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« Reply #10920 on: July 24, 2020, 01:54:17 PM »
The moment an order to shut down the economy again lands on Trumps desk, another to start bombing Beijing unless the Chinese pay trillions will be included.
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« Reply #10921 on: July 24, 2020, 01:58:02 PM »
Spain second wave?

Spain had 2,255 new cases today. On June 29th, Spain had just 200 new cases.
Germany also had 800. The highest for like 5 weeks.

Problem is just alot of tourism is in full gear now. People spend less attention to the rules, especially the younger folks that need their party.
They closed certain parts on the island of Mallorca for example. Areas that are mainly a target audience for people to get drunk.

So those summer holidays will play a part in some new spikes for sure and we will see higher numbers for a certain amount of time.

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« Reply #10922 on: July 24, 2020, 02:39:27 PM »
Fucking Europeans

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« Reply #10923 on: July 24, 2020, 02:43:09 PM »
SHOSTA/GLEN GET IN HERE WE HAVE A GOOD ONE

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An embattled North Carolina professor who sparked furious backlash over a series of controversial tweets in recent months, including one comparing coronavirus restrictions to living in a “slave state,” was found dead Thursday.

Police discovered the body of Mike Adams, a tenured sociology and criminology professor at the University of North Carolina-Wilmington, while performing a wellness check at his home.

In a May 29 tweet, he compared Gov. Roy Cooper’s social distancing guidelines to slavery.

“This evening I ate pizza and drank beer with six guys at a six seat table top,” Adams wrote. “I almost felt like a free man who was not living in the slave state of North Carolina. Massa Cooper, let my people go!”

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Adams, who was also a columnist for at least two conservative websites, was set to retire early on Aug. 1 after reaching a settlement with UNCW for more than $500,000 over lost salary and retirement benefits.


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« Reply #10924 on: July 24, 2020, 02:47:50 PM »
 :lol
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« Reply #10925 on: July 24, 2020, 02:49:41 PM »
He was only one week away from retirement.
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« Reply #10926 on: July 24, 2020, 02:50:10 PM »
If he was a “humanities” professor it would’ve been the cherry on top  :corona_rodney
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« Reply #10927 on: July 24, 2020, 05:01:29 PM »
Friend of mine is having his wedding at the end of August... ceremony outside but reception inside. That's gonna be a giant "hell no" for me...
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« Reply #10928 on: July 24, 2020, 05:37:15 PM »
If he was a “humanities” professor it would’ve been the cherry on top  :corona_rodney

He was in the Sociology and Criminology department. Interesting stuff on his wiki:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Adams_(columnist)
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In July 2020, Adams wrote, "Massa Cooper, let my people go!" on Twitter and made another tweet which read "Don’t shutdown the universities. Shut down the non-essential majors. Like Women’s studies." The University of North Carolina, Wilmington responded with "These comments may be protected, but that is not an excuse for how vile they are. We stand firmly against these and all other expressions of hatred."[12]

It's funny because he's dead.

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« Reply #10929 on: July 24, 2020, 05:53:22 PM »
Anything but Physics Maths and Heavy Metal Studies is kind of a pointless branch of academics, tbh.  :doge

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« Reply #10930 on: July 24, 2020, 06:24:43 PM »
They're going to need to make a reservation system to handle all the people who will want to piss on his grave
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« Reply #10931 on: July 24, 2020, 06:50:11 PM »
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Lam Ching Choi, a member of Chief Executive Carrie Lam’s Executive Council and a doctor, said Hong Kong is seeking a strategy that balances public health, the economy and social acceptance in a city that has been rocked by anti-government protests. As a result, it isn’t aiming for zero cases, like mainland China is, through heavy lockdowns.

Lam also noted the difficulty of shutting down restaurants, even though they are high-risk areas, because of the popularity of dining out in the city, with some families never cooking at home. Hong Kong restaurants currently must stop dine-in services by 6 p.m.
Get a second spike because your millionaire aristocrat class literally doesn't know how to cook brehs :heh
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« Reply #10932 on: July 24, 2020, 06:51:18 PM »
Going by Worldometers, first Friday with >1,000 deaths in the US since May.

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« Reply #10933 on: July 24, 2020, 06:54:52 PM »
Canada's new cases have basically doubled from 250-350 a day to the 500+ a day over the last week.  However, our daily deaths have been a single digit all week. 

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« Reply #10934 on: July 24, 2020, 07:30:55 PM »
Going by Worldometers, first Friday with >1,000 deaths in the US since May.

the system works!

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« Reply #10936 on: July 24, 2020, 08:13:37 PM »
https://twitter.com/lapublichealth/status/1286796866651217921

We can't get accurate numbers. Good luck at showing 14 days of 'decline' to get off the state watch list. The city and county leaders still can't commit to another shutdown.


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« Reply #10938 on: July 24, 2020, 09:17:09 PM »
US is +78,009 new cases and 1,141 deaths today

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« Reply #10939 on: July 24, 2020, 09:21:34 PM »
And that's with a lower reported number due to the lag in testing JFC

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« Reply #10940 on: July 24, 2020, 10:23:15 PM »
I do not consent to my thread being a sticky
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« Reply #10941 on: July 24, 2020, 11:26:54 PM »
I do not consent to my thread being a sticky

Didn't realize you were big on consent, bruh.
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« Reply #10942 on: July 24, 2020, 11:32:36 PM »
Oop. :kermit

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« Reply #10944 on: July 25, 2020, 12:51:24 AM »
"The Customer is always right!"

Nah, fuck that. Employee was in the right and the customer was acting like a fool while being dangerous by "ramming" her.

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« Reply #10945 on: July 25, 2020, 01:07:53 AM »
pepper spray seems excessive but the customer rammed their cart into them first so.. :yeshrug

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« Reply #10946 on: July 25, 2020, 01:38:46 AM »
Canada's new cases have basically doubled from 250-350 a day to the 500+ a day over the last week.  However, our daily deaths have been a single digit all week.

Speaking of Canada:

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« Reply #10947 on: July 25, 2020, 05:33:35 AM »
Canada's new cases have basically doubled from 250-350 a day to the 500+ a day over the last week.  However, our daily deaths have been a single digit all week.

Speaking of Canada:
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I tried googling it and that seems to be fake, only results are from meme sites. From what I can see, the author of that article writes a story every few days and at that exact date and time, she posted the following story:

https://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/canadians-increasingly-afraid-of-contracting-covid-19-as-u-s-cases-surge-survey-1.5015894

You just spread Fake News in our little sanctuary, Bismarck.

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« Reply #10949 on: July 25, 2020, 07:30:36 AM »
Actually that is a thing every government does, it's called the Value of Statistical Life.

In the US, I believe it is $10 million per individual. They used to factor in things like age, which made it a bell curve that peaked in your top productivity years I believe (like 25-50) but there was a lot of push back so it's just a flat rate regardless of who you are and what you do.

I'm not trying to say anything about the quality of the NHS study since I would have no idea. But I'm sure it's the type of study that needs to be done. It's like if the government only had enough money to afford either side-impact airbags or a gym membership.

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« Reply #10950 on: July 25, 2020, 09:12:38 AM »
But what they don't tell you is that it was 31% of pet owners before the pandemic. 


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« Reply #10952 on: July 25, 2020, 10:39:41 AM »
Those Brits should take it as a compliment that the wealth they were able to generate was worth multiple times what their own life was worth in aggregate.

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« Reply #10953 on: July 25, 2020, 12:19:27 PM »
I wish those studies include what happens if you keep the economy going, but everyone is fucking scared of each other because they think they're sick and the economy tanks anyway.

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« Reply #10954 on: July 25, 2020, 12:30:45 PM »
I wish those studies include what happens if you keep the economy going, but everyone is fucking scared of each other because they think they're sick and the economy tanks anyway.

the studies should absolutely include what happens in a lockdown when people start contemplating sculpting sexdolls with butchered meat cuts  :lol

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« Reply #10955 on: July 25, 2020, 12:52:42 PM »
old people don't spend money anyway. they wait outside shops at 6 30 in the morning for two hours until it finally opens, when they wade around spreading the smell of mothballs and vinegar,  picking up a set of tea dollies or a cushion before realising that the price is post-decimalisation and getting cold feet. hearing the icey whisper of the reaper in the wind they rush back their lonley homes where have the last of their active neurons evaporated by daytime TV and wait for the mercy of the scythe.

corona is basically an optimisation pass.
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« Reply #10957 on: July 25, 2020, 01:00:10 PM »
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« Reply #10958 on: July 25, 2020, 01:45:19 PM »
https://twitter.com/WeAreSinclair/status/1287034512426164226

"We're not supporting Dr. Mikovitz view that Dr. Fauci is a deep-state provocateur who single-handled created Covid-19 in a Chinese lab and unleashed it on the world to bring about Chinese Marxist World Hegemony, we just decided to give him a platform that's broadcast into tens of millions of American homes during the prime time news hour."
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« Reply #10959 on: July 25, 2020, 01:50:36 PM »
Masks for all

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That's why I am urgently calling for a simple and inexpensive way to protect Americans during the coronavirus pandemic: Masks for All.

Our goal must be to manufacture and distribute high-quality masks to medical professionals and to every man, woman and child in this country at no cost. And next week, I will introduce legislation to do just that.


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Tragically, because of the inept leadership of Donald Trump, the United States is losing the struggle against the COVID-19 pandemic. As a result, many thousands of our fellow Americans have unnecessarily died or become ill.

Trump has rejected science with regard to the pandemic. We will not. Together, we will fight back and implement policies based on science which will protect the health and well-being of the American people.

That's why I am urgently calling for a simple and inexpensive way to protect Americans during the coronavirus pandemic: Masks for All.

Our goal must be to manufacture and distribute high-quality masks to medical professionals and to every man, woman and child in this country at no cost. And next week, I will introduce legislation to do just that.

Before I introduce my bill in the Senate, my colleagues need to know that there is broad support for this common-sense concept which is now universally supported by the scientific community. Can I count on you to add your name to join me in this effort?

Please add your name to tell Congress to pass Masks for All legislation that will provide three high-quality masks to every person in America.

Here is what the legislation would do:

Direct the Trump administration to use the Defense Production Act to produce and deliver three high-quality, reusable masks to every person in the country.

Work with state and local governments to deliver masks to homeless shelters, jails, detention centers, testing sites, post offices, pharmacies and other congregate-care settings.
The science is clear: Wearing a mask is the best way to protect ourselves from the coronavirus and save lives, and the widespread use of masks will get Americans back to work sooner and reunite families who have stayed apart.

As the United States reports a record number of new cases — 4 million total confirmed cases announced this week — research about mask wearing shows that masks are crucial to decreasing the spread of the coronavirus. When the virus can't easily find hosts, it dies out.

South Korea, one of the more successful countries in responding to the pandemic, began the process of procuring high-quality masks in late February and provided them affordably to its citizens by partnering with pharmacies across the country. Taiwan, the Czech Republic, Germany, Vietnam and dozens of other countries have also demonstrated that as mask wearing became commonplace in public, coronavirus cases were contained. And only when the virus is contained can our society finally go back to normal.

Other countries have successfully provided masks to their people, and now it is time for the United States to do the same.

Not only will widespread mask wearing help save lives — it can help slow our growing economic crisis as well. One estimate says that widespread use of masks could be worth up to $1 trillion to our economy by preventing shutdowns and getting people back to work earlier.

To make enough high-quality masks for all Americans, this legislation requires the administration to invoke the Defense Production Act, which was written explicitly for these purposes. This will mandate that manufacturers put in place the additional capacity necessary to meet the needs of the public and provide assistance to companies who want to begin producing masks or scale up production. Communities hard hit by job losses could and should benefit greatly from these new employment opportunities.

Unfortunately, given Trump's anti-science mentality, it is absolutely clear that we cannot wait for this administration to take action. That is why we need Masks for All legislation, and that is why I am asking you directly:

Please sign my petition — tell Congress to pass legislation that would provide three high-quality masks to every person in the country. Together we must stop the spread of the coronavirus and save lives.

Let us not forget: Our country is facing a series of unprecedented crises, but we will get through them as long as we stand together.

In solidarity,

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It's august and it's only now becoming a legislative goal.

:rofl

The US had no problem getting digital antenna converters to every person.

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« Reply #10960 on: July 25, 2020, 01:56:43 PM »
https://twitter.com/ReutersUS/status/1287062740524306433

The saga comes to an end

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« Reply #10961 on: July 25, 2020, 02:07:40 PM »
Masks 4 all, Sounds like socialism to me.

The MyPillow factory sponsored by Pepsi can create enough free market masks for all patriots :salute

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« Reply #10963 on: July 25, 2020, 02:11:49 PM »
just the marketplace of ides, bro
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« Reply #10964 on: July 25, 2020, 02:12:06 PM »
a supporter of free speech and a marketplace of ideas  :pimp
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« Reply #10968 on: July 25, 2020, 06:49:15 PM »
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1287149141634813953

Cover everything in shit and one one will want to touch the chocolate.


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« Reply #10970 on: July 25, 2020, 06:52:22 PM »
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« Reply #10971 on: July 25, 2020, 06:57:44 PM »
https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/1287079888369807360

Imagine being Cain thinking you're one of them and then getting covied.

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« Reply #10973 on: July 25, 2020, 10:34:19 PM »
just the marketplace of ides, bro

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« Reply #10975 on: July 26, 2020, 01:58:30 AM »
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« Reply #10976 on: July 26, 2020, 02:40:35 AM »
somewhat a shame as my man, the motherlovin' CAIN TRAIN, made the best political ad of all time:


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« Reply #10978 on: July 26, 2020, 07:03:12 AM »
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