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Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13860 on: October 28, 2014, 09:47:55 PM »
Entertaining game so far. It's hard to imagine how the spurs won't reach the finals again although if I'm rooting for anybody, I'm rooting for the clippers to make it in the western conference.

jakefromstatefarm

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13861 on: October 28, 2014, 09:57:48 PM »
play zone against the spurs brehs

Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13862 on: October 28, 2014, 10:03:28 PM »
play zone against the spurs brehs

3 pointers don't win championships or get you to the playoffs.



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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13863 on: October 28, 2014, 10:28:35 PM »
Chandler Parsons

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13864 on: October 28, 2014, 10:29:36 PM »
Fuck the Spurs
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Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13865 on: October 28, 2014, 10:30:38 PM »
Great game.

Parsons was awful tonight.

Spurs shot themselves in the foot by going 14-28 from 3 point range. A great coach like Scott would have never allowed that many 3's. That's not winning basketball.

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jakefromstatefarm

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13866 on: October 28, 2014, 10:31:48 PM »
and that's game. Dallas looks good. def one of my League Pass teams this year. Fuck Mark Cuban.


refs putting .4 seconds back on the clock after time expired made me think: how different would the game look if the officiating switched policy from the initial call on the court in favor of allowing for ex post facto fouls and shit from replays?

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13867 on: October 28, 2014, 10:34:16 PM »
Time for me to go from half troll to full blown troll during this Lakers rockets game.

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13868 on: October 28, 2014, 10:37:32 PM »
Omer Asik

14 points. 17 Rebounds.  5 blocks

Anthony Davis

26 Points  17 Rebounds.  9 blocks. 3 steals.

That is one hell of a defensive wall the Pelicans have at the rim.

jakefromstatefarm

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13869 on: October 28, 2014, 10:40:13 PM »
don't know if anyone's mentioned it here before, but AD is gonna seriously benefit from not being required to play all his minutes at the 5

29/17/9 is some :wow3 shit

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13870 on: October 28, 2014, 10:56:41 PM »
If Lebron doesn't have as wow a season as we all expect, I could totally see Davis winning mvp.
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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13871 on: October 28, 2014, 10:57:05 PM »
Also looooooooool Lakers already look fucking garbage
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Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13872 on: October 28, 2014, 11:02:49 PM »
Reggie Miller going into Kobe defense mode.

 :goty2

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13873 on: October 28, 2014, 11:03:15 PM »
Is Glen Shinobi on suicide watch yet?

:heh
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jakefromstatefarm

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13874 on: October 28, 2014, 11:28:53 PM »
Jeanie :noah

Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13875 on: October 28, 2014, 11:29:46 PM »
Two questions

Does anyone else use the verizon fios app on their ipad or xbox to watch tnt games?

And is it complete shit that constantly cuts out or loops back like it does for me for the past 3 or 4 FUCKING YEARS despite having good internet speeds?

Just asking...

Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13876 on: October 28, 2014, 11:33:03 PM »
Tonight Reggie Miller demonstrates on TV he doesn't understand journalism.

bluemax

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13877 on: October 29, 2014, 12:36:25 AM »
Listening to Lakers fans cry is gonna be so much fun this year.
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Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13878 on: October 29, 2014, 12:47:30 AM »
Someone needs to tally the Kobe head shrugs, smirks, and head shakes this season. It's going to be glorious.

Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13879 on: October 29, 2014, 01:13:13 AM »
Did Randle diededed? :lupe:
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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13880 on: October 29, 2014, 01:14:53 AM »
 Down goes randle with what looks like a serious injury.  :'(

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13881 on: October 29, 2014, 01:16:18 AM »
Kobe with dat efficient 6-17 shooting so far
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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13882 on: October 29, 2014, 01:16:29 AM »
They said a broken leg? wtf
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Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13883 on: October 29, 2014, 01:19:20 AM »
We'll this is just depressing now.

It's fun to mock Kobe but seeing a young guy get hurt takes the sail out of my trolling. Going to bed.

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13884 on: October 29, 2014, 01:19:58 AM »
fuck this season already.  I was really looking forward to Randle's rookie season.  Thought he'd make a huge impact, quick.
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bluemax

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Re: The NBA thread (Season starts tonight)
« Reply #13885 on: October 29, 2014, 01:28:41 AM »
They said a broken leg? wtf

Better that than an achilles.
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Re: The NBA thread (Julius Randle out with broken leg)
« Reply #13886 on: October 29, 2014, 11:12:16 AM »
http://www.nba.com/video/games/pelicans/2014/10/28/0021400001-orl-nop-play1.nba/

Davis is just unfair. How many centers intercept a pass at the freethrow line, beats everyone while doing TWO DRIBBLES on the break before dunking it at the other end? :boggle
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Re: The NBA thread (Julius Randle out with broken leg)
« Reply #13887 on: October 29, 2014, 12:02:59 PM »
He's so electrifying.  If the Pelis win 42+ games this year, it will be because of Davis.  That HAS to be MVP-worthy.
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Re: The NBA thread (Julius Randle out with broken leg)
« Reply #13888 on: October 29, 2014, 07:51:13 PM »
Brow and Asik should shut down a lot of teams this season. I hope they stay healthy.

Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Julius Randle out with broken leg)
« Reply #13889 on: October 29, 2014, 10:07:41 PM »
Miami looked down the stretch tonight.

Bosh also played well.

26 points. 14 rebounds.

Wade had a good 4th quarter.

jakefromstatefarm

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Re: The NBA thread (Julius Randle out with broken leg)
« Reply #13890 on: October 29, 2014, 10:09:16 PM »
with his head shaved, Tony Snell looks like Prometheus from Prometheus and Bob

El Babua

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Re: The NBA thread (Julius Randle out with broken leg)
« Reply #13891 on: October 29, 2014, 10:15:11 PM »
Glad to see Bosh and Cole playing so well.

Looking forward to an entertaining season.

Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread
« Reply #13892 on: October 29, 2014, 10:36:54 PM »
First night of the knicks and Phil Jackson bringing back the dominant triangle offense that will guarantee titles like in LA and Chicago. And knicks at home. What could go wrong?

Knicks score 80 points.
Team shoots 37%
Carmelo Anthony leading scorer on the knicks with 14 points on 5 of 13 from the field.
Top assist men on the knicks. 3 players tied with 3.


This is going to go real well this season!

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Re: The NBA thread
« Reply #13893 on: October 29, 2014, 10:47:23 PM »
Drummond looks good.

only two 3 point attempts from Josh Smith :o
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Re: The NBA thread
« Reply #13894 on: October 29, 2014, 10:59:24 PM »
kobe da god
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Re: The NBA thread
« Reply #13895 on: October 29, 2014, 11:16:13 PM »

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YMMV

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Re: The NBA thread
« Reply #13897 on: October 30, 2014, 02:35:07 PM »
Drummond looks good.

only two 3 point attempts from Josh Smith :o

Dre was alright on offense but what about those boards? :/

Also, Smith did take a lot of fairly long twos. But fortunately, he made most of 'em!
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Re: The NBA thread
« Reply #13898 on: October 30, 2014, 02:37:55 PM »
The better dunk of 2003, sry brehs:


Richardson's 50's in the first round = forever lies, should have been Amare.

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Re: The NBA thread
« Reply #13899 on: October 30, 2014, 02:50:04 PM »
lebron's new commercial :tocry
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: The NBA thread
« Reply #13900 on: October 30, 2014, 03:04:53 PM »


:tocry
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Re: The NBA thread
« Reply #13901 on: October 30, 2014, 03:06:49 PM »
Oh god that was awful

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Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread
« Reply #13902 on: October 30, 2014, 03:11:53 PM »
I thought people over-reacted when he left and they over-reacted now that he is back. So any of the stuff that tries to play on the emotion either way is lost on me.

I just want to see entertaining basketball.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: The NBA thread
« Reply #13903 on: October 30, 2014, 03:13:42 PM »
I wish LeBron was from Detroit.
:tocry
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Re: The NBA thread
« Reply #13904 on: October 30, 2014, 03:50:53 PM »
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Re: The NBA thread
« Reply #13905 on: October 30, 2014, 04:01:32 PM »
YMMV

Stoney Mason

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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13906 on: October 30, 2014, 07:59:31 PM »
Time to live blog it.

Would be kind of funny if the knicks win tonight.

jakefromstatefarm

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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13907 on: October 30, 2014, 08:06:49 PM »
this intro is soooo corny

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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13908 on: October 30, 2014, 08:20:06 PM »
I imagine for kevin love this is what it would feel like to leave prison after having been incarcerated for a number of years.

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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13909 on: October 30, 2014, 08:25:28 PM »
Lebron getting too cute out here early.

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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13910 on: October 30, 2014, 08:26:55 PM »
9 minutes in Love already has 7 rebounds.

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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13911 on: October 30, 2014, 08:35:00 PM »
Kevin Love is looking like a beast.

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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13912 on: October 30, 2014, 08:37:22 PM »
Man you guys weren't wrong, Reggie Miller is HORRIBLE. Dude sounds like Tom Dubois with that annoying fucking voice. "But Chaarrrleesss, you can't say thaaaaatt." Get the fuck off my TV.
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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13913 on: October 30, 2014, 08:38:53 PM »
Yeah its unfortunate to saddle Marv with somebody like him.

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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13914 on: October 30, 2014, 08:55:30 PM »
Cavs gone cold. Lebron is holding the ball too much instead of being decisive with it.



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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13915 on: October 30, 2014, 09:02:51 PM »
Lebron tossing up an absolute clunker of a first half. His worst one I can remember in a good long while.

1-8  4 turnovers 4 points.

jakefromstatefarm

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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13916 on: October 30, 2014, 09:06:23 PM »
"I think this Cavs team could be the best offense of all time." -Zach Lowe :beli

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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13917 on: October 30, 2014, 09:07:51 PM »
To be fair they can play a lot better than this. They played better than this in the pre-season. Lebron is just having an unusually poor night which is holding the offense back somewhat.

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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13918 on: October 30, 2014, 09:34:45 PM »
Cleveland down 5.

They look fucking terrible tonight.

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Re: The NBA thread (Cavaliers on TNT 8 PM.)
« Reply #13919 on: October 30, 2014, 09:47:02 PM »
The Cavs are validing the Knicks and their triangle out here.

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