Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3649885 times)

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1260 on:** May 31, 2010, 08:34:15 PM »

she's attractive but her face is still kinda dumb.

Costanza · « **Reply #1261 on:** May 31, 2010, 08:35:23 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on May 31, 2010, 08:34:15 PM

she's attractive but her face is still kinda dumb.

yet you like Natalie Portman?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1262 on:** May 31, 2010, 09:01:29 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1263 on:** May 31, 2010, 09:06:06 PM »

Quote from: Costanza on May 31, 2010, 08:25:20 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on May 31, 2010, 08:15:36 PM
i dont like her face. it's dumb

spoiler (click to show/hide)
[img]http://i.imgur.com/RVLY4.gif
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DON'T PUT IMAGE TAGS AROUND NSFW STUFF EVEN IF YOU SPOILERED IT.

People thought I was browsing some porn right now.

demi · « **Reply #1264 on:** May 31, 2010, 09:09:45 PM »

why are you browsing this thread then? Jesus

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1265 on:** May 31, 2010, 09:10:38 PM »

Even when I do browse this thread in public, I never check spoilers regardless. You fail

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1266 on:** May 31, 2010, 09:15:37 PM »

Quote from: demi on May 31, 2010, 09:09:45 PM

why are you browsing this thread then? Jesus

I'm bored? I don't really browse these threads until 2 or 3 AM and even them with everything in an incognito window and headphones on.

demi · « **Reply #1267 on:** May 31, 2010, 09:16:33 PM »

maybe if they see you browsing porn they wont think you're gay now

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1268 on:** May 31, 2010, 09:17:49 PM »

I always found the link within a spoiler like a double failsafe

. Don't tempt fate!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #1269 on:** May 31, 2010, 10:11:22 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on May 31, 2010, 09:45:33 PM

Quote
like turrets

would these be firing real shells or blanks?

Awww man!

:'( I'ma find some mech porn now

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #1270 on:** June 02, 2010, 08:46:37 PM »

Apparently the Batman film is rather humorous.

http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=93811

WrikaWrek · « **Reply #1271 on:** June 02, 2010, 10:16:02 PM »

Seeing Batman fuck Alexis texas is just.....priceless.

demi · « **Reply #1272 on:** June 02, 2010, 10:54:14 PM »

Quote from: Junpei the Tracer! on June 02, 2010, 08:46:37 PM

Apparently the Batman film is rather humorous.

http://www.empflix.com/view.php?id=93811

Before I click this are there any dudes I would like in here. Ichirou said there would be but I dont want to watch this to be disappointed

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1273 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:19:46 AM »

Ron Jeremy?

demi · « **Reply #1274 on:** June 03, 2010, 02:25:47 AM »

Oh thats right... does he have a scene

T-Short · « **Reply #1275 on:** June 03, 2010, 10:26:20 AM »

not porn, but putting it in here is probably better than in the regular outsidelinks thread

http://vimeo.com/11986796

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1276 on:** June 03, 2010, 04:01:52 PM »

Wait, why did he eat her out after fucking her?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1277 on:** June 03, 2010, 07:25:11 PM »

get a chance to backwash.

brob · « **Reply #1278 on:** June 03, 2010, 07:28:11 PM »

smh wilco. Not going down after fucking? sounds like some bull prole would champion to me.

demi · « **Reply #1279 on:** June 03, 2010, 07:33:17 PM »

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1280 on:** June 04, 2010, 02:17:09 AM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on June 03, 2010, 07:28:11 PM

smh wilco. Not going down after fucking? sounds like some bull prole would champion to me.

You do it before, not after. If I wanted to taste my own spunk, I'd change my name to demi.

brob · « **Reply #1281 on:** June 04, 2010, 03:28:45 AM »

Anywhere my dick goes my tongue can follow. You sexually repressed lot needs to stay out of my nsfw thread.

demi · « **Reply #1282 on:** June 04, 2010, 07:32:04 AM »

I dont even like cum, why would you name yourself to me

Bloodwake · « **Reply #1283 on:** June 04, 2010, 01:41:36 PM »

Quote from: dcharlie on May 31, 2010, 09:48:10 PM

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Maria Ozawa is legitimately beautiful.

and, as i discovered thanks to Ch1nchilla , a friend of my brother in law. i wa shock!

A lot of the "av idols" are mindnummingly hot, moreso than American porn stars.

Raban · « **Reply #1284 on:** June 06, 2010, 04:40:59 AM »

I saw this spray in TF2, anybody wanna ID this bitch?

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chronovore · « **Reply #1285 on:** June 06, 2010, 05:03:58 AM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on June 04, 2010, 01:41:36 PM

Quote from: dcharlie on May 31, 2010, 09:48:10 PM
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Maria Ozawa is legitimately beautiful.

and, as i discovered thanks to Ch1nchilla , a friend of my brother in law. i wa shock!

A lot of the "av idols" are mindnummingly hot, moreso than American porn stars.

Yeah, definitely. Akiho Yoshizawa, Tina Yuzuki/Rio, Aida Yua, especially so.

Quote from: startselect on June 06, 2010, 04:40:59 AM

I saw this spray in TF2, anybody wanna ID this bitch?
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[img]http://i47.tinypic.com/n2gw9u.jpg[img]
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How soon after taking this snapshot were you stabbed in the back by The Spy?

Raban · « **Reply #1286 on:** June 06, 2010, 12:31:15 PM »

Never?

It was in our base.

Raban · « **Reply #1287 on:** June 06, 2010, 06:57:28 PM »

I asked like 20 times, on chat and voice. No one responded.

Raban · « **Reply #1288 on:** June 06, 2010, 07:02:29 PM »

I just wanna fap :'( :'(

etiolate · « **Reply #1289 on:** June 07, 2010, 02:38:22 AM »

no

chances are she'd just stare into the camera while giving half-hearted hand jobs to a couple dudes while the rest of the penises run around unchecked

eventually, after a bunch of other chicks show up to take care of the rest of the dicks, the main dude will get her to take her pants off and let loose the ghosts hidden in her sleepy hallow while Kate stares off into the distance, spreadsheeting media appearances in her mind

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1290 on:** June 07, 2010, 07:00:14 AM »

yeah, once you've seen Kate flop around the set of Dancing With the Stars with her bored lifeless eyes, nagging her trainers soul in to oblivion whenever he does something remotely spontaneous, the fantasy dies forever.

I would watch Kate Plus Eight Dicks however, assuming the parody scenes featured Kate scooping up midgets literally dressed up like anthromorphized dicks and driving them places in her minivan.

chronovore · « **Reply #1291 on:** June 07, 2010, 08:34:19 AM »

The sad part is "driving midgets places in her minivan" is not a euphemism.

OptimoPeach · « **Reply #1292 on:** June 10, 2010, 10:41:20 AM »

I wasn't too happy about not being able to remove the Google background image feature they added this morning, but I decided to accept it and now I think it's pretty great: http://imgur.com/5m0LC.jpg

Skidmark · « **Reply #1293 on:** June 10, 2010, 02:20:08 PM »

http://titsthatjiggleabit.com/

http://funnyfap.com/

http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html

not that funny but worth checking out.

http://titsthatjiggleabit.com/31811.gif

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1294 on:** June 10, 2010, 02:49:12 PM »

http://funnyfap.com/491/

GABE?!

demi · « **Reply #1295 on:** June 10, 2010, 03:21:21 PM »

that image is posted on /v/ a lot

Skidmark · « **Reply #1296 on:** June 12, 2010, 08:00:53 PM »

pick your favorite:
http://www.playboy.com/girls/landingpages/evolution-of-the-boob/

Raban · « **Reply #1297 on:** June 12, 2010, 11:38:46 PM »

Quote from: Skidmark on June 12, 2010, 08:00:53 PM

pick your favorite:
http://www.playboy.com/girls/landingpages/evolution-of-the-boob/

Tie between the 60s and 90s. Miss March '67

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #1298 on:** June 13, 2010, 12:16:34 AM »

60's boobs are fuckin' dumb looking.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1299 on:** June 13, 2010, 12:21:27 AM »

60s Cuban missile crisis boobs

Raban · « **Reply #1300 on:** June 13, 2010, 01:28:41 AM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 13, 2010, 12:16:34 AM

60's boobs are fuckin' dumb looking.

Dude you're attracted to pre-teen girls.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 13, 2010, 12:21:27 AM

60s Cuban missile crisis boobs

I think I found out where all the missiles REALLY were!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1301 on:** June 15, 2010, 06:52:42 AM »

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1288071184

okay I'm not homo and I'm certainly not mean but there's no way this guy is being paid to fuck those two. So what I'm wondering is do they just go out into the street or into the gym and pick the first guy that's willing to be on camera? I mean, if it's somebody who's never going to have a career in porn, then how do they make sure that he has no std's?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1302 on:** June 15, 2010, 02:30:38 PM »

They test everyone to see if they can do the work dude. Lasting long and getting hard on camera>looks. It's not like the straight guys get paid a lot anyway

Mupepe · « **Reply #1303 on:** June 15, 2010, 04:09:51 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 15, 2010, 02:30:38 PM

They test everyone to see if they can do the work dude. Lasting long and getting hard on camera>looks. It's not like the straight guys get paid a lot anyway

wanna make some money with me?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1304 on:** June 16, 2010, 12:13:39 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 15, 2010, 02:30:38 PM

They test everyone to see if they can do the work dude. Lasting long and getting hard on camera>looks. It's not like the straight guys get paid a lot anyway

Straight dude in porn = dildo with legs

Unless you're doing some crazy Max Hardcore shit.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #1305 on:** June 16, 2010, 12:20:18 AM »

regardless.....kegels and viagra don't prevent you from having std's.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1306 on:** June 16, 2010, 12:23:26 AM »

That's where the tests come in.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1307 on:** June 17, 2010, 06:58:31 PM »

[youtube=560,345]S6gvG3Crepw[/youtube]
[youtube=560,345]S7hHyq0H4yc[/youtube]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1308 on:** June 18, 2010, 01:04:03 AM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1309 on:** June 18, 2010, 01:23:20 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2010, 01:04:03 AM

meh

gay

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1310 on:** June 18, 2010, 01:24:15 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on June 18, 2010, 01:23:20 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2010, 01:04:03 AM
meh

gay

Quote from: cloudwalking on June 17, 2010, 04:54:45 PM

cajole picked my nail colour, by the way

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1311 on:** June 18, 2010, 01:30:58 AM »

goddamn it, cloud

Skidmark · « **Reply #1312 on:** June 18, 2010, 08:30:56 AM »

http://brazzers.com/
user: Brazzers4chan
pass: cumbuckets

Go nuts

Mupepe · « **Reply #1313 on:** June 18, 2010, 12:01:53 PM »

yousonofabitch.gif

Skidmark · « **Reply #1314 on:** June 18, 2010, 12:32:51 PM »

Quote from: Rob Thomas on June 18, 2010, 12:01:53 PM

yousonofabitch.gif

I am kidding you not, 32 GB downloaded so far.

Costanza · « **Reply #1315 on:** June 18, 2010, 01:45:20 PM »

dead

Skidmark · « **Reply #1316 on:** June 18, 2010, 01:53:28 PM »

I am still in and downloading, try again.

Costanza · « **Reply #1317 on:** June 18, 2010, 01:55:42 PM »

Your account has been locked because of too many logins. Please contact support to change your password.

Skidmark · « **Reply #1318 on:** June 18, 2010, 01:57:06 PM »

Quote from: Costanza on June 18, 2010, 01:55:42 PM

Your account has been locked because of too many logins. Please contact support to change your password.

I see. I guess I shouldn't sign out then.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1319 on:** June 18, 2010, 02:12:52 PM »

::Free offer is posted::

::Costanza suddenly appears::

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Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3649885 times)