Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1426606 times)

Kara · « **Reply #7860 on:** September 30, 2018, 09:12:43 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 06:17:52 PM

Men without pussy too long start to act weird. I can't imagine how some of you cannot pull anything, like, at all. I have friends that are fat bastard bearded fucks that smoke cigs like there's no tomorrow and even they can pull girls.

Nothing unusual there, smoking is scientifically proven to make you look older and cooler.

Assimilate · « **Reply #7861 on:** September 30, 2018, 10:32:52 PM »

Quote from: Kara on September 30, 2018, 09:12:43 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 06:17:52 PM
Men without pussy too long start to act weird. I can't imagine how some of you cannot pull anything, like, at all. I have friends that are fat bastard bearded fucks that smoke cigs like there's no tomorrow and even they can pull girls.

Nothing unusual there, smoking is scientifically proven to make you look older and cooler.

Friday night there was a gorgeous young girl that rolled her own fucking cig right there at the pub. I was like WTF. I didn't understand any of it, she was a bombshell and I could barely talk to her without getting tongue tied.

TVC15 · « **Reply #7862 on:** September 30, 2018, 10:44:16 PM »

Ban assi

Assimilate · « **Reply #7863 on:** September 30, 2018, 11:09:55 PM »

Quote from: riotous on September 30, 2018, 10:52:19 PM

Lol at being tongue tied, stay simpin Assi.

yo she was so fucking hot. I was smitten, lost my composure.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7864 on:** September 30, 2018, 11:47:42 PM »

How would you define intercourse?

toku · « **Reply #7865 on:** October 01, 2018, 12:40:42 AM »

pee is stored in the balls

Kara · « **Reply #7866 on:** October 01, 2018, 03:54:06 AM »

Quote from: Assimilate on September 30, 2018, 10:32:52 PM

Friday night there was a gorgeous young girl that rolled her own fucking cig right there at the pub. I was like WTF. I didn't understand any of it, she was a bombshell and I could barely talk to her without getting tongue tied.

No shame, breh, rollers are somewhere between lancero smokers and Nat Sherman Fantasia smokers on the cool tier list.

VomKriege · « **Reply #7867 on:** October 01, 2018, 06:19:46 AM »

Is cig rolling that exotic ?

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #7868 on:** October 01, 2018, 06:34:44 AM »

They are called fâgs for a reason.

Smokin!

VomKriege · « **Reply #7869 on:** October 01, 2018, 06:42:26 AM »

I mean it's fairly common to me. I guess it probably has to do with tobacco products average prize wherever you live.

Assimilate · « **Reply #7870 on:** October 01, 2018, 09:32:51 AM »

Quote from: VomKriege on October 01, 2018, 06:19:46 AM

Is cig rolling that exotic ?

I haven't seen a young hot ass female roll a cig

I think ever . She prob thought I was so uncool when I said "wow did you just roll your own cig?"

Nabbis · « **Reply #7871 on:** October 01, 2018, 10:05:56 AM »

Smokers.

Assimilate · « **Reply #7872 on:** October 01, 2018, 10:12:13 AM »

Quote from: Nabbis on October 01, 2018, 10:05:56 AM

Smokers.

yeah smokers are gross but I'd have sucked her dirty ass tongue all night if I could

Atramental · « **Reply #7873 on:** October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM »

Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.

Assimilate · « **Reply #7874 on:** October 01, 2018, 04:49:39 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM

Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7875 on:** October 01, 2018, 04:49:40 PM »

Talking about a relationship already?

Atramental · « **Reply #7876 on:** October 01, 2018, 05:01:33 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 04:49:39 PM

Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.

Nah, the first girl that really liked me caused me to freak out and break up with her because I felt like I was being smothered by her affection.

edit: She flat out asked me if I believed in soulmates after the 3rd time we boned and that's when the panic began to eat at me.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #7877 on:** October 01, 2018, 05:42:00 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 05:01:33 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 04:49:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.
Nah, the first girl that really liked me caused me to freak out and break up with her because I felt like I was being smothered by her affection.

edit: She flat out asked me if I believed in soulmates after the 3rd time we boned and that's when the panic began to eat at me.

Well then you werent her fucking soulmate were you then

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7878 on:** October 01, 2018, 08:04:24 PM »

Quote from: toku on October 01, 2018, 12:40:42 AM

pee is stored in the balls

You ruined my "so you're saying you fucked your mom" joke. :'(

Kara · « **Reply #7879 on:** October 01, 2018, 08:39:21 PM »

Quote from: VomKriege on October 01, 2018, 06:19:46 AM

Is cig rolling that exotic ?

No, it means you're trying to dodge tobacco taxes.

Nat Sherman Fantasias are out of production (thanks Philip Morris :'() and while smoking a bright pink cigarette used to be an OK ice breaker no one but 8 year old girls thinks smoking bright pink cigarettes is cool.

Lanceros are top shelf but they have an air of affected sophistication / maturity that the smoker is often undeserving of (akin to being a scotch drinker below the age of 50).

BisMarckie · « **Reply #7880 on:** October 01, 2018, 10:00:17 PM »

I quit smoking cigs so that I can live enough to start smoking a pipe ievery night in my 70's. Haven't decided yet whether I will drink Scotch or Cognac though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #7881 on:** October 01, 2018, 10:07:46 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM

Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.

Zeinab? Is she an alien or something?

Assimilate · « **Reply #7882 on:** October 01, 2018, 10:16:16 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 05:01:33 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 04:49:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.
Nah, the first girl that really liked me caused me to freak out and break up with her because I felt like I was being smothered by her affection.

edit: She flat out asked me if I believed in soulmates after the 3rd time we boned and that's when the panic began to eat at me.

Stop being a female.

Kara · « **Reply #7883 on:** October 01, 2018, 10:32:48 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 01, 2018, 10:07:46 PM

Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.

Zeinab? Is she an alien or something?

She is her father's beauty, that's for sure.

Atramental · « **Reply #7884 on:** October 01, 2018, 10:58:23 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 01, 2018, 10:07:46 PM

Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.

Zeinab? Is she an alien or something?

Nah, just Lebanese.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7885 on:** October 01, 2018, 11:00:46 PM »

So, she's not into men then.

Atramental · « **Reply #7886 on:** October 01, 2018, 11:05:09 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 10:16:16 PM

Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 05:01:33 PM
Quote from: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 04:49:39 PM
Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.
Nah, the first girl that really liked me caused me to freak out and break up with her because I felt like I was being smothered by her affection.

edit: She flat out asked me if I believed in soulmates after the 3rd time we boned and that's when the panic began to eat at me.
Stop being a female.

This was almost 2 years ago when I didn’t have my anxiety in check and I just immediately assumed the worst possible scenarios.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #7887 on:** October 01, 2018, 11:27:31 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 01, 2018, 04:49:39 PM

Quote from: Atramental on October 01, 2018, 04:32:31 PM
Got a date lined up this Friday evening with Zeinab.

edit: I'm hoping I can just call her "Z" if we get into a relationship.

The first girl that really likes you you'll probably end up marrying her.

This is a fear of mine to be honest.

Kara · « **Reply #7888 on:** October 02, 2018, 12:03:47 AM »

TBH dating a Salafist is probably the best thing for Atra.

-can't smoke weed on the first date and be Atra
-has an existing familiarity with people who are VERY passionate about their imaginary friend
-probably compliant with Sunni and Shi'a fiqh on personal grooming (don't quote me on this)
-Islamic State's branding is terrible and they're definitely due for a refresh; my Alif Baa workbook has better script in it than that whack banner of theirs has on it
-inveterate 4chan consumption has rendered him unable to identify #problematic content or exercise any self-control with regard to sharing it

في امان الله

Valkyrie · « **Reply #7889 on:** October 02, 2018, 01:05:40 PM »

Just wanted to say that this approach

worked pretty well. We in, bois.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #7890 on:** October 02, 2018, 01:35:19 PM »

No, HE in

MMaRsu · « **Reply #7891 on:** October 02, 2018, 01:41:53 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 01, 2018, 11:00:46 PM

So, she's not into men then.

I know at least one woman who is also Lebanese and is also called Zeineba ( lol no joke )

She was the hot sister of my best friend in high school

Lebanese women are also hot overall

https://www.google.nl/search?q=lebanese+women&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjQ_uHBp-jdAhWRJVAKHU3eCdIQ_AUIDigB&biw=1745&bih=887

Yaya

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7892 on:** October 02, 2018, 02:08:52 PM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on October 02, 2018, 01:05:40 PM

Just wanted to say that this approach

(Image removed from quote.)

worked pretty well. We in, bois.

Who would've thought?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7893 on:** October 02, 2018, 02:33:11 PM »

Don't be shy. Fill us in.

team filler · « **Reply #7894 on:** October 02, 2018, 04:58:36 PM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on October 02, 2018, 01:05:40 PM

Just wanted to say that this approach

(Image removed from quote.)

worked pretty well. We in, bois.

how big was the D?

Assimilate · « **Reply #7895 on:** October 02, 2018, 05:00:37 PM »

Quote from: filler on October 02, 2018, 04:58:36 PM

Quote from: Valkyrie on October 02, 2018, 01:05:40 PM
Just wanted to say that this approach

(Image removed from quote.)

worked pretty well. We in, bois.

how big was the D?

I'd assume not very big considering she likes them small

team filler · « **Reply #7896 on:** October 02, 2018, 05:01:54 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #7897 on:** October 02, 2018, 08:17:35 PM »

I matched with a girl named “Pandora” today.

I bet some slick rick already asked her, “Hey Pandora, can I see your box?”

Assimilate · « **Reply #7898 on:** October 02, 2018, 08:35:04 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 02, 2018, 08:17:35 PM

I matched with a girl named “Pandora” today.

I bet some slick rick already asked her, “Hey Pandora, can I see your box?”

maybe not and you should definitely try to be the first

Kara · « **Reply #7899 on:** October 02, 2018, 08:42:37 PM »

It was Epimetheus' box, don't out yourself as an unread philistine.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7900 on:** October 02, 2018, 08:48:55 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 02, 2018, 08:17:35 PM

I matched with a girl named “Pandora” today.

I bet some slick rick already asked her, “Hey Pandora, can I see your box?”

You: Hey Pandora, Can I see your box?
Me, an intellectual: Did you know that Pandora's Box is originally translated to be Pandora's Vase, and that some people believe the symbology of it is actually a uterus therefore man's woes are actually due to procreation?

Assimilate · « **Reply #7901 on:** October 02, 2018, 09:02:52 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 02, 2018, 08:48:55 PM

Me, an intellectual: Did you know that Pandora's Box is originally translated to be Pandora's Vase, and that some people believe the symbology of it is actually a uterus therefore man's woes are actually due to procreation?

Her: unmatched.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #7902 on:** October 03, 2018, 06:33:24 AM »

I can't wait for the moment he gets to the bottom of Pandora's box and instead of hope he finds the cum of the 50 guys that went before him.

Nabbis · « **Reply #7903 on:** October 03, 2018, 07:35:46 AM »

But there's hope at the end so he will stick with it.

Atramental · « **Reply #7904 on:** October 04, 2018, 06:59:00 PM »

Melizza just texted me back today, after we friendzoned each other last weekend, asking how I feel about karaoke.

Also, I'm seeing Zeinab tomorrow night.

chronovore · « **Reply #7905 on:** October 04, 2018, 07:18:35 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 01, 2018, 11:00:46 PM

So, she's not into men then.

I'm uncomfortable with how hard I laughed at this.

Atramental · « **Reply #7906 on:** October 05, 2018, 12:27:33 AM »

God, Melizza has so many gay friends.

Also, she was most likely looking for dick (definitely not mine now) but I’m too autistic to pick up on shit like that.

team filler · « **Reply #7907 on:** October 05, 2018, 12:31:50 AM »

Kara · « **Reply #7908 on:** October 05, 2018, 12:42:17 AM »

You didn't get laid because you decided to smoke weed instead of making a move--even you were hyping up the fact you were going to get laid before going over--not because you're so on the spectrum that you couldn't infer that she wanted to get fucked.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #7909 on:** October 05, 2018, 01:03:03 AM »

https://imgur.com/a/sMJ23Ve

This is a lot to take in for a first message.

Atramental · « **Reply #7910 on:** October 05, 2018, 01:04:40 AM »

Or maybe I’m protecting myself from myself because she’s a loooose cannon if I’ve ever seen one.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7911 on:** October 05, 2018, 01:12:41 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on October 05, 2018, 01:03:03 AM

https://imgur.com/a/sMJ23Ve

This is a lot to take in for a first message.

Ask her if she likes to pee in the pool.

I'm serious.

Atramental · « **Reply #7912 on:** October 05, 2018, 01:23:27 AM »

edit: bad stuff

Atramental · « **Reply #7913 on:** October 05, 2018, 01:27:51 AM »

Fuck everything. I need to go to bed I’m high and had too drinks tonight and I have a shitlod if work tomorrow.

team filler · « **Reply #7914 on:** October 05, 2018, 01:40:29 AM »

coward

Atramental · « **Reply #7915 on:** October 05, 2018, 01:41:59 AM »

I shouldn’t joke about rape. Not in today’s world.

Also, spoiler alert: I’m not a good person.

team filler · « **Reply #7916 on:** October 05, 2018, 01:57:04 AM »

Atramental · « **Reply #7917 on:** October 05, 2018, 11:28:14 AM »

So, upon my behavior last night, I'm going to keep on "dating" until I figure shit out on my own but I will no longer be posting in this thread.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #7918 on:** October 05, 2018, 11:43:32 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 05, 2018, 11:28:14 AM

So, upon my behavior last night, I'm going to keep on "dating" until I figure shit out on my own but I will no longer be posting in this thread.

Wtf happened? Your behaviour? Did you rape Zeinab yet

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #7919 on:** October 05, 2018, 02:54:26 PM »

Well my reboot of tinder has gone.......as expected. No matches which I don’t know even when I’m not swiping on everything I don’t think I’m very picky.

But whatever maybe online dating isn’t for me. I’m more of an acquired taste, one that probably comes off better in person. I mean even I dislike texting.

But I have matched with some fun bots.
https://imgur.com/a/8erCd9T

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