Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 798569 times)

Kara · « **Reply #1380 on:** June 21, 2015, 06:32:33 PM »

My purported szlachta has a pretty baller coat of arms, ngl. Though with Game of Thrones blowing up I couldn't display it if I wanted to avoid awkward conversations with the uncultured or non-Westerosian

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1381 on:** June 21, 2015, 06:42:17 PM »

Quote from: Esch on June 21, 2015, 04:29:28 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 21, 2015, 04:15:57 PM
Discovered Jurassic Five today. Very good.

Now you can enjoy this thread!

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/how-garbage-was-jurassic-5.182576/

I don't understand the coli.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1382 on:** June 21, 2015, 10:43:50 PM »

Had a great father's day with the wife and kids.

Be just enough of a not shit father to be able to enjoy father's day

Quaker · « **Reply #1383 on:** June 21, 2015, 11:26:32 PM »

Quote from: Vularai on June 21, 2015, 04:39:11 PM

Speaking of tunes, they're playing "The Perfect Kiss" in the cafe rn.

Also there are virtually #nodads.

Alienate a girl on a first date by having the 9 minute version of the song come up on shuffle, breh.

I think I almost would have gotten away with it if the frogs hadn't kicked in.

(The same thing happened with Every Little Counts with a different girl because she didn't take to me thinking it was a sweet, funny, honest song.)

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1384 on:** June 21, 2015, 11:37:24 PM »

More like "the Perfect Song" am I right? No seriously. It's incredible.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #1385 on:** June 22, 2015, 08:36:42 AM »

Went to a beer event. Got this.

chronovore · « **Reply #1386 on:** June 22, 2015, 08:38:13 AM »

Quote from: milchs evil twin on June 22, 2015, 08:36:42 AM

Went to a beer event. Got this.

Edit: Fucking Bore. One second.

Is it "many beers"?

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #1387 on:** June 22, 2015, 09:01:06 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on June 22, 2015, 08:38:13 AM

Quote from: milchs evil twin on June 22, 2015, 08:36:42 AM
Went to a beer event. Got this.

Edit: Fucking Bore. One second.

Is it "many beers"?

I died.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1388 on:** June 22, 2015, 11:56:09 AM »

Rub your lips with an old chub, brehs.

Tasty · « **Reply #1389 on:** June 22, 2015, 12:29:07 PM »

Quote from: Brehvolution on June 22, 2015, 11:56:09 AM

Rub your lips with an old chub, brehs.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #1390 on:** June 22, 2015, 01:37:53 PM »

If I put it on my penis, can I get drunk dick? That would be helpful at my stage in life.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1391 on:** June 22, 2015, 01:59:32 PM »

No. That's not how that works.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1392 on:** June 22, 2015, 02:01:24 PM »

I became an official The Bore global moderator today.

Rufus · « **Reply #1393 on:** June 22, 2015, 02:03:28 PM »

Nepotism!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1394 on:** June 22, 2015, 02:03:44 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1395 on:** June 22, 2015, 02:07:00 PM »

You best watch yourself, Borians. I'm not "The Fun Mod" like Joe, I will crush you under my boot without hesitation if demi wills it. Consider this your only warning.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1396 on:** June 22, 2015, 02:08:09 PM »

But will you pander to name changes?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1397 on:** June 22, 2015, 02:09:29 PM »

keeping it in the family

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1398 on:** June 22, 2015, 02:11:43 PM »

It couldn't have happened to a better Rumbler.

benjipwns · « **Reply #1399 on:** June 22, 2015, 02:34:27 PM »

dogmod help

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1400 on:** June 22, 2015, 02:35:35 PM »

I'll never forget that gaming con thread where Rumbler casually mentioned that he was gonna share a room with Molotov. I literally thought wait, are these niccas gay?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

almost called the con DOOM Con but I'm pretty sure that wasn't the name

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1401 on:** June 22, 2015, 04:55:56 PM »

Quote from: WRATH VICE™ on June 22, 2015, 02:55:36 PM

It was at Quakecon. And who said they weren't?

Tasty · « **Reply #1402 on:** June 22, 2015, 06:14:55 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on June 22, 2015, 02:01:24 PM

I became an official The Bore global moderator today.

Can I get a pink username now plz?

Tasty · « **Reply #1403 on:** June 22, 2015, 10:08:49 PM »

Shaka tho

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1404 on:** June 22, 2015, 10:33:12 PM »

gf got her hair cut short

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1405 on:** June 22, 2015, 10:39:52 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 22, 2015, 10:33:12 PM

gf got her hair cut short

Natalie Portman in Leon short or Natalie Portman post-V for Vendetta short?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1406 on:** June 22, 2015, 10:53:26 PM »

she described it as "Ruby Rose inspired" tho I don't know what that is

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1407 on:** June 22, 2015, 11:21:21 PM »

That means a sort of androgynous bieber haircut.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1408 on:** June 22, 2015, 11:28:03 PM »

Post-V for Vendetta, then.

king of the internet · « **Reply #1409 on:** June 23, 2015, 03:41:24 PM »

Basically have been permahigh for the past couple weeks and have ascended to a whole new level of uncaring.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1410 on:** June 24, 2015, 08:22:23 PM »

finally found a place where I can buy (semi-) cheap macadamia nuts. The king of nuts. So good in my mouth.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #1411 on:** June 24, 2015, 08:38:50 PM »

Got a food dehydrator and now my living room/kitchen smell like strawberries and bananas

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1412 on:** June 24, 2015, 08:40:59 PM »

What people don't seem to learn is that when they throw buses at me yeah I take it. But I also save the bus, all of them.
Then I throw them all back. All at once.
I always tell people, "Don't throw buses. It only ever hurts you in the end."
Welp, those that do not listen, must feel.

tiesto · « **Reply #1413 on:** June 24, 2015, 10:58:45 PM »

The software I've been working on the past 2 years of my life reached general availability status. We had our company-wide reveal today and upper management loved it.

king of the internet · « **Reply #1414 on:** June 25, 2015, 03:34:24 AM »

Using your chest as a platform to eat chips off of while watching TV in bed

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1415 on:** June 25, 2015, 05:57:02 AM »

Client meeting eating up half the working day

Getting paid to talk about football

Best things about my job

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #1416 on:** June 25, 2015, 07:48:35 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 24, 2015, 08:40:59 PM

What people don't seem to learn is that when they throw buses at me yeah I take it. But I also save the bus, all of them.
Then I throw them all back. All at once.
I always tell people, "Don't throw buses. It only ever hurts you in the end."
Welp, those that do not listen, must feel.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #1417 on:** June 25, 2015, 10:33:09 AM »

A good mocha and a good bagel.
Breakfast of champions.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1418 on:** June 25, 2015, 10:48:54 AM »

I had the best sex of my life last night. Went through five condoms, the girl came like crazy. I've never seen what dick drunk actually looks like. I saw it last night

My abs hurt so bad though

Beezy · « **Reply #1419 on:** June 25, 2015, 10:51:23 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 25, 2015, 10:48:54 AM

I had the best sex of my life last night.

Quote from: BrandNew on June 25, 2015, 10:48:54 AM

condoms

No you didn't.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1420 on:** June 25, 2015, 10:59:26 AM »

I've had sex without condoms. It's just the way her and I have a feel for each other. We push each others' buttons

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1421 on:** June 25, 2015, 11:09:43 AM »

Multiple positions?

nothing worse than an unimaginative chick in bed

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1422 on:** June 25, 2015, 11:19:51 AM »

Yiss. Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, doggy, pile-driver, standing up

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1423 on:** June 25, 2015, 11:32:51 AM »

Dufus

that's my Most Improved Poster Of 2015

Rufus · « **Reply #1424 on:** June 25, 2015, 11:46:08 AM »

Give the boy his name back.

Tasty · « **Reply #1425 on:** June 25, 2015, 12:45:25 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on June 25, 2015, 10:59:26 AM

I've had sex without condoms. It's just the way her and I have a feel for each other. We push each others' buttons

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1426 on:** June 25, 2015, 01:05:52 PM »

@ Planned Parenthood.

Might be here for a while. S'all good. Just found their wifi pass:

Time4Ch@nge

chronovore · « **Reply #1427 on:** June 25, 2015, 05:40:59 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on June 25, 2015, 10:33:09 AM

A good mocha and a good bagel.
Breakfast of champions.

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #1428 on:** June 27, 2015, 10:25:36 AM »

Going to my sister's wedding today

Gonna be sharp as fuck in this suit

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #1429 on:** June 27, 2015, 06:29:26 PM »

Bought wine.

Tasty · « **Reply #1430 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:03:51 PM »

Quote from: Shadow Mod on June 27, 2015, 06:29:26 PM

Bought wine.

Atramental · « **Reply #1431 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:05:19 PM »

I'm chugging wine.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1432 on:** June 27, 2015, 09:26:19 PM »

I'm chugging doughnuts

Mr. Nobody · « **Reply #1433 on:** June 27, 2015, 10:49:17 PM »

Beautiful ceremony. My mother almost lost it when I had to walk her down the aisle. Ya boy welled up a bit (inside) too

Had a great time talking and dancing with old friends and family afterwards

Speaking of, met up with some of my sisters old friends from high school

spoiler (click to show/hide)

One in particular supposedly has had a thing for me since I turned 18 and brehs, she's bad now

I've always known her more than her other friends but we were never that close, you know? Right about now it's looking like a possibility

Looks better than ever, single, and my nicca that ass

I may or may not have an update on this in the future

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Mr Gilhaney · « **Reply #1434 on:** June 28, 2015, 01:35:27 AM »

Made it home 10 seconds before it started pouring down.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1435 on:** June 28, 2015, 01:37:21 AM »

It's been raining all day here. So nice. A drunk old man complemented me on my trench coat, which I was wearing over a t-shirt.

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1436 on:** June 28, 2015, 02:48:55 AM »

Set 6 mice traps after making my catdog kill one today.
Mice don't freak me out. They're kind of cute actually.
Feels bad slaying them just for being themselves

Must be how repubs felt about gays before June 26th.

chronovore · « **Reply #1437 on:** June 28, 2015, 08:51:00 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 28, 2015, 01:37:21 AM

It's been raining all day here. So nice. A drunk old man complemented me on my trench coat, which I was wearing over a t-shirt.

This makes it sound like you were wearing a trench coat, a t-shirt, and nothing else.

What if Sushi-Girl found out?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #1438 on:** June 28, 2015, 11:36:36 AM »

I was picking up sushi, why else would I do the trench-tshirt combo?

Purrp Skirrp · « **Reply #1439 on:** June 28, 2015, 11:43:43 AM »

I'm picturing a Big Lebowski x Matrix crossover.

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Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 798569 times)