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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2521 on: September 16, 2019, 04:11:28 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2523 on: September 16, 2019, 04:32:32 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2526 on: September 17, 2019, 07:29:38 PM »
"ah god, I'm crushing today."

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2527 on: September 17, 2019, 07:44:22 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2529 on: September 17, 2019, 11:19:40 PM »
Who the fuck willingly listens to Ben Shapiro with his chipmunk voice and spergy conservative talking points?

His fellow virgin midgets.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2530 on: September 17, 2019, 11:24:17 PM »
Who the fuck willingly listens to Ben Shapiro with his chipmunk voice and spergy conservative talking points?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2531 on: September 18, 2019, 10:05:34 AM »
Who the fuck willingly listens to Ben Shapiro with his chipmunk voice and spergy conservative talking points?

His fellow virgin midgets.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2532 on: September 18, 2019, 08:30:20 PM »
https://twitter.com/BillyArmagh/status/1174394312689410048

It's like that time he naturally referred to a transwoman as she, then immediately corrected it to he.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2533 on: September 18, 2019, 08:48:32 PM »
cheat on your wife, MAGA
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2534 on: September 19, 2019, 11:49:59 AM »
gay erotica? Locking briefcase.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2536 on: September 20, 2019, 01:37:05 PM »
i was wondering why we hadn't heard from Daddy P in a while, and it seems like there was indeed a reason for that:

#t=120s

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2537 on: September 20, 2019, 01:45:06 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2538 on: September 20, 2019, 01:54:58 PM »
Clonazepam isn't that hard to get off of.
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« Reply #2539 on: September 20, 2019, 03:46:05 PM »
Everything is hard if you're a whimp.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2540 on: September 20, 2019, 04:36:17 PM »
wait his wife was diagnosed with a terminal illness and is now ok?

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« Reply #2541 on: September 20, 2019, 04:48:03 PM »
Instead of watching that I'm going to assume JP got into the cider again.

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« Reply #2542 on: September 20, 2019, 06:26:20 PM »
tldr, jorp got addicted to clomazipan (sp?) and tried to quit cold turkey which shockingly caused all kinds of problems and now he's in rehab, the dumb bitch
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2543 on: September 20, 2019, 06:27:56 PM »
And his wife almost died. She speaks in the video. She should audiobook some children's stories honestly.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2544 on: September 20, 2019, 07:47:38 PM »
Klonopin is mids.

Might as well have gotten addicted to cbd oil

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2545 on: September 20, 2019, 09:44:23 PM »
As if either of them would let a minor flaw like drug addiction offset all the good jorp has done in the field of wrecking college feminists :neogaf

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2546 on: September 20, 2019, 10:42:27 PM »
stop taking your meds cold-turkey to own the libs
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2548 on: September 21, 2019, 02:01:27 AM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2549 on: September 21, 2019, 06:07:04 AM »
Why is Jordan's head so massive in that tweet pic?  ???

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2550 on: September 21, 2019, 06:17:38 AM »
wait his wife was diagnosed with a terminal illness and is now ok?

The terminal illness is in rehab.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2551 on: September 21, 2019, 04:31:28 PM »
so sad that the postmodern neomarxists forced jp into becoming a junkie  :'(

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2552 on: September 21, 2019, 09:19:38 PM »


J Beep's good bud

Edit: I like how Rogan brings up the amendment that Jordan was losing his mind about. It passed and nothing he was terrified of happened. Genius.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2553 on: September 21, 2019, 09:47:26 PM »
I still don't get how a doctor says you have terminal cancer then it's fine a month later.  I don't trust that family not to lie or exaggerate the situation. 

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2554 on: September 21, 2019, 11:26:52 PM »
The only real thing you're ever told not to do with clonazepam is stop cold turkey. Breaking addiction to it is remarkably successful for a benzo as long as you don't just stop.

It's the one fucking rule. Don't just stop.

And his response to his wife getting a bad medical diagnosis is to just stop? Did he discuss this with Zizek first?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2555 on: September 22, 2019, 01:58:52 AM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2556 on: September 22, 2019, 02:50:00 AM »
but look at that supply

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2557 on: September 22, 2019, 05:12:32 AM »
If you worked in any factory that deals with food, you know our aisles almost look the same. They just stick different labels on the product.

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2558 on: September 22, 2019, 05:41:12 AM »
I love how we jump from somewhat objective statements "no competition, no choice" straight to "no hope". Having 10 sorts of mayo is nice and all but it doesn't make me hopeful.
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2559 on: September 22, 2019, 06:34:32 AM »
*after the debate*

Zizek: So you, you do drugs right
The wife probably has cancer and so forth and so forth
Your daughter wants to make love to machines

Peterson:  :notlikethis
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2560 on: September 22, 2019, 05:53:54 PM »
but look at that supply

#SocialistShortagesDebunked

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2562 on: September 22, 2019, 06:06:20 PM »

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« Reply #2563 on: September 22, 2019, 06:15:49 PM »


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2564 on: September 22, 2019, 06:44:24 PM »
To think that Dinesh has a presidential pardon and is pretty much untouchable now :doge
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2565 on: September 22, 2019, 06:47:22 PM »
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2566 on: September 22, 2019, 09:06:36 PM »
To think that Dinesh has a presidential pardon and is pretty much untouchable now :doge
Presidential pardons don't work like diplomatic immunity in Lethal Weapon 2.


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2570 on: September 24, 2019, 10:53:42 PM »
done, that was pretty easy :pitbull


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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2572 on: September 25, 2019, 02:04:51 AM »

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2576 on: September 25, 2019, 03:27:36 AM »
out of the loop, what's a greta thunderberg

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2577 on: September 25, 2019, 03:32:12 AM »
she's a 16 year old swedish climate activist with asperger's, and over the past few days, the chuds have been extra douchey/horny towards her
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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2578 on: September 25, 2019, 03:35:47 AM »
>16
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who unbanned James from twitter?

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Re: Wank Dad 2: Electric Wankaloo
« Reply #2579 on: September 25, 2019, 03:40:35 AM »
the profile blurb is a nice topper