I am reminded of a interview with Pauly Shore what he talked about dating Savannah. They were having sex and he had been very excited think about having sex with a porn star, but it turned out to be pretty much just average. He said, "Hey, Savannah, why aren't you making all that noise that you do in movies?"
She replied, "That's acting, honey!"
"So I told her, 'Then start acting!'"