Mom, they're being mean again!
For a reasonable rate of
$29.95 $19.95 (special 2G2D price!) a month, you can subscribe to the Mandark Kid Gloves Program, in which I don't ridicule you for your innumeracy, ahistoricality, or miscellaneous ignorance.
Perfect for the insecure poster who is unwilling to learn but unable to shake their forum habit!
We're looking to provide bonus content in the future, including a partner program that will buy emotional protection from some of the most illustrious Evilbore brands (malek, recursivelynumerable, and maybe even Prole!) or a Platinum Club in which we will go so far as to feign interest in and respect for your point of view.
Offer good for all currently unbanned EB non-lepers. Act now!