pretty much scarred me for life.
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Re: x-blades
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2009, 04:11:01 PM »
Yeah, PC. 

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Re: x-blades
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2009, 04:15:17 PM »
All three versions have an average of about 50% at GameRankings.

And I played a little bit of it at my friends house and it was really bad.
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Re: x-blades
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2009, 04:17:40 PM »
What's up with crap like X-blades and Rise of the Argonauts?  They seriously look worse than God of War. 

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« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2009, 04:27:38 PM »
X-Blades was apparently developed in MOTHER RUSSIA by people who made some animu-Paris Hilton and then decided to try and craft a game around it.

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Re: x-blades
« Reply #13 on: April 11, 2009, 04:28:19 PM »
:drool Ryan
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« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2009, 04:29:26 PM »
Is Ryan the guy on the left?  Cuz "Demi" was the first thing I thought of when I saw that pic.   :lol
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Re: x-blades
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2009, 04:30:23 PM »
He is so hot
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Re: x-blades
« Reply #16 on: April 11, 2009, 04:43:17 PM »
i'm prepared to take one for the team and give this game a shot...
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Re: x-blades
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2009, 05:11:49 PM »
If you got a capable PC, try the demo, or at least wait for a bigger price drop!
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Re: x-blades
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2009, 08:22:49 PM »
who said the combat was good?   Was it Play by any chance?
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Re: x-blades
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2009, 08:46:44 PM »
Sharkey over at 1up hated this game, one of my coworkers declared it to be terrible with a shit camera that tends to go under the floor when you're locked onto enemies.
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I kind of want to try it anyway.  :shh
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Re: x-blades
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2009, 02:48:03 AM »
I just finished the demo. The combat is way too loose to actually feel like you are in control, but it's kind of a fun hack-n-slash.

Also, my PC has a single core Pentium and a x700 Radeon (4 years old) PCI-E graphics card. Had no problems running it on medium settings.





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Re: x-blades
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2009, 05:01:40 AM »
Sharkey over at 1up hated this game, one of my coworkers declared it to be terrible with a shit camera that tends to go under the floor when you're locked onto enemies.
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I kind of want to try it anyway.  :shh
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A good point that someone brought up there is that lot of the stuff he trashed the game for is the same in Oneechanbara, yet he gave that a B. 

I dig hack n' slashers and beat-em-ups, so I'd like to try this one day, but not for $45.  It seems like a good garbage game for $10-$20 max.
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