Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3648845 times)

Split-tongue blowjobs:

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2145578903
http://www.xvideos.com/video1956789/split_tongue_asian_chick_does_magic
http://www.tube8.com/blowjob/piercedaspid-tongue-split-cock-suck-cum-lick/3138661/
http://xhamster.com/movies/649831/freak_of_nature_25_ladys_with_split_tongue_and_tail.html

I feel like I'm seeing something out of the D&D Monster Manual.

Rufus · « **Reply #6487 on:** March 24, 2013, 06:06:39 AM »

There was a dude on GAF who had an animated split tongue avatar back when you could still have animated avatars. It was so unbearable I ended up blocking it.

Never look up the process of how its done if you're squeamish at all.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #6488 on:** March 24, 2013, 06:19:09 PM »

http://i2.minus.com/iwO9qj6pxFfpC.jpg

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #6489 on:** March 24, 2013, 06:33:34 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on March 24, 2013, 06:06:39 AM

There was a dude on GAF who had an animated split tongue avatar back when you could still have animated avatars. It was so unbearable I ended up blocking it.

Boonoo was the dude on GAF. For some reason, I'd get pissed off seeing it so I adblocked (gasp!) the avatar but he'd have some new one or rehosted it within weeks. So I just put him on ignore.

chronovore · « **Reply #6490 on:** March 24, 2013, 06:36:01 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on March 24, 2013, 06:19:09 PM

http://i2.minus.com/iwO9qj6pxFfpC.jpg

Lily Cole!

But I feel ripped off that Miranda Kerr didn't provide the same view as everyone else in the shot.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #6491 on:** March 25, 2013, 01:27:58 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on March 24, 2013, 06:19:09 PM

http://i2.minus.com/iwO9qj6pxFfpC.jpg

Terry Richardson

His ugly back is no better than his ugly face, disgusting creepy overhyped fuck. Also naked female bodies start looking really boring if there are too many of them in the same pic. I wish Himuro would post more hot cock.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6492 on:** March 25, 2013, 01:41:41 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on March 24, 2013, 06:36:01 PM

Quote from: Mamacint on March 24, 2013, 06:19:09 PM
http://i2.minus.com/iwO9qj6pxFfpC.jpg

Lily Cole!

But I feel ripped off that Miranda Kerr didn't provide the same view as everyone else in the shot.

Lily Cole

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #6493 on:** March 25, 2013, 01:58:49 PM »

Who's the chick fifth from the left?

Mupepe · « **Reply #6494 on:** March 25, 2013, 02:16:42 PM »

I wanna know who the chick second from the right is

Squiddy · « **Reply #6495 on:** March 25, 2013, 03:15:28 PM »

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6496 on:** March 25, 2013, 03:18:15 PM »

Squiddy · « **Reply #6497 on:** March 25, 2013, 03:26:18 PM »

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Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #6498 on:** March 25, 2013, 03:34:39 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on March 25, 2013, 01:58:49 PM

Who's the chick fifth from the left?

I'm pretty sure it's Daisy Lowe:

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Quote from: Mupepe on March 25, 2013, 02:16:42 PM

I wanna know who the chick second from the right is

Miranda Kerr:

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6499 on:** March 25, 2013, 03:57:26 PM »

smooth groove
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/03/05/interracial-sex-still-taboo-for-many-porn-stars.html?obref=obinsite

Mupepe · « **Reply #6500 on:** March 25, 2013, 04:01:05 PM »

Eli

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #6501 on:** March 25, 2013, 06:19:47 PM »

Quote from: Beefcutletsonsale on March 25, 2013, 03:15:28 PM

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I need the source.

Quote from: Beefcutletsonsale on March 25, 2013, 03:26:18 PM

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And this as well.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #6502 on:** March 25, 2013, 06:43:23 PM »

Ooh Jenna

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:why :wtf2

:scusthov

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Robo · « **Reply #6503 on:** March 25, 2013, 08:50:29 PM »

I'm just gonna sit here and stare at this picture for awhile.

http://www.imagebam.com/image/0b30fd245190407

Groogrux · « **Reply #6504 on:** March 25, 2013, 09:35:03 PM »

Quote from: Robo on March 25, 2013, 08:50:29 PM

I'm just gonna sit here and stare at this picture for awhile.

http://www.imagebam.com/image/0b30fd245190407

Doesn't load.

Yeti · « **Reply #6505 on:** March 25, 2013, 11:14:11 PM »

Quote from: Groogrux on March 25, 2013, 09:35:03 PM

Quote from: Robo on March 25, 2013, 08:50:29 PM
I'm just gonna sit here and stare at this picture for awhile.

http://www.imagebam.com/image/0b30fd245190407

Doesn't load.

me neither. maybe that's the joke?

Robo · « **Reply #6506 on:** March 26, 2013, 12:46:58 AM »

Imagebam is down—it'll work later.

Beezy · « **Reply #6507 on:** March 26, 2013, 09:50:31 PM »

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:nah

demi · « **Reply #6508 on:** March 26, 2013, 11:28:22 PM »

Do we really need the NSFW tags whedn you post? If you still come in this thread at work, you deserve to get fired. Sorry dudes.

Mandark · « **Reply #6509 on:** March 26, 2013, 11:33:18 PM »

I think the idea was to use links rather than embedded images cause some people surf the bore by going through other members' recent posts, and sometimes take an unintentional turn into dandyland.

demi · « **Reply #6510 on:** March 26, 2013, 11:38:34 PM »

That is true. Maybe there is a way to block posts in this thread.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6511 on:** March 27, 2013, 12:05:40 AM »

Maybe you guys should get a new job where your boss isn't such a dick about dicks.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #6512 on:** March 27, 2013, 12:07:30 AM »

maybe you hippies should quit fucking around and get to work

Yeti · « **Reply #6513 on:** March 27, 2013, 01:30:35 PM »

Where do you guys work where it is considered ok to browse message boards? Everywhere I've worked would consider it unprofessional.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #6514 on:** March 27, 2013, 01:32:08 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 26, 2013, 11:28:22 PM

Do we really need the NSFW tags whedn you post? If you still come in this thread at work, you deserve to get fired. Sorry dudes.

Just as long as Arvie is never allowed to post anything without using a link first.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6515 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:52:50 PM »

http://always-eager.tumblr.com/tagged/me

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Can someone with some detective skills fine me these panties to buy?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6516 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:57:54 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6517 on:** March 27, 2013, 06:58:01 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on March 27, 2013, 01:30:35 PM

Where do you guys work where it is considered ok to browse message boards? Everywhere I've worked would consider it unprofessional.

I work from home for a small internet based business. Not only do we need to be online to work, we need to have a tab with facebook open, because we primarily communicate amongst the staff through a SEKRIT FACEBOOK GROUP.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #6518 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:07:30 PM »

whys it matter if you look at porn at home then

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6519 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:09:14 PM »

I can get away with EB at work by turning pictures/avatars off, same with GAF. But you'd have to be a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow to browse this thread at work.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6520 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:17:45 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on March 27, 2013, 07:07:30 PM

whys it matter if you look at porn at home then

For me it absolutely doesn't

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6521 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:21:38 PM »

Quote from: Shark Johnson on March 27, 2013, 07:12:33 PM

Why not just ask her yourself?

Where? I don't know this tumbler bullshit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6522 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:24:21 PM »

Quote

How many people have you fucked?
I’m still a virgin

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #6523 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:27:48 PM »

im not a fan of vags but hers i can get into

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6524 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:28:22 PM »

Quote

Where do you buy your lingerie?

http://www.fantasylingerie.com.au/

there you go G, root around on that site

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6525 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:35:10 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 27, 2013, 07:28:22 PM

Quote
Where do you buy your lingerie?

http://www.fantasylingerie.com.au/

there you go G, root around on that site

I hope I can find that one cause that's awesome. The misses hate's G-strings and refuses to wear them. So those would be great.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #6526 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:39:48 PM »

If you can't find one from that site or if the store's in a wrong part of the world for you just google "caged back open crotch / crotchless panties" or just "open back crotchless panties" or minus the crotchless if that's what you prefer. I kinda like the look of those open back panties more than g strings.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6527 on:** March 27, 2013, 07:40:53 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on March 27, 2013, 07:39:48 PM

If you can't find one from that site or if the store's in a wrong part of the world for you just google "caged back open crotch / crotchless panties" or just "open back crotchless panties" or minus the crotchless if that's what you prefer. I kinda like the look of those open back panties more than g strings.

GIVE THIS MAN(Woman) A INTERNET CHECK!

Thank you so much!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6528 on:** March 27, 2013, 08:27:43 PM »

http://thecurvygirls.tumblr.com/

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6529 on:** March 27, 2013, 08:30:49 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on March 27, 2013, 01:30:35 PM

Where do you guys work where it is considered ok to browse message boards? Everywhere I've worked would consider it unprofessional.

I work at a tech company that entirely relies on being online. My bosses have outright told me they don't care what sites I'm on so long as it's not torrent sites.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6530 on:** March 27, 2013, 08:39:09 PM »

http://24.media.tumblr.com/abb4184027f86db6ebaacfb5a89fa24b/tumblr_mk1k0it8NU1rwfzu1o1_1280.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/65911aeaf1c8ef2dd3d225e0994ca562/tumblr_mk1k120V8g1rokrt4o1_1280.jpg
http://24.media.tumblr.com/b206731cf1974a0c2a97cf1cbc3ceb5a/tumblr_mj358bb9fA1qetuh6o1_500.jpg

Robo · « **Reply #6531 on:** March 27, 2013, 08:42:02 PM »

UGH, fatties!

demi · « **Reply #6532 on:** March 27, 2013, 09:01:18 PM »

always-eager has been APPROVED

for me to jerk to

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #6533 on:** March 27, 2013, 10:13:31 PM »

Quote from: demi on March 27, 2013, 09:01:18 PM

always-eager has been APPROVED

for me to jerk to

You're welcome

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #6534 on:** March 27, 2013, 10:15:59 PM »

i cant jerk off to anything that doesnt have a cock and some cum innit

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #6535 on:** March 27, 2013, 11:31:16 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on March 25, 2013, 04:01:05 PM

Eli

Quote from: G The Resurrected on March 27, 2013, 07:40:53 PM

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on March 27, 2013, 07:39:48 PM
If you can't find one from that site or if the store's in a wrong part of the world for you just google "caged back open crotch / crotchless panties" or just "open back crotchless panties" or minus the crotchless if that's what you prefer. I kinda like the look of those open back panties more than g strings.

GIVE THIS MAN(Woman) A INTERNET CHECK!

Thank you so much!

I can feel the love

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6536 on:** March 28, 2013, 01:13:06 AM »

Porn creep has ruined me, I generally need nasty shit to really be interested

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #6537 on:** March 28, 2013, 01:23:58 AM »

I'm older, so I generally don't jerk it as much as most of you guys, I'm guessing. Sometimes I'll realize, "shit, I haven't jerked off in like 5 days or a week or some shit"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6538 on:** March 28, 2013, 01:26:34 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on March 28, 2013, 01:23:58 AM

I'm older, so I generally don't jerk it as much as most of you guys, I'm guessing. Sometimes I'll realize, "shit, I haven't jerked off in like 5 days or a week or some shit"

:scusthov

I hope I never get old :'(

brob · « **Reply #6539 on:** March 28, 2013, 01:27:34 AM »

I watch some raw shit sometimes, but I've never experienced this desensitization I've read so much about. not even back in my youth when I masturbated all the gad damn time, to the point of scaling back socially so I could masturbate more. those were the days, spending all sunday from dinner to bedtime, just jacking off. Now I have to do laundry, pay bills, quiz night at my local pub, etc. - and that's my day off. :'(

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Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3648845 times)