Also, to balance off the saccharine sentimentality from the above post, I ate so much goddamn ass with this girl. She gets everything waxed and it was like, open season for that shit. Most of the women I've been with have had that area cordoned off, maybe tickle the balloon knot a little. But this woman, fuck, it was all in on the booty. The novelty of it, for me, was like eating cotton candy for the first time. Even she was like J-JESUS CHRIST at my intensity over it. I have been converted. Amen.