Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 946189 times)

bork · « **Reply #6360 on:** June 03, 2019, 10:07:15 PM »

Quote from: Sideshow Raheem on June 03, 2019, 07:57:43 PM

Bork Lesnar, after making a big deal about having a whole year to cash in, will cash in his money in the bank award this week.

Oddly, I was looking forward to more Boom Box Bork.

Brock isn't cashing in tonight despite WWE advertising it.

He's teased it a few times and then just went out and destroyed Rollins...but didn't cash in. He just kept saying "FRIDAY! FRIDAY!" to Heyman. I can see him flying over to blood moneyland just to tease it again and leaving.

bork · « **Reply #6361 on:** June 03, 2019, 10:15:55 PM »

The Firefly Funhouse just had a demonic Vince McMahon puppet pop up.

bork · « **Reply #6362 on:** June 03, 2019, 10:24:37 PM »

https://twitter.com/Robi2184/status/1135733003207004160

team filler · « **Reply #6363 on:** June 03, 2019, 10:29:23 PM »

only worthwhile thing about wwe rn

team filler · « **Reply #6364 on:** June 04, 2019, 03:56:26 AM »

nachobro · « **Reply #6365 on:** June 04, 2019, 09:50:16 PM »

https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1136086933166338048

el idolo

nachobro · « **Reply #6366 on:** June 04, 2019, 09:50:50 PM »

goldberg

nachobro · « **Reply #6367 on:** June 04, 2019, 09:53:41 PM »

this saudi show has the worst fuckin card jesus christ

goldberg vs taker
hhh vs orton
roman vs shane
rollins vs corbin
dolph vs kofi
lars sullivan vs 3 mexicans i think?
50 man jobber battle royale

luckily el idolo andrade cien almas will be there to steal the show

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6368 on:** June 04, 2019, 10:24:52 PM »

The Finn-Andrade match is literally the only thing I will miss seeing. The rest of it is garbage.

bork · « **Reply #6369 on:** June 05, 2019, 07:18:18 AM »

https://twitter.com/Takahata101/status/1135727795315720192

Trent Dole · « **Reply #6370 on:** June 05, 2019, 03:31:02 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on June 04, 2019, 09:53:41 PM

this saudi show has the worst fuckin card jesus christ

goldberg vs taker
hhh vs orton
roman vs shane
rollins vs corbin
dolph vs kofi
lars sullivan vs 3 mexicans i think?
50 man jobber battle royale

luckily el idolo andrade cien almas will be there to steal the show

A WRESTLEMANIA EQUIVALENT EVENT

bork · « **Reply #6371 on:** June 05, 2019, 05:57:23 PM »

Quote from: Stro on June 05, 2019, 03:37:02 PM

Rollins vs Corbin is hilarious

They must know how bad it is and that has to be why Brock didn't cash in on Monday (that whole segment. Made. No. Sense. At. ALL.) and will be going to ~~BETTER THAN WRESTLEMANIA~~.

nachobro · « **Reply #6372 on:** June 05, 2019, 06:02:10 PM »

💩A WRESTLEMANIA EQUIVALENT EVENT 💩

bork · « **Reply #6373 on:** June 05, 2019, 07:52:40 PM »

Hey, listen- SA gets a bad rap. I mean, they recently let women drive, fellas. In 2018! PROGRESSIVE!

bork · « **Reply #6374 on:** June 07, 2019, 02:25:39 PM »

Have ~~Super~~ Shit Showdown during this final, slow hour of work.

Baron Corbin predictably jobs to Rollins in the opening match, then attacks him afterwards.

Here comes Brock...who predictably didn't cash in after Rollins suddenly recovers and attacks him.

bork · « **Reply #6375 on:** June 07, 2019, 02:31:49 PM »

Got a call and missed Brock beating up Rollins, then walking out with the briefcase. Rumors are that this is going to keep happening until Summerslam.

bork · « **Reply #6376 on:** June 07, 2019, 02:49:41 PM »

ANDRADE LOST TO 'THE DEMON' I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This show feels like even less of a PPV-level show than usual. It's like Friday Afternoon Raw.

Maybe the 50 man battle royal will be fun.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #6377 on:** June 07, 2019, 03:05:10 PM »

50 man battle royal preview:
https://youtu.be/F8qK6oHOf14?t=20m10s

nachobro · « **Reply #6378 on:** June 07, 2019, 03:05:18 PM »

was the match worth watching? that's the only thing on the card that seemed interesting.

bork · « **Reply #6379 on:** June 07, 2019, 03:07:09 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on June 07, 2019, 03:05:18 PM

was the match worth watching? that's the only thing on the card that seemed interesting.

I only half-watched it. Felt like a TV-level match. Am currently barely-watching Shane/Roman.

bork · « **Reply #6380 on:** June 07, 2019, 03:37:21 PM »

Missed Lars squash the Lucha House Party, but did hear the announcers trying to spin his awful, shitty promo from earlier this week as "intelligent." LMAO.

bork · « **Reply #6381 on:** June 07, 2019, 03:38:06 PM »

HHH CAME OUT ON A BIKE

WRESTLEMANIA-CALIBER EVENT BREHS

Holy shit, Cole literally just said this as I started typing it.

bork · « **Reply #6382 on:** June 07, 2019, 03:39:12 PM »

HHH looks roided up like crazy.

bork · « **Reply #6383 on:** June 07, 2019, 03:43:33 PM »

Graves: "Randy Orton competes week after week."

He does...?

bork · « **Reply #6384 on:** June 07, 2019, 03:47:09 PM »

I like that the one guy in this crowd who looks interested is wearing an AEW shirt.

Look how many people aren't even looking in the general direction of the ring and are on their phones.

bork · « **Reply #6385 on:** June 07, 2019, 03:55:32 PM »

This crowd has been near-dead for most of the HHH/Orton match. There's like 20 people reacting.

bork · « **Reply #6386 on:** June 07, 2019, 04:28:43 PM »

Orton won, then there was a quick Lashley/Braun match where Braun won. This is so...eh.

They're starting to put promos for the battle royal in-between matches. Guessing Ali is winning it based on his.

Kofi/Ziggler is up. I dunno if I'm gonna be able to stay awake for the rest of this PPV.

bork · « **Reply #6387 on:** June 07, 2019, 04:46:28 PM »

Typo.

I barely paid attention to that match, but the crowd continued to be mostly-dead. This has been almost entirely-boring.

bork · « **Reply #6388 on:** June 07, 2019, 04:51:37 PM »

DOLPH IS IN A RAGE! HE WANTS KOFI NOW, AND HE WANTS HIM IN A CAGE!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

1:36

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bork · « **Reply #6389 on:** June 07, 2019, 04:57:14 PM »

Battle royal time. Maybe this and the Taker/Goldberg ~~match~~thing can save this.

...

It's almost all guys WWE has barely shown on TV or just jobbed out as expected.

Just a handful of upper-midcarders.

bork · « **Reply #6390 on:** June 07, 2019, 04:57:59 PM »

Titus got an entrance. Cheers when he didn't slide under the ring. Best part of this PPV.

bork · « **Reply #6391 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:02:32 PM »

The ring is so full that nobody can do anything but shitty punches and go over the rope.

bork · « **Reply #6392 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:03:09 PM »

AOP is back. One of them is pretty chunky now.

bork · « **Reply #6393 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:10:21 PM »

Can't even see some of the shit the commentators were talking about. This sucks. Bad. The crowd remains mostly-dead (mild pop for Otis doing the worm) and I think I hear some scattered boos now.

I hope when it at least gets down to a few guys something actually happens.

bork · « **Reply #6394 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:12:06 PM »

Damn, Cesaro couldn't even do a good airplane swing.

bork · « **Reply #6395 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:13:25 PM »

Shinsuke Nakamura starts to do something to fatass Sin Cara, then gets eliminated by Sin Cara.

bork · « **Reply #6396 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:14:07 PM »

IN AN UNEXPECTED STUNNER, EVERYONE WHO GOT AN ENTRANCE (Except Titus) IS STILL IN.

bork · « **Reply #6397 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:15:54 PM »

Can't get over how dead the crowd is.

It's quieter than Japanese crowds at times.

bork · « **Reply #6398 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:16:52 PM »

Ali out. There's a Saudi wrestler, who I missed in all this, who stayed in with Elias. So OK, he's winning it.

The crowd is actually popping for this guy.

bork · « **Reply #6399 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:17:04 PM »

Mansoor wins.

...who?

bork · « **Reply #6400 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:19:19 PM »

This is the loudest the crowd has been. They're all cheering for this guy post-match.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6401 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:27:00 PM »

Mansoor is a NXT guy, which you would know if you WERE WATCHING THE ONLY WWE PROGRAMMING WORTH A SHIT, BORK

bork · « **Reply #6402 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:27:10 PM »

Main event time.

So...did Natalya and Alexa Bliss really fly over on the promise they would get to wrestle and then not be on the show at all?

bork · « **Reply #6403 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:27:57 PM »

Quote from: Human Snorenado on June 07, 2019, 05:27:00 PM

Mansoor is a NXT guy, which you would know if you WERE WATCHING THE ONLY WWE PROGRAMMING WORTH A SHIT, BORK

I just watch the Takeovers. I know, I know. Need to watch the TV.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6404 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:31:53 PM »

Quote from: bork on June 07, 2019, 05:27:57 PM

Quote from: Human Snorenado on June 07, 2019, 05:27:00 PM
Mansoor is a NXT guy, which you would know if you WERE WATCHING THE ONLY WWE PROGRAMMING WORTH A SHIT, BORK

I just watch the Takeovers. I know, I know. Need to watch the TV.

The weekly show is great, they have characters that act in believable ways consistently and feud based off their personalities and no one ever pisses themselves to entertain a 73 year old senile Republican

bork · « **Reply #6405 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:35:46 PM »

Taker's entrance is taking an hour.

nachobro · « **Reply #6406 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:38:21 PM »

The saudi guy won the rumble held in saudi?

bork · « **Reply #6407 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:39:52 PM »

Looks like some of the crowd is starting to leave right as this match begins.

Quote from: nachobro on June 07, 2019, 05:38:21 PM

The saudi guy won the rumble held in saudi?

NOBODY SAW IT COMING

bork · « **Reply #6408 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:42:16 PM »

The crowd is actually getting into this match. I mean, it's not much of *a* match, but they are into it.

nachobro · « **Reply #6409 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:42:22 PM »

was it the first saudi show where they showed off a bunch of newly recruited saudi wrestlers and then had them beat the shit out of two established wwe guys (davari brothers) because they were iranian?

nachobro · « **Reply #6410 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:45:03 PM »

https://twitter.com/WrestlingInc/status/1137112328405733376

bork · « **Reply #6411 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:47:29 PM »

Can't tell if Goldberg botched a jackhammer attempt or if that was just a really bad slam. The announcers are selling it as a jackhammer attempt. Looked horrible.

bork · « **Reply #6412 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:48:36 PM »

Taker wins.

Don't watch this show. Nothing was good. Just straight boring as hell- you can tell most of the guys just weren't into it. Ditto for the crowd.

bork · « **Reply #6413 on:** June 07, 2019, 05:51:22 PM »

That was quite possibly the most boring WWE PPV I have ever seen.

Sideshow Raheem · « **Reply #6414 on:** June 07, 2019, 06:00:09 PM »

Quote from: bork on June 07, 2019, 05:27:10 PM

Main event time.

So...did Natalya and Alexa Bliss really fly over on the promise they would get to wrestle and then not be on the show at all?

The WWE would have declared it a victory, even though the Saudis would have required the women to wrestle in shame tents or whatever.

No great loss, and Natalya and Alexa don't have to demean themselves bowing to an enlightened regime.

bork · « **Reply #6415 on:** June 10, 2019, 12:21:39 AM »

https://uproxx.com/prowrestling/goldberg-collapses-after-super-showdown-undertaker-match-wwe-video/amp/

He bangs his head on the wall before matches!?

nachobro · « **Reply #6416 on:** June 10, 2019, 09:15:12 AM »

the kind of warm up only an ex-nfl dude with cte would think is a good idea

bork · « **Reply #6417 on:** June 15, 2019, 10:20:01 AM »

https://twitter.com/XylotThemes/status/1139742989725532160

Trent Dole · « **Reply #6418 on:** June 15, 2019, 01:18:47 PM »

WHAT'S GOOGLE DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?!

team filler · « **Reply #6419 on:** June 15, 2019, 08:21:20 PM »

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Author Topic: Pro Wrasslin' Thread: I don't know what I just saw (Read 946189 times)