Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3648865 times)

our prudish office manager will certainly hide it in the break room somewhere, as she did last time. I'll do my duty again and proudly display it in the front lobby. It belongs in a museum

Groogrux · « **Reply #6189 on:** February 12, 2013, 12:07:13 AM »

The best part...

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2013_swimsuit/painting/kate-upton/13_kate-upton_1.html

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6190 on:** February 12, 2013, 12:10:04 AM »

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http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/13/13_kate-upton_30.jpg

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6191 on:** February 12, 2013, 12:12:03 AM »

those boobs are... well, there are no words adequate for those boobs.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6192 on:** February 12, 2013, 12:18:52 AM »

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http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/pr/subs/swimsuit/images/13/13_kate-upton-body-paint_18.jpg

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6193 on:** February 12, 2013, 12:27:33 AM »

Speaking of your obsessions, malek- did you see that J-law was on Between Two Ferns?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6194 on:** February 12, 2013, 12:45:00 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on February 12, 2013, 12:27:33 AM

Speaking of your obsessions, malek- did you see that J-law was on Between Two Ferns?

That's off-putting.
You should be off pudding . . . because you're fat . . . you shouldn't eat any pudding.

Zach: You have read hair?
Amy: Guess what they used to call me in high-school.
Mach. cinnamon muff.
Amy: No! That didn't call me "cinnamon muff."
What did they call you? Fire-crotch?
Amy: Strawberry Shortcake, a small child's doll.
. . .

"Don't you ever fart on my tits again!

Beezy · « **Reply #6195 on:** February 12, 2013, 01:29:30 AM »

Kate Upton is amazing from the boobs up. The rest of her body causes me to make this face --> $:-\$

Groogrux · « **Reply #6196 on:** February 12, 2013, 01:34:52 AM »

Really? Cause it causes me to make this face:

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6197 on:** February 12, 2013, 02:00:37 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on February 12, 2013, 01:29:30 AM

Kate Upton is amazing from the boobs up. The rest of her body causes me to make this face --> $:-\$

oh shut up, you'd still be nose deep under the hood in a heartbeat

Beezy · « **Reply #6198 on:** February 12, 2013, 02:10:33 AM »

Quote from: Groogrux on February 12, 2013, 01:34:52 AM

Really? Cause it causes me to make this face:

lies

Quote from: BrandNew on February 12, 2013, 02:00:37 AM

Quote from: Beezy on February 12, 2013, 01:29:30 AM
Kate Upton is amazing from the boobs up. The rest of her body causes me to make this face --> $:-\$

oh shut up, you'd still be nose deep under the hood in a heartbeat

Never said I wouldn't fuck, but I can't ignore her awkwardly shaped body like the rest of you.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6199 on:** February 12, 2013, 03:42:34 AM »

I need to post that shesofine.jpg from neogaf

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #6200 on:** February 12, 2013, 06:39:09 AM »

Yeah she doesn't have thick thighs or an ass, but yet she's not super skinny. Either way she has an incredibly body and omg her skin looks so great in those pictures.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #6201 on:** February 12, 2013, 06:48:10 AM »

ROFL at Beezy

The best part about Kate Upton is that she doesn't seem to have any tats. Can't wait for that stupid and shitty trend to be over and done with.

Beezy · « **Reply #6202 on:** February 12, 2013, 10:10:14 AM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on February 12, 2013, 02:39:33 AM

Her body isn't awkwardly shaped. Her boobs are fantastic and without them she'd still have a pretty nice body too. She just isn't voluptuous is what I think Beezy is trying to say.

It has nothing to do with her thighs or ass, but it's not surprising that you all instantly assumed that.

She has a long torso and her waist is as wide as her hips. That looks weird on a girl to me. Whatever. Fap away, I won't bring it up again.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6203 on:** February 12, 2013, 10:26:01 AM »

I just went through and screencapped all the SI shots from the website that I couldnt find elsewhere on the net. Now I have all of them. Man, I am pathetically in love with her.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

I'll post them up if anyone is interested

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CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6204 on:** February 12, 2013, 03:32:22 PM »

I can understand where Beezy is coming from. And there are definitely a lot of women I'd prefer on an objective level. That's as far as I'll go. Still fapping.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #6205 on:** February 12, 2013, 05:07:03 PM »

gonna have to side with beezy - top half is A+++ would fap again, bottom half looks like any other skinny hollywood chick. no hips = no go

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6206 on:** February 12, 2013, 05:11:30 PM »

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #6207 on:** February 12, 2013, 07:02:15 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #6208 on:** February 12, 2013, 08:36:59 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6209 on:** February 12, 2013, 09:11:08 PM »

I want to see how you guys look from the boobs down.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #6210 on:** February 12, 2013, 09:13:42 PM »

michelle jennekee oozes sex

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #6211 on:** February 12, 2013, 09:48:13 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 12, 2013, 10:26:01 AM

I just went through and screencapped all the SI shots from the website that I couldnt find elsewhere on the net. Now I have all of them. Man, I am pathetically in love with her.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'll post them up if anyone is interested
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If you could please.

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 12, 2013, 03:32:22 PM

I can understand where Beezy is coming from. And there are definitely a lot of women I'd prefer on an objective level. That's as far as I'll go. Still fapping.

I don't think she's the hottest but I'm not going to kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6212 on:** February 12, 2013, 11:30:05 PM »

Upton's waist/torso ratio are indeed...awkward now; I don't remember her looking like that last year. Still just means more room for my penis

Beezy · « **Reply #6213 on:** February 12, 2013, 11:39:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 12, 2013, 11:30:05 PM

Upton's waist/torso ratio are indeed...awkward now; I don't remember her looking like that last year. Still just means more room for my penis

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #6214 on:** February 12, 2013, 11:51:05 PM »

I think PD is right about how I only noticed it now.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6215 on:** February 13, 2013, 08:49:23 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on February 12, 2013, 09:48:13 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 12, 2013, 10:26:01 AM
I just went through and screencapped all the SI shots from the website that I couldnt find elsewhere on the net. Now I have all of them. Man, I am pathetically in love with her.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'll post them up if anyone is interested
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If you could please.

http://min.us/mbylSRuMZpQpQn

Here ya go borechachos

Yeti · « **Reply #6216 on:** February 13, 2013, 10:21:29 AM »

Her waist is fine, I think it's just an optical illusion in some of the pictures caused by her bikini bottom riding so low below her actual waistling.

Here it looks fine.

Here it looks a little weird, until you realize that the string of her bikini bottom are well below her waistline, but they make it look like that is where her waistline is at.

Fifstar · « **Reply #6217 on:** February 13, 2013, 10:28:28 AM »

Her waist is relatively wide compared to her hip, although those pics are probably shopped so bad that it's not worth discussing something like that anyway. The area around her armpit looks so weird on that second photo.

Mupepe · « **Reply #6218 on:** February 13, 2013, 10:47:51 AM »

a wide waist is fucking sexy. Ya'll are weird

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6219 on:** February 13, 2013, 11:28:48 AM »

She does look a little pregnant.

Get pregnant, get big boobs, take photos, have an abortion. Repeat.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6220 on:** February 13, 2013, 01:07:58 PM »

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d7dfed0fa40a5ec16ce10a14ba7add6/tumblr_mi5ycxiC3Y1rhvr4uo1_1280.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxhr6S6nx1qzvfspo1_r1_1280.jpg

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Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6221 on:** February 13, 2013, 01:26:06 PM »

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6222 on:** February 13, 2013, 02:02:50 PM »

ATTN Malek

Atramental · « **Reply #6223 on:** February 13, 2013, 02:03:36 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on February 13, 2013, 01:07:58 PM

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d7dfed0fa40a5ec16ce10a14ba7add6/tumblr_mi5ycxiC3Y1rhvr4uo1_1280.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwxhr6S6nx1qzvfspo1_r1_1280.jpg
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I'd let her sit on my face.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6224 on:** February 13, 2013, 02:29:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2013, 02:02:50 PM

ATTN Malek
(Image removed from quote.)

Hilary Duff has great taste in fashion.

And taste in men:

They can swap shirts.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #6225 on:** February 13, 2013, 04:38:22 PM »

Always weird talking about someone like Kate Upton. She's obviously gorgeous and not even close to in my league so picking out her flaws (which do exist) risks sounding like one of those bitter internet guys.

At the same time she is, you know, a bikini model. Talking about her body is hardly out of bounds.

Beezy · « **Reply #6226 on:** February 13, 2013, 06:30:51 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 13, 2013, 10:47:51 AM

a wide waist is fucking sexy. Ya'll are weird

says the mexican

demi · « **Reply #6227 on:** February 13, 2013, 08:15:17 PM »

I'm super late but I was introduced to London Andrews. Wow.

Robo · « **Reply #6228 on:** February 13, 2013, 08:17:44 PM »

I'd let her shit on my face.

demi · « **Reply #6229 on:** February 13, 2013, 08:26:46 PM »

http://londonsexy.tumblr.com/

Amazing body.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6230 on:** February 13, 2013, 11:23:15 PM »

please tell me she does interracial

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6231 on:** February 13, 2013, 11:54:11 PM »

I don't think she does any sort of hardcore at all

In her private life though? Probably.

Pringo · « **Reply #6232 on:** February 13, 2013, 11:55:53 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2013, 11:23:15 PM

please tell me she does interracial

http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/546678/london_andrews_side_projects.html

It appears so.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6233 on:** February 13, 2013, 11:59:17 PM »

dddddddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6234 on:** February 14, 2013, 01:03:47 AM »

http://i.imgur.com/UAtKD.jpg http://imgur.com/2mQFvtQ

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6235 on:** February 14, 2013, 01:08:09 AM »

Quote from: demi on February 13, 2013, 08:26:46 PM

http://londonsexy.tumblr.com/

Amazing body.

I never thought I'd see the day the man who's all about bear's goes for a pussy cat...

I'm shocked

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6236 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:07:20 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2013, 11:23:15 PM

please tell me she does interracial

She pretty much has to. I mean, you think some SWC is gonna be able to get between them cheeks?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #6237 on:** February 14, 2013, 04:12:43 PM »

i wish i could get off from pictures cuz damn london is FINE

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #6238 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:04:30 PM »

shes hot but questionable context

demi · « **Reply #6239 on:** February 14, 2013, 06:58:55 PM »

Quote from: G The Resurrected on February 14, 2013, 01:08:09 AM

Quote from: demi on February 13, 2013, 08:26:46 PM
http://londonsexy.tumblr.com/

Amazing body.

I never thought I'd see the day the man who's all about bear's goes for a pussy cat...

I'm shocked

I like a nice healthy woman much like I prefer a nice healthy man. I go both ways.

News:

Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3648865 times)