Author Topic: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1) (Read 10235 times)

Boogie · « **Reply #60 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:16:11 PM »

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on February 18, 2009, 08:58:20 PM

Quote from: Kestastrophe on February 18, 2009, 08:56:08 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2009, 07:31:31 PM
Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.
Don't feel bad, I have two degrees in accounting and I don't ever plan on working in that sector

It must be something about studying accounting that makes nobody want to be an accountant. I'm afraid I'm falling (or have already fallen) into the same category.

Gee, what a gawdammed mystery.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #61 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:17:26 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on February 18, 2009, 09:01:44 PM

Quote from: Forgotten Ancient on February 18, 2009, 08:58:20 PM
Quote from: Kestastrophe on February 18, 2009, 08:56:08 PM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 18, 2009, 07:31:31 PM
Accounting. But I'd rather be a writer.
Don't feel bad, I have two degrees in accounting and I don't ever plan on working in that sector

It must be something about studying accounting that makes nobody want to be an accountant. I'm afraid I'm falling (or have already fallen) into the same category.
I was disillusioned with accounting before I graduated, but I didn't decide that it wasn't going to be my career path until I completed a CPA internship during tax season Worst people I have ever been around in my entire life. I would much rather clean toilets and puke(which I have done for a job before) than work with those fuckholes again

This semester I get to do free income tax returns for filthy poors. Should be quite the experience. $:-\$

Kestastrophe · « **Reply #62 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:18:58 PM »

I did that before too (VITA I believe it's called). It was easy, plus you get to help out low income peoples that are typically grateful.

Bildi · « **Reply #63 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:20:51 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 18, 2009, 08:50:04 PM

I've been tending to see older women since I don't have a lot of spare time, which is something that I've learned that ~~women~~ girls in the early twenties require at all times. "Why didn't you answer your cell phone?" "Why do you want to stay home after work?" BECAUSE I'M FUCKING TIRED.

REAL TALK.

Girls in their late 20s and beyond are indeed better, but some people are just born to be fucking needy.

Greatness Gone · « **Reply #64 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:21:41 PM »

I'm bisexual.

I actually think I'm better than everyone here. Especially wrika.

I'm 13 y/o.

Boogie · « **Reply #65 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:23:23 PM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on February 18, 2009, 09:21:41 PM

I'm bisexual.

I actually think I'm better than everyone here. Especially wrika.

I'm 13 y/o.

I believe none of those sentences.

Bildi · « **Reply #66 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:25:08 PM »

I have an irrational resentment of bisexual people.

I'm glad you're not really bisexual GG.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #67 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:31:01 PM »

ya bi guys aren't cool. And bi girls are only slightly more cool.

True confession: I've been feeling horrible for the last month and a half and I don't know what the cause of it is but I've been rather agitated and more pissy than usual. Also being off from school sucks. I hate being there when I am there because of social anxiety but I'm lonely as fuck when I'm not around people. The only people I've talked to in five days are my mom and her investment agent who called looking for her one day. FML

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #68 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:31:18 PM »

Quote from: Kestastrophe on February 18, 2009, 09:18:58 PM

I did that before too (VITA I believe it's called). It was easy, plus you get to help out low income peoples that are typically grateful.

Going by what the people who have already started it say, it's more like a zoo. But I only need to do 15 hours of it, so it's not that big of a deal.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #69 on:** February 18, 2009, 09:35:09 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 18, 2009, 09:31:01 PM

ya bi guys aren't cool. And bi girls are only slightly more cool.

True confession: I've been feeling horrible for the last month and a half and I don't know what the cause of it is but I've been rather agitated and more pissy than usual. Also being off from school sucks. I hate being there when I am there because of social anxiety but I'm lonely as fuck when I'm not around people. The only people I've talked to in five days are my mom and her investment agent who called looking for her one day. FML

The two complaints in this post are likely related to one another. You need to learn to talk to people or you will constantly feel this shitty dude.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #70 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:35:56 PM »

I do try to talk to people then they give me a horrified look and try to run away. Like I'm a verbal rapist or something.

Boogie · « **Reply #71 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:38:20 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 18, 2009, 10:35:56 PM

I do try to talk to people then they give me a horrified look and try to run away. Like I'm a verbal rapist or something.

what in God's name do you say to them? Because with your underwear-model looks, this seems most unlikely.

But then, you are in Saskatchewan..

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #72 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:40:42 PM »

I start out with the friendly greeting "You looking for action baby ya?" and then proceed from there, where ever the conversation naturally flows.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #73 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:41:06 PM »

yea, maybe its the people from your bullshit prairie that's the problem. You should move somewhere.

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although I had hot sex with a girl from saskatchewan and she was actually pretty awesome

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #74 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:42:38 PM »

I can't even have hot sex with a girl from Saskatchewan. :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #75 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:46:58 PM »

Hurry up and become White Man's sex-butler already, especially during his time of need. Although he might not talk to you, he'll bark out commands and scream at you.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #76 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:54:38 PM »

I don't think I'll be qualified for that job with a philo degree. :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #77 on:** February 18, 2009, 10:57:29 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 18, 2009, 10:54:38 PM

I don't think I'll be qualified for that job with a philo degree. :'(

there's only one major and only one minor white man cares about and they are both located between your butt cheeks.

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arvie has two buttholes, GET IT

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Brehvolution · « **Reply #78 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:01:11 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 18, 2009, 08:28:28 PM

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$:-\$

She took advantage of you. You just take the baton and pay it forward. It's what the good people do.

Diunx · « **Reply #79 on:** February 18, 2009, 11:04:55 PM »

I hate like 90% of the people I meet.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #80 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:22:30 AM »

my right nipple has never fully recovered from "the incident"

EmCeeGrammar · « **Reply #81 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:34:09 AM »

I'm a self-hating narcissist who projects my problems and self-doubt onto others. So, no I don't think gamers are lame, I just can't accept myself as someone who enjoys games. Or I assume my constant escapism is a constant across the majority of gamers. Again, ugly projection issues. I'm also an attention whore who likes to stir up shit to get noticed.

And I can't say for a fact that I have asperger's either. All I know is that I have little empathy, sympathy, get fixated on few interests and have had a terrible time socialising my whole life. I tried therapy until the money ran out, self help books, hanging out with co-workers, etc. The truth is, I don't know whats wrong with me and developed a kind of hypochondria to every match for the keywords I put into a search engine.

Sometimes I want to say its simple vanilla stupidity but that would be like giving up. I honestly don't know how I feel about anything anymore, what I want to achieve and grow more and more unmotivated every passing day.

Not to be melodramatic, but I'm bitter about life, and I'm sorry for subjecting you all to my neurotic childish behavior.

Reb · « **Reply #82 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:03:51 AM »

I hate everything Swiss and/or Italian.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #83 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:31:48 AM »

Quote from: EmCeeGrammar on February 19, 2009, 01:34:09 AM

I'm a self-hating narcissist who projects my problems and self-doubt onto others. So, no I don't think gamers are lame, I just can't accept myself as someone who enjoys games. Or I assume my constant escapism is a constant across the majority of gamers. Again, ugly projection issues. I'm also an attention whore who likes to stir up shit to get noticed.

And I can't say for a fact that I have asperger's either. All I know is that I have little empathy, sympathy, get fixated on few interests and have had a terrible time socialising my whole life. I tried therapy until the money ran out, self help books, hanging out with co-workers, etc. The truth is, I don't know whats wrong with me and developed a kind of hypochondria to every match for the keywords I put into a search engine.

Sometimes I want to say its simple vanilla stupidity but that would be like giving up. I honestly don't know how I feel about anything anymore, what I want to achieve and grow more and more unmotivated every passing day.

Not to be melodramatic, but I'm bitter about life, and I'm sorry for subjecting you all to my neurotic childish behavior.

oh god, no-one told you this was a joke thread, i don't know where to look

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #84 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:14:14 AM »

Im pretty awesome.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #85 on:** February 19, 2009, 06:46:14 AM »

Quote from: Greatness Gone on February 18, 2009, 09:21:41 PM

I'm bisexual.

I actually think I'm better than everyone here. Especially wrika.

I'm 13 y/o.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #86 on:** February 19, 2009, 07:23:31 AM »

I pretty much hate life as well. Thing is, the majority of people my age do too. We're far too cynical as a generation. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Himu · « **Reply #87 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:07:30 AM »

This is such a cute thread

wrika redeemed

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #88 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:12:00 AM »

I actually don't even like Natalie Por-

fuck not even i can type a lie that blatant.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #89 on:** February 19, 2009, 08:14:08 AM »

Confession:

I believe that Psychoanalysis has sufficiently proven itself as a means towards achieving autonomy. I believe its insights to be real. I also dismiss those who feel otherwise as being too scared to look in to the abyss. If it were to gain traction on a national level, and taken seriously (of course, here is where any theory falters) the benefits to our social and political spaces would be profound.

tiesto · « **Reply #90 on:** February 19, 2009, 09:21:23 AM »

-I'm a total nerd that tries too hard to cover it up, especially around women.
-I'm closed-minded, argumentative and stubborn on a few choice topics, and tend not to spend much time with stuff outside my particular genres of interest (i.e. music genres, game genres)
-I like to stir up random shit on facebook (especially since I know a lot of Republicans)

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #91 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:23:25 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on February 19, 2009, 04:02:02 AM

Quote from: Bildi on February 18, 2009, 09:25:08 PM
I have an irrational resentment of bisexual people.
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 18, 2009, 09:31:01 PM
ya bi guys aren't cool.
:'(

you're not bi. Why are you crying?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #92 on:** February 19, 2009, 12:27:27 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 19, 2009, 12:23:25 PM

Quote from: jarosh on February 19, 2009, 04:02:02 AM
Quote from: Bildi on February 18, 2009, 09:25:08 PM
I have an irrational resentment of bisexual people.
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 18, 2009, 09:31:01 PM
ya bi guys aren't cool.
:'(

you're not bi. Why are you crying?

This is Jarosh we're talking about.

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #93 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:05:42 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on February 19, 2009, 01:03:35 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 19, 2009, 12:23:25 PM
Quote from: jarosh on February 19, 2009, 04:02:02 AM
Quote from: Bildi on February 18, 2009, 09:25:08 PM
I have an irrational resentment of bisexual people.
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 18, 2009, 09:31:01 PM
ya bi guys aren't cool.
:'(

you're not bi. Why are you crying?
this is the confessions thread. unlike all you fakers i do have a little gay in me.

Jarosh

demi · « **Reply #94 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:06:14 PM »

I'm pretty sure everyone knew that

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #95 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:07:54 PM »

I didn't. Man that's creepy. The next time some dude is hitting on me here he could really be hitting on me!

muckhole · « **Reply #96 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:09:49 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 19, 2009, 01:07:54 PM

I didn't. Man that's creepy. The next time some dude is hitting on me here he could really be hitting on me!

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #97 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:12:42 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #98 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:18:12 PM »

jesus sent you pics?

bi-jesus!

muckhole · « **Reply #99 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:19:46 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on February 19, 2009, 01:15:13 PM

but jesus, i didn't even request any pics

You shouldn't be too surprised. You just announced that you're potentially sexable on the male prison-island that is evilbore. You could be traded for cigarettes at any moment.

demi · « **Reply #100 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:21:55 PM »

The moussed up hair gave it away

Eric P · « **Reply #101 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:30:07 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on February 19, 2009, 01:03:35 PM

this is the confessions thread. unlike all you fakers i do have a little gay in me.

so you're a bottom

Eric P · « **Reply #102 on:** February 19, 2009, 01:30:54 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 19, 2009, 01:18:12 PM

jesus sent you pics? bi-jesus!

jesus is gay

he got nailed by romans at least three times

Tauntaun · « **Reply #103 on:** February 19, 2009, 02:20:53 PM »

Quote from: jarosh on February 19, 2009, 01:33:09 PM

Quote from: Eric P on February 19, 2009, 01:30:07 PM
Quote from: jarosh on February 19, 2009, 01:03:35 PM

this is the confessions thread. unlike all you fakers i do have a little gay in me.

so you're a bottom
twice a week, yes :'(
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she looks sexy with the strap-on though
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Talk to Distant.

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I'd still lick your face, even though you're a cigarillo.

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tehjaybo · « **Reply #104 on:** February 19, 2009, 03:04:54 PM »

There's nothing wrong with being bi.

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Bloodwake · « **Reply #105 on:** February 19, 2009, 03:56:44 PM »

I would only fuck David Tennant, Ben Gibbard, or Tauntaun

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #106 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:01:48 PM »

You'd have to be bottom though cause if you're top it's not gay and you know, I'm a man!

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Imma do you like this k?

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tehjaybo · « **Reply #107 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:08:05 PM »

David Tennant and John Borrowman are definitely on my list.

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Who am I kidding? Tauntaun..

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Tauntaun · « **Reply #108 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:10:16 PM »

Hugh Jackman is HAWT!

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Guzzle it member!

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #109 on:** February 19, 2009, 04:19:34 PM »

Jarosh is bi.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #110 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:04:23 PM »

Quote from: Malek on February 19, 2009, 04:19:34 PM

Jarosh is bi.

it's soooo hot, isn't it

i can ask my husband the question "would you fuck this guy" and get an honest answer.

wow just wow

jarosh the god of sexiness forever

Yeti · « **Reply #111 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:12:52 PM »

Ever think of having a threesome? I'd be down.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #112 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:15:04 PM »

Why stop at just one Canadian, Jarosh?

Eric P · « **Reply #113 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:15:20 PM »

now to scour the pictures thread for anyone he's complimented

demi · « **Reply #114 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:22:05 PM »

Quote from: Eric P on February 19, 2009, 05:15:20 PM

now to scour the pictures thread for anyone he's complimented

I complimented you, Eric

Yeti · « **Reply #115 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:29:40 PM »

So where do you fall on the Kinsey scale?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #116 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:31:33 PM »

X :'( at least I'm there with Drinky.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #117 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:33:02 PM »

I'm confused, that chart doesn't have an option for "heterosexual, but likes watching cheeseburger porn... but only if the cheeseburgers are making it with an actual woman"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #118 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:38:10 PM »

Quote from: The Card Cheat on February 19, 2009, 05:33:02 PM

I'm confused, that chart doesn't have an option for "heterosexual, but likes watching cheeseburger porn... but only if the cheeseburgers are making it with an actual woman"

Be confused no more. The number you are looking for is 2.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #119 on:** February 19, 2009, 05:43:56 PM »

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Author Topic: I'm a good guy (EB Confessions Vol 1) (Read 10235 times)