1up Intern Program working like a charm

[MCD]

Jesus christ, you guys are making this look 20x worse than gaf, acting like little school girls, stinkles this and that.

Damn, give it a rest.

Why do you always post as if you've got a giant dildo stuck up your ass?

[WrikaWrek]

Fuck yall

You know i'm right. Who even knows if that's frank.

[cloudwalking]

Fuck yall

You know i'm right. Who even knows if that's frank.

i do

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Bungie hasn't made a decent game since Oni.

[Positive Touch]

Methodis hasn't made a decent post since ever.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Quite the contrary. I just made a decent post. And here is another one.

[Stinkles]

Jesus christ, you guys are making this look 20x worse than gaf, acting like little school girls, stinkles this and that.

Damn, give it a rest.

you mad

[Crushed]

hey it's the guy who worked on those games

[MyNameIsMethodis]

It must be nice having your penis sucked wherever you post stinkles.


Too bad not all of us have drinken the MS kool aid

[demi]

If he was a fat girl you'd change your mind

[MyNameIsMethodis]

If he's married to a fat girl he can be my best friend and can put Halo 3 stickers all over me <3

[TVC15]

FRANKIE OMG TELL BUNGIE TO MAKE MYTH 4!

[MCD]

how do i fixed jaggies stinkles

[Eel O'Brian]

drinken

smh

[Eel O'Brian]

underneath that helmet he looks like this

[Stinkles]

It must be nice having your penis sucked wherever you post stinkles.


Too bad not all of us have drinken the MS kool aid

What flavor did you drinken?

[demi]

Why didn't ya reply to my post, Stinklo? :'(

He is afraid you will stomp on his dress

[MyNameIsMethodis]

It must be nice having your penis sucked wherever you post stinkles.


Too bad not all of us have drinken the MS kool aid

What flavor did you drinken?

I don't drink shit except for 100% Harmonix Juice

[WrikaWrek]

Jesus christ, you guys are making this look 20x worse than gaf, acting like little school girls, stinkles this and that.

Damn, give it a rest.

you mad

[Stinkles]

Why didn't ya reply to my post, Stinklo? :'(

He is afraid you will stomp on his dress

It's a kilt.

[demi]

uh huh

[Draft]

It must be nice having your penis sucked wherever you post stinkles.


Too bad not all of us have drinken the MS kool aid

What flavor did you drinken?

I don't drink shit except for 100% Harmonix Juice

[Oblivion]

Seriously though, not that I have any issue with Stinkles, but I thought we all hated lowly producers. 

[Stinkles]

Seriously though, not that I have any issue with Stinkles, but I thought we all hated lowly producers. 

Go right ahead. I'm not a producer. And producers range from "organizers" to "in charge of the whole goddamned project" so I'm not sure why someone would automatically hate "lowly" producers anyway. The job varies wildly from organization to organization.

[demi]

Oblivion was dancing with his words. He meant to say we hate BishopTL because he's a douche and his game(s) suck

[demi]

But Oblivion will give Miyamoto a handjob. Go figure. Community Managers smh.

[Crushed]

It must be nice having your penis sucked wherever you post stinkles.


Too bad not all of us have drinken the MS kool aid

What flavor did you drinken?

I don't drink shit except for 100% Harmonix Juice

(Image removed from quote.)

give us a kiss

[Oblivion]

Seriously though, not that I have any issue with Stinkles, but I thought we all hated lowly producers. 

Go right ahead. I'm not a producer. And producers range from "organizers" to "in charge of the whole goddamned project" so I'm not sure why someone would automatically hate "lowly" producers anyway. The job varies wildly from organization to organization.

1. You're not a producer?
2. I was just poking fun of the apparent disdain that people here on EB (and on GAF too, actually) have for producers. As I said, I have no bad blood with you, and it wasn't meant as an insult.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Because what it comes down to, is that Stinkles has no other real goal than to sell the newest edition of Halo 4, or any other mediocre yet way overhyped product Bungie makes.

[y2kev]

he doesn't work at the boongie anymore

[MyNameIsMethodis]

I speak the truth like your momma blew Babe Ruth

[TVC15]

i don't even know what y'all are talking about in here. i just saw stinkles post and wanted to say hi 'cause he's a cool duder in my book. i don't give a shit about producers or game journalism politics or any such bullshit. why are we talking about reasons why we're supposed to like/dislike stinkles again? why are some people getting their panties in a bunch again? are you people actually jealous of the attention he's getting? i just can't believe that - what is this, high school? people were just having fun, you fuckwits.

JAROSH WILL YOU PLEASE GET YOUR LIPS OFF STINLES'S COCK

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and put them around mine

[close]

[Eel O'Brian]

those are some dope rhymes, methodis

i think the sugar hill gang is hiring

[Madrun Badrun]

i don't even know what y'all are talking about in here. i just saw stinkles post and wanted to say hi 'cause he's a cool duder in my book. i don't give a shit about producers or game journalism politics or any such bullshit. why are we talking about reasons why we're supposed to like/dislike stinkles again? why are some people getting their panties in a bunch again? are you people actually jealous of the attention he's getting? i just can't believe that - what is this, high school? people were just having fun, you fuckwits.

JAROSH WILL YOU PLEASE GET YOUR LIPS OFF STINLES'S COCK

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and put them around mine

[close]

i can fit them both

Both.  The old Swedish special. 

[WrikaWrek]

[youtube=425,350]HrfCixsd2N8[/youtube]
.

wtf 

[Stinkles]

Because what it comes down to, is that Stinkles has no other real goal than to sell the newest edition of Halo 4, or any other mediocre yet way overhyped product Bungie makes.

Yep, the people who play Halo every day only do so because they recharge their marketing prions by watching a bunch of TV ads and viral campaigns. They're certainly not enjoying a game you happen to dislike, they're just telling themselves they like it. Serious question: Are you like, ten?

[bud]

that guy's fucking amazing

[youtube=425,350]-KOQCcbme7o[/youtube]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[Van Cruncheon]

Omg fuck my raunchy viking cornpucker it's stinkles

[Oblivion]

Stinkles, I asked you a question.

[demi]

Look at this dude demanding shit

[Crushed]

i demand a pizza party for evilbore

we can get little paper hats on strings

[y2kev]

Stinkles, I asked you a question.

lol

[Stinkles]

Stinkles, I asked you a question.

I thought it was rhetorical, sorry.

1. No, not a producer.
2. No worries. I bear no ill will against any man or even game, except Advent Rising.

[trh]

[youtube=425,350]JeaaFTNh3xY[/youtube]

i will never get tired of this one

[Grecco]

Stinkles, I asked you a question.

I thought it was rhetorical, sorry.

1. No, not a producer.
2. No worries. I bear no ill will against any man or even game, except Advent Rising.

you and demi will never be friends then. 

[Crushed]

you and demi will never be friends then. 

That's the joke, congratulations.

[Kestastrophe]

I bear no ill will against any man or even game, except Advent Rising.

Not even Too Human?

[y2kev]

you and demi will never be friends then. 

That's the joke, congratulations.

oh crushed, you are so good at these joke things

tell me more

[Crushed]

oh crushed, you are so good at these joke things

tell me more

i dunno

[Eel O'Brian]

is ms working on a Xaggle™ motion controller

blink once for yes, twice for no

[trh]

btw it sucks that gfw radio is no more

[Kestastrophe]

Who else does 1up have left that are actually good journalists? I can only think of Jeremy Parish and Robert Ashley.

[Oblivion]

Stinkles, I asked you a question.

I thought it was rhetorical, sorry.

1. No, not a producer.
2. No worries. I bear no ill will against any man or even game, except Advent Rising.

Graycias! Yeah, I didn't know. I forgot where I read (glanced) it, but I could only remember that's what was stated.

[cool breeze]

I don't really know if I would say Jeremy Parish is really that great, but Robert Ashley is cool.  I don't really notice too many great ones as I read the magazines or website.  Shawn's blog posts about games were the best and that is another aspect of him leaving that I will miss.  Oh well, there is always that Nintendo guy who writes about birds or something and doesn't know shit.

[demi]

Stinkles, I asked you a question.

I thought it was rhetorical, sorry.

1. No, not a producer.
2. No worries. I bear no ill will against any man or even game, except Advent Rising.

WTF

[Stinkles]

Stinkles, I asked you a question.

I thought it was rhetorical, sorry.

1. No, not a producer.
2. No worries. I bear no ill will against any man or even game, except Advent Rising.

WTF

[Madrun Badrun]

Stinkles finally putting on the subtext. 

[muckhole]

He's just in time for our new emoticon.

[The Fake Shemp]

Stinkles used to kind of, sort of be my boss.  True story.

Back to

[cool breeze]

I would let stinkles swim in my pool of olive oil.