Author Topic: The NSFW Outside Link Thread | TOO HOT FOR WORK (post links only please) (Read 3647468 times)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5820 on:** January 09, 2013, 09:40:16 AM »

Are you guys sure thems nips and not pasties?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5821 on:** January 09, 2013, 01:29:12 PM »

why would she need pasties for a blouse that covers 98% of her upper body

Brehvolution · « **Reply #5822 on:** January 09, 2013, 04:11:36 PM »

To avoid chaffing and hide hard nips?

Spurgeon · « **Reply #5823 on:** January 09, 2013, 05:10:10 PM »

So it is possible...

https://twitter.com/mialelanixxx/status/289111707333312513

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5824 on:** January 09, 2013, 05:25:25 PM »

hnnnnnng

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5825 on:** January 09, 2013, 05:33:44 PM »

does beyonce sleep in a tub of bleach nowadays or something?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5826 on:** January 09, 2013, 06:09:51 PM »

that cover is still boner 9000 tho

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5827 on:** January 09, 2013, 06:16:32 PM »

dunno wtf that is. At first I thought it was just the lighting but red carpets tend to have the same amount of lights/camera glares now as they did a decade ago

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5828 on:** January 09, 2013, 06:19:26 PM »

This is from the Nets home opener... maybe it's makeup? I dunno.

Broseidon · « **Reply #5829 on:** January 09, 2013, 07:45:56 PM »

http://www.abload.de/img/1357602479828fubct.gif

Broseidon · « **Reply #5830 on:** January 09, 2013, 08:14:58 PM »

http://www.xvideos.com/video2839874/georgia_jones_and_malena_morgan_good_love_

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5831 on:** January 10, 2013, 12:59:46 AM »

http://www.buzzfeed.com/amyodell/kate-upton-kate-upton-kate-upton

I feel a vicarious sexual satisfaction knowing that my MLB pitcher is hitting this

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5832 on:** January 10, 2013, 01:01:51 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2013, 12:59:46 AM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/amyodell/kate-upton-kate-upton-kate-upton

I feel a vicarious sexual satisfaction knowing that my MLB pitcher is hitting this

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5833 on:** January 10, 2013, 01:04:44 AM »

I'm within <100 miles of a penis that has been inside Kate Upton

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5834 on:** January 10, 2013, 01:11:19 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2013, 01:04:44 AM

I'm within <100 miles of a penis that has been inside Kate Upton

This is like standing on your roof and bragging up almost touching the sun.

Pringo · « **Reply #5835 on:** January 10, 2013, 01:11:26 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2013, 01:01:51 AM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-MsGx9yONqA8/UOkmNTitG2I/AAAAAAAAS2Y/JD_HT5AFR7M/s1600/Kate-Upton-+%281%29.jpg

Dear lord.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5836 on:** January 10, 2013, 01:14:15 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 10, 2013, 01:11:19 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2013, 01:04:44 AM
I'm within <100 miles of a penis that has been inside Kate Upton

This is like standing on your roof and bragging up almost touching the sun.

except I am 92,960,000 miles away from the sun, whereas I am <100 miles away from her womb

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5837 on:** January 10, 2013, 01:19:19 AM »

The sun, with a diameter of 865,000 miles, is 93,000,000 miles away. Kate's vagina, with a diameter of three inches, is about 100 miles away. Now--fuck where's the calculator in Windows 8. First the shutdown button is nowhere to be found, now this. Fuck you, drinky.

Beezy · « **Reply #5838 on:** January 10, 2013, 01:31:51 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2013, 01:04:44 AM

I'm within <100 miles of a penis that has been inside Kate Upton

Pretty sure I am too.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5839 on:** January 10, 2013, 01:35:43 AM »

I was once within 100 km of Chief Theresa Spence's vagina, but you don't see me bragging.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5840 on:** January 10, 2013, 01:37:24 AM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Broseidon · « **Reply #5841 on:** January 10, 2013, 02:03:19 PM »

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megea0oMMx1qhrn7ko1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/7dd34ceb443c766b4252d312d5fb57b4/tumblr_mg2tye8GBF1qhctgfo4_1280.jpg

Mupepe · « **Reply #5842 on:** January 10, 2013, 02:10:36 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on January 10, 2013, 02:03:19 PM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megea0oMMx1qhrn7ko1_500.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/7dd34ceb443c766b4252d312d5fb57b4/tumblr_mg2tye8GBF1qhctgfo4_1280.jpg

More please

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5843 on:** January 10, 2013, 02:43:56 PM »

The rest of beyonce's spread is out and it's even more hnnnnnnnnng

Broseidon · « **Reply #5844 on:** January 10, 2013, 02:47:11 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/nxwAu.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RWFDZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mv3Wn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Eok3I.jpg

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5845 on:** January 10, 2013, 03:00:10 PM »

i find vaginas so disgusting to look at but tits so beautiful. why am i so brtoken :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #5846 on:** January 10, 2013, 03:38:54 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on January 10, 2013, 02:47:11 PM

http://i.imgur.com/nxwAu.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RWFDZ.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mv3Wn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Eok3I.jpg

sequels that don't live up to the original

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 10, 2013, 03:00:10 PM

i find vaginas so disgusting to look at but tits so beautiful. why am i so brtoken :'(

because you're a weirdo. Pussies look amazing.

Broseidon · « **Reply #5847 on:** January 10, 2013, 05:27:51 PM »

I'm just postin good stuff I find! :'(

But yeah that was a hard post to live up to :V

bud · « **Reply #5848 on:** January 10, 2013, 06:06:02 PM »

vaginas can look absolutely stunning. whenever i see a pretty vagina, i just want to taste it.

sadly, though, pretty vaginas are not always easy to find.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5849 on:** January 10, 2013, 06:08:49 PM »

Quote from: bud on January 10, 2013, 06:06:02 PM

vaginas can look absolutely stunning. whenever i see a pretty vagina, i just want to taste it.

So that's how you got your username.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5850 on:** January 10, 2013, 06:09:48 PM »

they just look so gross. compare that to a beautiful pair of tits and its like "wowza" a tit you can really enjoy.

bud · « **Reply #5851 on:** January 10, 2013, 06:10:53 PM »

how can you enjoy a tit?

seriously, what can you do with a tit that's really fun

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5852 on:** January 10, 2013, 06:11:15 PM »

i'm talking about looking at them not enjoying them

bud · « **Reply #5853 on:** January 10, 2013, 06:14:00 PM »

if you had to choose between a pretty pussy and a pair of pretty tits, what would you rather look at?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5854 on:** January 10, 2013, 06:17:01 PM »

tits.

ask me which i'd rather fuck and it'd be pussy

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5855 on:** January 10, 2013, 06:17:23 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5856 on:** January 10, 2013, 06:17:39 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5857 on:** January 10, 2013, 06:17:58 PM »

http://blog.thaeger.com/2013/01/10/miss-millenium/

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #5858 on:** January 10, 2013, 06:39:38 PM »

goddam

Steve Contra · « **Reply #5859 on:** January 10, 2013, 07:06:45 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 10, 2013, 06:17:39 PM

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Oh my

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #5860 on:** January 10, 2013, 07:20:50 PM »

Quote from: bud on January 10, 2013, 06:14:00 PM

if you had to choose between a pretty pussy and a pair of pretty tits, what would you rather look at?

Tits. Vag will always look disgusting.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5861 on:** January 10, 2013, 07:34:13 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 10, 2013, 07:20:50 PM

Quote from: bud on January 10, 2013, 06:14:00 PM
if you had to choose between a pretty pussy and a pair of pretty tits, what would you rather look at?
Tits. Vag will always look disgusting.

good man