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« Reply #37081 on: May 11, 2020, 11:54:04 AM »
Why would anyone want to invest in movie theaters? :neogaf
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« Reply #37082 on: May 11, 2020, 12:09:21 PM »
https://variety.com/2020/film/news/amc-entertainment-amazon-acquisition-stock-1234603290/

Why'd it have to be Amazon :maf
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« Reply #37083 on: May 11, 2020, 12:09:46 PM »
IMagine how much money "conservative" movie theaters could be making right now
Nobody wants to see Kevin Sorbo movies.

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« Reply #37084 on: May 11, 2020, 02:29:28 PM »
IMagine how much money "conservative" movie theaters could be making right now
Nobody wants to see Kevin Sorbo movies.

I'd go see Kull the Conqueror.
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« Reply #37085 on: May 11, 2020, 04:02:39 PM »
Mre like Cuckeror.

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« Reply #37086 on: May 11, 2020, 04:02:55 PM »
I watched Kull, when it was in theaters.

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« Reply #37087 on: May 11, 2020, 07:39:28 PM »
The Florida Project – A slice of life somewhere around Orlando or close to Disney World. Not a magical paradise though as our main characters inhabit a motel known as the Magic Castle. Mostly home to low income individuals. Willem DaFoe is the manager of the motel and has deal with various nonsense that the residents or guests pull. Often times this ends up being a little 6 year old Moonee and her young single mom, Halley.

You see how the kids are little sponges picking up on not the greatest manners that they observe from their parents. You can’t really fault them or be angry. Willem’s character understands that they’re but young children and deals with them accordingly in a protective uncle kind of way.

Circumstances are tough and they get tougher for Halley after she’s fired from her stripper job. To make ends meet she starts to first sell cheap perfume for a much higher price to people in parking lots of some wealthier establishments. This works for a while, but eventually she realizes that won’t cut it and turns to prostitution. Moonee, almost in tandem, is forbidden to play with several friends not due to her mother, but because of other hijinks she gets herself into with these other kids. So the movie has various parallels between the adults and the kids. Juxtaposition as well.

The ending is one that maybe you saw coming, but the very last bit of it I thought was a little too poetic for its own good. Though perhaps it’s another juxtaposition of what Moonee is experiencing and what is about to lie ahead of her. Another small thing I thought the movie could have done was allow us into the mind of the adults a little more. We see their actions, but not so much their inner thoughts. That seemed to be a stylistic choice where we only experience the various means to an end. So be it.

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« Reply #37088 on: May 11, 2020, 07:55:51 PM »
the slutty mom was  :drool :drool :shaq
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« Reply #37089 on: May 11, 2020, 08:42:54 PM »
So, Blood Machines will be released on May 21 on Shudder. I also notice that Shudder has a free 7 day trial, so you're probably be able to see it for free.


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« Reply #37090 on: May 11, 2020, 10:17:46 PM »
Shudder :lawd

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« Reply #37091 on: May 13, 2020, 09:42:43 PM »
Half hour into The Wrong Missy while high and really laughing.  I only wanted to watch it to support Lauren Lapkis but its pretty funny.

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« Reply #37092 on: May 13, 2020, 11:57:01 PM »


How is this a real movie? :neogaf
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« Reply #37093 on: May 14, 2020, 12:29:18 AM »
Might be good for a laugh.

Also,  :trigger at abusing Heart-Shaped Box. Massively triggered.

edit: The comments. I know, it's Youtube. But still.  :-\ "The Whites" "bad vibes" or unironic fans of the "wank dads" thread worthy

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« Reply #37094 on: May 14, 2020, 01:41:23 AM »
ACADEMY AWARD® WINNER Russel Crowe is John Goodman in Falling Down 2: Ecks vs. Karen.
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« Reply #37095 on: May 14, 2020, 01:55:18 AM »
They tell writers to write what you know. Seems like someone took that to heart and wrote about LA traffic.

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« Reply #37096 on: May 14, 2020, 02:05:22 AM »
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/12/movies/mad-max-fury-road-oral-history.html

New York Times did an oral history of Mad Max: Fury Road. Good stuff in there.

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« Reply #37097 on: May 14, 2020, 09:54:31 AM »
ACADEMY AWARD® WINNER Russel Crowe is John Goodman in Falling Down 2: Ecks vs. Karen.

Ecks vs Sever, that name still makes me laugh so hard :dead


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« Reply #37099 on: May 14, 2020, 03:59:02 PM »


How is this a real movie? :neogaf
This is both the most dumb and interesting movie trailer I've seen in a while.  :lol
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« Reply #37100 on: May 14, 2020, 04:48:44 PM »
seems more real than this though


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« Reply #37101 on: May 14, 2020, 04:58:41 PM »
 :rejoice bring on these stupid movies with social commentary as subtle as a brick to the dick.

Love this kind of crap.

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« Reply #37102 on: May 14, 2020, 11:01:40 PM »
Filler, watching El Hoyo... this analogy is so hamfisted but I love it already :lol
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« Reply #37103 on: May 15, 2020, 12:22:06 AM »
Amazing movie :lawd reminded me of Samuel Beckett somehow
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« Reply #37104 on: May 15, 2020, 05:02:04 AM »
seems more real than this though


If i had to imagine a Home Alone done in 2020, this actually wouldn't be too far off.  :lol

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« Reply #37105 on: May 16, 2020, 07:27:43 PM »
John Wick 3  :whew

Halle Berry  8), these action scenes  8) and for an action movie it all looks and sounds so beautiful  8)
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« Reply #37106 on: May 16, 2020, 07:58:07 PM »
I saw Phantasm V Ravager, holy fuck if you thought the clip show sequel Phantasm IV was bad. :lol

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« Reply #37107 on: May 16, 2020, 08:25:05 PM »
I felt the same, Keanu got cast in so many mediocre films after the first Matrix that he wasn't really on my radar anymore.
Then the first John Wick happened and the 2nd showed it wasn't a fluke. John Wick 1 has the best story, but 3 definitely has the best action.

In between John Wicks Keanu is still mostly doing all types of mediocre TV series and movies  :doge
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« Reply #37108 on: May 17, 2020, 08:05:17 AM »
I wasn't as hot on John Wick 3 as you, i wasn't happy with some of the editing choices and i thought many of the fights actually lacked some of the impact the previous ones had.
There still no substitute for throwing a bunch of underpaid stunt peeps off windows, through glass, into concrete, like good old Hong Kong (and more generally Asian and SEA cinema) did, but they're still a beacon of excellence, for sure.
But like, John Wick 3 wasn't all that better than some of its recent clones, like Atomic Blonde or even stuff like Villainess, which themselves were pretty good but not great.

I think modern Mission Impossible movies are the apex of Western action cinema, at the moment.

I'll say though, with the focus on guns, JW cuts itself a more peculiar niche than The Raid movies did (another action world wide hit, that blew up massively for whatever reason).
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« Reply #37109 on: May 17, 2020, 01:37:47 PM »
great little "chase" scene  :lol

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« Reply #37110 on: May 17, 2020, 05:47:49 PM »
I've tried to watch and get into the john wick movies and can't  :yeshrug seems to have all the right elements that I could enjoy, but somehow it's not it for me  ::) maybe needs some sci-fi added in  8)
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« Reply #37111 on: May 17, 2020, 05:51:28 PM »
The Gentlemen - I'm an extra-extra-medium sized fan of Guy "Fieri" Ritchie's brit crime films.  This one manages to have a touch of his old stuff but has quite a bit less obnoxious bantz largely due to some of the main characters being American and the main British character actually doesn't tell a sarcastic cocky joke every other word.

Doesn't have the "action" of some of his other films which also grounds it a bit.

Really enjoyed it;  I especially liked the old white guy explaining to the young black man why him being called a "black cunt" isn't racist, but actually a term of endearment.
This is the best movie of 2020 so far and in a just world would win all the oscars  :yeshrug
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« Reply #37112 on: May 17, 2020, 06:16:16 PM »
it was alright, but doubt I'll ever watch again  :trumps
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« Reply #37113 on: May 20, 2020, 04:36:50 PM »
So I signed up (7 day free trial) to Shudder in anticipation of Blood Machines. There are a few Shudder original movies on there. I might as well check them out.

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« Reply #37114 on: May 20, 2020, 05:09:36 PM »
They're actually better than you'd expect on average. I'd still have low expectations going into each one, though.

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« Reply #37115 on: May 20, 2020, 10:06:19 PM »
They're actually better than you'd expect on average. I'd still have low expectations going into each one, though.

Yeah. I watched 'The Room'. I thought it was a good movie actually. It is about a house where there is a room that grants you any wish. The movie does quite a good job of showing you how something that can grant you any desire can quickly turn into a nightmare.

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« Reply #37116 on: May 20, 2020, 11:41:50 PM »
Yeah the Room was really solid! Kinda lost me in the last act but it's hard to do high concept on smaller budget so I overall give schlocky stuff like that a pass...

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« Reply #37117 on: May 20, 2020, 11:44:10 PM »
Watching Jaws for the frst time... when Alex dies... :brazilcry
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« Reply #37118 on: May 20, 2020, 11:44:47 PM »
Jaws :lawd

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« Reply #37119 on: May 20, 2020, 11:47:30 PM »
Btw I made a Shudder thread here: http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=47244.0

I guess I gave the Room a 2 / 5, but probably should be a 3...

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« Reply #37120 on: May 20, 2020, 11:47:35 PM »
I'm seeing a lot of connections between this and coronavirus but I'm too drunk to articulate why
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« Reply #37121 on: May 20, 2020, 11:48:45 PM »
I'm seeing a lot of connections between this and coronavirus but I'm too drunk to articulate why

Open beaches, authority figures downplaying danger, the one savior dude who knows what's up (Brody/Trump), etc.

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« Reply #37122 on: May 20, 2020, 11:52:48 PM »
Hey... hey.. he's taking it! he's taking it!

*falls off the pier*

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« Reply #37123 on: May 21, 2020, 12:09:11 AM »
"I can do anything - I'm the chief of police."

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« Reply #37124 on: May 21, 2020, 12:20:55 AM »
it's the fourth of july and all these beaches are open :brazilcry
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« Reply #37125 on: May 21, 2020, 12:30:51 AM »
You got city boy hands, shosta. You been counting money all your life.
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« Reply #37126 on: May 21, 2020, 01:29:09 AM »
They killed the shark at the end :noah
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« Reply #37127 on: May 21, 2020, 01:32:44 AM »
need a i am legend style alt ending with da sharks  8)
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« Reply #37128 on: May 21, 2020, 02:48:00 AM »
I love 70s and early 80s Spielberg. He tells fantasy stories, but everything is so grounded in reality that it makes the fantasy seem more vibrant. The set design, the actors, the locations, the lighting. Actors have messy hair, they sweat, nothing is perfectly manicured.

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« Reply #37129 on: May 21, 2020, 03:10:28 AM »
The shark was a metaphor for corona

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« Reply #37130 on: May 21, 2020, 05:48:38 AM »
Just rewatched Kingdom of Heaven for the umpteenth time. Christians are the WORST

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« Reply #37131 on: May 21, 2020, 06:01:17 AM »
Just rewatched Kingdom of Heaven for the umpteenth time. Christians are the WORST

GOD WILLS IT!!

Did you watch the 'good' directors cut extended version or the butchered theatrical release, during those times so many films got butchered  :-\


Also if you like that sort of history there's a decent show on Netflix called Rise of Empires: Ottoman, which is sort of a docu-drama type of thing about Mehmed the Conquerer besieging Constantinople.
You have to tolerate a few wanking Turks but I liked the premise, setting and overall execution. It also helps that it is narrated by Charles Dance.
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« Reply #37132 on: May 21, 2020, 06:05:51 AM »
Director's

I watched it in theatre too but it was back in 2007 and it was a part of a 3 movie marathon and so long ago I can't remember whether it was the Theatrical Release of not

Parts of Kingdom of Heaven were super shitty though.

"Nothing grows here"
Orlando Bloom: "Did you try water?"
"It worked"

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« Reply #37134 on: May 21, 2020, 09:01:08 PM »
So I watched Blood Machines. And I was thinking, "that's got to be the biggest breasts in the universe".

It's in 3 parts. It's basically presented as a series. It really isn't a series though. It's basically a 50 minute movie cut into three parts. I guess for whatever reason, they decided on that format. Perhaps because they were unsure how to categorise it.

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« Reply #37135 on: May 21, 2020, 11:55:58 PM »
I'm capping off this horrible day by watching a straight to Netflix David Spade movie produced by Adam Sandler called The Wrong Missy. It's straight junk food :lawd
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« Reply #37136 on: May 22, 2020, 12:52:56 AM »
movie was great :lol
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« Reply #37137 on: May 22, 2020, 08:23:22 AM »
So I watched Blood Machines. And I was thinking, "that's got to be the biggest breasts in the universe".

It's in 3 parts. It's basically presented as a series. It really isn't a series though. It's basically a 50 minute movie cut into three parts. I guess for whatever reason, they decided on that format. Perhaps because they were unsure how to categorise it.

A single breast that needs to be presented as a series of 3 parts does sound fairly massive.

Those breasts are quite something. Anyone who has seen the movie will know what I am talking about. lol

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« Reply #37138 on: May 22, 2020, 11:25:22 AM »
I'm capping off this horrible day by watching a straight to Netflix David Spade movie produced by Adam Sandler called The Wrong Missy. It's straight junk food :lawd

Wrong Missy was pretty good solely because of Lapkus.  Also Sarah Chalke being sexy as always.