Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1426629 times)

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on December 09, 2018, 10:12:15 PM
You have a good job and money. Why would you restrict your dating range? Younger chicks might be into you, go for it. And don't preface it with "I hope I don't come off as a creep but..." either. Do you man. Your current gameplan isn't working right? So why not see if someone 24-29 is interested? You aren't a creep, you're relatively normal, and you're pretty established in life. You have things going for you.

bless up

Money/job doesn't mean much around here. Plus there's the maturity thing and yeah I really want to date people around 31-35 these days if I can find them.

Age and maturity are not mutually exclusive. Why not try it? You have nothing to lose.

Atramental · « **Reply #9187 on:** December 10, 2018, 09:32:03 PM »

Possibly seeing that hot poly mom Thursday night.

Atramental · « **Reply #9188 on:** December 10, 2018, 10:55:45 PM »

Also, apparently some people at that BDSM show thought that I was gay according to the poly mom.

El Babua · « **Reply #9189 on:** December 10, 2018, 11:07:04 PM »

So what? You wanna prove them wrong?

Or right?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #9190 on:** December 10, 2018, 11:31:30 PM »

Yeah for real, you mention this, is it because you’re like mayyybbeee?

Atramental · « **Reply #9191 on:** December 10, 2018, 11:34:26 PM »

I blame the bore and all the gay subtext posting over the years.

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mormapope · « **Reply #9192 on:** December 11, 2018, 12:18:46 AM »

I find that very few dudes are 100% straight, I've always found that sexuality or desire can be pretty fluid as well. A really feminine gay dude, crossdresser/femboy level, can have a nicer ass than some women and have a tighter body.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #9193 on:** December 11, 2018, 01:21:20 AM »

The Bore didn't make you wear leather pants and a wig. You knew what you were doing.

Atramental · « **Reply #9194 on:** December 11, 2018, 11:58:17 AM »

Oh no, my friend that I showed up with is bi.

But [redacted]'s gay friend was there and he touched my butt in a friendly manner a couple of times.

Also, I was fucking high on molly.

toku · « **Reply #9195 on:** December 11, 2018, 12:01:58 PM »

You should just shove a screw driver up your nose

skullstorm · « **Reply #9196 on:** December 11, 2018, 12:19:53 PM »

Or the handle up your butt

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #9197 on:** December 11, 2018, 12:51:36 PM »

I got assumed to be gay because I used big words, people are dumb don’t worry about it

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #9198 on:** December 11, 2018, 02:44:13 PM »

To be fair, I did later fuck her in the ass

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9199 on:** December 11, 2018, 03:00:28 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 11, 2018, 02:44:13 PM

To be fair, I did later fuck her in the ass

Atramental · « **Reply #9200 on:** December 11, 2018, 04:12:28 PM »

Everyone is truly beautiful in their own way, brehs.

Atramental · « **Reply #9201 on:** December 11, 2018, 04:24:11 PM »

I'm sorry that happened to you but you are not your trauma.

You are much much more than that.

Huff · « **Reply #9202 on:** December 11, 2018, 04:27:08 PM »

^^^ someone watched some good will hunting recently

Atramental · « **Reply #9203 on:** December 11, 2018, 04:28:37 PM »

I haven't seen that movie before. Also, I'm high on pot at the moment since I got to work from home today.

shosta · « **Reply #9204 on:** December 11, 2018, 04:30:15 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 11, 2018, 04:28:37 PM

I haven't seen that movie before.

It's ok. It's not your fault.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #9205 on:** December 11, 2018, 06:54:29 PM »

new match

Atramental · « **Reply #9206 on:** December 11, 2018, 07:05:14 PM »

She looks like the girl that unfriended me on facebook after our first date.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9207 on:** December 11, 2018, 07:13:26 PM »

You realize that says "Get Locked" NOT "Get choked" right?

Atramental · « **Reply #9208 on:** December 11, 2018, 10:40:45 PM »

This poly mom is blowing my mind right now.

There's fucking clans of poly people.

edit: And they have events and shit.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #9209 on:** December 11, 2018, 11:10:07 PM »

ig story the events plz k thx

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #9210 on:** December 11, 2018, 11:17:08 PM »

Do you want to join a sex cult? Cuz that’s how you join a sex cult

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9211 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:03:23 AM »

Writers apparently trying to make up for the possum girl debacle. I'll admit, I'm curious...

nachobro · « **Reply #9212 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:14:42 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on December 11, 2018, 11:17:08 PM

Do you want to join a sex cult? Cuz that’s how you join a sex cult

sounds cool

BIONIC · « **Reply #9213 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:58:43 AM »

Join the sex cult you coward.

Atramental · « **Reply #9214 on:** December 12, 2018, 01:00:27 AM »

“You’ll cowards don’t even join sex cults” will be the new subtitle of the next relationship thread.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9215 on:** December 12, 2018, 01:32:03 AM »

Even money says that mupepe is head of that sex cult

Atramental · « **Reply #9216 on:** December 12, 2018, 08:25:22 AM »

Quote from: Glen on December 12, 2018, 05:49:47 AM

Why the hell are you prioritizing Poly Mom over Single Mom?

Chill.

I’m seeing single mom Saturday.

But poly mom is actually making an effort to reach out and talk to me tho. And I’m seeing her this Thursday.

hampster · « **Reply #9217 on:** December 12, 2018, 09:19:24 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 12, 2018, 08:25:22 AM

But poly mom is actually making an effort to reach out and talk to me tho. And I’m seeing her this Thursday.

Looks like one lucky cultist is going to meet her quota this month

Atramental · « **Reply #9218 on:** December 12, 2018, 09:32:21 AM »

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #9219 on:** December 12, 2018, 09:41:03 AM »

Quote from: Glen on December 12, 2018, 05:49:47 AM

Why the hell are you prioritizing Poly Mom over Single Mom?

Because there's more drama in that direction

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9220 on:** December 12, 2018, 09:46:47 AM »

Posted about in the the fitness thread but some cute desdlifting woman, about my height came up to me and asked me about some gym gear I was using. For the past two weeks we've sort of been hovering around eachother, catching her looking, me looking at her. She's pretty Damn fine, solid, big ol booty, and hits the weights hard. Not saying anything will come from it, just another feel good moment in ego stroking. Plan on talking tonher more often when I can. Shes got this sort of infective exuberance that may be what the doctor ordered.

tiesto · « **Reply #9221 on:** December 12, 2018, 11:18:17 AM »

Quote from: MMaRsu on December 11, 2018, 06:54:29 PM

new match

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Diggin the thick eyebrows!

Atramental · « **Reply #9222 on:** December 12, 2018, 11:34:35 AM »

Poly mom wants me bad. Texting me at work n shit. Unnnffff.

Telling me she’s hoping to get out of her daughter’s Christmas program early because she couldn’t care less about the other kids.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #9223 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:02:11 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on December 12, 2018, 11:18:17 AM

Quote from: MMaRsu on December 11, 2018, 06:54:29 PM
new match

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Diggin the thick eyebrows!

I love girls with thick eyebrows

But no clue what to say to this girl

Atramental · « **Reply #9224 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:30:10 PM »

Quote from: riotous on December 12, 2018, 11:56:19 AM

What does she look like?

I’m blanking on the pornstar’s name but... she looks like she could’ve done porn in a past life.

And even though she’s a 35+ y/o mom she’s easily the hottest girl that’s taken an interest in me.

shosta · « **Reply #9225 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:39:13 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on December 12, 2018, 08:25:22 AM

Chill.

Atra telling Glen to chill! And he's got two dates lined up with hotties who want to slob on his knob!

Look at this confidence! He finally levelled up!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #9226 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:48:00 PM »

PM pics of poly Mom

Atramental · « **Reply #9227 on:** December 12, 2018, 12:51:21 PM »

I sent you one to your fb messenger, PD.

edit: can’t do it through the bore right now because I’m on my phone

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9228 on:** December 12, 2018, 01:38:12 PM »

Me toooo on Insta 👀

MMaRsu · « **Reply #9229 on:** December 12, 2018, 01:44:37 PM »

well just post em here who comes here certainly not poly moms I bet

Mupepe · « **Reply #9230 on:** December 12, 2018, 02:03:34 PM »

i wanna see

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9231 on:** December 12, 2018, 02:24:48 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9232 on:** December 12, 2018, 02:27:19 PM »

And dont worry if you get an anxiety snail 🐌 with her, I bet she'll suck start it like the experienced world weary woman she is

Atramental · « **Reply #9233 on:** December 12, 2018, 02:29:43 PM »

mormapope · « **Reply #9234 on:** December 12, 2018, 03:42:30 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 12, 2018, 02:27:19 PM

And dont worry if you get an anxiety snail 🐌 with her, I bet she'll suck start it like the experienced world weary woman she is

That's why wine or light drinking is perfect for pre banging. Just enough to feel buzzed and touchy feely, inhibition lowers a bit, the lady grows a bit hornier.

If you buy her a non expensive but tasty bottle of wine Atra, she's gonna view you as a gentleman that deserves a good fuck.

shosta · « **Reply #9235 on:** December 12, 2018, 03:46:58 PM »

It really depends on the person. If Atra showed up with a bottle of malbec when the other person is expecting a fun hookup that could really make him look like a touchy bitch. Opposite of MDM Atra.

But you can bring a bottle of wine to my place any day, mormapope.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #9236 on:** December 12, 2018, 03:50:21 PM »

Full stop bring id bring a bottle of something. You see how many wine memes milfs post? They hit that shit like water

Atramental · « **Reply #9237 on:** December 12, 2018, 03:51:06 PM »

I've already got the place set.

It's a trendy self serve tap room that she's never been to with beer, wine, and cider.

I'm buying the first round of drinks.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #9238 on:** December 12, 2018, 04:50:23 PM »

Shosta is wrong. Red wine is sex booze, good for blood flow

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #9239 on:** December 12, 2018, 04:54:10 PM »

TO YOUR DICK (serious tho, google and see)

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