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« Reply #23460 on: November 07, 2015, 08:55:30 PM »
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« Reply #23461 on: November 07, 2015, 09:54:40 PM »
Quantum's villain and his desire/plot are fucking stupid, but it's pretty enjoyable outside that.

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I liked the main villain plot; it's an analogy for the 1% basically charging so much for basic living necessities that we have no money for anything else, and no1curr because: Bolivia. It's about the haves and have-nots. It's about entitlement and apathy. My problem with it was the pacing, the main villain not feeling threatening, and the RIDICULOUS battle at the end with the luxury hotel in the middle of nowhere which stored explosives in all its linen closets.

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« Reply #23462 on: November 08, 2015, 02:15:24 AM »
James Bond movies almost universally blow. Real talk.
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« Reply #23463 on: November 08, 2015, 09:51:51 PM »
just finished Inherent Vice. 

I've been baked out of my mind for a couple days straight, so most of it made no sense to me.  But I liked it a lot, despite this.  Then the fade out mentioned it was adapted from a Pynchon novel and then everything made sense. 

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« Reply #23464 on: November 08, 2015, 10:09:59 PM »
James Bond movies almost universally blow. Real talk.

I would definitely agree they are somewhat over-rated. Casino Royale is a good movie. But the way people talked about it, you would have thought it was the second coming.

I have yet to see Quantum and Skyfall which almost everybody universally praises which scares me a bit.

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« Reply #23465 on: November 09, 2015, 09:47:23 AM »
Yeah Spectre was doodoo brown.  Complete waste of Waltz and the entire movie was Mendes poking you in the eye, basically saying "Eh?  you know you're watching a James Bond movie, eh?  Check those references, totally a Bond movie eh?!"

There's no real threat or conflict, and the retconning of the past few movies is shameful
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« Reply #23466 on: November 09, 2015, 10:19:14 AM »
I like the action sequences in QoS but the directing and editing there is sub par to be honest. I think the film is sorta vilified because Casino Royale is a tad overrated, a few years down the line all the Craig movies will be regarded in a more coolheaded way (pretty average, on the whole).

Skyfall is actually quite decent for a Bond movie. Great prologue, good action sequences, good villain, decent sets (the new MI5 offices is way better than in recent films) and some decent directing and lighting (Mendes goes overboard with the aesthetic navel gazing, unfortunately)... The last act is total shite tho and basically ruined the movie for me, for the reason HyperZone pointed.
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« Reply #23467 on: November 09, 2015, 04:15:18 PM »
I watched The Martian. It was good and actually worth watching in 3D. If the book is better then try to forget it exists and you'll have a great time.

I also watched Bridge of Spies and I liked it but I'm a sucker for movies where Tom Hanks is called a schmuck by everyone and then saves the day. I don't know if there even was a book but I watched it in a cinemark theater rather than the nearby AMC and omg they made all their seats leather recliners! Makes any movie better to be sure.

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« Reply #23468 on: November 09, 2015, 05:30:48 PM »
The AMC near me made all their seats leather recliners last year. I'm so happy that they did. No more smelly seats and sticky floors.

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« Reply #23469 on: November 09, 2015, 11:14:41 PM »


T-Swift is making a Batman movie? I'm in.

Srsly though: Batman vs. Robin was decent, hoping this is a little better. Batwoman looks great. Dickbats + Damian is a recipe for success, too.

Including Batwing and Batwoman and not Tim/Red Robin hurts my soul, though. :(

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« Reply #23470 on: November 09, 2015, 11:49:34 PM »
Is Steve Jobs a bomb? I thought it was still in limited release, like less than 100 theaters.

People need to stop treating the dude like he's Henry Ford. Jesus fuck who cares.
i have no idea who signed off on the ad blitz for this movie but they should be fired. I saw ads all over the place when it was showing at all of 5 theaters or whatever, but it goes wide and I see nothing.

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« Reply #23471 on: November 09, 2015, 11:53:05 PM »
Spectre is a film in which the film making craft is far superior to the story being told (so like Skyfall, or most De Palma movies for that matter). Its not really bad, at times its actually pretty good, but I'm really gol-dern tired of Bond films being either too referential to their own franchise history or telling yet another gawd-dang origin story. This one does both, that the Daniel Craig Bonds have now had multiple installments of each is actually sort of impressive. This one, eh, its not bad, but its no champ. Behind CR and Skyfall, well ahead of Quantum of Solace.

For the next round of films I'd be delighted if they keep the stripped down approach to action, the less goofy tone, and especially keep Bond as a cinematography showcase (images here, so purty), and I dunno, tell a story that doesn't necessarily resolve around unshrouding layers of Bond's psyche (yeah, I know the last time they did that was Quantum of Solace, but hear me out). I'm just saying that that particular well has now been tapped dry. We don't need a reinvented Bond, we just need a suave/murderous guy in a tux fucking shit up/ladies.

I can agree with a lot of this, especially the ranking. I don't mind the origin story so much, but I'm with you that they should strip down the action and steer the tone back towards the rawness of Casino Royale.

I just saw Spectre and wish I had watched the last three(!) recently before seeing it. It references all of them and I was a bit lost during the Quantum stuff because I had blocked that out mentally as cannon.

I know that Craig is contracted to do another but this sure felt like his last the way the story tied up. Also
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« Reply #23472 on: November 10, 2015, 12:19:55 AM »
I think they banked on the buzz of Fassbender's performance (and critics calling it an Oscar contender) to get people in the door. Trouble is he's not an A-lister to most of America.


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« Reply #23473 on: November 10, 2015, 12:31:31 AM »
I'd give it a 7/10 too. There's some good stuff there: opening Birdman-esque tracking shot, wide vista shots, uh... nice suits... Man, I guess this one really didn't do it for me. Maybe 6/10. :(

The DP change from Skyfall to Spectre hurt it. Skyfall's story was weak but every set piece was stunningly beautiful so it made up for it. This one doesn't have such memorable cinematography.

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« Reply #23474 on: November 10, 2015, 10:25:49 AM »
That Mexico City sequence was great, but it made me audibly utter "what the fuck" when Bond is just making the helicopter go batshit above thousands of fucking innocent people.

There were a ton of weird moments in that movie that do not address the absurdity of what he does and the consequences of his actions.  Another example:

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The train fight with Bautista.  It was an awesome fight (reminded me of the fight with Robert Shaw in From Russia with Love), but thats a public fucking train.  Bond and Bautista destroy the thing, exchange gun fire, and Bautista is murdered by being dragged out of the train by several kegs.  Yet what happens?  No mention of their actions, no pissed off train employees, just sexy times afterwards.
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I feel like the other Bond movies at least have surrounding characters recognize these actions and scold Bond for them.  This movie, not so much.  The realism is gone.
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« Reply #23475 on: November 10, 2015, 12:10:26 PM »
I havent seen a single person IRL caring about that new Daniel Craig Bond movie, thanks Daniel Craig for putting JB in hiatus forever after this

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« Reply #23476 on: November 10, 2015, 12:24:28 PM »
That Mexico City sequence was great, but it made me audibly utter "what the fuck" when Bond is just making the helicopter go batshit above thousands of fucking innocent people.

There were a ton of weird moments in that movie that do not address the absurdity of what he does and the consequences of his actions.  Another example:

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The train fight with Bautista.  It was an awesome fight (reminded me of the fight with Robert Shaw in From Russia with Love), but thats a public fucking train.  Bond and Bautista destroy the thing, exchange gun fire, and Bautista is murdered by being dragged out of the train by several kegs.  Yet what happens?  No mention of their actions, no pissed off train employees, just sexy times afterwards.
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I feel like the other Bond movies at least have surrounding characters recognize these actions and scold Bond for them.  This movie, not so much.  The realism is gone.

I agree with all of this. Where were the people in the movie? Not enough extras, not enough sense of realism. Besides Mexico City and that one dude in the Fiat 500 in Rome
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, it felt like every set was empty for Bond to just fuck around in with no consequences—despite Q's lecture to Bond about his actions having consequences. The Bourne series was much better at making the locations feel real.

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« Reply #23477 on: November 10, 2015, 12:27:10 PM »
I haven't seen the movie but I just wanted to note that helicopters are a lot more capable of acrobatics than most people think.

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« Reply #23478 on: November 10, 2015, 12:38:56 PM »
I haven't seen the movie but I just wanted to note that helicopters are a lot more capable of acrobatics than most people think.

I'm fine with its acrobatics.  What I'm not ok with is the fact that Bond is doing this above an entire city's populace
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« Reply #23479 on: November 10, 2015, 12:41:09 PM »
I havent seen a single person IRL caring about that new Daniel Craig Bond movie, thanks Daniel Craig for putting JB in hiatus forever after this

The previous Bond movie made over $1 billion worldwide.
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« Reply #23480 on: November 10, 2015, 12:48:22 PM »
If by "Daniel Craig" you mean Barbara Broccoli, then yes.
Bond has honestly never been that culturally relevant since the Moore days. The whole "hiatus" thing sounds like a bit of a cynical marketing angle. The Brosnan and Craig films have had very lofty results and must have been profitable ventures (which is all that matters to EON) : if they weren't the actors would have been dispatched with haste, like Dalton. There was a very real lapse after his tenure and the indecision was much more palpable before Goldeneye was released.

We'll probably be fed the same pitch with Bond being re-imagined and saved for the first film with the next actor.
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« Reply #23481 on: November 10, 2015, 12:50:02 PM »
he was probably drunk.  Was he drunk?

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« Reply #23482 on: November 16, 2015, 02:03:04 PM »
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« Reply #23483 on: November 16, 2015, 02:18:01 PM »
Also this movie but the real Alien sequel on hold  :piss2

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« Reply #23484 on: November 16, 2015, 02:28:29 PM »
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The script will be worse than Prometheus after all.  This is coming from someone who actually likes Prometheus too.

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« Reply #23485 on: November 16, 2015, 02:38:56 PM »
I can't really trust your views on scripts if so.

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« Reply #23486 on: November 16, 2015, 02:59:39 PM »
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« Reply #23487 on: November 16, 2015, 09:06:26 PM »
oh man.  my family is rewatching the Harry Potter movies.  1 & 2 are so bad.  Chris Columbus is the fucking worst.

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« Reply #23488 on: November 16, 2015, 09:17:52 PM »
idc if the script is shit once again. I enjoyed Prometheus for its visuals and little else. If Ridley can deliver the visuals once again then i'll be copping the BD.

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« Reply #23489 on: November 16, 2015, 09:25:54 PM »
oh man.  my family is rewatching the Harry Potter movies.  1 & 2 are so bad.  Chris Columbus is the fucking worst.
Yeah, I nearly gave up on the films with the first one. I'd read the book, and the movie was a slavish adaptation that only seemed to lack ANY SOUL WHATSOEVER. The one with time travel was okay.

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« Reply #23490 on: November 16, 2015, 10:04:49 PM »
oh man.  my family is rewatching the Harry Potter movies.  1 & 2 are so bad.  Chris Columbus is the fucking worst.
Yeah, I nearly gave up on the films with the first one. I'd read the book, and the movie was a slavish adaptation that only seemed to lack ANY SOUL WHATSOEVER. The one with time travel was okay.

That was the Alfonso Cuaron one. :bow2
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« Reply #23491 on: November 16, 2015, 10:19:35 PM »
I thought the first had some good charm. Then again I was 11, what the hell did I know. :doge

2's finale was pretty good I thought.

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« Reply #23492 on: November 17, 2015, 02:05:39 AM »
Also this movie but the real Alien sequel on hold  :piss2

Oh yeah, the real sequel from the director of Elysium and Chappie.  :lol

Franchise is still fucked.

Franchise was fucked from Resurrection onward. I mean, I'm a fan of both Jeunet and Whedon, but that was not really an Alien movie. That was... just, meandering, weird BS. Alien 3 is more of a canonical feeling film than Resurrection.

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« Reply #23493 on: November 17, 2015, 03:06:45 AM »
I cop for both Fincher and Whedon but I haven't really had the incentive to watch 3 or Resurrection even though I own the Blu-ray collection. :-\

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« Reply #23494 on: November 17, 2015, 03:30:37 AM »
7.1/7.2 are probably the best so that may be a blessing in disguise

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« Reply #23495 on: November 17, 2015, 04:26:38 AM »
The funniest thing about Whedon and Resurrection is he still says they changed his script and that's why the movie sucks. But then you look up his original script and it's even worse than what we ended up with.

Yeah I say that as someone who is even soft on Alien Res compared to most. I love a good story but Alien Res is pretty as fuck. Like really pretty and if you're a fucking film nerd you can kinda separate the garbage from the flames but even still I don't tell ppl to watch it. It's fucking pretty though.

It's kinda weird too because honestly, if you held a gun to my head and was like " alien resurrection or prometheus" I would either say Alien Res or the bullet tbqh. Ppl oversell Prometheus a lot because they liked lost, are fat and stupid, they really liked lost and sorta liked a ridley scott film once before.

Basically there is more visual merit and appeal to Alien Res than there is to Prometheus. Suck my dick don't reply to this post.

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« Reply #23496 on: November 17, 2015, 05:12:43 AM »
Prometheus was trash on multiple levels and had a truly pathetic final act. It's visually impressive but that's to be expected IMO. It's just another film that highlights how little importance scriptwriting seems to have outside of studio mandated action or suspense beats. It's s spectacle film that doesn't really do anything great outside of the look, which is enough to impress some folks.

Sequel won't be any better, given the writers and the inevitable rewrites. Alien is such an interesting franchise though. The appeal of the world cannot be denied but at this point it's clear studios have no tolerance for making a great Alien film...so let it go.
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« Reply #23497 on: November 18, 2015, 12:13:00 PM »
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« Reply #23498 on: November 18, 2015, 12:21:00 PM »
Ben Stiller is such trash :piss2

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« Reply #23499 on: November 18, 2015, 02:07:57 PM »


Me for the first 95% of the trailer:



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« Reply #23501 on: November 18, 2015, 02:30:59 PM »
Krampus being PG-13 tho.  :-\
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« Reply #23502 on: November 18, 2015, 02:32:22 PM »
If there's one thing that Live Free or Die Hard proved was that a great movie doesn't need to be rated R

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« Reply #23503 on: November 18, 2015, 02:59:12 PM »

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« Reply #23505 on: November 20, 2015, 12:18:17 PM »


I was skeptical, but this looks fucking great.

Netflix killing it.

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« Reply #23506 on: November 20, 2015, 06:36:20 PM »
Watched To kill a mockingbird. It's pretty good, but I was suprised to how much framing there was to the whole trial. It really was more of a larger tolerance story or family saga than what I expected. I don't know how I feel about that but the film is pretty ace anyway so...

What the hell happened in the final thirty seconds of Take Shelter ? Up until then, it was a well acted, beautifully lit and framed, and decent take on mental illness, capturing how being aware of your trouble wasn't enough to stop you or force you to really confront it... then the director pulls off some sort of twist that wouldn't look out of place in William Friedkin's Bug. Either we were supposed to understand something that the film never conveyed properly or we must take it literally and it cheapens the value of everything else. Weird. Nichols fixed that faux pas with his following film, Mud, so there's that.

Maybe I'm selling Nichols short here, but really whatever the intent here, I found the delivery super obtuse for a movie that was all about making the character transparent to us. Too smart for its own good.
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« Reply #23507 on: November 20, 2015, 10:28:42 PM »
Schwarzenegger and Abigal Breslin's heartfelming zombie drama, Maggie. The 99¢ rentals on iTunes are hard for me to pass up; I only watch half of them, sadly, but they're rarely movies I would have watched anyway. The idea of Ahnold in a sensitive drama about zombies would not have been enough of a pitch to get a regular rental out of me, but this was pretty good. The photography is so beautiful that it seems like every shot is out of a photo album -- and, sadly, it seems to have impressed whomever was editing it to the same kind of appreciation, because this film is sadly overly fond of its camera work, and badly in need of trimming its at-times glacial fucking pace. That said, it's a good look at what it's like to confront impending loss of a loved one, and has some small insight into the politics of infectious disease. More opportunities are lost than taken, but it was still interesting. I was not fond of the end, which felt abrupt after the over-indulgence which made up the rest of the movie, but on reflection that may have been the point.

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« Reply #23508 on: November 21, 2015, 12:08:02 AM »
The Man from UNCLE was alright.

Nothing special but fun little flick. even better when drunk
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« Reply #23509 on: November 21, 2015, 12:15:23 AM »
oh man.  my family is rewatching the Harry Potter movies.  1 & 2 are so bad.  Chris Columbus is the fucking worst.

I've never read any of the books but I remember seeing those Harry Potter movies for the first time and wondering what all the fuss was about. That's not really fair to the books of course because movie adaptions often suck but those movies felt like scooby doo episodes.

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« Reply #23510 on: November 21, 2015, 12:16:57 AM »
oh man.  my family is rewatching the Harry Potter movies.  1 & 2 are so bad.  Chris Columbus is the fucking worst.

I've never read any of the books but I remember seeing those Harry Potter movies for the first time and wondering what all the fuss was about. That's not really fair to the books of course because movie adaptions often suck but those movies felt like scooby doo episodes.
Haha that's a perfect way to describe them. The villains are stupid, the climax is stupid and its all whimsical and pointless. 3-7 start to develop legitimate quality though.

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« Reply #23511 on: November 21, 2015, 02:42:58 AM »
Steven Spielberg's Bridge of Spies is as square as a 1979 videogame character, corny enough to nearly be not just a period piece from 1957 but also a film from then, and its pretty dang decent. Tom Hanks in his most Jimmy Stewart-ish role yet, is a lawyer who gets inadvertently sucked into a incident in where he must first defend, and then negotiate a trade involving a captured Russian spy in America, and he's gonna do right for this man even though he's not a red-blooded American and works for the enemy because gosh darn its just the right thing to do.

Besides being a film your parents and grandparents have probably already seen and liked, its funnier then you'd expect, with some enjoyably tart dialog and recreations of idyllic 50's America (thanks Coen bros, who scripted here). Did I mention this film is square as heck, well, it is, but that don't mean its bad. Through the lens of a 50's Cold War drama it makes a number of salient points that are relevant to today (just like how Spielberg's pretty darn good Lincoln was quite obviously allegorical to a number of topical political issues). The political commentary is all subtext, but its there. If you want to see a well made film for adults, something that's not dark for the sake of darkness, something that doesn't condescend to the audience and is smarter and funnier then it appears to be, then this is a good choice.

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« Reply #23512 on: November 21, 2015, 10:39:16 AM »
oh man.  my family is rewatching the Harry Potter movies.  1 & 2 are so bad.  Chris Columbus is the fucking worst.

I've never read any of the books but I remember seeing those Harry Potter movies for the first time and wondering what all the fuss was about. That's not really fair to the books of course because movie adaptions often suck but those movies felt like scooby doo episodes.

Yeah, this same problem is particularly evident in Phillip Pullman's His Dark Materials adaptation The Golden Compass. But if you'd like a clinic on how to delete anything interesting from a book, apparently you have to combine a fantastic Tim Powers novel with a Pirates of the Caribbean sequel.

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« Reply #23513 on: November 25, 2015, 12:16:28 AM »


I haven't been this hard since the first Days of Future Past trailer. :aah

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« Reply #23514 on: November 25, 2015, 12:40:35 AM »

 :lol

people think that shit looks cool? That's some bad cgi or green screen...ugh
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« Reply #23515 on: November 25, 2015, 12:44:00 AM »
It's choreographed well and they have 7 months to improve the CG, chillax.

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« Reply #23516 on: November 25, 2015, 12:44:32 AM »


I was skeptical, but this looks fucking great.

Netflix killing it.

Fingers crossed. Sophia Coppola tho :/


Watched Everest this week. I don't think I've ever felt less sympathetic to a group of characters dying by the handful. At one point they're asked point blank why they're doing this and all of them are like 'I dunno, just cuz I can I guess'. It's not terrible, but I did find it hilarious that the movie poses the climb as incredibly perilous to the doughy tourists throwing 70 grand at it, but the sherpas are portrayed as if they could casually stroll up to the summit on a sunny afternoon.

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« Reply #23517 on: November 25, 2015, 12:46:00 AM »
Lost in Translation was great bro

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« Reply #23518 on: November 25, 2015, 12:50:08 AM »
Sure but then she decided to emulate her fathers career and only make bad movies after her first two

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Re: The Movie News Topic
« Reply #23519 on: November 25, 2015, 12:51:01 AM »
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 :lol

people think that shit looks cool? That's some bad cgi or green screen...ugh

winter soldier had some obvious The Raid shout outs but this is pretty blatant.