MLS game weekend highlights!
I watched the DC v NYC game and it was tragically hilarious. Watch this if you want to know what NOT HAVING DEFENSE LOOKS LIKE.
To be fair, the Red Bulls have a big player out for three games due to a horrible foul, and are suffering badly from injuries. Still, their defense was awful. On the upside, Pontius scored himself a hat trick, and rookie Nick Deleon scored a goal. Red Bull's Thierry Henry free kick was pretty good, but too late too little.
This game definitely pulled the United as Eastern Conf contenders. But it ended up putting me asleep around 75 minute mark.
I also caught the Portland and Kansas City game...
It was hilarious. Sporting KC up until this match had an undefeated record so far this season, and they totally lost it against the fucking Timber. Hilarity.