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Re: The NBA thread (Kobe: Let me mentor you. Dwight: Screw off!)
« Reply #10620 on: July 05, 2013, 10:32:35 PM »
honestly why not just go to Houston? The Lakers didn't work out and Kobe is a massive anchor. Warriors moved on. Hawks won't be going anywhere even with him on the squad. What is there for him to debate over?


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« Reply #10621 on: July 05, 2013, 10:35:02 PM »


:dead
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« Reply #10622 on: July 05, 2013, 10:41:38 PM »
https://twitter.com/Lakers/status/353340028757352449

"We have been informed of Dwight's decision to not return to the Lakers."


Our long national Dwightmare is over.

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« Reply #10623 on: July 05, 2013, 10:44:25 PM »
Never doubt Amick.

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« Reply #10624 on: July 05, 2013, 10:47:21 PM »
https://twitter.com/Lakers/status/353340028757352449

"We have been informed of Dwight's decision to not return to the Lakers."


Our long national Dwightmare is over.
:whew


Now we just have to deal with his indecisiveness on his jersey #, playing style and favorite flavor of ice cream


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Re: The NBA thread (Kobe: Let me mentor you. Dwight: Screw off!)
« Reply #10625 on: July 06, 2013, 12:17:56 AM »
Is the Dwightcision over?
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« Reply #10626 on: July 06, 2013, 01:00:36 AM »
Yes, Dwight Howard has agreed to become the starting center and assistant general manager for the Houston Rockets.

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« Reply #10627 on: July 06, 2013, 01:11:36 AM »
Oh my lord :dead

this shit was posted on kobe's instagram. passive aggressive mutha fuckah



Dwight made Kobe cry :heh
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Re: The NBA thread (Kobe: Let me mentor you. Dwight: Screw off!)
« Reply #10628 on: July 06, 2013, 01:49:33 AM »
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ESPN sources say Dwight Howard is leaving L.A. because of D’Antoni’s system, Nash’s age and not wanting to be Kobe’s sidekick for 3-4 years.

Dwight dropping truth bombs all up in this bitch. I could grow to like the man if he continues to keep it this real.

For all the shit that Dwight gets, for the Lakers to get all pissy about him leaving is a joke.


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« Reply #10629 on: July 06, 2013, 02:05:44 AM »
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ESPN sources say Dwight Howard is leaving L.A. because of D’Antoni’s system, Nash’s age and not wanting to be Kobe’s sidekick for 3-4 years.

Dwight dropping truth bombs all up in this bitch. I could grow to like the man if he continues to keep it this real.

For all the shit that Dwight gets, for the Lakers to get all pissy about him leaving is a joke.

Yupppppp, Lakers :umad

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Re: The NBA thread (Kobe: Let me mentor you. Dwight: Screw off!)
« Reply #10631 on: July 06, 2013, 03:17:34 AM »
Can't wait for Kobe to dunk on Dwight next year.
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« Reply #10632 on: July 06, 2013, 03:31:57 AM »
Can't wait for Kobe to dunk on Dwight next year.

I guess you really haven't followed the NBA for years.

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« Reply #10633 on: July 06, 2013, 05:03:00 AM »
PD: Calderon to the Mavs, passing on Trey Burke seems harsh right about now
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« Reply #10634 on: July 06, 2013, 12:17:32 PM »
Yup. Another stellar off season for Joe Dumars.
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« Reply #10635 on: July 06, 2013, 05:01:37 PM »
Josh Smith time in Detroit!

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« Reply #10636 on: July 06, 2013, 05:30:38 PM »
Remember when Dumars gave Charlie V a bunch of money? Fun times.

Maybe the plan will be for Smith to jack up 17 footers and Drummund to get the offensive rebound.
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« Reply #10638 on: July 06, 2013, 09:41:54 PM »
Cavs are adding role players like they just fell short of championship.  :lol

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« Reply #10639 on: July 06, 2013, 09:43:27 PM »
This is all to convince Lebron they'll have a good bench.

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« Reply #10640 on: July 07, 2013, 07:10:34 AM »
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''It was expected,'' Shaq said. ''We've all been in LA, and not a whole lot of people can handle being under the bright lights. Everybody wants to do it, but when you get there, there are certain pressures. I think it was a safe move for him to go to a little town like Houston. That's right, little town. I said it.''

 :shaq
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« Reply #10641 on: July 07, 2013, 07:32:13 AM »
It's funny, cause I've heard that NBA players like Houston.  I wonder what Shaq would have against the town.




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« Reply #10642 on: July 07, 2013, 11:36:41 AM »
I've never found childish mode Shaq endearing like most of the media seems too.

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« Reply #10643 on: July 07, 2013, 03:59:11 PM »
How is it childish? Howard is a baby who can't handle pressure, and doesn't have the heart of a champion (or Laker).

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« Reply #10644 on: July 07, 2013, 05:20:50 PM »
The truth is that LA already coddles Kobe. I guess they didn't have enough coddling left over for Dwight. LA isn't like New York either. It never felt big city/big lights to me. The LA area is heavily subarbanized. It's got its famous pockets of glamour, but you can hide in the hills and have the city worship you as a sports star from afar. There is a lot of gossip press though and that combined with Kobe coddling is what drives every big man but Pau nuts. 

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« Reply #10645 on: July 08, 2013, 12:00:55 PM »
I read a rumor over the weekend that the Cavs are considering a one year deal with Bynum.  Ugh. What is the point?


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« Reply #10646 on: July 08, 2013, 12:04:10 PM »
I read a rumor over the weekend that the Cavs are considering a one year deal with Bynum.  Ugh. What is the point?

...so that he can look good on the bench? 
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« Reply #10647 on: July 08, 2013, 12:04:22 PM »
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the cavs are a fucking disaster of a franchise.  circling the shitter ever since lebron left

can't wait for Kyrie's The Decision II: Electric Boogaloo
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« Reply #10648 on: July 08, 2013, 12:05:38 PM »
I don't think Bynum would take one year anyway. For a player of his stature to accept such a deal would be admitting there is a chance of him physically breaking down. He'd take a longer deal with more guaranteed money with incentives before he would do that I'm guessing.

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« Reply #10649 on: July 08, 2013, 12:10:50 PM »
In sane world, no one would be willing to offer him more than 1 year with a shit ton of incentives for playing time, but GMs across all sports are apparently some of the dumbest people ever, so yeah.
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« Reply #10650 on: July 08, 2013, 12:14:24 PM »
It's funny, cause I've heard that NBA players like Houston.  I wonder what Shaq would have against the town.




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« Reply #10651 on: July 08, 2013, 12:20:29 PM »
I don't think Bynum would take one year anyway. For a player of his stature to accept such a deal would be admitting there is a chance of him physically breaking down. He'd take a longer deal with more guaranteed money with incentives before he would do that I'm guessing.


It just depends what he really values at this point in his career. If he wants money, then he should be able to find a 4-5 year deal with a shitty team.

If he wants to win and get signed by a quality franchise he's going to need to prove himself for a year before someone is going to put out that money/years.

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« Reply #10652 on: July 08, 2013, 12:23:31 PM »
Guys, I'm sorry for being hyperbolic all the time, I was born in Houston, it's in my blood.



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« Reply #10653 on: July 08, 2013, 12:43:29 PM »
I read a rumor over the weekend that the Cavs are considering a one year deal with Bynum.  Ugh. What is the point?

Under the new CBA, there's a minimum payroll number at 90% of the salary cap figure.  With Baron Davis' contract up the Cavs have to pay somebody, and out of the current options Bynum has the most upside both as a player and as an asset either at the trade deadline or in a sign-and-trade next offseason.  Almost every other free agent is going to ask for multiple years, so if you can get Bynum on a one year deal (not inconceivable), it's actually lower risk than, say, signing away Jeff Teague.

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« Reply #10654 on: July 08, 2013, 12:52:14 PM »
Ahh, I never thought of using Bynum as a trading chip at the deadline. Now I want them to get it done.

That 90% rule is shit. No wonder so many marginal players are getting paid (coughJJHicksoncough).

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« Reply #10655 on: July 08, 2013, 02:35:30 PM »
I like the salary floor. It stops bad franchises from just dumping salary and using their low salaries to extract extra income.

You just have to be careful about the length of contracts when you are a small market.

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« Reply #10656 on: July 08, 2013, 05:22:12 PM »

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« Reply #10657 on: July 08, 2013, 05:49:54 PM »
The entire Kings fan base is hoping and praying the Kings FO doesn't have Monta Ellis fever.

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« Reply #10658 on: July 09, 2013, 12:02:05 AM »


Fuck You, ©avs

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« Reply #10659 on: July 09, 2013, 12:12:33 PM »
they offered bynum a 2-year $12 million a year deal

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« Reply #10660 on: July 09, 2013, 12:23:10 PM »
The franchise has to pay a "cleveland tax' to get athletes to come. :p



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« Reply #10661 on: July 09, 2013, 12:26:18 PM »
oh just read the second year is a team option

good luck with that Bynum
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Re: The NBA thread (Andrew Bynum fever. Catch it!)
« Reply #10662 on: July 10, 2013, 04:00:22 PM »
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Monta Ellis, one of the premier players remaining on the free agent market, parted ways with his longtime agent, Jeff Fried, on Wednesday.

Ellis, who opted out of the final year of a six-year, $66 million deal, is frustrated that he has yet to receive a high-paying contract offer.

 :lol

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Today Heat will sign Chris Andersen to a one-year $1.7 million deal with a player option for $1.8 million for 2014-15


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The Miami Heat have a $17 million decision to make in the next week.

That's how much it will cost in luxury tax alone to keep Mike Miller on their roster this coming season. The Heat have until July 16 to decide whether they should release him via the amnesty provision to help weather an enormous tax bill that is coming due.

At the end of the season, Heat president Pat Riley made it clear he wanted to keep the 33-year-old Miller. He said he would waive him only if he got a “mandate” from owner Micky Arison and CEO Nick Arison.

The reason Miller is the leading candidate to be waived is because he’s due $12.8 million over the next two seasons and has a limited role on a team that is deep at his position.

Miller has been valuable in the playoffs the past two seasons. He was the Game 5 hero when the Heat won the title in 2012, and this year his insertion into the starting lineup helped the Heat turn the tide after they’d fallen behind the San Antonio Spurs in the Finals. It makes sense that Riley wants him on the roster. But at these prices, it is an expensive call for team ownership.

Now that the Heat have re-signed Chris Andersen to a team-friendly deal that will pay him $1.67 million this coming season, their luxury-tax situation has come into focus. The league is instituting an “enhanced” tax starting this season, and the Heat could be hit hard.

With the help of ESPN salary guru Nick Silva, we know the Heat are currently looking at a payroll of more than $88 million and are $16.4 million over the luxury-tax threshold. Last season, that would’ve cost them $16.4 million in tax. In 2013-14, that will cost them nearly $33.6 million in tax.

In the history of the luxury tax, the Arison family has paid a total of $36 million and is facing nearly that amount for one season. Since signing LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade and Miller in 2010, the Heat have paid a total of $19 million in tax, including $13.3 million this past championship season.

If the Heat use the amnesty on Miller, it will save them nearly $17 million in taxes and knock their projected bill down to roughly $16.9 million.

As you can see, the “enhanced” tax is very real. It's one of the reasons Arison was one of the five owners who voted against the collective bargaining agreement when it included these new taxes in 2011.

Miller would still get the money he's owed from the Heat over the next two seasons even if he’s waived. In taxes, however, the Heat could save about triple that amount by not having him count toward their books for tax purposes.

Miller is popular with fans, popular in the front office, and popular in the locker room. But the Heat are facing a significant business decision regarding his future.
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« Reply #10663 on: July 10, 2013, 04:59:10 PM »
Yeah, unfortunately I think Miller is a goner.  Sad, but he played great for them these last three seasons.
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« Reply #10664 on: July 10, 2013, 06:14:23 PM »
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Monta Ellis, one of the premier players remaining on the free agent market, parted ways with his longtime agent, Jeff Fried, on Wednesday.

Ellis, who opted out of the final year of a six-year, $66 million deal, is frustrated that he has yet to receive a high-paying contract offer.

 :lol

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Apparently they were offering a 25 million 2 year extension if he accepted that final year as well :lol
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« Reply #10665 on: July 10, 2013, 06:24:01 PM »

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« Reply #10666 on: July 10, 2013, 06:55:49 PM »
I know you're sort of going for a wacky, transgressive over-the-top thing with your posts in this thread, but do you ever consider just giving it a rest?

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« Reply #10667 on: July 10, 2013, 07:19:58 PM »
I suspect we'll still hear quite a bit about this irrelevant team :maf
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« Reply #10668 on: July 10, 2013, 07:26:04 PM »
What do you think?

That your inability/unwillingness to keep your sports allegiances in perspective makes for some really repetitive, tiresome posts.

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« Reply #10669 on: July 10, 2013, 07:32:13 PM »
That's so awful for you.  As a Wizards fan, I can't imagine how terrible it must be to face a season in the lottery.


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« Reply #10670 on: July 10, 2013, 07:35:42 PM »
That's so awful for you.  As a Wizards fan, I can't imagine how terrible it must be to face a season in the lottery.


To be fair to Awesome-O most people probably didn't know the Wizards had fans before your post.
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« Reply #10671 on: July 10, 2013, 08:04:23 PM »
I'd get rid of Kobe (and Metta) and tank for Wiggins.
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« Reply #10672 on: July 10, 2013, 08:49:57 PM »
In that scenario, Kobe becomes Knicks Amare.

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« Reply #10673 on: July 10, 2013, 08:54:57 PM »
lets be real shinobi, you'd be sniffin' bron's dick if he came to LA

also, looks like Bynum will indeed sign with Cleveland.  Bunch of benchmarks he has to reach to earn his money tho
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« Reply #10674 on: July 10, 2013, 09:01:48 PM »
If Kobe were serious about wanting a sixth ring at ALL costs, he'd do what another aging role player did last season: sign with Miami.

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« Reply #10675 on: July 10, 2013, 09:22:45 PM »
thats kinda pathetic
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« Reply #10676 on: July 10, 2013, 09:26:56 PM »
If Kobe were serious about wanting a sixth ring at ALL costs, he'd do what another aging role player did last season: sign with Miami.

 :miyamoto

This would be an even better green shinobi scenario.

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« Reply #10677 on: July 10, 2013, 09:46:48 PM »
thats kinda pathetic

Not really. There's nothing wrong with being a fan of a player moreso than being loyal to one team/organization. Shaq has been my favorite sports athlete since I was a little kid. Orlando was my favorite team, then the Lakers, then Miami, then Phoenix. Didn't care too much for the Cavs or Boston though...

So I haven't had a favorite team in awhile. I'll go back to being a Pistons fan when Dumars is fired.
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« Reply #10678 on: July 10, 2013, 10:18:19 PM »
I can't trust someone who cycles between liking Duke and North Carolina, for instance. Hell, I can't trust Duke fans, period.

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« Reply #10679 on: July 10, 2013, 10:36:53 PM »
What do you think?

That your inability/unwillingness to keep your sports allegiances in perspective makes for some really repetitive, tiresome posts.

I don't know why he's so serious; it's not like we're discussing a futuristic retelling of Pocahontas.