Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Phoenix Dark]

yea, totally hijacking a thread that has nothing to do with pics. Costanzati   

[Fresh Prince]

there's the bukkake shot but no cleavage shot 

[lennedsay]

There's a little cleavage in there too. Can't hide those girls, bro.

[Fresh Prince]

you're husband's a lucky guy. i'd just post a picture of him to crush wilco's soul

[cool breeze]

Get into acting.  You can be the Jesse Eisenberg to Portman's Michael Cera.  You know, the one with some talent.

[lennedsay]

you're husband's a lucky guy. i'd just post a picture of him to crush wilco's soul

How do you know it's not really willco?    No, he told me in his movies, Rachel McAdams will play me though, nothing about Portman.

My husband is pretty lucky (because I love the shit out of him and will do pretty much anything for him), but I'm damn lucky. He makes me laugh to the point where I'm exhausted, and he's been taking care of me and the dogs and the house with my recent health triple whammy. We're definitely "that couple"... We tone it down around our friends so they're not disgusted being around us, but yea... I think it's the only lucky thing that happened to either one of us, but it was definitely the jackpot.

[Fresh Prince]

somewhere blackmage hanged himself with his mullet.

[Madrun Badrun]

[youtube=560,345]Ptq_N-gjEpI&feature=related[/youtube]

[youtube=560,345]nJYho56INKU[/youtube]

[lennedsay]

RIP BlackMage

alternative: RIP my husband after BM's murder plot is complete

[Diunx]

Someone should move len pics to the nsfw thread

[Beezy]

Good looking chick? On my internets?

[fistfulofmetal]

Good looking chick? On my internets?

But she doesn't have a dump truck hanging off her back so how can she be hot, beezz?

[CajoleJuice]

[Brehvolution]

somewhere blackmage hanged himself with his mullet.

Beautiful pics Lennedsay.

[BlackMage]

you're husband's a lucky guy. i'd just post a picture of him to crush wilco's soul

How do you know it's not really willco?    No, he told me in his movies, Rachel McAdams will play me though, nothing about Portman.

My husband is pretty lucky (because I love the shit out of him and will do pretty much anything for him), but I'm damn lucky. He makes me laugh to the point where I'm exhausted, and he's been taking care of me and the dogs and the house with my recent health triple whammy. We're definitely "that couple"... We tone it down around our friends so they're not disgusted being around us, but yea... I think it's the only lucky thing that happened to either one of us, but it was definitely the jackpot.

that's the gayest shit i've ever read. 

[Fresh Prince]

 

[CajoleJuice]

Got this email today:

Imagine this IN HUGE GREEN FONT

FW: FW: PLLLLEEEAAASSSEEE REEAADDD! IT WAS ON GOODMORNING AMERICA

Ok guys, my lawyer's paralegal sent this one to me and if it doesn't work, they are aware that we all will be coming to visit them for a law suit for false advertisement! J



THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL


To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, but this is from my friend Pearl Sandborn and she really is an attorney.

If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have you got to lose? I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by Pepsi Co against General Electric not too long a go.

Dear Friends: Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later.
Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact
you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey Genera l Manager Field Operations

1-800-842-2332  1-800-842-2332 Ext.. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085



Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and for warding it on..
Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I received a check for $24,800.00 .
You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill Gates is the man.

It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00

We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time.
My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game, she showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and was stamped 'Paid In Full'.

[Phoenix Dark]

[CajoleJuice]

like 100 people had forwarded that fucking email already too

jesus christ people are fucking distinguished mentally-challenged

[fistfulofmetal]

is it weird that i set the leendsey pic as my phone backround?

[Himu]

[chronovore]

is it weird that i set the leendsey pic as my phone backround?

Yes.

[Beezy]

Good looking chick? On my internets?

But she doesn't have a dump truck hanging off her back so how can she be hot, beezz?

I can't tell from those pics, but she's cute and seems to have a badonkachest.

[CajoleJuice]

I woulda done that to her face

[Beezy]

I'm surprised that fistful likes her. She's not skinny enough for his tastes.

[Robo]

evilbore has been way too hetero lately. 

[lennedsay]

It's because I look all woman, but I'm all man at heart. 

[CajoleJuice]

and in pants

[Madrun Badrun]

where are these images

[lennedsay]

you're husband's a lucky guy. i'd just post a picture of him to crush wilco's soul

How do you know it's not really willco?    No, he told me in his movies, Rachel McAdams will play me though, nothing about Portman.

My husband Rocko is pretty lucky (because I love the shit out of him and will do pretty much anything for him), but I'm damn lucky. He makes me laugh to the point where I'm exhausted, and he's been taking care of me and the dogs and the house with my recent health triple whammy. We're definitely "that couple"... We tone it down around our friends so they're not disgusted being around us, but yea... I think it's the only lucky thing that happened to either one of us, but it was definitely the jackpot.

that's the gayest shit i've ever read. 

How gay is that shit now? 

[Solo]

where are these images

On fistful's harddrive

C:\Documents and Settings\Pictures\Creepy obsessive 5 gigs minimum exlusive club\lennedsay

[fistfulofmetal]

hey lennedsay can you pm me the pic of yourself in the blue sun dress?

[Madrun Badrun]

you know what, I don't think I want to see these picture anymore.

[Van Cruncheon]

ugh total, it's het day on the bore

[CajoleJuice]

i'll fuck you til you love me taco

[bud]

lennedsay's so pretty omg

you know how sometimes when you see a beautiful woman walk by, you don't think about dirty things, but about stuff like making her breakfast in bed

that's how i feel about her



this sounds really gay but whatever

[CajoleJuice]

you love that line

[bud]

i love you

[CajoleJuice]

i love leo

[bud]

where is that from

[CajoleJuice]

some pic cheebs posted. inception premiere somewhere, i presume

[BlueTsunami]

lennedsay's so pretty omg

you know how sometimes when you see a beautiful woman walk by, you don't think about dirty things, but about stuff like making her breakfast in bed

that's how i feel about her



this sounds really gay but whatever

This is also me but Gerry Rafferty's "Right Down the Line" is playing in the background. Almost like a love filled breakfast in bed montage.

[fistfulofmetal]

whenever i'm feeling down. feeling blue. feeling like the world just is too much for me. whenever i feel like life just isn't worth living, i get a grip of my phone and see the caked face and it all melts away.

[ManaByte]

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[CajoleJuice]

whenever i'm feeling down. feeling blue. feeling like the world just is too much for me. whenever i feel like life just isn't worth living, i get a grip of my phone and see the caked face and it all melts away.

[BlueTsunami]

[fistfulofmetal]

i have a way with my words dont i

[Madrun Badrun]

Did that cat rob the Green Goblin of his hood?

[Madrun Badrun]

Well at least Genghis glasses were so ugly that the cat didn't steal those too.

[lennedsay]

lennedsay is definitely very attractive but if my wife spent all her time on the internet flirting with vidya game nerds I'd probably get a divorce lawyer.  At least cloud is pretty aloof with us, only coming on to post pictures of her latest European adventure. 

This is my life at home too, btw. Only my real life guy friends get cupcakes, but get hit on less (because they're hetero and that's awkward). LAN parties and cupcakes every single weekend at my house. 

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:'(

[close]

lennedsay's so pretty omg

you know how sometimes when you see a beautiful woman walk by, you don't think about dirty things, but about stuff like making her breakfast in bed

that's how i feel about her



this sounds really gay but whatever

This is also me but Gerry Rafferty's "Right Down the Line" is playing in the background. Almost like a love filled breakfast in bed montage.

Oh you two... 

[Van Cruncheon]

is lennedsay flirting? rather, i think the inane chatter comes primarily from the lovelorn nerdlinger set commenting on her looks ON TEH INTERNET. nothing wrong with her humoring that if she isn't instigating. personally, i just think SOME of you -- and you know who y'all are -- are a little TOO eager to talk to a GURL ON TEH INTERNETZ

[Fresh Prince]

I'm trying to be nice to make up for electricluv running away :'(
Though lennedsay is less stupid than her anyway.

[Van Cruncheon]

who is electricluv and what was this drama? i swear i miss all the good times. maybe if y'all motherfuckers would put "LOLI SIDEHUGGING INSIDE" in the thread titles i wouldn't miss it

[lennedsay]

You guys can talk about anal around me, and I won't call you a rapist. 

No offense, Lila, where ever you may be...  :'(

[BlackMage]

8====D  (|)

[Van Cruncheon]

8=========D (  *  )

[BlackMage]

ahh yes being immature rocks

[Van Cruncheon]

:-P(|)

[BlackMage]

:-P(|)

is that ass to mouth? 

edit: oops no this is :-P (  *  )

[demi]

who is electricluv and what was this drama? i swear i miss all the good times. maybe if y'all motherfuckers would put "LOLI SIDEHUGGING INSIDE" in the thread titles i wouldn't miss it

Elektrikluv is a limp wristed woman. You comment on her nice tits and she gets all offended.

Well, sorry. There, did you want me to say that elektrickluv? Sorry. I think you have nice fucking tits and I'd love to touch them.