Author Topic: Malek's Log (Read 38022 times)

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #180 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:06:38 AM »

This was posted a couple of days ago, but

[youtube=560,345]nJXc0NRCmRQ[/youtube]

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #181 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:08:12 AM »

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #182 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:09:58 AM »

Quote from: Malek on March 27, 2009, 02:40:46 AM

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The greatest cover ever .. or the greatest cover ever?

Kind of a creepy selection considering your flannel girl obsession.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #183 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:14:09 AM »

lol, I picked the song specifically because of my obsession.

more creepiness:

[youtube=560,345]Z0X8W6E5xeU[/youtube]

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #184 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:25:33 AM »

[youtube=560,345]HNzmrEgz_GI[/youtube]

The Animals >> The Stones

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #185 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:30:01 AM »

Animals

anyway, more creepiness

[youtube=560,345]74ezTBSuKy0[/youtube]

TVC15 · « **Reply #186 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:37:12 AM »

I've posted this before, but it is a contender for best pop song of the 60s:

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #187 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:43:43 AM »

[youtube=560,345]f5IRI4oHKNU[/youtube]

Well no one told me about her the way she lied
Well no one told me about her how many people cried
But it's too late to say you're sorry
How would I know why should I care
Please don't bother tryin' to find her
She's not there

Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked
The way she'd act and the colour of her hair
Her voice was soft and cool
Her eyes were clear and bright
But she's not there

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #188 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:46:12 AM »

fuck what a chilling voice

Fiona Apple is so hot in that video

still mah fantasy

Eric P · « **Reply #189 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:48:07 AM »

[youtube=560,345]QN8HwUxFouM[/youtube]

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #190 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:48:20 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 27, 2009, 03:46:12 AM

fuck what a chilling voice

Fiona Apple is so hot in that video

still mah fantasy

this thread is about my creepiness, not yours.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #191 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:51:32 AM »

How can you have a thread about self loathing without Portishead/Beth Gibbons? For shame

[youtube=560,345]3AmKkz5-lyA[/youtube]

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #192 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:52:10 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on March 27, 2009, 03:48:07 AM

[youtube=560,345]QN8HwUxFouM[/youtube]

great choice, and she's even wearing a flannel patterned shit!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #193 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:53:57 AM »

I've got a fitting Garbage song for Malek

[youtube=560,345]WfSKoocUfqw[/youtube]

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #194 on:** March 27, 2009, 04:52:34 AM »

my estalking went too far.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #195 on:** March 27, 2009, 12:32:50 PM »

I dislike half empty classes. I feel like I'm alone on an island.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #196 on:** March 27, 2009, 12:39:40 PM »

I just had to fill-out an evaluation for a class that I've only been to about four times.

No flannel girl

bud · « **Reply #197 on:** March 27, 2009, 12:44:15 PM »

where's cajole

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #198 on:** March 27, 2009, 12:47:16 PM »

he's left the forum; he still posts on his blog, the somewhatmanlynerd

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #199 on:** March 27, 2009, 12:47:47 PM »

20 minutes in, and still no lecture

i never pick good days to go to class.

bud · « **Reply #200 on:** March 27, 2009, 12:48:31 PM »

what class are you supposed to have now?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #201 on:** March 27, 2009, 12:49:16 PM »

Quote from: bud on March 27, 2009, 12:48:31 PM

what class are you supposed to have now?

property.

Diunx · « **Reply #202 on:** March 27, 2009, 01:28:08 PM »

I'm not going to class today, the finals are in 2 weeks so the class will be empty (the fact that today is Friday is not helping) and I don't feel like listening to an old man talking about his life for 10 minutes for every 5 minutes of actual class.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #203 on:** March 27, 2009, 01:42:18 PM »

classes on friday? in college? unacceptable unless you're a hard science major

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #204 on:** March 27, 2009, 01:44:23 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 27, 2009, 01:42:18 PM

classes on friday? in college? unacceptable unless you're a hard science major

To be fair, I haven't been to many friday classes.
hell, i haven't really been to monday, tuesday, Wednesday, or thursday classes as well

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #205 on:** March 27, 2009, 03:43:04 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 27, 2009, 12:47:47 PM

20 minutes in, and still no lecture

i never pick good days to go to class.

You're probably at wrong place. I bet the class before it was told that there were switching class locations and now you are in the wrong spot. I bet everyone else is doing something awesome.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

That's always how i feel if the class is late and there are only a few people

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #206 on:** March 27, 2009, 06:00:36 PM »

Arvie, we were writing class evaluations. Mine took ten seconds to fill out because I simply circled "great" for every question, not that it matters: the prof is in his 70s and well liked.

I was disappointed that flannel girl wasn't there. She's not in class like half the time I show up.

WE BOTH DITCH; WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER!!

* Malek cuts himself

I had no luck trying to find a candidate for obsessive-law-school-crush-number2. Ms Cardigan Sweater, probably the second most attractive girl at school, is getting married. Little Ms. Know-It-All angers me, and besides, she doesn't like beards. I-Like-to-Wear-Boys-Clothing is cute, but has no body.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #207 on:** March 27, 2009, 06:04:23 PM »

This Flannel Girl saga better end on a good note $:-\$

Not devastating liver damage

Barry Egan · « **Reply #208 on:** March 27, 2009, 06:07:23 PM »

It does end on a good note. Flannel girl made it out of the class with the strange bearded guy with all her anatomy intact!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #209 on:** March 27, 2009, 06:09:19 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on March 27, 2009, 06:04:23 PM

This Flannel Girl saga better end on a good note $:-\$

Not devastating liver damage

Yes . . .wouldn't want to damage my . . . healthy liver.

By the by, maybe you missed it yesterday, but she's seeing someone. I have no idea how serious they are.

Now Chipop, no need implying that I'm crazy enough to eat her

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with witnesses around

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #210 on:** March 27, 2009, 06:13:02 PM »

The heart wants what the heart wants; no use reasoning with it.
Not unlike FoC!

I found the woman that I want to worship for the rest of my life.
Not unlike FoC!

I spam evilbore with the same messages over-and-over again!

Not unlike FoC!!!

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #211 on:** March 27, 2009, 06:16:13 PM »

Is she gets married, I can make her get a divorce.

If she relocates, I can follow her!

If she disappears, I can find her.

If she dies, I can . . . well . . . you don't want to know what I'll do to her corpse.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #212 on:** March 27, 2009, 06:16:31 PM »

Quote

I say don't forget about her, if it makes you happy, but tone it down. Try to find another hobby, terrorism perhaps? 72 flannel virgins will be waiting for you.

the Islamic branch of Psychoanalysis is a strange branch

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #213 on:** March 27, 2009, 06:18:17 PM »

Quote from: Chipopo on March 27, 2009, 06:16:31 PM

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I say don't forget about her, if it makes you happy, but tone it down. Try to find another hobby, terrorism perhaps? 72 flannel virgins will be waiting for you.

the Islamic branch of Psychoanalysis is a strange branch

Like the West is any better. I've had six shrinks try their best, and the results speak for themselves.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #214 on:** March 27, 2009, 06:28:58 PM »

It's not?

Thanks for telling me before I put my bomb vest on.

I don't want 72 Flannel Girls anyway.; I wan just one! :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #215 on:** March 27, 2009, 06:41:20 PM »

Hair? That will be difficult.

I already have her mother's name. Yes, unfortunately I did some estalking last night. I'm concerned about the legal status of estalking in Manitoba. There's no case law to date; consequently, Flannel Girl v. Malek will be a landmark trial.

bud · « **Reply #216 on:** March 27, 2009, 07:09:03 PM »

it's awesome and kinda cute that you have a nick for every chick you have a crush on

i still haven't found my flannel girl

in my first year of college, i had class with this 26 year old polish woman named magdalena. she was really hot and appeared in black 99.9% of the time. not that it matters or anything because i didn't even stand a chance--i was 18 and looked very young, and still do-- but it's a shame she had drawn on eyebrows.

i just thought i'd throw this out there

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #217 on:** March 27, 2009, 07:13:49 PM »

If it makes you feel better, she probably had unprotected sex with Kosma.

bud · « **Reply #218 on:** March 27, 2009, 07:20:03 PM »

a lot of times when we had class late, she'd arrive with bags filled with expensive she'd bought at the mall--shoes, clothes etc.

she didn't have a job and when one of my friends once asked her how she could afford any of that stuff, she told him to shut up and got mad--from there on, we thought she was a woman of the night

maybe i've finally found a fitting nick for a chick i had a crush on... hookergirl

i also remember in one class she was looking at her myspace or whatever and there were all these pictures with her and some guy, and i was at the back and looked at her screen... i was kinda devastated.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #219 on:** March 27, 2009, 07:31:18 PM »

If you liked her so much, you should have scrounged up fifty dollars together and hired her for the half-hour.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #220 on:** March 27, 2009, 07:43:39 PM »

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recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #221 on:** March 27, 2009, 08:13:49 PM »

shouldn't she be attending the property class? she can bring Proudhon's Philosophy of Poverty and interrupt every lecture to quote from it. omg that would so turn me on

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #222 on:** March 27, 2009, 08:19:13 PM »

Maybe she has (I've been to like four property classes all year).

If she has, does that mean she might dig Proudhon's long anarchist beard?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #223 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:10:45 PM »

Recursive, what is queer anarchism?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #224 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:14:06 PM »

I hope Flannel girl isn't . . . wait all those colors suck.

I am still willing to look past your anarchism and your present relationship, Flannel Girl. Come on!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #225 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:19:49 PM »

We can always have recusrive sew up a Queer-subtext anarchism flag with kick ass subtextual colours.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #226 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:20:03 PM »

by the way, I need an anarchist to explain how they plan to maintain an economic system--whether communism or capitalism--without the threat of state violence.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #227 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:23:37 PM »

Aisle five under the turquoise flag, Malek.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #228 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:26:06 PM »

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 27, 2009, 11:22:57 PM

invisible hand

invisible hand--guiding private police forces and private armies. (this solution has actually been proposed by anarcho-capitalists)

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #229 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:26:43 PM »

Could minarchists be classified as a form of anarchism?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #230 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:31:15 PM »

Quote from: T EXP on March 27, 2009, 11:26:43 PM

Could minarchists be classified as a form of anarchism?

I wouldn't think so because they would still maintain a centralized state for legal and military purposes.

JayDubya's wetdream.

Mandark · « **Reply #231 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:33:00 PM »

Quote from: Malek on March 27, 2009, 11:26:06 PM

Quote from: Genghis Cohen on March 27, 2009, 11:22:57 PM
invisible hand
invisible hand--guiding private police forces and private armies. (this solution has actually been proposed by anarcho-capitalists)

Some libertarians will argue that there are historical examples of privatized law enforcement (mostly 19th century England) which could be adapted to our society.

If you ever find yourself suggesting that the navy be replaced by letters of marque, it may be time to reconsider how you pick and choose your political battles.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #232 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:38:47 PM »

Since the letter of marque were authorized and enforced by centralized states, does that even count? I think what I'm getting at is: how would an anarchist keep his private forces inline? Other private forces? What if they merged out of self-interest?

Maybe I should study anarchism, just in case I ever make it with flannel girl. Don't want to be ill prepared for sex AND anarchism talk.

Mandark · « **Reply #233 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:46:57 PM »

There's probably an underlying assumption that everything will work out so well in anarcholibertopia that very few people will want to upset the apple cart, and naturally the majority would mete out mob justice.

Or that the productive members of society would create ~~Rearden Metal~~ the best weapons technology and naturally be able to fend off the leeches.

But honestly, aren't ~90% of anarchists just youths being idealistic or people looking to get a rise out of someone?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #234 on:** March 27, 2009, 11:53:41 PM »

Quote from: Mandark on March 27, 2009, 11:46:57 PM

But honestly, aren't ~90% of anarchists just youths being idealistic people looking to get a rise out of someone or need a sticker for their skateboard?

.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #235 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:00:59 AM »

Anarchy has a duel meaning in our society. I would imagine most of those kids aren't real political anarchists.

Anarchists are not alone. Most ideologists believe that their preferred systems of government will work out so well that people won't have a reason to become dissatisfied or upset enough to cause internal conflict.

The problem isn't just within: anarchists have the same problem hunter and gatherers had: an inability to protect themselves from powerful organized, militarized, states. Imagine if South Korea dissolved and become an anarchist society. How, outside of the help of an actual state, would it protect itself from the North?

Mandark · « **Reply #236 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:06:31 AM »

Quote from: Malek on March 28, 2009, 12:00:59 AM

Anarchists are not alone. Most ideologists believe that their preferred systems of government will work out so well that people won't have a reason to become dissatisfied or upset enough to cause internal conflict.

"After the revolution, we will all eat strawberries and cream!"

"But I don't like strawberries and cream."

"After the revolution, you will love strawberries and cream!"

Serious answer to the last part: If they're coming at the question from an Ayn Rand place, they think of government as a crutch for the weak and ineffectual. As long as the strong refuse to voluntarily submit, they will always triumph, and the strong are always righteous and more deserving.

But c'mon. Picking apart anarchy is shooting bestickered skatefish in a barrel.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #237 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:10:29 AM »

I only care because of flannel girl. If I don't get some decent answers which help prop up anarchy, I'll lose respect for her and only love her with 99.9% of my heart, instead of 100%.

And this forum continues to take on that intellectual heavy weight FoC! As far as I'm concerned, fictional anarchists put up a better fight.

Mandark · « **Reply #238 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:12:56 AM »

FoC loses cause he refuses to organize with the other libertarians and form a communal defense.

PS Since I don't follow your love life, how old is flannel girl?

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #239 on:** March 28, 2009, 12:15:53 AM »

Even look at Survivor, people don't want to see a Lord of the Flies social experiment, they want to see MXC-lite/Realword then have an orderly democratic vote for who leaves the Island. People are very happy with the social institutions that have been built up and would be scared shitless if they were taken away. I bet if there was something catastrophic to happen and there was a social breakdown, pie in the sky libertopians like JayDubya would be the first to have the smug grin wiped off their face.

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Author Topic: Malek's Log (Read 38022 times)