RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[tiesto]

I contacted a girl on Match a few days ago, and she's been moving pretty quick - she gave me her # after like 2 messages and told me "I am one of her favorite people she talked to on the site", and then just today she asked me if she wanted to hang out tonight! Unfortunately my phone was dead and I didn't see it till too late... but we are going out tomorrow night when she comes home from work! She's a data analyst and was talking to me a lot about programming since she wants to learn more about it. Also she's pretty cute, too! She's 27 years old, a petite brunette.

[Atramental]

Katy got my all.

Lindsey got what was left. 

[Valkyrie]

That last text from Lindsay kinda seems like a red flag. Either she thinks you're coming off too strong, or she really isn't looking for more than some dicking. Maybe she's scared of commitment. Mentioning romance during the first convo is a too much imo.

[thisismyusername]

I'm dropping these in here for PD and Wrath, mostly:

https://unicornbooty.com/gay-bar-decline-apps/

http://www.thedailybeast.com/sex-dating-and-cerebral-palsy-ryan-j-haddad-brings-gay-intimacy-and-disability-to-the-stage

https://www.myhandicap.com/en/information-disability-chonical-illness/relationships-and-sexuality/sexuality-and-disability/lgbts-with-disability/gay-lesbian-disability/

[CatsCatsCats]

My prevailing theory now is that she thought "wtf is he talking about romantic, " and now she's giving him a shot anyway thinking at least she might further some career goals through him, so he needs to show up and be cool as shit if he's getting anywhere -- that's how I would over analyze it.


 You probably shouldn't tho, Atra

[thisismyusername]

Honestly, if he was to do over:

Also, this is probably not the most romantic thing in the world lol but if you want If you have free time and are available to meet up sometime this week, I'd be willing to share some resources and advice over dinner.

[Atramental]

Yeah, should've cut that part out. Oh well (this is why I workshop things) .  She asked for my instagram so that's something at least.

That's what throws me off with modern dating. There's not really a bunch of clear lines. People "hang out" now instead of date really.

Also, Katy just wished me goodnight. 

[TakingBackSunday]

Jesus Christ I’m glad I’m not dating anymore

The last few pages are legit concerning and honestly make me so happy I made it through the dating phase with only a few embarrassing instances of slipping it in

[nudemacusers]

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(kinda lol)

edit: Wow... and to think I almost quit. 

Pls never use the word romance again you're not a 50 year old retiree.

[Atramental]

Holy fuck! I get it guys. Christ.

I was raised by fucking religious baby boomers for fuck sake.

[Atramental]

My lifelong religious schooling had more of an impact than my parents tbh.

Most people went to public schools down here so they weren't scathed in that regard.

[Atramental]

Now that I'm on the outside looking in: it's like I was trying to communicate that I'm not a threat somehow by making a joke (it didn't come off that way because text doesn't capture the tone of voice I'm hearing in my head when I read my texts (which is why I fucking hate texting)) but romantic love is threatening in the wrong context.

[Raist]

Stop overthinking shit breh.

[Atramental]

Telling an overthinker not to overthink is like telling a fish to get out of water.

edit: Also, if this date today with Katy doesn't pan out THEN I will be taking a much needed break so my overthinking can be spent on design rather than human relationshits.

[thisismyusername]

Saying romantic isn't the problem. Your joke just doesn't hit because it's out of the blue.

See the above revision, you are more direct and not hesitant on asking for dinner AND make it related to your conversation.

You need to level your charm. I suggest you go to coffee houses by yourself on rainy days to get +3 to that until you level it enough.

[CatsCatsCats]

Jesus Christ I’m glad I’m not dating anymore

The last few pages are legit concerning and honestly make me so happy I made it through the dating phase with only a few embarrassing instances of slipping it in

Did I miss you getting married?

[Atramental]

Part of me hopes BrandNew gets broken up with this year.

Fucking normie.

[toku]

Part of me hopes BrandNew gets broken up with this year.

Fucking normie.

Part of me hopes BrandNew gets broken up with this year.

Fucking normie.

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[Joe Molotov]

If she doesn't want to get dinner, ask her if she's breaking up with you.

[TakingBackSunday]

Jesus Christ I’m glad I’m not dating anymore

The last few pages are legit concerning and honestly make me so happy I made it through the dating phase with only a few embarrassing instances of slipping it in

Did I miss you getting married?

No, but that's in the cards soon.  We live together and basically feel married anyway.

[thisismyusername]

Part of me hopes BrandNew gets broken up with this year.

Fucking normie.

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#meIRL

[tiesto]

One of these girls seems absolutely amazing, but she's in Long Beach. With traffic that would be the equivalent of one of those 50 mile drives Atra makes to meet a chick.

With so much drama in the LBC, it's kinda hard being Green Shin-o-bi...

But yeah, speaking of Disney, I get quite a few compliments from girls when I wear the $10 Ducktales tee shirt I bought a target for my friend's Disney themed party.

[CatsCatsCats]

Careful boys, Disney girls are insane

[Bebpo]

Part of me hopes BrandNew gets broken up with this year.

Fucking normie.

This is the worst post in the thread.

Be happy for your fellow forum friends.

[Huff]

Careful boys, Disney girls are insane

Glen is a Disney boy himself so he welcomes the mutual insanity

[Huff]

I auto left swipe at Disney apparel.

[thisismyusername]

Careful boys, Disney girls are insane

This is true. Listen to this man.

[Raist]

Careful boys, Disney girls are insane

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[Valkyrie]

Who doesn't like Disney? You're monsters. :'(

Girls just want their prince and fairytale, whether it's a romantic date or a thick dick down their throat.

[Mupepe]

Disney chicks are the ones who will call you daddy in bed and say they've been a bad girl

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[Bebpo]

Who doesn't like Disney? You're monsters. :'(

Girls just want their prince and fairytale, whether it's a romantic date or a thick dick down their throat.

There's a difference between liking Disney and being a Disney guy/gal. As an annual passholder living 15 minutes from Disneyland I've met (and dated) plenty of both. Super Disney fans are...basically western anime fans (or is that Star Wars fans?).

Disney chicks are the ones who will call you daddy in bed and say they've been a bad girl

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Yeah, this is true too.

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Can confirm from experience 

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[toku]

[thisismyusername]

Who doesn't like Disney? You're monsters. :'(

That's a difference between liking Disney and liking Disney.  You don't want the later.

[Tasty]

Disney chicks are the ones who will call you daddy in bed and say they've been a bad girl

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No shit, they're like eight.

[Bebpo]

To be fair, can't really talk bad about Disney fans or Star Wars or anything considering we're like the nerdest nerds here for gaming.

I mean I bought a fucking moogle plushie and Tonberry lamp today.

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http://www.shopncsx.com/tonberry.aspx

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[Mupepe]

Nah that tonberry lamp is cool as fuck

And chicks dressed as Belle and Ariel are hot as fuck

[Tasty]

Nah that tonberry lamp is cool as fuck

And chicks dressed as Belle and Ariel are hot as fuck

Jasmine tho

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[Bebpo]

Tasty, I swear it's like you've never been to Disneyland. Yeah there are teens, but there are a lot of grown ass Disney fans down here near Disneyland. OC is like fucking Disney mecca. Half the people in this city are passholders.

Like, there's an entire drinking meetup of 200+ people dedicated to drinking at Disneyland.
https://www.meetup.com/Disneyland-Drinking-Guys-Gals/

[CatsCatsCats]

Jasmine was always my Disney crush as a kid

[Bebpo]

Ariel, because gingers 

[Valkyrie]

"Don't date Disney girls"
...

"I wanna fuck Jasmine"

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[Raist]

Ariel, because gingers 

She's cool.

I'll take Belle over everyone though. Best personality of them all.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belle_et_S%C3%A9bastien

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[thisismyusername]

"Don't date Disney girls"
...

"I wanna fuck Jasmine"

I don't think you understand, honey.

Disney princesses != crazy Disney girls with thousands of Disney merchandise that want a Disney wedding and go to Disneyland every year with...

[Valkyrie]

thousands of Disney merchandise that want a Disney wedding and go to Disneyland every year with...

[nudemacusers]

Now that I'm on the outside looking in: it's like I was trying to communicate that I'm not a threat

Brah this is where you go wrong

Always be a threat.

[CatsCatsCats]

Hey now, I never said don't date them.. just .. be careful

[Phoenix Dark]

Now that I'm on the outside looking in: it's like I was trying to communicate that I'm not a threat somehow by making a joke (it didn't come off that way because text doesn't capture the tone of voice I'm hearing in my head when I read my texts (which is why I fucking hate texting)) but romantic love is threatening in the wrong context.

stop this shit bro

You're driving yourself crazy over nothing. Your priority should be going on a date and/or getting laid. Everyone is disposable, including you. If someone doesn't want to meet you, someone else will. Who cares. There should be next to no feelings involved in this process. You're just trying to get a date/laid. You overthink, obsess and go crazy over this shit...then you quit it for months because it's tiring. A regular person can work while using tinder on the side. It's not a big deal dude...

[ToxicAdam]

The self-sabotage train stops for no one. Especially when you accept it as a 'character trait' like he does.

 

[thisismyusername]

thousands of Disney merchandise that want a Disney wedding and go to Disneyland every year with...

Yes. Exactly. Those are the crazy Disney folks we're talking about avoiding.

[thisismyusername]

The self-sabotage train stops for no one. Especially when you accept it as a 'character trait' like he does.

At least me taking it as a character trait also explains a bunch of shit in my depression umbrella.

But Atra overthinks EVERYTHING. He can't get over the hump (pun not intended) of wanting a relationship. I mean shit, just look at him thinking women want someone "stable" in the ballpark of 50,000-100,000 yearly when a lot of women are in the income range of him at his age (or younger/older).


Shit is infuriatingly funny in a different way from Rah's total infuriating-but-won't-listen way.
 

[Atramental]

Okay, I'm less of a cunt today than I was yesterday but I am still feeling slightly cunty... Sorry about that, Boritos. Especially you, BrandNew (but you are a normie IMHO ).


My date with Katy seemed to go well last night. She said she would be down to meet up again but I haven't heard anything back yet today when I messaged her after 5pm so... eh...

But now I have a date with RiShawnda lined up for this Saturday. A 29 y/o black woman who works in HR at her company. She's very pretty and looks about 25 in her pics.

[Tasty]

Especially you, BrandNew (but you are a normie IMHO ).

All breeders are normies, shitlord.

[Raist]

A 29 y/o black woman who works in HR at her company. She's very pretty and looks about 25 in her pics.

 

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[Atramental]

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[Bebpo]

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[Atramental]

[note: she had a blank tinder bio]


 

edit: oh thank god...

[Joe Molotov]

you gonna die

[Mupepe]

Ask what the sister looks like.

[I'm a Puppy!]

The best reply to that is "God I'm so hard right now."