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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12720 on: May 29, 2014, 10:12:50 PM »
When reached for comment on the potential new ownership, Chris Paul grimaced in pain, grabbed his heart and fell to the ground, flopping about for several seconds before regaining composure and asking for the reporter who asked the question  to be T'd up.

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12721 on: May 29, 2014, 10:13:48 PM »
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According to E-Poll Market Research, Donald Sterling is the most hated man in America. Here are the others who joined him on that list.

Rank   Name   Percent
-- E-Poll Market Research
1   Donald Sterling   92
2   Bernie Madoff   90
T3   O.J. Simpson   88
T3   Conrad Murray   88
5   Justin Bieber   86
6   Phil Spector   83
7   Aaron Hernandez   81
8   Michael Lohan   76
9   Eliot Spitzer   73
10   Jon Gosselin   71

Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12722 on: May 29, 2014, 11:04:55 PM »
Spurs too good tonight

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12723 on: May 29, 2014, 11:23:25 PM »
I wonder if Ballmer will try to move the Clips to Seattle

etiolate

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12724 on: May 30, 2014, 01:03:53 AM »
Ballmer said he has no plans to move the team, so yes.

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12725 on: May 30, 2014, 02:38:59 AM »
Ballmer said he has no plans to move the team, so yes.
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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12726 on: May 30, 2014, 01:20:07 PM »
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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12727 on: May 30, 2014, 03:28:01 PM »
http://espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2014/story/_/id/11006257/paul-george-indiana-pacers-hit-paternity-suit-former-stripper
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Indiana Pacers forward Paul George was hit with a paternity suit by a former stripper after she gave birth to a girl, according to reports by the New York Post and New York Daily News on Friday.

Daniela Rajic, 24, gave birth to daughter Olivia on May 1 and filed the suit in Manhattan Family Court on Wednesday.

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The suit seeks a court-ordered DNA test and legal declaration that George is the father, and both newspapers, citing sources close to Rajic, said a private paternity test has affirmed that result.

Rajic's lawyer, Raoul Felder, told the Daily News that George has already met the baby and has voluntarily paid the medical bills.

The Post reported that George, 24, had a relationship with Rajic for a few months last summer after meeting in Miami, where she reportedly worked at Tootsie's Cabaret. Rajic has since moved to New York to be with her family, and she is currently a full-time mom.

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Eric Young ·  Top Commenter · Howard Community College
This IND team needs to go away quickly. Grow up in their time out of the spot light and come back with some humility, drive and composure.
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Bill Harrison ·  Top Commenter · University of Memphis
Larry Bird must be so proud of his team. They have gone out of their way to alienate fans everywhere. Do us all a favor and blow this team up.
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Vardan Patel ·  Top Commenter
what man blows in another mans ear? seems a bit homo to me... maybe lance is giving us a sign that he is the 2nd openly gay nba player ???
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Bob-Ruth McDonie ·  Top Commenter
This is problem period check the number of babies born out of wedlock. I have only had sex with one women and that is the one I married in 1976. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2013/jul/29/don-lemon/cnns-don-lemon-says-more-72-percent-african-americ/

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12728 on: May 30, 2014, 06:21:46 PM »
http://espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2014/story/_/id/11006257/paul-george-indiana-pacers-hit-paternity-suit-former-stripper
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Indiana Pacers forward Paul George was hit with a paternity suit by a former stripper after she gave birth to a girl, according to reports by the New York Post and New York Daily News on Friday.

Daniela Rajic, 24, gave birth to daughter Olivia on May 1 and filed the suit in Manhattan Family Court on Wednesday.

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The suit seeks a court-ordered DNA test and legal declaration that George is the father, and both newspapers, citing sources close to Rajic, said a private paternity test has affirmed that result.

Rajic's lawyer, Raoul Felder, told the Daily News that George has already met the baby and has voluntarily paid the medical bills.

The Post reported that George, 24, had a relationship with Rajic for a few months last summer after meeting in Miami, where she reportedly worked at Tootsie's Cabaret. Rajic has since moved to New York to be with her family, and she is currently a full-time mom.

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Eric Young ·  Top Commenter · Howard Community College
This IND team needs to go away quickly. Grow up in their time out of the spot light and come back with some humility, drive and composure.
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Bill Harrison ·  Top Commenter · University of Memphis
Larry Bird must be so proud of his team. They have gone out of their way to alienate fans everywhere. Do us all a favor and blow this team up.
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Vardan Patel ·  Top Commenter
what man blows in another mans ear? seems a bit homo to me... maybe lance is giving us a sign that he is the 2nd openly gay nba player ???
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Bob-Ruth McDonie ·  Top Commenter
This is problem period check the number of babies born out of wedlock. I have only had sex with one women and that is the one I married in 1976. http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2013/jul/29/don-lemon/cnns-don-lemon-says-more-72-percent-african-americ/

Told you about this awhile ago
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/stripper-allegedly-turns-down-1-million-to-not-have-paul-georges-baby.188055/

grats to 18 years of child support, dumbass
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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12729 on: May 30, 2014, 10:28:30 PM »
I was off by one game but still...

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12730 on: May 30, 2014, 10:54:28 PM »
You could kind of tell the last game was the last grasp by the Pacers and they barely won that one. This one had the earmarks of a blowout.

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12731 on: May 31, 2014, 12:33:20 AM »
The interesting bit is where the Pacers go from here. This was supposed to be the team. This was the constructed team to beat the heat. Now there will be all sorts of questions and decisions about how to proceed and who should they keep.

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12733 on: May 31, 2014, 11:27:16 AM »
So can the Spurs beat the Heat? NBAsplain me, brehs
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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12734 on: May 31, 2014, 12:27:21 PM »
The only thing we know for sure is that Spurs will either beat the Heat or they won't.
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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12735 on: May 31, 2014, 12:35:32 PM »
The only thing we know for sure is that Spurs will either beat the Heat or they won't.

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Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12736 on: May 31, 2014, 10:20:00 PM »
Quarter of destiny for the Thunder. Down by 10 to start the 4th.


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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12737 on: May 31, 2014, 10:39:14 PM »
Boris Diaw has looked like a fucking superstar this series.

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12738 on: May 31, 2014, 10:44:09 PM »
Fisher with that veteran leadership
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Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12739 on: May 31, 2014, 10:51:54 PM »
Some bad passes from Westbrook tonight.

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12740 on: May 31, 2014, 10:55:48 PM »
lol. why is Derek fischer constantly on Duncan and Diaw. Makes no sense.

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12741 on: May 31, 2014, 10:58:03 PM »
Thunder offense looks so bad in the half-court sometimes.

Amazing steal from Westbrook though.

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12742 on: May 31, 2014, 11:02:50 PM »
Spurs fans gonna be hot about that missed goaltending call if they lose.

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12743 on: May 31, 2014, 11:04:36 PM »
wow. huge balls for that 3.



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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12744 on: May 31, 2014, 11:05:59 PM »
Durant

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12745 on: May 31, 2014, 11:06:16 PM »
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Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12746 on: May 31, 2014, 11:14:37 PM »
Shut up about the fucking minutes Reggie Miller.

Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12747 on: May 31, 2014, 11:25:59 PM »
Man, San Antonio just get those cross-ups so easily. Why is Reggie jackson trying to cover Duncan in the post. I mean I understand why those cross-ups can happen but it seems like it happens every single time with OKC being in some huge mismatch.

And my god, I can't take reggie miller anymore tonight.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12748 on: May 31, 2014, 11:30:53 PM »
Westbrook, ladies and gentlemen.
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Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12749 on: May 31, 2014, 11:33:49 PM »
lol. I watch on watchtnt.com on the web because I have fios and the fucking game never game back from the last commercial break so I missed the last 15 seconds of the game.  :maf

Phoenix Dark

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Re: The NBA thread (Ballmer buys Clips for 2 billion)
« Reply #12750 on: May 31, 2014, 11:35:20 PM »
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Stoney Mason

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« Reply #12751 on: May 31, 2014, 11:40:44 PM »
The same thing gets said every year but it remains the truth. They have to install a real offense down there. As good as Westbrook and Durant are, this seems to be about the limit with them of constantly just running isolation plays for the two of them.

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« Reply #12752 on: May 31, 2014, 11:47:15 PM »
Not to mention Westbrook constantly driving into the paint and then trying to hit the open man at the 3 point corner only to turn the ball away.
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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat - The Sequel)
« Reply #12753 on: June 01, 2014, 12:03:18 AM »
Either Ducan gets his fifth ring. Or Lebron wins three in a row.

Either way Kobe loses

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benjipwns

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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat - The Sequel)
« Reply #12754 on: June 01, 2014, 12:05:52 AM »
Thunder are slowly getting there by adjusting the side pieces but they just haven't had the flexibility the Heat and Spurs do to play 50 different styles AND play them well.

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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat - The Sequel)
« Reply #12755 on: June 01, 2014, 12:18:02 AM »
You know what would work for the Thunder?

James Harden off the bench.
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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat - The Sequel)
« Reply #12757 on: June 01, 2014, 01:40:10 PM »
Dear Spurs,

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Seattle
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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat - The Sequel)
« Reply #12758 on: June 01, 2014, 01:57:28 PM »
Isn't he already ranked pretty high? How many PF would anyone rate above him?
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« Reply #12759 on: June 05, 2014, 01:19:08 PM »
And so it begins tonight. Spurs seem to be a slight series favorite based on pundits and betting lines going in.


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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12760 on: June 05, 2014, 02:13:52 PM »
:hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper :hyper
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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12761 on: June 05, 2014, 02:25:05 PM »


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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12762 on: June 05, 2014, 04:44:41 PM »
I don't even want to know what Awesom-O gave up to will this into existence
http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/06/sidechick-says-dwight-howard-cheating-on-his-christian-gf-photos/

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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12763 on: June 05, 2014, 09:24:21 PM »
The frustrating thing about the game starting with the "refs letting them play" is that you know they're just going to start calling touch fouls with 10 minutes left in the game.
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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12764 on: June 05, 2014, 09:25:16 PM »
Chalmers has been so wretched this year in the playoffs. Terrible turnovers. Coasting on defense.

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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12765 on: June 05, 2014, 09:49:54 PM »
San Antonio 5-9 from 3pt range. That doesn't bode well for Miami.

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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12766 on: June 05, 2014, 09:54:17 PM »
chalmers.

 ::)


Heat also kinda hot from 3pt range.

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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12767 on: June 05, 2014, 10:17:58 PM »
Close Half. Spurs were the more consistent team though in offensive execution which is what tends to determine the winner in these kind of games.

I guess Oden not playing also puts a caper on any notion that he could be useful in any way for this entire season.
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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12768 on: June 05, 2014, 10:58:46 PM »
They should call technical fouls for flops.
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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12769 on: June 05, 2014, 10:59:04 PM »
Damn nice Allen dunk.

LOL at that splitter flop.

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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12770 on: June 05, 2014, 11:04:36 PM »
Close game. Played about as close and as well as you would have expected going into the 4th.

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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12771 on: June 05, 2014, 11:12:06 PM »
and here come the touch fouls.
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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12772 on: June 05, 2014, 11:25:16 PM »
LeBitch on the bench  :lol
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Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12773 on: June 05, 2014, 11:27:24 PM »
unfortunate time for Lebron to get heat exhaustion or whatever is going on.

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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12774 on: June 05, 2014, 11:28:40 PM »
It's going to be pretty ironic if the Heat lose because of the heat.

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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12775 on: June 05, 2014, 11:34:59 PM »
Heat are done here. Tough way to lose the first game. Not a must win but it was one they had in control in the 4th quarter. And the spurs turning the ball over like crazy. You can't let those escape.

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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12776 on: June 05, 2014, 11:37:57 PM »
Chalmers  :lol

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Re: The NBA thread (Spurs versus Heat-Game 1 Tonight 9 PM EST)
« Reply #12777 on: June 05, 2014, 11:38:02 PM »
lol. I think Chalmers is a double agent playing to hurt the heat this year in the playoffs. He has been just dreadful.

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« Reply #12779 on: June 06, 2014, 12:37:26 AM »

:dead

cramps are no joke though, not gonna lie
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