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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2009, 08:50:56 PM »
More like nasty but awesome.  This game is turning out way more interesting than god of war imo.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2009, 08:57:15 PM »
Game seems utterly meh to me.

We'll see how it plays I guess.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2009, 08:58:36 PM »
:lol

I wanna play this game, but there's no way that I'm paying for it.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2009, 09:02:43 PM »
Little creatures coming out of the nipples of giant veiny titties?

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2009, 09:03:07 PM »
Oh wow at the breasts shaking.
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2009, 09:05:22 PM »
ewwww

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2009, 09:06:32 PM »
Also their attempts to seem edgy and shocking seem sort of lame. After you've hunted down people and murdered them in the most brutal way possible in Manhunt or watched any decent hentai tentacle porn, I'm all full of yawns for what they are doing.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2009, 09:07:40 PM »
I hope there's a super hard mode :drool
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2009, 09:22:56 PM »
Also their attempts to seem edgy and shocking seem sort of lame. After you've hunted down people and murdered them in the most brutal way possible in Manhunt or watched any decent hentai tentacle porn, I'm all full of yawns for what they are doing.
fuck that bullshit.  the game's story kind of dictates that they have to go for a very graphic style when it comes to violence/sex, it's not like they're doing this just to set a new standard for that.

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/nine-circles-dantes-inferno/57866

that interview has some information on the story and how the upgrade system works.  I'm really interested how they pull off levels like pride, greed, and envy.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #10 on: October 20, 2009, 09:27:50 PM »
Also their attempts to seem edgy and shocking seem sort of lame. After you've hunted down people and murdered them in the most brutal way possible in Manhunt or watched any decent hentai tentacle porn, I'm all full of yawns for what they are doing.
fuck that bullshit.  the game's story kind of dictates that they have to go for a very graphic style when it comes to violence/sex, it's not like they're doing this just to set a new standard for that.

http://www.gametrailers.com/video/nine-circles-dantes-inferno/57866

that interview has some information on the story and how the upgrade system works.  I'm really interested how they pull off levels like pride, greed, and envy.


Every interview I've ever seen of them seems like that one scene in Weird Science where they create larger boobs because tits rock!

And you know there is nothing really wrong with that except I'd prefer they sort of just embraced that rather than pretend they are going for art as they seem to waver between. My real problem with the game is that it seems less interesting to me than either Bayonetta or GOW 3.

But I've said my piece on the game. I'll wait to see how it actually turns out.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #11 on: October 20, 2009, 10:15:48 PM »
I haven't seen many videos so I have no idea what the exact boobies ratio is but I would imagine that it's probably all just in the Lust level..

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2009, 10:42:19 PM »
Epic Mickey is, considering the appearances of game-vs-source-material ratio, more edgy than Dante's Inferno.

Also, the level of plasticity, blurry grime, etc. are not particularly effective. I know it's a game with different limitations than Dead Space, but in terms of nailing the aesthetic, Dante's doesn't hit the same high mark of that game.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2009, 02:03:00 AM »
wow, it really is unabashedly mimicking GoW isn't it?

i think it's a shame this game is called dante's inferno, but i do really like dead space, so i'm kind of mildly interested. GoW3 will be better though.
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2009, 02:16:37 AM »
Who the fuck cares if it apes another popular game? That's all Volition has done this generation, and the end result is a product superior than the one that it was obviously influenced by.
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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2009, 02:20:08 AM »
we've already been through this willco.  ::) volition needs to make free space next gen.
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« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2009, 02:23:53 AM »
You shut your whore mouth. I know where you live!
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« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2009, 02:24:07 AM »
Well, relative to the area!
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« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2009, 02:35:16 AM »

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« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2009, 02:40:07 AM »
I will go all EviLore up in your ass, Beezy. Keep it up!
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2009, 03:17:45 AM »
Well I did play it right after the game of this generation. Most games are boring in comparison.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2009, 03:30:02 AM »
Was it a coincidence that the video was prefaced by a Trojan ad?
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2009, 12:38:23 AM »
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Bebpo

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2009, 01:00:03 AM »
So the game is still God of War on a smaller scale.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2009, 01:01:36 AM »
Demo is out tomorrow on PS3

I hope it's the lust level

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2009, 01:12:36 AM »
Demo is out tomorrow on PS3

I hope it's the lust level

It's the Gates of Hell. I hope it's not GoW clone, we certainly don't need another one.
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2009, 02:12:40 AM »
I only saw the developer diaries up until now and was mildly interested. 

The gameplay looks OK I guess but it looks pretty meh in terms of graphics.  I'm no expert but there doesn't seem to be much going on lighting-wise.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2009, 06:27:09 PM »
no ps3 impressions yet?


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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2009, 06:36:51 PM »
Demo isn't up yet.
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2009, 07:06:17 PM »
Played the demo. Ugh. It's a blatant GoW clone. Shit, you even ride the giant monster and stomp enemies like the GoW3 demo.

Also the nekked ladies are not sexy

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #30 on: December 10, 2009, 07:49:08 PM »
wow absolutely amazing demo. makes god of bore look like a joke.

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« Reply #31 on: December 10, 2009, 07:56:37 PM »
This is one of the least ambitious game I've played in a while.  It's more like God of War than I thought from the videos.  Only notable difference is that you have a ranged weapon with the cross that acts like the ranged weapons in DMC.  It not bad or anything (assuming you enjoy God of War).  It does seem a lot less polished than those games.  Like, it uses a fixed camera because it also has evade on the right stick, but it's still kinda bad as opposed to GoW games, where it does a good job of showing you the action.  I might pick it up really cheap in the future.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #32 on: December 10, 2009, 08:07:21 PM »
When I was fighting Death "Holy shit I'm definitely looking forward to this more than God of War 3"

After I beat the demo "$30 max"

Death was definitely the highlight, after you beat him it turns into GoW in hell. The game is faster than GoW though, it takes SO MUCH from it though, I don't like having to mash O to get health IT'S distinguished mentally-challenged. I hated that in GoW and I hate it here, it has such a good concept it's a shame that they couldn't come up with their own combat system or swipe from an actual above decent one. I would've LOVED a Ninja Gaiden in hell clone. Such potential.

 :'(

Oh yeah those crosses are hot fire.

Edit: The real worst part is that they didn't do anything different with the combat system, there is nothing wrong with using another combat system but atleast make it your own. Do something special, evolve it, they did none of that. All the good and all the shit is still there.
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #33 on: December 10, 2009, 08:10:13 PM »
my impression was that I really wanted my Bayonetta demo to run as well as my Dante's Inferno demo.

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« Reply #34 on: December 10, 2009, 08:14:15 PM »
i'm amazed that visceral were able to out gow at its own game in their first effort.

i need to cancel my gow3 preorder and preorder dante's inferno asap.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #35 on: December 10, 2009, 08:23:20 PM »
Reading Purgatory looks more fun than this.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #36 on: December 10, 2009, 08:29:06 PM »
I wish people would stop changing their names.  :(
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #37 on: December 10, 2009, 08:31:16 PM »
but it's the same guy with the grandpa avatar.

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« Reply #38 on: December 10, 2009, 08:31:52 PM »
That's Chipopo.  You can tell by the gay swagger.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #39 on: December 10, 2009, 08:34:35 PM »
I had My F*cking Grandpa as my tag for a while to make the transition easier for you Junpei.  You just don't notice the things that I do.

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« Reply #40 on: December 10, 2009, 08:36:40 PM »
I'm not comfortable with Chipopo being known for gay swagger. 

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« Reply #41 on: December 10, 2009, 08:49:57 PM »
Just played the demo.  Looks like a PS2 game but plays solid for a GoW clone.  You can instantly block or evade from any frame, you have a decent amount of moves to upgrade to, and the action's pretty solid. 
It almost seems like you are too powerful though.  With instant evade/block, super mode, projectile attacks, really long reach weapon, it seems kinda easy.

I like action games, and there aren't enough of them, so I'll pick it up and give it a playthrough.



The only thing I don't like is having to grab a person and watch an animation to do a xp kill.  Wish it was just automatic based somehow on your playing style.

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« Reply #42 on: December 10, 2009, 09:06:10 PM »
I want to download this but I STILL don't have a working PS3... fukken $ony moneyhats :maf

But really, I wish second-rate action games like this would stop cloning GoW (which is pretty second-rate itself). Or at least they can do everyone a favor and completely cut the quick time events and button mashing to open chests and doors.

Oh yeah, I think the LE comes with a Dead Space costume:

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #43 on: December 10, 2009, 09:21:03 PM »
So ummm...since Dante stole Death's scythe and killed him at the start, doesn't that like fuck up the system?

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #44 on: December 10, 2009, 09:53:57 PM »
It's not that hard to get locked 60fps when you're using a last-gen engine!

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #45 on: December 10, 2009, 09:55:25 PM »
Seems to be an interesting mix of opinions.

I'll be curious to try the demo when it comes to the 360.

On one hand it looks like a complete God of War clone which is a bit annoying.

On the other hand, I don't have a PS3 so if it's a good game in general I'm fine with that. The problem is Bayonetta set the bar so high, it will really take something to grab my interest.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #47 on: December 11, 2009, 01:02:32 PM »
Hot. I enjoyed it.

But still a poor man's GOW.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #49 on: December 12, 2009, 04:07:13 PM »
This has custom soundtrack support. Pretty neat.
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« Reply #50 on: December 12, 2009, 05:21:39 PM »
Will rent day one.
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2009, 05:24:53 PM »
You're gonna rent Bayonetta too right?
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« Reply #52 on: December 12, 2009, 05:30:11 PM »
Fuck no
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #53 on: December 12, 2009, 05:53:06 PM »
lame
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #54 on: December 24, 2009, 11:48:50 AM »
bump for superior version demo out

This game is hot. Do want.
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #55 on: December 24, 2009, 12:59:33 PM »
Plays like a fairly solid God of War clone like I expected. Didn't blow me away like Bayonetta but it also probably doesn't disappoint if your expectations were realistic.

Not a huge fan of the genre but I'll probably Gamefly this one down the road.

http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/games/media/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d802454108cf/?p=1&of=1&bt=0&sb=1#offers
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #56 on: December 25, 2009, 03:08:55 PM »
this game is so fucking rough. God of War destroyed
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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #57 on: December 25, 2009, 03:39:32 PM »
You even played the GOW3 demo? Dante's Inferno looks and plays like a poor man's GOW. The game is trying too hard to mimic GOW's epic set pieces. The crashing boat in the beginning and the fire really looked bad.

GOW3 is the real deal. The last segment in the GOW3 demo is probably better than the whole Dante Inferno game.

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« Reply #58 on: December 25, 2009, 03:46:46 PM »


Seriously, GOW3 looks at least one generation ahead.

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Re: hot or not? (dante's inferno related)
« Reply #59 on: December 25, 2009, 03:47:48 PM »
The demo was a shitty God of War clone.  Not.