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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2280 on: June 01, 2011, 12:02:42 AM »
I'm guessing your commentary will pretty much be the same after every game. So let's just consider it a given. There is no legit way in your eyes for Miami to win this series. If they ever end up with more fouls it was definitely ref bullshit. The league is fake and phony. Dallas was screwed. I get it. You're a cool poster but I just don't consider this discussion of a game because there is no where to go with it. I fundamentally disagree with your position. For me outside of this post, its the last I'll mention of it.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2281 on: June 01, 2011, 12:03:19 AM »
The Heat are a better, more athletic, and more talented team. Players like Peja, Terry, and JJ can't be counted on to do shit in the Finals.

Bottom line: The Heat have three of the four best players in the series--and they're all in their primes. How the fuck did anyone pick the Mavs (I'm a Mavs fan, and I sure didn't)?

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2282 on: June 01, 2011, 12:04:02 AM »
Yeah, drawing fouls is a big part of the game!? That's not what you were arguing, you said the refs consistently made biased calls from the 3rd quarter letting the Heat back on top ::) It's always the refs

Drawing fouls? That's not exactly what I mean.

Anyways, don't troll me. I can be mean.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2283 on: June 01, 2011, 12:04:22 AM »
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2284 on: June 01, 2011, 12:05:20 AM »
Miami is just fucking disgusting at the end of the game when they need to be. Too. Fucking. Good.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2285 on: June 01, 2011, 12:06:19 AM »
Miami benefited from calls tonight, there's no doubt. That's the case with most home teams, and superstars in general. I didn't see anything that suggested refs won the game for them. They completely shut Dallas down.

Suggesting "grind...don't worry about the shots" is code for some nefarious conspiracy is pure projection on your part. I typically hate when people use this in an argument, but: have you ever played sports? I've heard multiple coaches say that. The only thing it's code for is "hustle hard and the shots will take care of themselves."
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2286 on: June 01, 2011, 12:08:08 AM »
I bet GAF is disgusting right now.  I don't even want to open that thread.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2287 on: June 01, 2011, 12:12:31 AM »
PD: In high school it means that. It means a bit more at the NBA level.


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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2288 on: June 01, 2011, 12:13:07 AM »
LeBron's been an imposing on-ball defender for a few years now, but in Cleveland they picked their spots to use him as a perimeter stopper.  Now he's just plain ferocious all the time.

Also, Miami once again ruining their "games within 5 points" stat by closing out too well.


What really impresses me about Miami's defense is how it seems that nobody ever gets caught out of position.  Even with the extra playoff intensity it's hard not to make a mistake on rotations every now and then, but the Heat have achieved Celtics-level discipline, while being more athletic on the wings.  Scary stuff.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2289 on: June 01, 2011, 12:15:38 AM »
How so? We can agree star players create contact and expect calls, which they often receive. But I can't possibly fathom how you can believe a coach just says "time for plan b" and everyone starts flopping, throwing their arms up, etc thus resulting in an undeserved win.

Miami outplayed Dallas tonight, period. The refs helped, but the refs had nothing to do with Dallas' offense looking non-existent, Terry having a bad game, Hayword putting on his best Kwame Brown impression, and no ability to stop Haslem or Bosh.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2290 on: June 01, 2011, 12:22:40 AM »
The Heat D was playing the pick n roll pretty well, but they did leave some guys open. They just weren't hitting shots. Neither bench showed up big and that hurts Dallas more.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2291 on: June 01, 2011, 12:23:25 AM »
So Dallas loss regardless of the refs, correct?
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2292 on: June 01, 2011, 12:27:46 AM »
What do you mean? The refs were one of the reasons Dallas lost and at least altered the flow of the game in the 3rd. Dallas still lost. I just brought up factors as to why and people flipped their lid because I included the refs.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2293 on: June 01, 2011, 12:31:50 AM »
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2295 on: June 01, 2011, 01:20:00 AM »
Amazed that anyone could call these playoffs 'formulaic' in any way :lol Have you totally forgotten everything that has happened so far? :lol

Come now, the Mavs are in the Finals, having swept the Lakers. That alone should put this nonsense about the refereeing to rest. They make bad calls from time to time, and occasionally they blow big calls in big games that affect the result. They certainly do not do this in any kind of predictable fashion though.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2296 on: June 01, 2011, 02:16:26 AM »
Dirk tore a finger tendon.  It's his non-shooting hand, so it's not terrible, but it ain't good either.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2297 on: June 01, 2011, 07:58:57 AM »
Dirk has a non-shooting hand? :teehee
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2298 on: June 01, 2011, 08:02:20 AM »
Seriously though that is a bit :gloomy

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2299 on: June 01, 2011, 12:56:47 PM »
Green Shinobi is having a meltdown in the gaf thread, it's lovely
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2300 on: June 01, 2011, 01:08:52 PM »
Kobe raped one girl... Lebron raped an entire Midwestern city. He's the worst human being to ever step onto a basketball court, and the only ring that should ever go around his finger is some dude's asshole.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2301 on: June 01, 2011, 03:00:30 PM »
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2303 on: June 01, 2011, 03:27:52 PM »
Just watched a Shaq video on youtube in celebration.  Motherfucking great player, one of the best.  His tenure in LA is legendary.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2304 on: June 01, 2011, 04:01:02 PM »
My favorite player of all time, since I was 4 our 5 years old. Great career. I kinda wish he had gone back to Miami somehow for one final run. But the injuries/wear and tear were just too much this season for him to be relavent on the court in any way; still, would have been fun to see him on the Miami bench clowning.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2305 on: June 01, 2011, 06:34:00 PM »
Ffffffuuuu Green Shinobi :rofl.... SO he's from Cleveland?
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2306 on: June 01, 2011, 07:30:21 PM »
My favorite player of all time, since I was 4 our 5 years old. Great career. I kinda wish he had gone back to Miami somehow for one final run. But the injuries/wear and tear were just too much this season for him to be relavent on the court in any way; still, would have been fun to see him on the Miami bench clowning.

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Statistically (and to my eyes) Boston's starting 5 with Shaq was the best 5 man unit in the league in the regular season. He was very relevant this year until the injury.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2307 on: June 01, 2011, 10:26:23 PM »
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2308 on: June 02, 2011, 09:42:38 AM »
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2309 on: June 02, 2011, 10:05:55 AM »
:lol

Then again, no-one is going to sponsor a pro athlete to read books, Hyoushi. Although that would be hilarious in many case.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2310 on: June 02, 2011, 12:28:35 PM »
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Jesus Christ Ahmad Rashad has made a pact with the devil to never age or something.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2311 on: June 02, 2011, 02:38:34 PM »
What are the two books that say "TROUT" on the spine?

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2312 on: June 02, 2011, 09:32:55 PM »
OMG Insane rebound dunk from Lebron.  'Nique might be the only other perimeter player who could do something like that. 

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2313 on: June 02, 2011, 09:42:07 PM »
Heat aren't getting any fouls so far, lulz at gaf thinking Stern is making the refs win the games for the Heat.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2314 on: June 02, 2011, 09:50:35 PM »
Heat taking a lot of jumpshots again. It worked last game but I don't like that as a consistent gameplan.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2315 on: June 02, 2011, 09:50:45 PM »
Joey Crawford is a fucking moron.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2316 on: June 02, 2011, 10:01:48 PM »
Seriously, the officiating in this game has been shit-tay so far.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2317 on: June 02, 2011, 10:04:08 PM »
Seriously, the officiating in this game has been shit-tay so far.


People only care if it benefits the Heat.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2318 on: June 02, 2011, 10:04:53 PM »
So Etoilet, thoughts on dat officiating?
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2319 on: June 02, 2011, 10:07:42 PM »
Wade is gonna get lots of praise for his 1st half but he's actually been playing pretty bad D. 

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2320 on: June 02, 2011, 10:13:14 PM »
Wade is kicking ass on offense.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2321 on: June 02, 2011, 10:37:30 PM »
Heat Defense

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2322 on: June 02, 2011, 10:42:25 PM »
Bosh is playing soft again on offense.  :-\

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2323 on: June 02, 2011, 10:50:58 PM »
Bibby finally crawling out of the coffin he was in.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2324 on: June 02, 2011, 11:04:30 PM »
Bibby making shots, wow.  And dat LeBron dunk
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2325 on: June 02, 2011, 11:13:40 PM »
Where the fuck is Jason Terry

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2326 on: June 02, 2011, 11:19:06 PM »
Mavericks turning over the ball like crazy.

Another Heat 4th quarter dusting. This team is amazing in the 4th.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2327 on: June 02, 2011, 11:20:07 PM »
Wade is going all God-mode.  Visions of 2006.  This looks too business like haha
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2328 on: June 02, 2011, 11:23:12 PM »
this is fucking pathetic
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2329 on: June 02, 2011, 11:27:47 PM »
barrea has been worse than a non factor so far.

2 games.

4 Assists. 7 points. 3 of 15 shooting.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2330 on: June 02, 2011, 11:34:03 PM »
Nice Dallas comeback.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2331 on: June 02, 2011, 11:38:21 PM »
Heat doing their best to troll gaf
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2332 on: June 02, 2011, 11:38:36 PM »
Miami Collapse.

Lebron taking shit shots.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2333 on: June 02, 2011, 11:42:24 PM »
Amazing comeback. Awful heat offense. completely broken iso only offense. Good job spolestra.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2334 on: June 02, 2011, 11:42:46 PM »
fuckkkkk this game

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2335 on: June 02, 2011, 11:44:13 PM »
Wow.  Wow.
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2336 on: June 02, 2011, 11:45:48 PM »
DIRK MOTHERFUCKERS
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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2337 on: June 02, 2011, 11:45:55 PM »
It's a series.

 :)


Bosh was complete and utter shit tonight on both ends.

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Re: NBA 2K11 Playoffs Thread (Mavs vs Heat)
« Reply #2338 on: June 02, 2011, 11:46:58 PM »
That was just awful defense.  Ugh.  Will not even go to gaf to see how happy they are
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« Reply #2339 on: June 02, 2011, 11:47:08 PM »
damn, turned off too soon